Friday, January 28th 2011
And That's An Insult How?!
If you ask Tracy Morgan if he'd rather Tina Fey or Sarah Palin, you just know some Family Shield shit is going to come diving out of his mouth. But when TNT's Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley asked Tracy that weird question during the Knicks-Heat game last night, his answer wasn't that bad. TNT still apologized for it. I won't give away Tracy's answer in case you haven't seen it, but if someone said that about me, I'd stitch that quote into all my clothes like Laverne, add it to my tombstone and probably ask the court to legally change my first name to it. The white dude in the clip knows what I'm talking about (no, he doesn't).
via USA Today
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"Yeah - I know she didn't say that but I didn't feel like googling all the dumb things she did say and you got the point anyway;p Honestly, that's the problem - I tried to watch her give ONE speech and my brain decided she just was not important enuff to pay attention to - from there I just trust that that part of me made a good decision - in this case the decision was: Sarah Palin is too dumb for me to waste my time on...and it had not the slightest thing to do with her accent. Seriously - in another five years I'm sure she'll be nothing but distant memory. She's fluff - something for the anti-political (like me) to play around with so we look like we're participating."
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How funny, thats exactly how i felt about obama, hes such an ivy league wannabe.
I don't get the Sarah Palin is Hot faction. She looks like a granny and she has one hell of a big nose. I tell ya, if you think Sarah Palin is attractive you most likely have a memaw fetish. Not that there's anything wrong with that, memaws need love too (but preferably not from their grandsons like that sucio couple a few months back).
I don't get the Sarah Palin is Hot faction. She looks like a granny and she has one hell of a big nose. I tell ya, if you think Sarah Palin is attractive you most likely have a memaw fetish. Not that there's anything wrong with that, memaws need love too (but preferably not from their grandsons like that sucio couple a few months back).
Tracy Morgan is a misogynistic piece of shit! Just looking at his ugly mug makes me feel queasy.
I am not a fan of Sarah Palin but Tracy Morgan is fucking disgusting and vile as is Charles Barkley.
Submitted by teayza31
I still don't know why people think she is good looking. No one would look twice at her if she was in line in front at you at Target.
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There is nothing more disturbing than the low down fuck who stands in line at Target scoping out the chicks in front of him.
Loving the sincere "why do people say palin is stupid?" comments!
Trace, you're sick! Anyone whose masturbatory fantasies include snuff films needs help.
Submitted by teayza31 on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:39pm.
I still don't know why people think she is good looking. No one would look twice at her if she was in line in front at you at Target.
That's really true of a lot (if not most) of celebs. I used to always say that about Princess Diana.
I don't think she is good looking at all. Just another local yokel.
Um, why did you copy and paste my comment, tea? Weirdo.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I still don't know why people think she is good looking. No one would look twice at her if she was in line in front at you at Target.
I also don't get why people think Palin's glasses are hot. They're a putrid combination of glasses worn by Mrs. Claus, your grandma, and Peggy Hill. I love that she accused Obama of trying to be a celeb, then ran out and got a show with her name in the title, hahaha! Oh, and supported her daughter's DWTS famewhore bid. Klass-ay!
I don't get chicks like Tina Fey and Winona Ryder who are beautiful but instead of going glam they fight the hot-- hard. I'm not saying they should look like cheap whores like most of Hollywood. But flattering hair, makeup, and clothes would be a nice change. Brad Pitt does it to try to get fewer pretty-boy roles and more serious ones. But Fey and Ryder are taken seriously.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:01pm.
And why again is Sarah Palin considered dumb?
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BECAUSE SHE SOUNDS FUCKING STUPID!!!
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
You don't need to portray her any which way. Just listen to her speak, its painful.
Being mayor of Wasilla, and having been governor of Alaska for two years and then quitting doesn't speak well of her interest in actual governance and legislation.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 01/28/2011 -
2:33pm.
Pearl Necklace, world renowned alt hunter...
http://www.sarasotaemporium.com/barney%20fife.jpg
Such inland socal trash. Right on. Totally. Cosigned.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:01pm.
It amazes me how people hate this woman for no reason. She has integrity, character, work ethic,
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So quitting on your constituents that voted for you is a great work ethic?
One of her reasons; she blamed the “left winged media” because of their attacks on her. In other words when the going gets tough...you put your tail between your legs and run!!
If she can’t handle that then you are useless as a politician and especially useless as a President because you’re going to get attacked 24/7 and even more so with a higher office.
To top it all off she suggested she could do as much or MORE as a private citizen. That shows you the intellect of her when you think you’ll have as much pull as a private citizen than as the GOVERNOR OF A STATE!
She's a fucking self absorbed retarded idiot that bailed out on her people and blames EVERYONE else for her short comings.
Prov, just sign in as Poopele and feel free to change that 'w' for an 'n.' Know you're dying to. Right on? ;*
Staying out of the political debate and saying that those dudes set themselves up for failure by asking someone like Tracy Morgan a question like that. I'm outta this thread...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by Callie on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Callie on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 1:46pm.
When did education become elitist?
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THIS! THANK YOU.
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If anything education is less elitist than ever. More people go to college. More people graduate high school. If you can get to a library or the right sites on the Internet, you too can be "elite."
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I agree with you; I'm just saying that she and other politicians with a particular agenda (not just in the US either) play the "shucks, I'm just like you! I don't know anything, but I'm outraged!" card to appeal to the disenfranchised.
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I know what you meant; I was just arguing with the imaginary Tea Baggers in my head! ;P
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Lol. I think they make special shampoos to wash those little fellows out. Works best with a tiny comb.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Yeah - I know she didn't say that but I didn't feel like googling all the dumb things she did say and you got the point anyway;p Honestly, that's the problem - I tried to watch her give ONE speech and my brain decided she just was not important enuff to pay attention to - from there I just trust that that part of me made a good decision - in this case the decision was: Sarah Palin is too dumb for me to waste my time on...and it had not the slightest thing to do with her accent. Seriously - in another five years I'm sure she'll be nothing but distant memory. She's fluff - something for the anti-political (like me) to play around with so we look like we're participating.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~George Bernard Shaw
HUFFY BARFDAY, DLISTED!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iRV7boog0
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:17pm.
Yeah, ok. BTW, stop typing like a wigger, you're trying to hard. Right on. Totally. Cosign.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:14pm.
Personally I think she proved herself unintelligent when she (snip) didn't know Africa was a continent,
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Damn, that's a Britney Spears level of stupidity!
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:01pm.
Sarah Palin has 5 kids and is older than Tina Fey and is 10 x hotter with a better body.
Tracy Morgan loves c-section scars.
***awwwws at Provolone/Poopele's Massengill moment***
People hate Sarah Palin because media portrays her certain way
If Obama didn't have the right team to sharpen and manufacture his image in the media he would be treated like shit too
Politics is THE mind control over clueless idiots who fight meaningless fights while congress is raking billions and ride blue bantleys
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Fist Pump!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 1:27pm.
LOL at the Laverne shout-out.
Adore Sarah Palin.
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oh hon, I'm sure Sarah would love you too, except that icky gay-log-cabiner-going-to-hell sitch you got going on. Come on, Tex, srsly, love you for your great taste -- AbFab, Golden Girls, but your hate-on for my Prez is blinding you here.
Shut up.
If you don't like it then go to another thread, M.E.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Callie on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 1:46pm.
When did education become elitist?
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THIS! THANK YOU.
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If anything education is less elitist than ever. More people go to college. More people graduate high school. If you can get to a library or the right sites on the Internet, you too can be "elite."
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I agree with you; I'm just saying that she and other politicians with a particular agenda (not just in the US either) play the "shucks, I'm just like you! I don't know anything, but I'm outraged!" card to appeal to the disenfranchised.
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I know what you meant; I was just arguing with the imaginary Tea Baggers in my head! ;P
Well Sarah never actually said that thing about seeing Russia from her backyard, she just used Alaska's proximity to Russia to pretend like she has foreign policy experience. Personally I think she proved herself unintelligent when she could not come up with a single piece of recent legislation, didn't know who Margaret Thacher is, didn't know Africa was a continent, didn't know the difference between North and South Korea, and couldn't name one single newspaper she read. Seriously. I know these things and I am not even trying to run for office. Then again, I am also more educated than she is.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Callie on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 1:46pm.
When did education become elitist?
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THIS! THANK YOU.
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If anything education is less elitist than ever. More people go to college. More people graduate high school. If you can get to a library or the right sites on the Internet, you too can be "elite."
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I agree with you; I'm just saying that she and other politicians with a particular agenda (not just in the US either) play the "shucks, I'm just like you! I don't know anything, but I'm outraged!" card to appeal to the disenfranchised.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
in comparison...to say...barbara bush, then yeah, sarah palin is hot...
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i lift things up and put them down...
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:01pm.
It amazes me how people hate this woman for no reason. She has integrity, character, work ethic, doesn't make expensive demands like so many other politicians, and works her ass off for the Alaskan people not caring who she pisses off along the way. She is exactly the kind of politician this world needs more of.
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Doesn't make expensive demands? Like the hundreds of thousands of clothes she got for her family during the campaign? Working her ass off for Alaska? Like when she quit the governorship to cash in?
Please don't let this become another political shit storm.
Some of you like Palin, some of you don't. It's called having different opinions and arguing over it on a gossib blog isn't going to resolve shit.
So save it for a political website.
LMAO off Stoney. it is RL horror when people truly believe that tripe.
she works so hard she quit midterm to write a life story and make money while not doing shit right?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Gina, you mean a quitter? How can you work your ass off for the people of Alaska when you quit that bitch to cash in?
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I'm bored with babies and engagements and happiness and joy and shit. - ImpertinentVixen
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 1:46pm.
When did education become elitist?
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THIS! THANK YOU.
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If anything education is less elitist than ever. More people go to college. More people graduate high school. If you can get to a library or the right sites on the Internet, you too can be "elite."
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 2:01pm.
Sarah Palin has 5 kids and is older than Tina Fey and is 10 x hotter with a better body.
And why again is Sarah Palin considered dumb? Oh that's right because she has an Alaskan accent.
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Um...I think we'll start with "I can see Russia from my backyard" and go all the way to allowing her daughter to 'perform' on DWTS...and skip right over that accent and still find a lot of dumb in there to contend with.
And how do you even know what Tina's body looks like? She keeps it covered, pretty much, 24/7
♥ Threadkilla!
Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~George Bernard Shaw
HUFFY BARFDAY, DLISTED!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iRV7boog0
WOW. Now I'm really scared.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
And please with the apologies.
I hope that he apologized, the same way I laughed, for all the things he DIDN'T say but wanted to.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~George Bernard Shaw
HUFFY BARFDAY, DLISTED!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iRV7boog0
Sarah Palin has 5 kids and is older than Tina Fey and is 10 x hotter with a better body.
And why again is Sarah Palin considered dumb? Oh that's right because she has an Alaskan accent.
It amazes me how people hate this woman for no reason. She has integrity, character, work ethic, doesn't make expensive demands like so many other politicians, and works her ass off for the Alaskan people not caring who she pisses off along the way. She is exactly the kind of politician this world needs more of.
LOL! Cut to Tina Fey: WTF?!?! *I* wear glasses! Don't you want to mastur - o wait. Nevermind.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~George Bernard Shaw
HUFFY BARFDAY, DLISTED!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iRV7boog0
@ Pearl Necklace
Sayin sarah palin is far more attractive then tina fey has nothing to do with agreeing of wtf one or another stands for in this society
so go do something useful instead taking my words out and making some political uproar
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chola-stylin' slowdance HUGGING LOVE back at ya, LaChaylo <3
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 1:46pm.
When did education become elitist?
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THIS! THANK YOU.
@lifeislikecake "That's an insult to masterbation."
BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 1:30pm.
btw, hot female politicas -- but with actual working brains -- are much hotter, and other countries are way ahead of us with this trend, Exhibit A:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Xie4M5ZZIew/S204jePKiRI/AAAAAAAACoY/vpudBrLaPQ...
Them thar "real" 'muricans love their wominfolk a bit lower on the intellectual scale than Dubya, pity.
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I heart you, PL. Just wanted to let you know that.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 1:49pm.
Maybe I'm wrong but the Sarah Palin Teabaggers seem to me like the kind of people that'd be more upset with the idea of a black man thinking sezy thoughts about Sarah than a white guy thinking the same thing.
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tis why it cracks me up ;D
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 1:30pm.
Them thar "real" 'muricans love their wominfolk a bit lower on the intellectual scale than Dubya, pity.
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So true. And Palin cultivates the "we're all dumbasses together" image for her fans.
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Indeed, reminds me of Idiocracy, which would be funnier if it weren't so depressingly true. It's the corporate winners' wet dream: a country, better yet, a world where the majority of people encourage each other to be as stupid & ignorant as they possibly can, cuz book-learnin' & uppity womin are 'ginst God & cuntry, bleh.