Reason For Divorce: Irreconcilable Baby Wipes Addiction

Terrence Howard's wife of only one year Michelle Howard, seen her trying to hide the down low discomfort she feels from over-baby wiping her chocha, has filed for divorce. Terrence and Michelle made wipes every variety cry Propylene glycol tears of happiness when they were married on January 20, 2010. Michelle wrote January 27, 2011 as the day their marriage fell into a Pamper and got stuffed into a Diaper Genie.

Radar reports that Michelle wants spousal support and is also asking that Terrence take care of her legal fees. Terrence and Michelle never had children, because he didn't want her sharing her stash of Baby Wipes with anybody else!

Terrence's voice could melt the ice in my well whiskey, but that bitch has the wrong kind of OCD. Michelle couldn't use the bathroom without Terrence putting his ear up to the door to make sure her hand never touched that roll of toilet paper. After she finished, Terrence went in there and counted every damn sheet! If Michelle's pussy didn't smell like baby ass and Purell, he sent her back to the bathroom to try again. Michelle is divorcing that motherfucker, because she wants CHARMIN back in her life. It's as simple as that.

Posted by: Michael K

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Splits • Terrence Howard

Submitted by vidz on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 3:17am.

She seems very pretty but on closeup looks like a low-rent tranny Sofia Vergara.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.

My ovaries just exploded.

"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the

Submitted by Zambonie on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 8:12pm.

a combination of things

the daily double digit snap butt hole inspections to make sure baby wipes are being used

and she could never get access to a mirror when he was around

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 7:27pm.

She wants spousal support from someone whom she was married to for only a year? Even Camille Grammar is raising her eyebrows.

We need peace in the world. Seriously, I don't even know where to begin with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX81UXY0ciA

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:41pm.

Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 7:46pm

Oh. In that case, he's an asshole. It's not like he has many movie deals coming his way. I think Iron Man was the last thing I saw him in.

Submitted by The Fly on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 7:11pm.

dingleberry.

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Submitted by Violet on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:37pm.

who fucking poses like that, what an ass

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:25pm.

So that blind item about a B list actor shaking up with a C list up and comer was about him. This is his second marriage. When he hit it big he started abusing his first wife and traded her in for a younger model.

Submitted by Koopa on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:25pm.

American Psycho is like a bible to Terrence.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:21pm.

"Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 7:07pm.
Who is this guy again?
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We know him on Dlisted as Mrs. Patrick Campbell..."

Oh shit, Tigerlily, that's one of the funniest things I have ever read on these boards. Well done!

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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:16pm.

@ stake_spike: He was holding out for some huge amount of money to do the sequel. They dropped him and picked up Cheadle.

Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:03pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 7:15pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 7:07pm.
Who is this guy again?
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We know him on Dlisted as Mrs. Patrick Campbell...

LOL!

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:01pm.

I can't believe he found a woman to marry him even for a year, especially after some of the creepy public statements we've seen/heard from him. It would be fun to have drinks with her though, and get the scoop on how crazy his issues are. I can't even imagine.

Submitted by chaka1 on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:53pm.

This is one of the blind items! Which one????? Did he pay her to marry him and he has a boyfriend on the side???

Submitted by spankypants on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:49pm.

I never trusted this guy. He looks like the smooth operator at the club who buys you a drink and then gets all possessive five minutes later.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:49pm.

Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:52pm.
I still think he's on the d-l. His barely concealed misogyny screams it.
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I can see that. Especially if he did have that fling at Sundance that was bound to come out. Talk about trying to prove your manhood.

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:48pm.

Slightly off topic but despite my dislike of TH I prefered him to Cheadle. Why did they get rid of him?

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:45pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 7:07pm.
Who is this guy again?
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We know him on Dlisted as Mrs. Patrick Campbell...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:37pm.

Who is this guy again?

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Grow your own dope: plant a man.

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:29pm.

She was tired of chaffing her ass with wipes all the time and wanted him to spring for a bidet. He was like, "Hell no, bitch! I pay for premium wipes and nothing more!" It's sad when divorce happens over a shitty ass.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:28pm.

Submitted by super-ette on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:44pm.

I hate to interrupt this but ANDERSON COOPER was attacked in Cairo! MK, where is the post?? I think he's ok but you should tell him to get his ass home, pronto!

Sweetie you're like 10 hours and 10 posts late. MK was on this at the break of dawn. Keep up!

"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"

Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:22pm.

I still think he's on the d-l. His barely concealed misogyny screams it.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:21pm.

That's way too fucking much info for someone I had to google to see what films they were in.

Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:22pm.

He was in Iron Man (got replaced by Don Cheadle), Hustle & Flow, and Crash. So he's been in some pretty well-received flicks, regardless of his lack of talent. Can't take that away from him.

But he still strikes me as SUCH the asshole. Something about this guy just screams prick to me. And if she married that, she's probably no prize pig, either. Blech. Somebody give me a baby wipe. I feel unclean even commenting on him...

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:18pm.

here super-ette

http://dlisted.com/node/40655

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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK

Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:15pm.

Nice suit in the picture.

Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:15pm.

I was just thinking about him the other day

He can wipe my posterior all he wants, I love those coochie towelettes

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Submitted by super-ette on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:14pm.

I hate to interrupt this but ANDERSON COOPER was attacked in Cairo! MK, where is the post?? I think he's ok but you should tell him to get his ass home, pronto!

Submitted by agirl on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:11pm.

He is gorgeous and a very good actor but who wants to deal with this misogynistic bullshit? A pretty face doesn't make up for hatred in the heart. (see also Mel Gibson, Halle Berry)

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:11pm.

Imagine being with someone who followed you around trying to wipe up your cooter... fuck him.
he's scared of vag smell for a reason, I always thought.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.

Submitted by Datura on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:09pm.

Submitted by Inigo Jones on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:06pm.
I bet he came home smelling like off-brand wipes.

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Bahahaha!

That said, Terrence seems like a misogynist jackass with the baby wipes shit. Just because he's afraid of vaginas doesn't make them unclean.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:09pm.

Terrance Howard is a really bad actor! He sucks on Law and Order:LA (actually the whole show sucks, but that is another story) and he was awful in Iron Man, and that movie he was nominated for an Oscar for, Rattle and Hum, Rock and Roll or whatever it was called. It was soooo bad, I forgot the name.

Submitted by zomay on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:03pm.

So he's the one who slept with some chicks at Sundance... Go figure.

Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:02pm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HA.

Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:06pm.

SPOUSAL SUPPORT??? You were married ONE f'ing year, get over yourself gold digger. And I don't care if she loved him or not, if she want HIS money after being married for ONE year she is a gold digger (unless she significantly contributed to the launch of a company with him or some other very unlikely scenario).

Either that or she has some GOOOOD dirt on him. Still, that's sleazy, make your own money.

Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 4:59pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:21pm.

I think Jana slept with Terrence. She loves those married men. :)

I would divorce this guy too....he seems like such a turd.
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 4:57pm.

Terrence looked beat and bloated on the one episode of Law & Order L.A. that I saw so I'm going to go with Charlie Sheen Syndrome for this divorce.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 4:56pm.

who are these people

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 4:51pm.

I think Jana slept with Terrence. She loves those married men. :)

I would divorce this guy too....he seems like such a turd.

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Victim of love, I see your broken heart
You got your stories to tell
Victim of love, it's such an easy part
And you know how to play it so well
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 4:51pm.

I have no problem in principle with using baby wipes to freshen up (I guess) but sharing it with Entertainment Tonight is a little much.

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Submitted by misslainey on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 4:49pm.

This guy again?

Submitted by DianaDeath on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 4:46pm.

She's pretty. That is all.

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That shit is nice. -MK

Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 4:46pm.

ubmitted by Spoiled on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 6:07pm.
All right, which recent Blind Item does this one match up to
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First thing I thought too - this has to be out there somewhere.