Hugh Jackman Is Eating Everything
Take your privates off the empty dinner plate at Hugh Jackman's place at the table. I meant food. Although, if you dip it in a sauce made of a White Castle chocolate shake, a blended Triple Whopper from Burger King and a dollop of whipped Ensure, Hugh just might nibble on it.
Hugh is currently devouring almost 6,000 calories a day to bulk up for the next Wolverine movie directed by Darren Aronofsky. Darren practically forced Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis to only feed on their own breath and eye sleepies to get ballerina skinny for Black Swan, and now he's doing the opposite to Hugh. Hugh tells the L.A. Times (via SS):
"I’m on it right now, mate, already doing it. It’s 6,000 calories a day, it’s rough. Right now, I’m at 210. Yeah, right, I was 190, something like that. I don’t know how much I want to give away about it, but Darren said with the last one, ‘Hey you looked great, but you’re so tall that in those long shots you looked kind of like Clint Eastwood, and that’s not Wolverine.' He said that Wolverine, in the comics, is powerful, stocky, you know, he’s short and thick. So he said, ‘I want you to go there, get bigger.’"
6,000 calories a day? Pff, that ain't shit, said most of America. Hugh should come stay with me for a full week and I'll have him eating at least 60,000 calories a day. First of all, I eat as though my system is only powered by corn syrup and a bunch of shit I can't pronounce. Second of all, Hugh will constantly be stuffing his face because he'll never want his mouth to be free when I ask, "Can we make out?" Can we make out? In goes a monster burrito. Can we make out? In goes a whole jar of Fluff. Can we make out? There goes Hugh's mouth around my entire fridge.
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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:01pm.
6000 calories a day...that's alot of blowjobs...
LMAO!
Hugh seems like the nicest dude around, ghey or straight
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
It's true...When you stop eating, your metabolism shuts off and you still gain weight...
Submitted by thebutlerdidit on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 10:59pm.
Wait til you get over 40. Everything you eat goes right to your ass. In my 20s I would polish off whole tubs of Betty Crocker frosting a night. Now, if I drink 2 sodas a week I am a bloated fat ass.
Three words...
Fuck me please...
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:07am.
We suspect that Hugh's favorite food is pole.
Yes! Mrs PC, we finally agree on an outing.
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"You were only good for one thing... Thanks for the donation."
Hugh will constantly be stuffing his face because he'll never want his mouth to be free when I ask, "Can we make out?" Can we make out? In goes a monster burrito. Can we make out? In goes a whole jar of Fluff. Can we make out? There goes Hugh's mouth around my entire fridge.
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Since none of you Bitches will do it..I WILL..
GONG!!!
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"I'm not doing shit to him, but fucking and having my career" ~ Montana Fishburn 2010
I thought he looked awful and roidy in the last Wolverine movie. Yeah, the the comics he was a short, squat dude but they hired a tall, thin actor and he did just fine pulling off the look in the first X-Men movie without going to a huge extreme.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
I don't care how muscular he is, that is one fugly ass dude.
I like a man with a good appetite.
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Elle a grandi en garçon bien éduqué
We suspect that Hugh's favorite food is pole.
It is true...Wolverine should be bigger than Jackman was.....
*picks up comic book and goes back to reading*
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Insanity in individuals is something rare -- but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule. -Nietzsche
I love Hugh Jackman's body. I'd cover him in whipped cream and eat him.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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He looks like a muscle daddy circuit queen on steroids and HIV drugs. Not a good look.
You can eat 6,000 cals a day and not gain weight as long as you really work out for about 8 hours daily. Remember M. Phelps eating 10-12,000 cals daily when he trained? ('Course, most of that was Funyuns.)
Submitted by thebutlerdidit on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 10:59pm.
Wait til you get over 40. Everything you eat goes right to your ass. In my 20s I would polish off whole tubs of Betty Crocker frosting a night. Now, if I drink 2 sodas a week I am a bloated fat ass.
I will be 45 Sunday and I love carbs. Not true for all people. I am still a tiny bitch. :)
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 10:47pm.
Another idiot post.
Yours, however, was brilliant: thoughtful, witty, concise.
Wait til you get over 40. Everything you eat goes right to your ass. In my 20s I would polish off whole tubs of Betty Crocker frosting a night. Now, if I drink 2 sodas a week I am a bloated fat ass.
Another idiot post.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 10:31pm.
CSGgirl, he has empathy. Kinda regular in looks, but this guy is a SOUL person, know what I mean? omp was just a "here and now image" person. Fucking makes all the damn difference. Going slow though, going slow....taking all my internal advice and all my friend's advice.
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Sounds like good advice. And you have to give us ALL THE DETAILS after the date. Every last salacious one.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 9:31pm.
*tucks fupa under third chin, bites into KFC double down*
Yeah, I'm starring in a movie soon too...
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Girl, where the hell have you been?? Miss ya. Really. Was about to head off to fake drunk-study (lold, don't ask; I care more about the DL tonight than fucking studies ugh) and thought I'd check in here and whatveevs {hugs}
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- but the date coming up sounds exciting. I hope he's hot!
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CSGgirl, he has empathy. Kinda regular in looks, but this guy is a SOUL person, know what I mean? omp was just a "here and now image" person. Fucking makes all the damn difference. Going slow though, going slow....taking all my internal advice and all my friend's advice.
Hope you are well. How's the supervisor stuff? Are you really in a movie?? lol, it's 11pm in NJ and my bottle-o-p.noir ass's head's spinning. Rough fucking day. argh. TGIF snarks!!1!
*Joins the RoughFuckingDay club w/ erryone here*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 9:31pm.
*tucks fupa under third chin, bites into KFC double down*
Yeah, I'm starring in a movie soon too...
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Girl, where the hell have you been?? Miss ya. Really. Was about to head off to fake drunk-study (lold, don't ask; I care more about the DL tonight than fucking studies ugh) and thought I'd check in here and whatveevs {hugs}
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Hey Cappy! I worked late, just hopped on and saw I missed all kinds of excitement on OP because I'm up to so many exciting things all the time like...uh...um...well, you'll just have to believe me, my life is really, really exciting! LOL. Actually I'm not doing much more then working and getting fat. And feeling guilty for not doing anything active when I read all the other dlisters posts regarding their workouts and stuff. Hmmm, I better pour some inspiration and plan my excuses for not working out tomorrow. Hope everything is going better with you. Sorry to read about the ex-OMP - but the date coming up sounds exciting. I hope he's hot!
OT - Hugh does nothing for me.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Man, I really think these directors go too far with asking people to do this to their bodies and pancreas with all the weight loss and gains. 16 pounds or so I can see, but that is horrible. And he is not a young man.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 9:31pm.
*tucks fupa under third chin, bites into KFC double down*
Yeah, I'm starring in a movie soon too...
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CCCCSSSSSGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ♥♥♥♥
Girl, where the hell have you been?? Miss ya. Really. Was about to head off to fake drunk-study (lold, don't ask; I care more about the DL tonight than fucking studies ugh) and thought I'd check in here and whatveevs {hugs}
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
I don't give a damn what's written here, what he said or what the background rumor is on this piece....I am enjoying the fuck out of this picture, then I'm going to bed.
*tucks fupa under third chin, bites into KFC double down*
Yeah, I'm starring in a movie soon too...
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Team Eat Whatever The Hell You Want And Still Skinny!
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 9:14pm.
i'm 6'2 and have always weighed about 190 until about a year and a half ago when i quit smoking and gained 50 lbs. taken about 30 of it off, but damn, no more fatty jokes. i feel their pain now. finally get it.
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WERD. FAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHK!
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
MK better watch. If that ever did happen, Hugh might ask him "can we make out, and can i use this jar of fluff while doing so."
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Please get the fuck out ---->
This post as me imagining a moment when i'm roasting some duck fat realness for Mr. J and i'm seeing his ass munching on some thick meat....ok, i'm gonna stop
i'm 6'2 and have always weighed about 190 until about a year and a half ago when i quit smoking and gained 50 lbs. taken about 30 of it off, but damn, no more fatty jokes. i feel their pain now. finally get it.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Always say "I'm not getting fat" "I'm just bulking up".
Ugh. That's so unhealthy. Can't he just wear a costume or something? Sure, he can lose the weight later, but atherosclerosis is forever. No way he'll be able to consume that amount of calories without adding a lot of fat. His stomach isn't big enough to hold 6,000 calories' worth of low fat foods. (Although I suppose it will be soon.)
Aronofsky should have hired that Kardashian sister, the big one with the pushed-in face. Or yeah, Kirstie Alley.
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He was no longer one of Vermont's Finest.
Huge Action just needs to come to Mama cuz dinner, hem a hem a hem, is served.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
I used to be a size 6 25 years ago.. over the years I've crept up to a size 10, and held there.. without changing my diet or eating any more than I ever did. your metabolism just slows down to a crawl, especially if you don't exercise. it sucks ass.
UBF kiss my fat ass. :)
I used to be 108 and I've gained about 40 lbs since I turned 30. Something aint right cause I dont' eat a shit ton and i don't eat crap.
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Let them (the skinny bitches) eat cake.
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Shiitake happens...
Maybe Kirstie Alley could play Wolverine instead.
Gaining weight is HARD!!! A few years ago i was at my lowest weight in my adult life (5 foot 8, 108 pounds) I looked like shit on a stick, but due to depression i just didnt eat a whole lot and my fast metabolism didnt help the situation. Getting back to a healthy weight was a MOTHERFUCKER. I m at 130 now, but i m sure i m eating close to 5000 calories a day, just to maintain that.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
nooooo. just use Danny Devito for the long shots.
Hughie is just beautiful the way he is.
6,000 calories a day is too much.
He's going to look Bridget Jones 2.
he could eat me as much as he wanted......(too bad he's gay and doesn't want to)
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Oh baby,refrain from breaking my heart.
-Erasure
*hands sucky my lovehandles*
*runs away*
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"Drink that Xenutini like you don't give a fuck, John Travolta!" -MK
i feel sick to my stomach.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
"6,000 calories a day? Pff, that ain't shit, said most of America." hahaha MK. 6,000 calories could probably somewhat easily be put away in one big McDs breakfast alone. The kind you get when you're trying to beat a hangover.
Awesome hairy pecs !
Actors! Willing to suffer for their art.
Unfortunately for him it won't be 6,000 calories of everything. It's going to be mostly proteins and then 2-3 hour sessions at the gym, followed by beddy-bed time at 9:00pm.
I've been there and it's NO FUN. But it works.
That can't be good for your heart.
I'm sure it was intentional, but Natalie looked half dead in that scene where she's being weighed before the big show.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
motherfucker it is hard gaining weight and shut the fuck up fatties (the VAST majority of the readers on this site). I'm 6'2" and 160lbs. 6 years ago I was 140. Before that I was about 135. Gaining those 25lbs was one of the biggest accomplishments of my life. Forcing yourself to eat big ass meals is not a comfortable or easy thing, you start to hate food because you have to get to that point of being really full and shatter it over and over.
Hugh used to be a real twig if I remember correctly, he's got that body type that just burns everything right away, like me, so when you're stuffing your face, you're fighting your body over and over.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
whipped Ensure?!
lol
6000 calories a day...that's alot of blowjobs...
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