Escandalo: The Julia Roberts & Javier Bardem Affair Rumor Is Ruining Her Marriage
There has been a blind item or two suggesting that Julia Roberts and Javier Bardem did some Fuck Cum Hump shit during and after they shot Eat Pray Love together, and now that rumor is chipping at the Elmer's Glue that holds her marriage to that Danny Moder dude together. The rumor really sort of took off when Julia slobbered like a horny Mastiff while saying that if Javier doesn't get an Oscar nomination for Biutiful, then we should all just go to bed.
Yes, because we all know that if you praise someone in public, it means that you've had their sex fluids on several parts of your body at least a few times. Your vagina is doing the talking while your face mouth is just moving. Yes, that's how it works. While Julia was talking about Javier winning the Oscar, she thought about the time she painted his peen gold and then held it while giving an acceptance speech. That happened, obviously. And that's what Julia's husband Danny is starting to think.
A source (aka an intern who's into horse and German Shepard porn) tells The National Enquirer (via SS) that Danny is sniffing Julia's mouth for the spicy scent of hot picante Spanish chorizo. The source yanks all of our dicks while saying, “There’s talk around Hollywood that the reason Julia’s singing Javier’s praises so much is because they hooked up. I’m sure Danny can’t help wondering if where there’s smoke, there’s fire! Behind closed doors, all is not well. The fire between Julia and Danny has seemed to have cooled. I think Javier came along and provided a fun distraction. Now the strain of battling the crazy rumors about her and Javier is pushing Julia and Danny to their breaking point.”
Penelope Cruz doesn't need to drop her baby and pick up a shank to cut a ho. Julia and Javier are not fucking. Not today. Not ever. Yes, Javier is giving Julia sex eyes in the picture above, but it's not what you think. Javier isn't imagining licking on her teeth in a private room. No. Javier is wishing he had Chiclets like Julia's since his original baby teeth never fell out. Javier wishes that his laugh could spook a snake.
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I think back in the day, critics thought he was Pacino-esque until they realized all he does is chew up the scenery.
Julia Roberts is overrated.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Does anyone remember about twenty odd years ago when Julia was filming that battered woman movie of hers down in one of the Carolinas. Allegedly some club/restaurant wouldn't allow her black friend in and she took it to the media and made it all about HERSELF and how SHE was mortified it could happen in 1990 America. Narcissist.
Well, sweetheart, you stole Danny from HIS wife. What goes around comes around. Maybe you can fuck the Frenchman tapdancer while Natalie is away at her Lamaze class.
EEEEW!
She's a bitch with a C-minus.
He? Doesn't do it for me, but let's get back to the real business here.
Julia Roberts is not a good actress.
She's friends with Oprah.
Makes sense, because both are useless people with useless followers throwing money at them.
Don't care what goes on with either of them. Just make them go away now. Don't ever report news on them, unless it's something about them quitting acting, or talk shows, or both.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:43pm.
Roberts is like many in Hollywood: her best performance is acting friendly and making people like her. But it's all an act. What drives that ambition is something very ugly.
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Very well said, indeed :D
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
I listened to an interview with Javier on NPR just the other day and my impression of him need not be marred by Robert's psuedo intellect! Back in the 90s, Roberts never much appealed to me. I was supposed to like Pretty Woman and I sorta did, but only bits and pieces. I thought Sleeping with the Enemy was more fun to watch. But frankly, my dear, I don't give a fuck about Roberts and she is way overrated. Which is interesting because if you think about it, anyone who sleeps with Roberts really IS sleeping with the enemy.
Can't stand the smug look on this horse faced turd. Spielberg was one of the smarter people in Hollywood who would not sleep with her and called her out on the bitch she really is.
Never liked her - can't understand why there aren't more men showing her support - they usually like a woman with a mouth big enough to take two dicks.
Hey Sybil!
Submitted by sybil on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 12:28pm.
When I worked in a "high-end beauty products store in Greenwich Village" Benjamin Bratt dated my gorgeous co-worker-(who was dumped when he met Julia Roberts.) After he & Julia became engaged, Benjamin would still come in our store & hit on my friend, begging her to meet him after work. Suddenly Julia (the cunt) arrives one day, pretending to look at products, but glaring at my friend-who was so intimidated. (Julia must have had a detective following Ben)
Stephen Spielberg told 60 minutes that Julia Robert's was the most difficult actress he ever worked with & he would NEVER again work with her (The movie was "Hook")
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Benjamin Bratt lives in SF and is really sweet. He can't stand Julia Roberts and was dogging her when he was promoting his brother's indy movie here. Bratt is a native San Franciscan and I know a few of his former classmates. He said she was jealous and insecure with hygiene problems. She did not like to take baths on a daily basis.
I forgot to add, she cheated on Ben with Moder when she was filming The Mexican with Brad Pitt who was never into her.
Javier's head is just too big. Yucko. Then again, so is Danny Moder's. Maybe she likes big heads.
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Own it or shut the fuck up. ~ MK
Everyone in Hollywood knows that Julia "Mule Face" Roberts literally slept her way to stardom.
She's banged the leading men in her movies. She has the scrupples of an alley cat in heat.
The word "whore" doesn't even come close to describing her.
BTW, all of her movies SUCK.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:11am.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:10am.
Yes he is! It's also infuriating how this bitch gets to work with such hot men.
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Mmmmmm ... Clive Owen.
I used to think Julia was very pretty circa the early 90's. Then she got hard and lost her charm. She did seem to have this natural freshness and unassuming quality to her that Hollywood just sucked out and she became queen bitch.
she's a man stealing ho like angelina. i wouldn't put it past her. I would however guarantee it's been IN her
Is this a rumor started by Julia's camp to stay relevant? Because this is the first time I'm hearing it.
She has a history of fucking her leading man so I wouldn't be surprised if this was true. I'm sure Jav has enough love to go around.
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No, Javier, noo. Tell us it didn't happen. I would still gladly be part of a Pene-Javier sandwich.
And as if Julia Roberts isn't bad enough, I fucking hate seeing her smug-ass looking niece everywhere now. People keep talking about how "hot" she is and anticipate her being a new big thing. She's not THAT attractive, but admittedly I haven't watched her in anything. She's also another one of the perfect examples of skinny fat. Even though she's 'above' being nude in movies, you can tell from her bikini/bra shots that she has absolutely no muscle tone whatsoever.
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Yes, because we all know that if you praise someone in public, it means that you've had their sex fluids on several parts of your body at least a few times.
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Ha! No - but we do all know that if you make a movie with someone it will lead to an affair and maybe even marriage! And six kids! And sainthood!
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If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.~Bertrand Russell
Overrated delusional horsey bitch.
Why would Javier want her? Penelope's in a whole other league.
they are both pug fugly I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit
"Danny is sniffing Julia's mouth for the spicy scent of hot picante Spanish chorizo" LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why would the beautiful Javier hump on ugly used up Julia when he could get mcuh better pussay? I mean, really. It's not like he needs her help for his career.
I don't think Danny Moder has anything to worry about. Julia is a beeyotch and no longer attractive.
Roberts is like many in Hollywood: her best performance is acting friendly and making people like her. But it's all an act. What drives that ambition is something very ugly.
Hmph. I heard that her marriage with Danny has been in the gutter for years. If she DID sleep with Javier (and I doubt it), I doubt that any of the significant others would care. They're all free-lovin' artistic types who consider monogamy bourgeois.
She really didn't age well.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
I hate Julia Roberts with a passion.
And...I would jump on Javier Bardem and ride him until he screamed for mercy.
putas, nah- no dirt, just a hunch..... :)
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Oh my child, you got so much - you're gonna take away my energy with all your
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I too am all for hearing "Julia Roberts is a bitch" stories. For some reason, they warm my heart.
Fine snowpiece I will stop but don't come crying to me when he marries the hostess at applebees. You had your chance.
(he calls you??)
I can't believe Julia Roberts had a MESSAGE TEE made to diss Danny Moder's ex wife! Who does that?! How unbelievably trashy. I guess you can take the girl out of Cobb County, but you can't take the Cobb County out of the girl. (I'm from Cobb too so I'm totally allowed to say that.)
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
yep the t shirt she wore said ' A low Vera' (i guess instead of aloe vera' OOf ,what a juvenile move. And especially tactless since i believe he had kids with the ex too..
Hey, Kate773-this scoop is for you!
When I worked in a "high-end beauty products store in Greenwich Village" Benjamin Bratt dated my gorgeous co-worker-(who was dumped when he met Julia Roberts.) After he & Julia became engaged, Benjamin would still come in our store & hit on my friend, begging her to meet him after work. Suddenly Julia (the cunt) arrives one day, pretending to look at products, but glaring at my friend-who was so intimidated. (Julia must have had a detective following Ben)
Stephen Spielberg told 60 minutes that Julia Robert's was the most difficult actress he ever worked with & he would NEVER again work with her (The movie was "Hook")
Im not surprised her first career is sleeping with married men and rubbing it in their spouses faces. She really is utter scum. Anyone remember Danny's first wife Vera? and how this cunt wore a "move on vera" t-shirt becuase Vera wouldnt move the divorce fast enough for her epic cuntness? I partly blame the media for ALWAYS giving her a free pass no matter how much a low life snake she acts like. She truly deserves to alone and miserable.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:52am.
DO TELL! Spill it! If i recall correctly you live in LA and have had some scoops (didn't you mention what a gross freak Anthony Kiedis was or something.. like you knew his ex or knew what a scumball he was.. it was a LOOONg time ago, and sorry if i sound weird I have a memory for totally esoteric tidbits. lol)
What man would cheat on Pene (who I don't think is gay) with JULIA FUCKING ROBERTS?!
Seriously this cannot have happened. The universe would explode. Oh and gaza strip.. Is that Julia? It sounded cunty and entitled enough to be her.
Javier may have cheated with Danny, but not Julia!
she's despicable, but he is gheyyyyyyyy
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If this is true, that's a downgrade of epic proportions for Javier.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 10:04am.
Oprah was talking to someone on her show asking them "what was it like working with so and so..."
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Don't know if this is the same incident, but I remember Hugh Grant was on Oprah promoting "Notting Hill," and Roberts was via satellite.
She asked about working with her (Roberts hadn't been introduced yet), and he said something to the effect of it being unpleasant, and Roberts having the biggest mouth he's ever seen or heard. His English humor and straight delivery somehow managed to make a beeline over Oprah's massive head, and she went on the defense, and he looked at her like "I'm (sorta) kidding, ya dumb bitch..."
Roberts just seems insufferable.
Like people who use the word "insufferable."
Submitted by BorgQueen on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:46am.
I totally believe she shagged Javier Bardem.
I remember when Denzel won for OScar for Training Day, she lobbied hard and gushed when she presented the award. Apparently there were rumors she banged Denzel and then lobbied so she could present him with the Oscar. Denzel looked kinda embarrassed when he received the award b/c his wife was in the front row and Julie didnt even care.
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She totally is the type. Plus then she got back on stage and was like "hehehe I kissed Sidney Poitier :D"
BITCH.
I totally believe she shagged Javier Bardem.
I remember when Denzel won for OScar for Training Day, she lobbied hard and gushed when she presented the award. Apparently there were rumors she banged Denzel and then lobbied so she could present him with the Oscar. Denzel looked kinda embarrassed when he received the award b/c his wife was in the front row and Julie didnt even care.
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!! (Amy Winehouse @ 17)
Gaza Strip = JR.
GS's post just sounds like something she'd say.
I love all "Julia Roberts is a bitch" stories, so anyone who also has connections, don't be shy!!
Julia is 100% overrated. She irks me.
@islamaria- why thank you thank you very much! Welcome to the dark side chile, all our girls are clean heyah.
They both could use some Brite Smile.
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Please. Commenter 'Gaza Strip' is probably someone who has 6 or 7 'alts' on here who lobs out insults to get attention since he/she/it gets mad no one responds to it/comments on its posts/, etc, etc. And it's so funny it insinuates readers here are white trash when it is a reader and comments as well. You stupid fucking gash.
urmomma LMFAO!!! nastay!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
"Eric Roberts is a master over-actor."
But he was the star of "Sharktopus," the best movie of 2010.
And he wasn't bad in "The Dark Knight."
Cant's top laughing at the baby teeth!!
HAHAHa oh MK, way to start my Friday.
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Wrote about ass over teakettle for Javier!! Oh my lawdddddd that comment made me day loves it!
"Hey, tardy - The National Enquirer is the most reliable of all the tabloids and independently blew the lid off of the John Edwards baby scandal, something no mainstream outlet would get close to."
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Also, I have to deal with the press A LOT in my job, and my boss said the National Enquirer contacted him for a story on crime and he said the reporter was hands-down the most thorough and conscientious in making sure he understood what my boss was telling him. BTW, we deal with every news outlet under the sun, so he was speaking from experience.
So the moral of the story is slag on the Enquirer if you want, but they unlike other "respectable" newspapers (Washington Post, for one) makes sure they get the story correct.
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