Friday, February 4th 2011

Who Is Gis Bundchen Pissing Off Today?

Gisele Bundchen nearly got a can of Enfamil shoved down her opinion hole when she said in an interview that she believes there should be a worldwide law that forces every single mother to nipplefeed their baby. Gisele later tried to clean that mess up (smells like leche crust, nipple sores and old Similac) by saying she was only speaking for herself. Well, Gis has once again found herself neck deep in a pool of STFU. This time Brazil's National Cancer Institute is kindly asking the Gwyneth Paltrow of South America to suck on a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic and to keep her mouth closed. The one time Sports Illustrated model and Nivea Sun spokesperson recently said that she'd never put SPF on her skin because it's toxic shit. The Daily Mail has all the freckled details:

Gisele claims she refuses to use the product because of all the chemicals they contain to absorb UVA and UVB light.

'I cannot put this poison on my skin,' the 30-year-old said. 'I do not use anything synthetic.'

As a compromise, Bundchen claims she only exposes herself to the sun before 8am when it is still too weak to do any damage.

The head of dermatology at the National Cancer Institute of Brazil quickly threw shade (Now she really doesn't have to put on SPF!) at Gisele by issuing this statement:

"Sunscreen prevents damage to the skin and is of fundamental importance for the prevention of cancer. This is not any poison, when a public person makes a statement like this, it creates confusion."

This might create confusion if bitches actually took advice from Gis Buttchin. Who takes advice from Gis besides Gis herself? It's her opinion. It's not everyone's fact. When I'm slathering lube with SPF on my nalgas at the nude beach, I don't ever stop and think, "What would Gisele Bundchen do?"

Gis is just always BLAH BLAH BLAH-ing about everything. If it gets too annoying, just gently pick her up, put her in the corner and let her continue to yap while you take a bath in a tub full of tanning oil.

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Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 12:46pm.
I can only use "physical" sunscreens. She is correct IMHO. Anything that smells as bad as chemical sunscreens cannot be good.
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Yeah and dioxin which is odorless and colorless is one of the most carcinogenic things known to man which blows that theory right out of the water. . .

Also, did it ever occur to you that the smell may come from some of the inactive ingredients in the sunscreen and not the chemicals at all?

FYI: Many of the more 'natural' products do not smell all that nice because MOST products contain things to mask or cover odor. A lot of odor free products actually contain masking ingredients.

I have extremely fair, sensitive skin so the doc recommends that I use the oxides.

I can only use "physical" sunscreens. She is correct IMHO. Anything that smells as bad as chemical sunscreens cannot be good.

Bundchen knows she's only considered a "beauty" by sheer force of will. That obnoxious drive spills forth.

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Submitted by KidL on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 9:42am.
Submitted by toni on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 5:48pm.
Ever read the ingredients in most sunblocks? It's scarey, I have gotten rashes from some, swollen eyes, so I have to agree with her.
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At lot of sunscreen ingredients can cause irritations in some people and those should best be avoided. However, that DOES NOT make her right in any sense of the word.

There is a huge difference between an irritation and "poison" the latter suggests it will harm or kill you.

The truth is, there is no one that I am aware of who has ever died or developed a chronic illness from sunscreen while skin cancer kills THOUSANDS per year. In fact, Bob Marley died of it.
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Amen.

Show me someone, listed in a CREDIBLE medical journal, who has died from cancer linked to using too much sunscreen, and I'll show you 100 who have died from not using enough. Sorry. Not buying.

However, I'm not here to judge anyone's sunscreen choices. Do what you want What bothers me about Giselle's statement is that it comes off as incredibly condescending. Like you're a fool if you use this "poison". And she doesn't follow up with any options, like "I don't use chemicals but I use this other thing which has been proven to work and it works for me." In addition, when I read her statement, the first thing I thought was "Does she let her baby go without too?".

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Submitted by toni on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 5:48pm.
Ever read the ingredients in most sunblocks? It's scarey, I have gotten rashes from some, swollen eyes, so I have to agree with her.
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At lot of sunscreen ingredients can cause irritations in some people and those should best be avoided. However, that DOES NOT make her right in any sense of the word.

There is a huge difference between an irritation and "poison" the latter suggests it will harm or kill you.

The truth is, there is no one that I am aware of who has ever died or developed a chronic illness from sunscreen while skin cancer kills THOUSANDS per year. In fact, Bob Marley died of it.

Many people aren't aware that there are chemical sunscreens and mineral sunscreens. The chemical type gets absorbed into the skin and the mineral type just sits in top of the skin and physically reflects the sun.

Most widely available sunscreens are the chemical type because they are cheaper for companies to make and appeal to people's vanity as they are not visible when applied.

She says she doesn't use anything chemical but maybe she does use the mineral type. I'll give this bint the benefit of the doubt as it's true that there is a safer alternative to chemical sunscreen.

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Er, mushroom coral.

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I wonder if she slathers that weird sea mushroom that Bear Grylls used for sunscreen on her cooked hide. It's natural.

Again, I think this bitch just says shit because she thinks it sounds "sexy". She wants to keep her appeal and men supposedly don't like "high maintenance" women. It's part of the fantasy.

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It's like taking Jenny McCarthy's advice on vaccinations and Autism! WRONG!

There is a wonderfully unflattering pic of Doghead Bundchen on E!Online - her boobs are sagging all over the shop.

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Ever read the ingredients in most sunblocks? It's scarey, I have gotten rashes from some, swollen eyes, so I have to agree with her. I would never compare her to Paltrow, who is everywhere these days to irk me.

Hmmm..I do lather on the sunscreen with titanium dioxide..had some skin cancer a few years back...this did get me thinking about ingredients in sunscreen..

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Dear Jizzbun,

The sun is like herpes. It may not be out all the time but it's there.

"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK

Yea, dumbass Gisele, there are sunscreens with all natural ingredients. So you stay inside from 800 AM until sundown ?

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Submitted by Capitanne on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:56pm.
Actually, she is starting to look like leather. Wonder what non-synthetics she'll use to fix that. I agree with others about models of the 90s. She wouldn't have made top 20. The B list girls were prettier than Giselle. Actually, there are a lot of nameless models working today that are better looking, too. This whole thing with her being the ONLY model of the past ten years is ridiculous.

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Well, Botox is a natural product, just like the plague.

I have trouble getting hysterical about things because there is so much pollution EVERYWHERE and in everything. Eating organically and protecting your household and self from carcinogens may help, but let's face it, we all go out into that toxic world that just gets more polluted every day.

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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:15pm.

There is a ton of misinformation out there. i.e., sodium laureth sulfate and sodium lauryl sulfide are now the big monsters being blamed for everything from breathing problems to cancer.

Unfortunately, the web is full of mis-information. As I mentioned, I was lucky enough to look past the hype because I worked with toxicologists. The fact is, the SCIENCE is not there to support the hysteria about those ingrediates or the ones found in a lot of sunscreens.

FWIW, cosmeticscop.com really cuts through the crap. The woman who runs it is not a scientist, but she turns to science and published results for references. Read her bio. . . The industry hates her because she dispels so many of the myths.

With all due respect, I would ask your friend or anyone else WHERE they are getting their info so you can do further research and come to your own conclusions.

I'm sure she'll refrain from the Botox and Restalyne when the lines start to creep in.

She's so ugly compared to other models, esp. Izabel Goulart. Love her. She gave Conan a boner when she flirted with him during an interview.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:38pm.
Someone should tell this dumb dumb 8am, 6am it don't matter. If the sun is hitting your skin, you're being hit by some UVA/UVB rays.
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Thank you. What an idiot she is. Sun is sun. There is more of it during certain hours, but it's still getting its damage time in the rest of the day, and you don't need to lay on a beach, either. Go ahead, Jizzelle, keep piling on the truly toxic crap you use to be "beautiful". I look forward to you becoming a totally wizened hag by age 35.

And by the way, anybody who is "worried" about sunscreen giving them rickets can get Vitamin D… in a VITAMIN. A fortified glass of orange juice does it, too. Or, heaven forfend, some DAIRY. Pfft.

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What a moron. Tom should have stayed with the other one. She was much prettier and kept her mouth shut.

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As one of the resident straight men of Dlisted, I don't see the appeal of this lizard.

Ashley Richardson from early 90's SI issues, Kate Beckinsale...now they're CALIENTE.

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At the end of the day, Gisele should stick to what she knows: BJs, getting undressed and modeling. These steps usually happen in order so she should be able to remember them.

Also, a note to all the models out there: speaking is not a part of your job description. It is not required -- or even encouraged.

I wonder if Tom will stick aground when Gisele is not hot anymore? When she looks like an old piece of driftwood. She is already starting to look older. He should have stayed with his son's mother she is much better looking. IMHO

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Submitted by thebutlerdidit on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:53pm.

We laid out in the sun in Crisco and iodine in the late 70s-80s. Life was just more fun when you didn't have to hear a warning about dying every 5 minutes. Oddly enough, the same people who smoked, fried their skin, ate garbage, and rode around w/o seatbelts-still alive and kicking.

Are they? I've lost count of all the people in their 60's who are either dead of suffer from cancer.

We laid out in the sun in Crisco and iodine in the late 70s-80s. Life was just more fun when you didn't have to hear a warning about dying every 5 minutes. Oddly enough, the same people who smoked, fried their skin, ate garbage, and rode around w/o seatbelts-still alive and kicking.

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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:48pm

Same here. I tried the mods, tried MK and no one would help. I couldn't log in for 2 months! Finally I cleared cookies and was able to log in. I think the whole mod thing is a myth. Perhaps they were a cost MK no logner wanted to incur?

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Submitted by Dolly_D on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:16pm.

I have mixed feeling about banning people on here. One of the reasons why I love D-Listed is that it is such an open forum for a variety of opinions and comments. It is one of the few sites that does allow people speak their mind. We are living in a world where everything seems to be monitored and in a way it makes us all become mediocre and complyiant.

A big yes from me too. Even racist comments tell a story or at the very least show the ignorance and rage that still plagues our society.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:25pm.
Ha! Lory! Siddown old-timer - let's not be digging up the dead:)LOL
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Someone should tell this dumb dumb 8am, 6am it don't matter. If the sun is hitting your skin, you're being hit by some UVA/UVB rays.

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Lots of sunscreens do contain all kinds of chemicals like parabens, propylene glycol, sulfates, formaldehyde, etc. But these days there's plenty of new-wave sunscreens that use 100% natural organic ingredients that give you SPF protection and are totally safe. You can find them easily on internet.

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Ha! Lory! Siddown old-timer - let's not be digging up the dead:)LOL

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Submitted by Dolly_D on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:16pm.

I have mixed feeling about banning people on here. One of the reasons why I love D-Listed is that it is such an open forum for a variety of opinions and comments. It is one of the few sites that does allow people speak their mind. We are living in a world where everything seems to be monitored and in a way it makes us all become mediocre and complyiant.
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Exactly! (but with no "y";p)

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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:54pm.
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Gah...she is so ugly! I've always thought so. Never could figure out why this man-faced crap mouth was a supermodel.

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MS! Your avie! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:05pm.

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:54pm.

angel_i

I have to commend MK tho cuz he's TRYING to not be a fascist. He's trying out real free speech up in here. I think, these days, there has to be enough people all complaining often enough about the same poster to get that poster banned. I'm not really sure - I'm just guessing. But I have mentioned several times that he needs to change his disclaimer to "Offensive comments may not be deleted". That makes way more sense here.
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I have mixed feeling about banning people on here. One of the reasons why I love D-Listed is that it is such an open forum for a variety of opinions and comments. It is one of the few sites that does allow people speak their mind. We are living in a world where everything seems to be monitored and in a way it makes us all become mediocre and complyiant.

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I've been obsessed with SPF since I moved to NYC 2 years ago and have started wearing 50 to 75 SPF cream on my face + body in the summer thinking I was doing the right thing. Then I had a conversation with my best friend who's really into natural products and she told me exactly what Gisele was saying, that SPF is crap and contains tons of chemicals.
I'm now officially confused.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:38pm.
All her modeling shoots on the beach happen before
8 AM ?

That much is probably true: most outdoor shoots are just after sunrise; a few are just before sunset.

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Submitted by Inigo Jones on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:10pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:05pm.

I think it's "moderator@dlisted.com".

At one time, it was HBIC@dlisted.com. :)

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Haha! See now maybe that's the problem ...cuz if you changed my job title from HBIC to moderator I'd stop doing my job too;p

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I cannot believe how truly ugly she is. The fact that she has amounted to anything money-wise based on that dog look of hers, is a huge irony.
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@snowy: honestly? I don't think so. LOL!

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:05pm.

I think it's "moderator@dlisted.com".

At one time, it was HBIC@dlisted.com. :)

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Seriously do the Mods even really exist? LOL

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ubmitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:25pm.

There are more chemicals is her hair dye and make-up than in sun cream, I suppose.

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Agreed! hair dye is very toxic and it soaks right into the scalp while you wait.

BTW, Your avie made my day a little brighter. hahahahhaha

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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:54pm.

angel_i

Why even bother putting on airs with the report button if no one ever looks at that shit and this place is completely unmoderated?

Seriously, I was swiftly banned once for getting into a (brief) argument with one person over something retarded. This was a couple years ago probably. I thought, "Holy shit...that's ridiculous" and didn't sign up to comment again for quite some time.
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Ok, so "report abuse" is for spam only.
If you want to complain about Poopele then you have to email...I think it's "moderator@dlisted.com".

And I'm sorry to hear you were banned - that's dumb. But I think that's the problem...cuz if you get a stupid bitch in here who stirs up shit and then reports you for NOTHING (I'm looking at YOU, boston61!) and then you get banned for that and THEN you harass MK to let him know that bitch was stupid....it's a lot of fucking work for nothing.

I have to commend MK tho cuz he's TRYING to not be a fascist. He's trying out real free speech up in here. I think, these days, there has to be enough people all complaining often enough about the same poster to get that poster banned. I'm not really sure - I'm just guessing. But I have mentioned several times that he needs to change his disclaimer to "Offensive comments may not be deleted". That makes way more sense here.

♥ Threadkilla!
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.~Bertrand Russell

I have a friend who is half hispanic and she uses pure olive oil for her "sunscreen" Now, she has beautiful dark skin so she has the natural melatonin to protect her. I'm white as can be and have suffered severe burns as a kid. I do not go out without sunscreen on whether or not there is chemicals in it. Once you get sunstroke and blistering skin you can forget about that nonsense Gisele is saying.
As for natural products, I'm much more sensitive to the herbal formulas. For instance, I cannot use Aveda products at all. It always have a reaction to their skin and hair products.

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Actually, she is starting to look like leather. Wonder what non-synthetics she'll use to fix that. I agree with others about models of the 90s. She wouldn't have made top 20. The B list girls were prettier than Giselle. Actually, there are a lot of nameless models working today that are better looking, too. This whole thing with her being the ONLY model of the past ten years is ridiculous.

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angel_i

Why even bother putting on airs with the report button if no one ever looks at that shit and this place is completely unmoderated?

Seriously, I was swiftly banned once for getting into a (brief) argument with one person over something retarded. This was a couple years ago probably. I thought, "Holy shit...that's ridiculous" and didn't sign up to comment again for quite some time.

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Wish they had her on the other side of the black woman. She looks more interesting.

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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:42pm.

Re: 90s models vs. today's models - while I'm not a fan of Gisele here, I think most of the Victoria's Secret models are gorgeous. If I could pick one person in the world to look like, it would be Adriana Lima.

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Agree with you on Adriana and also Alessandra. They are gorgeous. BUT, unlike Gis, they've not really broken out of VS and are not what you'd call supermodels.

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