Friday, February 4th 2011
This Is Russell Brand In High School
Before Russell Brand skyrocketed to the top of the UK's Department of Health most wanted list by screwing anything with a clitoris, he was simply the Mexican kid in high school who sang a Stevie B song at the afternoon talent show and was the only one beside myself who wore a t-shirt in the pool during gym. Correction: I refused to take off my shirt and get into the pool. I always used the "I've got stomach problems... hint hint... diarrhea" excuse.
And yup, I'm guessing we'll all be doing the same thing this weekend: breaking into our old high schools to torch every copy of every yearbook we're in.
Source: My Booky Wooky via IDLYITW
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I'm furthermore skeptical about whether the above picture is really him.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Russell Brand is going to be SNL but I'm not sure he can pull it off.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
He looks like a young Cliff Richard raised on a diet of lard
Fur fucks sake. Will his creepiness never end?
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Holy fuck, it's a lost Osmond brother!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
Yes he did have bulimia, and a hefty drug problem. But you can see it's him by the eyes.
Yes he's English, and yes he's very, very charming; even if his humour is not always to my taste.
Submitted by Chucks on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 4:58pm.
He looks like Vincent D'onofrio.
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Yes he does! Vincent D'Onfrio is disturbing. I can't watch him any more in L & O. You get the feeling that he's improvising as he goes, cuz he's got that wild-eyed crazy stare. He may talk in tongues, fart, go into cardiac arrest or pull his pants down. You're just not sure how it will all turn out.
On a related note, he would be quite an adventure in the boudoir, no doubt.
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La belle dame sans regret
He looks like Vincent D'onofrio.
this picture was in his unfunny, badly written booky wooky pile of crapfest.
Does not look like him AT ALL.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
MK, you didn't mention his eyebrows. WHY?
Most bulimics are average weight to slightly overweight.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
He looks like a gay kid I know.
I kinda always figured that he must've been a little bit "awkward" growing up, explaining why he places so much effort into his appearance now and why the topic of his sex life is so often discussed in his standup. I think he has a poor self esteem.
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"Look inside the executioner's hood,
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FIX TOPINWEB.COM, NOW!
Disturbing. I want a recall of this post tomorrow, please.
@Albatross: "Grumpy McChubster"!!! hahahaha!
http://mylifeasalollygagger.blogspot.com
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 5:22pm.
Goodness hasn't he changed - no wonder he always has that surprised look on his face.
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I think it's the cocaine...and maybe he had someone pull threads through his hairline to pull his forehead up.
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Ain't no cellphones in '69, man. I'm head to toe legit.
Why does he look like Rickie from My So-Called Life for?
MK referencing Stevie B is made of win.
Thats the same thing I thought... Like..uhhhh, how the fuck did he change race????
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People today are so dumb!
He is the Same race, it is called Caucasian. If he's a different anything, it's his ethnicity.
I am more surprised that he used to be a little chub.
I can see the new Russell in this old picture. But really, he looked better here. Now he looks douchy, greasy, and old (those sucked in cheeks are awful).
You want a real laugh you should post Angelina Jolie's high school picture. Boy has the plastic surgery changed that girl.
He looks half young Ben Affleck, half chipmunk.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:31pm.
HE'S MEXICAN!?
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Thats the same thing I thought... Like..uhhhh, how the fuck did he change race????
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Please get the fuck out ---->
YAAAAA.... he looked creepy even then!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
this was in the photo section of his first book.
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"Getting on Charlie Sheen is a dirty job that Mike Rowe wouldn't even try to tackle."
well, I now understand why his father purchased his first piece of ass for him.
Gross.
Not funny.
Things a comedian should not have to hear about himself.
That is you, Russel.
Can some extremely techno-savvy D-Lister possibly create a side-by-side? Cuz I'm thinkin' that perhaps only the eyebrows are synonymous in this equation.
SO intriguing...
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Submitted by spankypants on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 5:29pm.
I loved him in La Bamba.
Hahaha.
Edit: As Irish Fury said, an ethnic version of Buzz in "Home Alone."
OMG SPANKY!!
*dies*
I loved him in La Bamba.
Submitted by GrayGooseLover on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by Echo27 on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 4:02pm.
Is it me or does he look a little like Ricky from My So Called Life?
If Ricky was autistic...
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OH FUCK!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Goodness hasn't he changed - no wonder he always has that surprised look on his face.
Shut the fuck UP! That is SO not him...
If so (and I still highly doubt), fucken PROPER sleuthing, Michael K.
Fuck.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Submitted by Echo27 on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 4:02pm.
Is it me or does he look a little like Ricky from My So Called Life?
If Ricky was autistic...
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
Cripes. He looks like he should be appearing as Chino in an all-fatso version of "West Side Story".
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He was no longer one of Vermont's Finest.
This made my weekend! I will be chuckling about this all weekend!
Wow. This is...wow. I don't even know. LOL
I get the feeling he also picked his nose and glued the boogers to the bottom of his desk.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Whooooaaa, he looks just like my son, who has severe autism. If my son turns into Russell Brand, I will be PISSED.
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Own it or shut the fuck up. ~ MK
All I can say is:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
mmm...he's a Teenage Dream, alright.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:52pm.
He looks like the love child of Eddie Munster and the dude that sang that "Puttin' On the Ritz" song.
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You mean the delicious Dutch charmer named Taco?
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Dark-sided!
He obviously lipoed out his entire face.
It says on his Wiki page that he suffered from bulimia when he was 14 but at age 15 he made his theatrical debut playing "Fat Sam" in a school production of Bugsy Malone. WTF?
Is it me or does he look a little like Ricky from My So Called Life?
I was comparing this pic with Russell pics and if that is him, the nose is a bought one... but i came across a pic ,where Russell looks may I dare to say
"stick the tip in" worthy...
http://www.celebrity9.com/img/russell-brand/russell-brand-2.jpg
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
I reallllly want to stereotype...
I hope he's wearing pointy black shoes with metal on the tip... or boots. Fingers crossed.
And I bet he'd sketch "smile now, cry later" on all his school books.
How did he grow up in England? He truly truly belonged in Sun Valley/North Hollywood.
I REALLY love this picture. A LOT.
This is why drugs will always be the best diet.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
He looks like the love child of Eddie Munster and the dude that sang that "Puttin' On the Ritz" song.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
They have Cholos in the UK?
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"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko