This Is Russell Brand In High School

Before Russell Brand skyrocketed to the top of the UK's Department of Health most wanted list by screwing anything with a clitoris, he was simply the Mexican kid in high school who sang a Stevie B song at the afternoon talent show and was the only one beside myself who wore a t-shirt in the pool during gym. Correction: I refused to take off my shirt and get into the pool. I always used the "I've got stomach problems... hint hint... diarrhea" excuse.

And yup, I'm guessing we'll all be doing the same thing this weekend: breaking into our old high schools to torch every copy of every yearbook we're in.

Source: My Booky Wooky via IDLYITW

Posted by: Michael K

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Russell Brand • Vintage

Submitted by yucko on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:21pm.

Aw. Chubby Russ...

I can see it as him. Of course his face is going to look more angular, he lost weight. Admittedly, though, his nose does look kind of different. Maybe it was the drugs...

I actually enjoy watching him on talk shows. He seems charmingly amusing. I've never really read his book or seen him on any stand-up, though. The only other thing I've seen him on was when he did that kind of disappointing stint as a host of some awards show.

Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:19pm.

BWAAHAHAHA!!!

This almost makes me like the skeevy bastard. Russell grew up, got a tapeworm, grew his hair long and the rest is history.

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Submitted by sillykat on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:18pm.

HE'S MEXICAN???

best comment ever @ILovePapaSmurf

Submitted by Bunnyman on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:17pm.

WTF SRSLY? Then I guess he has looked like shit for his entire life.

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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:17pm.

He looks insanely like my little brother.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:15pm.

Wow! Looks like a mean bully!

Actually he looks like Buzz from Home Alone.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:15pm.

LOL he was far better looking then...I like the haircut and he looks CLEAN!
I can see the resemblance once you go past all the extra baby fat. Has not changed much in the eyes, nose and lips.

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Submitted by Margaret on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:13pm.

How is it possible his face changed so much? He has a really defined jawline now, very strong and cut. I think it resembles him in the eyes, but are we sure this is him and not jus some person who kinda might look like a young fat Russell Brand?

Submitted by Athina on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:14pm.

This shit looks NOTHING like him. His nose now is so thin and bony, it looks like he's either had a nose job, broken it a few times or it just collapsed from all the coke snorting.

Katy Perry should twitter the fuck out of this picture for revenge.

Submitted by applehead on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:11pm.

looks nothing like him

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:11pm.

Never ever ever in a million years would I have guessed this.

Usually you can see a little glimmer of the adult in the face, once you know who it is. This? Not a speck.

Are you suuuuure?

Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:11pm.

What a Grumpy McChubster!

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Submitted by BitchHouse on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:08pm.

MK just became my Che Guevara. Must go make t-shirts.

Submitted by Stan Dup on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:08pm.

Is that Taterheads brother?

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Submitted by vapidlush on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 3:27pm.
OMG he looks like I guy I dated in 10th grade named "Beto". I picture him singing "One More Try" by Timmy T... yes.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:07pm.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by BitchHouse on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:06pm.

OMG…YOU'RE KIDDING!!! is this really Russell Brand?!!? what a score.

Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:05pm.

I hate Russell Brand with a passion! He is an unfunny, big mouthed tool. And he has the weirdest body for a dude, just a very odd shape all over. Maybe this has something to do with him losing all that weight?

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:05pm.

LOL! O! THAT's why he dances so funny in them jeggings! He's feeeeeeeeling the freedom yo!

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Submitted by Dolly_D on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:02pm.

He looks like an ex-Menudo member who overdosed on donuts and french fries

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:01pm.

HE'S MEXICAN!?
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 2:00pm.

Stevie B!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 1:59pm.

*Blinks* *Rubs eyes* huh? And we thought Katy Perry looked different without makeup.

Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 1:59pm.

Those be some HUGE cheeks. No wonder he has old man face. During the heroin years those things must have deflated and all that was left was droopy skin. Yikes!