"Bitch, Don't Handle The Sexy."
One rule we're taught shortly after birth is that when Prince commands you to dance, you dance. I don't care if you just suffered through a double leg amputation. When Prince orders you to move, you twerk those stumps with all your might. I don't care if Prince is standing on your porch trying to get you to take a Watchtower pamphlet, you bust your shit before kindly shutting the door on him. Kris Jenner must've taught Kim Kardashian the "be a useless attention whore" rule instead of that rule, because at Prince's final show at MSG in NYC last night, he declared her to dance and she stood their motionless like she was filming another sex tape (at the 0:55 mark below).
What's the point of having a God (and plastic surgeon) given ass like that if you're not going to stomp the beat with it? Dumb ho is dumb.
Not only did Kim block half of the audience's view of Prince with her Jumbotron ass, but then she wasted everyone's time by giggling like a moron and clapping like a deaf doctor asked her what she's got down there. Most people would put their own children on the auction block to freak on that gold flower fairy in heels! Echoing what most of the country has been screaming for years, Prince kicked up his gold Barbie heels and told bitch to get off the stage and sit down. For real. Kim needs to stay sitting. Period.