"Bitch, Don't Handle The Sexy."
One rule we're taught shortly after birth is that when Prince commands you to dance, you dance. I don't care if you just suffered through a double leg amputation. When Prince orders you to move, you twerk those stumps with all your might. I don't care if Prince is standing on your porch trying to get you to take a Watchtower pamphlet, you bust your shit before kindly shutting the door on him. Kris Jenner must've taught Kim Kardashian the "be a useless attention whore" rule instead of that rule, because at Prince's final show at MSG in NYC last night, he declared her to dance and she stood their motionless like she was filming another sex tape (at the 0:55 mark below).
What's the point of having a God (and plastic surgeon) given ass like that if you're not going to stomp the beat with it? Dumb ho is dumb.
Not only did Kim block half of the audience's view of Prince with her Jumbotron ass, but then she wasted everyone's time by giggling like a moron and clapping like a deaf doctor asked her what she's got down there. Most people would put their own children on the auction block to freak on that gold flower fairy in heels! Echoing what most of the country has been screaming for years, Prince kicked up his gold Barbie heels and told bitch to get off the stage and sit down. For real. Kim needs to stay sitting. Period.
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Submitted by Lysette on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:34pm.
"I have nothing against Kim Kardashian, but I am offended that she made it on stage with Prince. Some things are sacred and are to be left alone. Her dog and pony show is starting to hit a little too close to home and I don't like it."
AMEN!!! She never bugged me until now. Do NOT fuck with Prince.
This is slightly off topic but I can't believe people actually feel sorry for this bovine slut and her cosmetic surgery addiction.
This skank forged her career on her former beauty (which was a dime a dozen in the first place) so what the FUCK did she ever have to be insecure over?
Everyone hurl your condolences at some hosebag whose sex tape only succeeded at giving her a reality show because she looked like every other "exotic" yuppie princess. I can understand the dismorphia if she was given a difficult time about her appearance at one point in her life, but it's always been the complete opposite.
This brat has had everything granted to her on a golden platter because everyone wants to fuck her. Gee, I don't know how I'd live with myself if I could have virtually any man I've wanted. I don't know how I could sleep at night if straight men turned into complete morons over me because of lacking blood flow to the brain.
It's not her body or her appearance that Kim Tardashian is insecure about. What the little cunt is insecure about is that god forbid the day she'll be too old to be "hot" and have to thrive on being likeable eventually. By fucking her face up, she believes she's stalling that day when she might have to develop a personality. LET HER KEEP DOING IT.
/rant.
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 9:21am.
*edited for civility*
She looks like a freak (and not in a good way). Her jaw appears disconnected from her face because her cheek implants are so extreme. The lips...what the fuck are those things? Can you say: ROGER EBERT?
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Ahahaaaa!
"Dumb ho is dumb. Not only did Kim block half of the audience's view of Prince with her Jumbotron ass, but then she wasted everyone's time by giggling like a moron..."
Hhahahahaa! Right on. What is that dumb ho doing with the Gawd of Hawt??!
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@Lysette, EXACTLY. I don't care what she does but do it at a Black-Eyed Peas show or something. Prince is real and she's fake, and she should realize that she needs to be around other fake people so her own ridiculous bullshit doesn't come across as so disgustingly vapid.
http://soundcloud.com/burning_plastic
http://twitter.com/#!/burning_plastic
I have nothing against Kim Kardashian, but I am offended that she made it on stage with Prince. Some things are sacred and are to be left alone. Her dog and pony show is starting to hit a little too close to home and I don't like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XmxijQfMow
Prince at his sexiest! You're welcome...
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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
-Tourette's Guy
Kim may have "money hustle"...but in this respect she is pretty much like every chick on the LA social scene.That is to say she's a RYTHMLESS POSEUR.Too "cool"...and too image conscious for anything that involves unscripted spontaneity.Good job Kim...you're sooooo LA.
I love Prince even more after reading this !
Someone finally has the balls to tell that useless waste of space to sit the fuck down!
Kim is talentless ... AND she can't dance!
CandyPerfumeGirl, i have stood 6" away from Kim. GF is DUMPY as hell. That ass is HUGE and she is NO way in HELL a size 2.
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Open up your eyes
You can see the flames of your wasted life
You should be ashamed
You don't want to waste your life
-Counting Crows
Kim Kardashian is one of the walking dead. I have yet to meet a woman who does not start bumping and grinding after hearing the first four bars of ANY Prince song. Never mind whether or not one finds him sexy, the music is.
Like another hussy here,I haven't been the same since i heard Prince for the first time.
I knew MK would post about this, and that it would be hilarious. In an uncertain world, we can count on the Bard of the Blogs.
Like she'd have rhythm, please people...her first husband said it best "she can't sing or dance...she's got no talent, just the desire to be famous"...bitch can probably do an off beat two step at best
She got back on stage with a group of people during one of the encores and she was just up there taking pictures and tweeting on her phone. She tweeted that she "got back up and danced" but her dancing was basically shuffling/moving in place, awkwardly. I think she doesn't know how to dance. She is awful. I was there, I booed when she got on stage haha.
I see Kim had her fake ass on. Really, wtf is the point of that? Well....oh nevermind.
I'm from mpls so of course I've seen Prince a dozen times at least, but what a dumb bitch. Prince asks you to dance, DANCE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER DANCED BEFORE BITCH. Seriously, she has no brain. None.
He should have pissed on her.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:46am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:39am.
Damn fool! When Prince tells you to dance you don't ask how hard!
haha. Even that first granny did a capable job. I guess it's worse when you're famous, cuz then everyone is judging you. But Kim needed to go for it, have fun, take a chance, right? I have zero doubt you would have.
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HELLS YEAH! I pray for the day Prince invites me on stage and demands that I dance. And if I'm a hundred when it happens (becuz, as you know, Prince is immortal) I will DANCE MY GRANNY ASS OFF, dontcha know!
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If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.~Bertrand Russell
By the way her ass looks huge. I heard she is a petite girl and that it only looks like this cause she is voluptuous and that most people who see her in person are surprised at how thin and small she is. But boy, that ass looks gigantic up there. Dayum.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Hahahaha!!! "Get off the stage....!"
I particularly liked when he said "Welcome to America" I think he was annoyed because her refusal to dance really made an ackward moment in the show, especially her pacing around him.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
What's up with that vagina looking design right on the crotch of her dress?
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Epic attention whore fail! LOL, she wasted a chance but at least I can say I dance better than her. :P I'm not a fan of Prince but if he called me up on stage, I'd try to dance out of respect for his funkiness and the pure sex that he is.
I love Prince. Kicking her stupid stand-there-do-nothing-ass off the stage was too cool. Only way he could have made it better is if he grabbed a baseball bat and stoved her skull in as she went back to her seat.
isn't prince gay?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Just when I thought I couldn't love Prince any more than I already do..."get off my stage". LMAO!
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She is such a filthy attention whore. It's disturbing and disgusting she could make it this far.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Prince is so sexy. I would give up Christmas for one night with him.
(Okay, I wouldn't.)
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 1:55pm.
Soul Taker, you follow her tweets?
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I am a longtime fan of Prince and I read the forums on fansite Prince.org every day, and someone there posted that Kim was Tweeting while being on stage.
Soul Taker, you follow her tweets?
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Open up your eyes
You can see the flames of your wasted life
You should be ashamed
You don't want to waste your life
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What is up with these dumb hoes messing with the genius who is Prince? Poor Prince got stood up by that batshit crazy Lauryn Hill at a concert and now this dumb hoe? This is just ignorance personified and I am glad he booted her lard butt off the stage.
She didn't feel like dancing with him but she would have let him pee on her
@sugarfree - 10-4 and LOL!
@zomay - Thanks for repeating that awesome story.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I was lmfao when Questlove tweeted this last night, with a pic, from the show.
Apparantly this dumb whore was also Tweeting while on stage, announcing to her millions of fans (?) that Prince had just brought her up on stage. WHO DOES THAT? Really great how people like her get such incredible experiences happen to them which they don't even appreciate - except to twist it to bring themselves more attention. I've been a fan of Prince for over 25 years and I know I'll never have the opportunity Lardass had. Damn.
Kim has once again proven to the American public: she's useless.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
How hard is it to do the hip bump with the man? You would think someone in the spotlight like her would have taken a few basic dancing lessons(or at least practice in front of the mirror at home few times). I guess images of Demi Moore came to her mind and she chickenshitted out.
...so I come back from overseas where I spent delightful days not hearing anything about any of these vapid Kardashians, only to find MK has burst my bubble. "Welcome to America", indeed. So, in the spirit of things, have y'all seen K-hole and Lamar's new "unisex" fragrance ad? V to the O to the M to the I to the T. X infinity. Take a look:
http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-02-07/khloe-kardashians-sexy-nude-perfume-a...
Try not to hurl.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Why the fuck was there no trap door on that stage? Damn
One of the reports I've read about this show stated that, shortly after Prince booted this useless, no talent, famewhoring, pathetic, shallow fat ass off the stage he said: (quote taken from report by plchaos on prince.org)
"...and did anyone else notice during Dreamer, when he sang the Welcome 2 America part, he said "where a girl(or someone??) can get famous for doing absolutely nothing" !!! funny dig at her."
Poor Kim. Such a joke. Saddest part is she doesn't care she's a joke, as long as she's getting attention.
if prince told me
to get on my knees
and blow him
id do it
cause hes GOD
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I have never had to pay to get into a concert. I know that sounds weird. The only time I willingly paid to get into a concert was for Prince maybe 15 years ago. He was amazing.
I know I told you guys this story before, but I have to say it again, because it stuck with me as a kid. My bio dad has been in and around the music industry for many years. He now lives like Grizzley Adams in a van but that is another story. Anyways, when Prince started out, he was not popular at all. He opened for the Rolling Stones in Los Angeles (my dad was there to see this). Anyways, Prince was booed off stage. People were throwing things at him. I think this was at the Coliseum. Huge venue. The point is even if thousands of people laugh at you, never stop your passion. Keep walking your path. My dad kept saying this to me. Can you imagine Prince giving up? Pretty brave little dude. He's kind of nutso now. But that is okay.
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:24am.
Why does this plastic trick always dress like a 2 dollar hooker? You call that class Jana? Go back to the Just Jared message board. No one here likes the walking urinal, aka, Kim KarTRASHian.
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that is not what I said. I hate to go in circles but if you read my earlier posts you'd get it. I said class-act, hence the word act, and class has nothing to do with it. A 7 year old can be a ''class-act.''
Now, you may all dislike what I have to say next, but I have to say that tape leaked years ago. What do you expect her to do? Crawl into a ball in the corner and cry or beat herself up for the rest of her life because the media and public keep bringing it up? No, she moved on. I'm not saying the direction she took was good, she's a product of the industry, very profitable too. But she's overdoing it, she's totally fake.
Speaking of which, interesting fact: did you know she has her ass insured by a co. in England? I don't know the name but it's the same one David Beckham has his legs insured. Who in the hell gets their ass insured if it's natural? This screams fake again to me. I don't believe any of her claims or act.
Submitted by Zambonie on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 11:44am.
Man look at him shying away from her touch in that top pic
I think he has a case of the MJ's and don't like womenz
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She's onstage w/the Mighty Purple Prince and acts *coy*? The woman who's famous for getting pissed on? Bitch PLEASE! I'd be doing the Elaine Benes Boogie if I had the chance on that stage!!
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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
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I don't mean to offend anyone with this but, with all the black guys she lets fuck her, you'd think Kim would've picked up some rhythm by osmosis by now.
Because I've never seen the video, where on her did Ray J pee? (*I'm grossed out but curious).
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If Prince weighs 120 soaking wet, I'd be shocked. Kim probably weighs about 130-140. I have seen that bitch 6" from my face, and if she is a size 2, I am 11 years old, Paris Hilton has only slept with 3 men, and Lindsay Lohan has never done a drug in her life.
oh, and she's only 5'2".
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I gather speed from you fucking with me
once and for all I'm far away
I hardly believe, finally the shades...are raised...saw things so much clearer
once you, once you...rear view mirror...
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She TOUCHED the Purple One?!?!?! Oh, he is so my eternal hero! Love him!! Everyone he recognizes is just pure gold - like Grupo Fantasma who will soon return with a Latin Grammy in hand. She is dumb. She is sooooo dumb.
Submitted by Zambonie on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 11:44am.
I think he has a case of the MJ's and don't like womenz
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Anyone in their right mind would cringe if touched by this repulsive whore.
Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 11:52am.
So is Prince really little or is Kim Kardashian far bigger than everyone thinks? I thought he was 5'6" and 140lbs. If I'm right, KK is also 5'6", but taller with heels, and about 175lbs. Yay or nay?
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One buttock of hers alone weighs 175lbs so I'm gonna have to go with NAY.
Submitted by Zambonie on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 11:44am.
Man look at him shying away from her touch in that top pic
I think he has a case of the MJ's and don't like womenz
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WTF!!!!!! Are ya' kidding??!! Do you know who Prince IS??
Why didn't he just push her off the stage? I believe I hate this plastic, orange whore even more than Hilton. That is saying a lot.