What Kind Of "Street Meat" Is She Putting In Her Mouth?!
Whenever I eat on a piece of "street meat," my mouth ends up on an open trash can, my ass ends up screaming into a toilet, my wallet is missing a few $20s, there's a message from NYPD's prostitution division on my voicemail and I've got a mysterious bruise over my kidney area. But this backyardigan heffa GAINS 10 pounds? This bitch must be dipping her street meat in chimichurri sauce, tomato-flavored corn syrup, relish, extra thick hot dog water and all the other fixings. And no, I'm not sure what kind of "street meat" we're talking about.
Harper's Bazaar has continued to prove that the only shit they're selling in their bazaar are fuckery and foolery, because they've put Kim Kardashian on their cover and let her interview Elizabeth Taylor. Why does Bazaar keep defacing our precious legends like this? What's next?! Noah Cyrus as Samantha Fox? Justin Bieber as Chynna Phillips circa 1990?
While I go and pray for that to not happen, here's Kim verbally farting about how she put nuts in her mouth on a NYC street corner and her heart-hurting piece with Dame Elizabeth.
On how she filled her mouth with nuts and street meat (or "flu dogs" and "hep kabobs" as my mom calls them) in NYC: "I worked out once. I gained like 10 pounds. All the papers were like, Kim's pregnant! I ate the nuts on the street corner, the hot dogs, the street meat. It was not a joke."On how she's completely delusional: "I can carry a tune, yeah. I have a cute little voice. I talked to people in the business, and they said, 'This is what we do for fun. You go to the movies, you go shopping, why don’t you try what we do?'"
KK to Elizabeth Taylor: "You are my idol. But I'm six husbands and some big jewels behind. What should I do?"
Elizabeth Taylor to KK: "I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands. For me, life happened, just as it does for anyone else. I have been supremely lucky in my life in that I have known great love, and of course I am the temporary custodian of some incredible and beautiful things. But I have never felt more alive than when I watched my children delight in something, never more alive than when I have watched a great artist perform, and never richer than when I have scored a big check to fight AIDS. Follow your passion, follow your heart, and the things you need will come."
Then Elizabeth Taylor went on to say, "And who the FUCK are you? And why are you dressed like Clewhorepatra?!"
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after watchin a couple of kim's shows, i've realized she is trying too hard to overcompensate for her slutty ways. i think she did the sextape on purpose but didn't realize just how famous and rich u could get from it so now she is acting all high and mighty and classy because she's in the public eye and doesn't want to be known only as a sex object. kinda like someone who is poor and gets some money and then changes their whole personality. and for whatever reason i can't like her. i just don't and can't wait for her to disappear like paris. it irks me when she says stuff like " im a role model" or crys because some nude pics leaked, its so ridiculous.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:43am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:42am.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with our world when you go from being pissed on to interviewing ET? I mean really, the celebrity that is America is mind boggling.
If you crap on someone can you go straight to President?
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LOLOLOL at the "thong" story.
Re: NYC street meat - the food vendors in NYC are AMAZING. Some of the best Mexican food I have ever had was from a street cart two blocks from where I live. They even have annual award, and one of the halal gyro/kebab carts in my neighborhood won the top award a couple years ago. The restaurant owners HATE them cause they don't pay rent and steal their customers!!! You can get enough food for two meals for $5, no lie and it is delicious. I've never gotten sick from it.
Caveat - lots of the vendor food is high in fat and salt, that is true. But also v. v. fresh veggies and did I mention it is delicious and CHEAP? I love the big soft salty pretzels with mustard, YUM. Oh and the nuts they sell on the street? They smell much better than they taste, but I guess that's not a problem for KK.
I bet that street meat was charred until it was black...
Hasnt Elizabeth Taylor been through enough illnesses without letting her get contaminated from this porn slut fame ho???
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
She really is a high class whore.
Poor Dame Elizabeth - after enjoying a spectacular career spanning over five decades she has to sit down and talk to a smelly piece of brainless cunt.
Mr, Mercury, that sounds fabulous! Are you in Las Vegas? I'd love to visit the restaurant, just for the "Mama Chelo"!
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I will read this because I'm hoping that Elizabeth will pull out the cuntiness.
And bitch, you are NO Cleopatra. Please remove that hairpiece. K, thx.
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This slut eats meat and licks nuts in the street? WTF?
Kim Kardashian likes street meat and nuts. We knew that.
Kim Kardashian is just a straight up hooker who gets off on playing all classy..I said playing.....
But in reality everyone knows she eats street meat of every color, variety, texture, size, length, spiciness, etc...and hell she's even a piss bucket.
Gained 10 pounds??? Maybe she just went all down the line SWALLOWING all the street meat she was tinkering with...10 pounds of sausage down the hatch!!!!
Which Hollywood exec got to pee on Kim to get her more magazine covers?..
I wish this vapid, useless piece of trash would just go away already! I almost would rather see parasite.
I think what she means with street meat is all the black cocks that were lined up for her ot suck on when in new york - ehh..."shooting".
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Ew, why is this urinal on magazine covers and why is she trying to be like Elizabeth Taylor. KIM, you forgot one important thing! Elizabeth Taylor had a JOB!
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The fantastic, talented, and ever-classy Liz Taylor in the same article (the same magazine even) as Kim ISuckedDickToGetFamous Kardashian. ????? I'm almost sure this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse. There should really be some kind of ap or MicroSoft download that will prevent the words "Kim Kardashian" from ever being able to be typed anywhere near the words "Elizabeth Taylor".
And Harpar's - you need to print a retraction. This plastic fat-assed fool isn't a "reality star", she's a porn star, plain and simple.
Please, someone explain to me how this trick is famous. I honestly just don't get it. :o(
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I can't get over how famous this girl is. Sure she's pretty, but she so dead fish-like. Why is she so famous?!
Those street carts really shell out some fantastically delicious treats.
I couldn't give a shit that Kim Kardashian is crying because it made her ass even fatter.
This bitch is so useless it actually upsets me that 10 pounds packed on her is a "newsworthy" event.
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Poor Liz Taylor having to be interviewd by this vapid pissed on whore...that is an insult in and of itself. Hate Kim Whoretrashian with my entire being. I wish she would just choke on her nasty street meat...
Whenever I eat cheap meat I end up loosing ten pounds because my fucking colin gave me a "Peace out homeboy, you're on your own bitch" side eye before my bowels violently exploded into the toilet.
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
is street meat the same as black dick?
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i lift things up and put them down...
Now she's in Harper's BAZAAR? Time to email them and tear them a new asshole.
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Somebody needs to pull out eight inches of "Street Meat" and choke her to death.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
It's just sperm bloat, Kim. It'll pass.
''I gained like 10 pounds...the papers were like...'' how can anyone take this ditz seriously? She's in her 30's and still speaks like a teenager.
STFU Kim!! lol I love Elizabeth's comment. it's a little "I didn't plan to be a whore like you Kim" ahahahaahahahahahahaha
Coma Caca!
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Is "street meat" code for male prostitutes?
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Tee hee, she ate nuts on the street corner!
DIE DIE DIE DIE you craptastic twat. Liz would have peed on you too, if she wasn't a lady.
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BTW Street Meat sounds like a steady diet of thug cock she was fed in the back allies of Harlem.
I never heard anyone refer to street food as such but this dirty skank.
I can totally picture her pulling a Vadge and inviting dudes from the street into her limo so she can blow them.
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Kim slowly grew on me and their brother is gorgeous
But their product placements getting ridic
First sketchers and now kardashian silly bandz? Roflllllll
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It just doesn't get any more surreal than this does it! Kim K interviewing someone like Liz T. I bet they were never even in the same room as each other. Kim's 'questions' would have been given to Liz by an assistant, etc.
Love or hate Liz she had some serious acting chops back in the day. LOVED her in WAOVW, love the whole cast of that movie actually.
ot:Saw Prince on ET telling Kim K to get of the (his) stage, priceless.
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wtf is it with our planet - Kim Kardashian interviewing Liz Taylor??? we're all damn doomed...
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:42am.
I have a cute little voice.
why does everything has to be cute and little in you bitch, you have a porno, are 30 yo, and you have made millions, act your fucking age, you aint cute or little, those are the words you should define yourself with and your voice is a fake baby voice, let it go talk like a woman, own your deeds be a real woman, stop.
go kill yourself and your family and take Paris with you.
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THIS!
That fucking baby voice! And co-sign on the girly girl shit. She made a porno, got pissed on during it, she's a celeb whore along with her family...yet...."I've got a cute little voice". She has a cute little nothing.
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Dark-sided!
So you ate nuts, hot dogs and street meat? Sounds like you're on Madonna's diet!
The interview is worth a read, just to hear Liz Taylor sound eloquent, wise, soulful and complex--only to be matched by KK's "So, what's your fave jewelry?"
Wait . . . they made Elizabeth Taylor interview this useless twat?? BWAHAHAHA!! Well, at least now we can know what Angie Ho will be doing thirty years from now.
BTW, Team Reynolds is loving this ;)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:27pm.
Shit, and you know what? I actually had it spelled "Tongs" first, decided it was wrong and went back and changed it to "thongs."
Oneliner, it's so very true, I promise you. I was with my sister, we couldn't stop laughing, but later felt bad for the people gnawing down on those ass-dogs.
I'm craving mexican food now.
poor Liz was probably wondering who the overly made up tart was, and why Harper's sent an alien street walker to interview her.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:27pm.
*Bites into Mama Chelo*
Welcome back, Mr. M!! Hope you had a lovely time!
I'm gonna ignore the pig-ass-ho-who-shall-not-be-named and continue enjoying the Mama Chelo, thankyouverymuch.
I've eaten at many of the street vendors in NYC and have never gotten sick but I think you can build up an immunity to anything after a while!
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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:02pm.
You should check out the book "Furious Love." It tells all about Liz and Dick's romance. Quite a roller coaster!
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I just read "Furious love", it was excellent. Mike Todd and Richard Burton were Liz's two greatest loves.
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Submitted by Athina on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:23pm.
True story and why I will NEVER eat from a hotdog vendor cart ever again:
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Honey, I think you mean "tongs". If he's whipping his thongs out of hot dog water, he needs a trip to the laundromat STAT.
It was funny with THONGS! LOL!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Athina on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:23pm.
True story and why I will NEVER eat from a hotdog vendor cart ever again:
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Honey, I think you mean "tongs". If he's whipping his thongs out of hot dog water, he needs a trip to the laundromat STAT.
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LMAO!!! you killing me here....i knew something in the story didn't sound right!
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Liz is too classy a bitch to tell them mo-fos that she doesn't want to be interviewed by Cheetara of the Retardassian clan.
Everywhere I go I hear nothing but disgust for this trick...yet here she is being shoved in our faces at every turn. UGH!
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Submitted by Athina on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:23pm.
True story and why I will NEVER eat from a hotdog vendor cart ever again:
I once saw a NYC hotdog vendor whip his thongs out of the simmering hotdogs, reach behind him, stick the thongs down his ass (under his pants and underwear) and proceeded to scratch his ass with the thongs. The nasty pig then pulled the thongs out, and put them back in the dirty water dogs. Mmmmm...ass-dogs
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LOL this shit is FUNNAY! dont believe you tho...
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:18pm.
M.E. I would definitely try those tamales. I was jealous because we don't have good Mexican here. Or so Mr. Hekki says.
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We have good tamales out here in Nevada. Great Mex too, the real deal. I live near a wonderful family restaurant that makes their own tortillas on site and makes a bizarre dish called "Mama Chelo", a pork dish that uses Coca-cola in the sauce. Mmmmm good.
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