Camille Grammer Is FREEEEE!
In a mirrored dance studio somewhere in Beverly Hills, Camille Grammer is doing the Cabbage Patch while a shower of $100 bills fall all around her. Camille can finally cut a 6-figure check and buy her "best friend" Nick from his wife now that her divorce is final and Kelsey Grammer has filled her wheelbarrow and shovel with $30 to $50 million dollars. Camille also has enough money to buy her original face back! Please buy your original face back, Camille, because your current one always scares my candles.
TMZ is the first to bring us the news that Kelsey and Camille's methed up divorce has successfully sprinted to the finish line just in time for him to marry the future ex-Mrs. Grammer, Kayte Walsh. Kelsey lit a flame under divorce's ass, because he wanted to be rid of Camille as soon as possible so that he can slip a ring on Kayte's finger in a couple of weeks. Sources say that Camille didn't want the future Mrs. Grammer to get her piece of Kelsey's pension so he posted $2.3 million to make sure this doesn't happen. A source also claims that Kelsey and Camille will divide their properties later.
I didn't mean what I typed above about Camille's current face. Not only is Camille always telling me in a British man accent that I can save 15% on my car insurance, but she's the epitome of beautiful. And now that she has her wings back, she can rise from the ashes of her burnt down marriage and fly fly fly. While she's flying around, who's going to tell her nanny staff of 4 that their salary has been cut in half now that Kelsey isn't signing their checks?
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Maybe I am an uber asshole, but I still hate her. Some of her comments during the interviews on the show. Ugh. Never ever with this bitch. At least Kyle says it to your face.
BUT, I give credit where credit is due. Well, played, Mrs. Grammar, now go get your side piece Nick and move him and his "wife" in...STAT
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Wow! Camille was actually really cute before she screwed up her face with plastic surgery.
I guess I'm in the minority in that I actually like Camille. Like someone else said, Kyle really showed her true colors towards the end of the RHOBH first season, and I kind of believe Camille when she said Kyle is jealous of her. Did anyone catch the look of murder on Kyle's face at the reunion show when Andy mentioned Camille's potential $50 million dollar divorce settlement? I think Camille was genuinely hurt by the public way Kelsey left her and I'm happy she took his ass to the cleaners.
The first sentence of this post is PURE GOLD! I have not laughed this hard in awhile...
Yeah, I'm waiting for a form from Little Fairy's daycare. Hurry up bitches!!! Mama needs a new couch and a flatscreen!
I also have to put a down payment on a car for when I get back to the States.:(
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
-Me, according to Jack
They both look great but also like they just stepped out of an oven at 450 for 3 hours!
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Insecure bastards drive SUV's:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread313152/pg1
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 2:13pm.
FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE ALREADY FILED YOUR TAXES!!
I'm still waiting on 3 fucking forms for deductions.
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I'm with M.E., fuck you all!
I'm waiting for the IRS to catch up with the tax laws so I can file and itemize. Same shit as last year, the IRS isn't up-to-date by Jan.
i hope Camille doesnt spend it all in one place(she will)
and stays off the RHoBH(she won't, she needs the attention)
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"lightbulb!", "knocked over!"- Gru
I hated Camille throughout most of the season...but she really did know how to play Kyle and have her show her true colors. Kyle was always screaming and pointing and Camille would just deviously smile. I mean Camille may not be the brightest and I hated when they would show her reading "The art of War" and such but she sure knows how to manipulate to get what she wants. She is definetly not AS evil as I thought in the beginning.
EDIT: I guess what I meant to say was I would be team Camille over Kyle (if I had to) anyday
I'll never like Camille but she is the best shit to hit the real housewives franchaise.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
I usually hate gold diggers but I really think Kelsey just sucked the years out of this poor girl. All the money in the world is not enough for having to put up with him. I never understood his success. The Frazier show was always winning awards and I freaking hated it. Thought the entire cast was boring and unappealing.
Kelsey is an emotional 2 y.o. - Kayte (hate the fancy spelling) is just his newest babysitter.
Where's that? I only tried where it says register for an avatar under the leave a comment
*goes to look for my profile*
I don't know why, but I actually LIKE Camille, and I freaking hate everybody. She was very beautiful when she was young, and has done well at keeping herself looking good. A shitload of plastic surgery, no doubt.
you know fuck Kelsey, I am team Camille all the way. His falling in love overnight shit is kind of cute at 16, but just plain stupid at 52 or however old he is. I am not in love with Camille, and I know she has a lot of dirt on him...which I really wish she would say f-it and dump all the bi-tranny dirt on Kelsey...but nonetheless, I wish CAMILLE all the love and luck and fuck Kelsey and all his future exes. He is one dumb fuck that will never ever learn...only when he is homeless and broke will he think "damn, I shoulda had a prenup!!!"
daisy: under "MY Profile" ?
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Tipping my hat to Ms. Camille. Well done, girl.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
Hahaha snowpiece!
Everytime I 'click here' it says access denied
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 1:49pm.
Ewwww OFF TOPIC: Khloe Beast and Lamar get sexy!
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I can't watch that mess, I'm having a late lunch!
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***"Charlie should host a show called "How Clean Is Your Ho?" --MK***
I hope Kayte watches Real Housewives, takes a good look at Camille's mangled plasticine face, and realizes that that could be her future.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
They both look happy in that pic. Lord, hindsight is 20/20, huh? They shoulda been wearing a what-the-fuck-did-I-just-do face. My mother mastered that look in her wedding pics.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
I'm starting to warm up to Camille, too. Kelsey is a major asshole.
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"When people ask me what I am, I just tell them I'm 100% cunt slut." - MK, 2/8/11
Good for her. Not a fan of these ho's who talk major trash publicly about their childrens father though. Not cool. And one would think the epitome of class (insert side-eye emoticon) would know better.
daisy: no, Jack was the drunk Santa!!!!
You must be doing the avie thing wrong, what was the problem?
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
I love all those betch-wives shows. Genius. They are my crack.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE ALREADY FILED YOUR TAXES!!
I'm still waiting on 3 fucking forms for deductions.
Snowpiece is that jack in your avie? Mk won't allow me to have one for some reason
I can't decide who would win in a cage-style fug match Khloe or Gaga .... fuck that I think its Khloe hands down....she's so fucking unattractive it actually pisses me off :X
L O R D ..... that advert ate a small bit of the soul I've left.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Jana: believe me i used to despise her but after the Reunion shows my view has changed
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
LOL at daisy chain and Jacko!
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
she was 29 when she married him, and Kayte is 29. hmmm.
i don't know about team Camille, the fact that she has 4 nannies to take care of her own children round the clock...not impressed.
I've never watch any Real Housewives of anywhere, I don't get Bravo.
snowy - I hope you are doing some sort of rapid refund!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
cupcake did you see the pic I posted for you yesterday of me & lil Russ? Don't be hatin', LOL
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Snowpiece, stop giving jack mixed signals and playing with his heart like that
hahahahahah Spicey, ITA
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Camille used to be pretty. She needs to gain 5-10 pounds to recapture her youthful glow. Same applies to SJP.
ITA SNOWY, TEAM STARTING TO LIKE CAMILLE.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 1:49pm.
Ewwww OFF TOPIC: Khloe Beast and Lamar get sexy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk9Ap4nBiOM&feature=player_embedded
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I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
All I have to say is that Lamar is one strong mother fucker to be able to carry that huge beast on his back without breaking in two.
"I am the temporary custodian of some incredible and beautiful things." - Elizabeth Taylor
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Tyroan, he is LOADED beyond belief. Some women find that more attractive than looks.
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Ooh she may be weary
And them young girls they do get weary
Wearing that same old shaggy dress
But when they get weary
[You gotta] try a little tenderness
I don't mind Camille, she seems ok. Kyle on the other hand, she's a self absorbed, vapid, waste of space. Just like Paris.
*waits for tax return before proposing to jacko*
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
fuck!
her face has really changed since she married Kelsey and this is not all aging is a down right face off shit. I hope she is not the kind who denies having had plastic surgery because it is very obvious and not a change for the better i might add.
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"I am the temporary custodian of some incredible and beautiful things." - Elizabeth Taylor
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She doesn't even LOOK like the same bitch.
Ewwww OFF TOPIC: Khloe Beast and Lamar get sexy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk9Ap4nBiOM&feature=player_embedded
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
I watched 'Private Parts' recently and forgot that she was in it. She was the bikini model holding up the "Howard goes to Washington DC" sign in the snow.
From those humble beginnings to Rodeo Dr. Way to go Cammy, way to go.
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 1:30pm.
Can someone please explain to me why anyone - male/female/barnyard animal/woodland creature - would have anything to do with loathsome Kelsey Grammer?
doesn't he look like his bref smells like day-old cigars and scotch with a hint of two-day-old food bits? (I bet he doesn't floss)
well, back then he didn't look that bad but he sure as hell looks like a boozy bag of bones now. :P
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 1:30pm.
Can someone please explain to me why anyone - male/female/barnyard animal/woodland creature - would have anything to do with loathsome Kelsey Grammer?
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It's called money.
she looks rather pretty in her wedding pic...almost all brides do...I guess I'm not used to her looking freshfaced.
I need to hook up with a rich chick... *le sigh*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
wow, they look so, er, orange.