Jennifer Aniston Is Jealous Of This

Despite shooting a tiny cameo in Jennifer Aniston's movie Just Go With It, Heidi Montag says that she was put on the blacklist for the NYC premiere earlier this week. Heidi tells UsWeekl y that Jennifer Aniston banned her. Oh, Jennifer, if this is your way of getting us to really, really, REALLY, really like you, it's working! Keep it up and let the Kardashians shoot a cameo in your next movie. But back to Talking Heidi. Heidi thinks that Jennifer didn't want her stealing all spotlights.

"I'm so upset. I was so excited! This is the first movie I've ever been in and I can't walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was 'too polarizing.'

I've been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it's just really upsetting that she would do this to me. She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening."

Heidi does realize that "polarizing" doesn't mean "fucking annoying as fuck fuck", right? But really, Jennifer Aniston denies she got Heidi banned and I believe her. Jennifer's Baby Alive is made of less plastic than Heidi and she loves it so. Heidi is just like a Baby Alive except sluttier looking and with bigger boobs. Jennifer would never deny a Baby Alive. My guess is that Heidi is just talking bullshit as usual and the real story is that she couldn't get a flight to NYC. Every time Heidi tried to get past the TSA, they'd stop her, poke at her a few times, pick her up, shake her and then throw her in a bin. When Spencer Pratt yelled at them, they pointed at the "NO EMPTY PLASTIC BOTTLES" sign. Rules are rules, Heidi!

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Submitted by whippersnapper on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 8:28am.

This stupid lying fucking cunt. Now she is saying it is all a "misunderstanding" and she had to stay home and take care of her dogs. WHAT. THE. FUCK? Why did she even open her mouth in the first place? This bitch, I just can't. Lying just to get attention. I don't like Anniston, but why the fuck would she even share the same oxygen as this bitch? This insipid whore needs to get a flesh eating disease and die already and take that twat Spencer with her. They both can fuck off and die already.

Submitted by sonne on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 7:51am.

I want to know why she had them in her stroller, in public. Guessing she wasn't buying them, so..... creepy indeed. But a really good story! :D

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 7:47am.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time right before Christmas when I was in "Toys R Us" in a huge checkout line & the woman behind me had about six "Baby Alive" dolls in her stroller and they were all coming to life (bouncing up & down in their cribs while cooing) at the same time? (Well... actually, consecutively, as one would set the next one off and so on and so on... kinda like a domino effect.) Fucken CREEEEEPAY.

No?... OK, then. Forget it.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 7:22am.

anyone who believes heidi is an idiot.

Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 6:10am.

Baby Alive was some scary shit. That mouth moving...*shivers*

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 6:45am.

riiiiiight, twit...(or is it twat)...heidi can't even spell "disheartening", let alone knows what the word means...
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Submitted by slowlygoindown on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 4:16am.

Close your fat mouth girl you look like you could swallow a horse! And besides that what trickles out is even more offensive!!

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 4:10am.

This is so stupid.

Even if it is true, it's nothing most people haven't thought about Heidi Montag or her creepy flesh-bearded husband thingie before.

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:57am.

TEAM ANISTON

Oh my God, Heidi, look at what you made me SAY.

Submitted by I heart Natalie on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 12:39am.

Ok now, where can I buy my Team Heidi T-shirt?

I love her dead eyed look at me fake yellow toothed smile. I totally want to do her.

Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 11:41pm.

Heidi prolly made this up just to get press. P
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Submitted by i_heart_jack on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 9:08pm.

I think the true story is that the studio people setting up the premiere were terrified that Heidi and her nut-job husband would do something stupid if they were there, and so Heidi was told something that she then interpreted as having come from Jen.

Submitted by cricket on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 8:58pm.

Maybe it was Nicole Kidman that banned her and not Jemnifer. After all Heidi has managed to get herself pumped full of as much plastic, silicone, botox,restylene and juvederm as Nicole in half the time. It's taken Nicole 43 years to get this fake and plastic like so Heidi has her beat by 20 years. That has to piss her off. I really don't see Jennifer being this bitchy, anyway she has to know Heidi is a joke.

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 8:45pm.

Gotta call bullshit on this one.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 8:30pm.

I think 'polarizing' means that one of your tits has gone 'north pole' and the other one is headed 'south pole' - a euphemism amongst the vapid plastic set for 'bad boob job'. :)

Submitted by Callie on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 8:26pm.

Is someone "polarizing" when everyone hates them?

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 8:18pm.

Jesus Christ! This thing is like a cockroach. Just when you think it is dead it pops up again.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 8:17pm.

Of course this was a studio exec decision, because I don't think JA would use the word polarizing either. Studio execs thought having Frankentitty would make their rom com less romance and more porn. Duh.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:48pm.

Someone taught the bitch the word "polarizing" phonectically. Bitch thinks it means someone taking a picture where it shoots out at you and develops right before your eyes...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:40pm.

i cracked up at this.....hahahaha Heidi.

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Submitted by paulapoo on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:14pm.

I wanna slap both of these stupid ass bitches.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:00pm.

This vacant idiot. Words fail me.

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Submitted by soulks on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:54pm.

"polarizing, disheartening"? big words for Heidi. I beleive Heidi, too dumb to make that stuff up.

polarizing,,, does Jennifer think Heidi is a bear from the north pole, Jenn is dumber.

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Submitted by SugarHoneyIceTea on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:31pm.

LOL!

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Submitted by Stan Dup on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:43pm.

Finally a pic of someone I despise more than Lohan.

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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:28pm.

Make a career for yourself? As what? A pump-me-up-and-fuck-me sex doll? Is that what she understands with a "career"?

Still, as much as I dislike Heidi Montag and her kind, that is kind of a dick move on Jen's part though - or cunty move. I cannot imagine that being ok in terms of her contract with the production company. Also, it must suck when your idol fucks you over like that. Kind of like that black chick in Showgirls who meets her favorite singer and then he and his friends gang-rape her. Not that it is comparable of course, but it's being let down by your hero nonetheless.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:02pm.

"Polarizing" probably means they're afraid she's gonna tip the fuck forward with those ridiculous boobs and the insurance company won't cover such a potential hazard.

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You see, that's just it. Polarizing? I don't think Heidi plumbed the depths of her lexicon for that word. Someone said that word to her, probably her PR rep who heard it from some sucker PA who had to make the actual call but heard the word from the insipid movie's PR team.

Still, I'd bang Heidi. 'Rachel' should just go and have Samsonite tattooed on her forehead.

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Submitted by funnygirl23 on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:17pm.

Can we send this fake plastic sex toy to Juerez,Mexico already? Be a nice expriment to see how many bullets it takes to get through those stupid boobs.

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Submitted by SugarHoneyIceTea on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:31pm.

First time poster, long-time reader. I love this site and normally am tickled and satisfied enough with the comments posted but I just had to say myself that Heidi Montag is about as useless as a Kim Kardashian sex doll.
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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:03pm.

not this whore again...I am so freaking tired of her..she can take nasty ass fake Whoretrashian with her and just disappear.

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Submitted by Tatiana on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:58pm.

Heidi Montag is a useless plastic twit. Jennifer Aniston is being a neurotic insecure bitch like usual. Team Neither Of Them.

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:55pm.

I wonder what Heidi and Spencer's pillow talk sounds like? And more importantly, why do I do this to myself?

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:53pm.

<"I've been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life">

OOooooh, nice one! NOT what you say to a 40+ year old actress. Especially one without kids or a man, and yearning for 20-something age-ish comedy roles.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:49pm.

Even before her nose job, Aniston was - and is - a lot prettier than Heidi Montag will EVER be.
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:47pm.

Dumb bitch please.

Submitted by mbar on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:34pm.

Then get a real job, you fucking idiot. Move back to Idaho with your mom, or whatever. She’s a dumb bitch.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:30pm.

Aww, poor thing,your nasty fake body and ugly face didn't get you an oscar winning role? wah.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:24pm.

Delusional bitch, Jennifer Aniston doesn't know you from shit.

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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:13pm.

Maybe she was blacklisted because she and her husband frighten children into screaming fits.

Also, polarizing? In the words of Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:10pm.

And why would JA do that anyway? Standing anywhere near Heidi Montag automatically makes one look classier and smarter by comparison.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:09pm.

I don't think polarizing means what Heidi thinks it means.

Submitted by nicaw on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:08pm.

Who opened the window and let this fool out? I thought she and that other fool were moving or leaving the US. Did that now happen?

And who in the world gave her a small part, let alone any part in a movie. Now we will NEVER be able to be rid of her.

Submitted by someone on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:04pm.

this is the most ridiculous story I ever heard..does Jennifer even know that Heidi exsists???

Submitted by Snarkley on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 4:04pm.

Way to fuck up the publicity for this bomb.

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Submitted by Lady RedBush on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:23pm.
Is that "linear polarizing" or "circular polarizing" or just "bipolar?"
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 3:54pm.

Was it a 'how many times can you say "Jennifer Aniston" in a sentence' game?

Submitted by Lady RedBush on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 3:53pm.

Is that "linear polarizing" or "circular polarizing" or just "bipolar?"

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 3:51pm.

Topanga hit the nail in the head. Jennifer never even knew this bubble head was in the movie. But having an imaginary feud some how will bring attention to this E lister!

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