What The Hell Happened To D'arcy?!

D'arcy Wretzky, who was the bassist in Smashing Pumpkins, used to look like this and now she looks like that. No, this is not a picture of D'arcy from the Faces of Meth 2011 calendar. It's D'arcy's mug shot taken after she was arrested and jailed on an outstanding warrant in Michigan. D'arcy's troubles started when a few horses on her farm quit this bitch and ran free through the streets of her neighborhood. The cops ticketed her ass, but she never paid and didn't bother showing up to court. The warrant for her arrest was issued and here we are now.

TMZ reports that the cops brought D'arcy in on Tuesday and she'll have to sit in a cell until this Monday.

Never mind that D'arcy is resting her head on a jail pillow that's as thin as a manila folder for some wild horses shit while Lindsay Lohan is skipping the public streets without a care in the damn world. Never mind that.

Maybe D'arcy's horses mistook her lips for a pair of snakes and they got the spooks! And the cloud of white smoke wafting out of her shed and dancing into their nostrils didn't help. The most depressing thing about all of this is that D'arcy let her eyebrows go.....

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Submitted by KimberlyAnne on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 6:56pm.

I live only an hour from South Haven. There is PLENTY of meth. Plenty. I hear about meth lab explosions quite frequently in the news.

Submitted by ravynskye on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 12:18pm.

I live in Michigan, not too far from her, and let me just say that we don't really have Meth here; we're still stuck on crack, for the most part.

If anything, I'd say she's on crack, and was picking at her face from doing that, not meth.

Submitted by stank on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 11:42am.

She was ugly before so what's the prob. Makeup and photoshop conceal celebrity's imperfections. She probably looked like the mug shot all along.

Submitted by PinkTransAm on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 8:20am.

People should take care of their animals, damn! Don't even get me started. People should get tickets for not caring for their animals. Have you ever tried to catch a loose horse? It's hard and causes lots of problems.

As far as Lindsay goes, even though I hate her, I think she would also go straight to jail for skipping court, without a good (ha), excuse. Lindsay will walk this time though. It sounds more and more like they were all in it together... to me anyway. Crack heads. And the designer was "flattered" that Lindsay stole her necklace? Whatev.

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 5:41am.

what the? et tu d'arcy with the meth?...anyways, lilo prances around free as a bird while d'arcy gets jail time...
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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 5:28am.

Now this one I never would have guessed who it was.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:44am.

Her punishment is a tad severe. My one friend's horse got loose, and hit by a car. :(

She used to be so pretty. I hope she gets out of this mess she's currently in.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:26am.

When I was a (VERY) impressionable freshman/sophomore in high school I loved, and thought D'arcy was so cute in this drugged out 'Today' video...I liked many other SP songs but this is the one that sucked me in (of course)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHUd896Sur0

Submitted by Eddie on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 12:38am.

Real sads

Submitted by Hell Belle on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 11:47pm.

Agghhh....those lips. WHY?

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 11:46pm.

The words "meth face" immediately popped up in my head. Typical case of a virgin mind being corrupted by the Divine Impurity that is Dlisted, because before I would have just guessed that it was "that time of the month" for her. Oh sweet innocence, where art thou?

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Submitted by Starqz on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 11:33pm.

Geez, and I thought that was Courtney Love there for a minute..

Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 11:29pm.

Ahahaaaa! She got busted for horses running free?!

HAhahahaaaa. omg. That's pretty weak. Her crime doesn't match her face.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 9:55pm.

why do people become so fucking weird when they get old???

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 9:26pm.

O.O

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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 8:57pm.

I adored the Smashing Pumpkins and thought D'Arcy was a pretty cool gal. She did a really bizarre radio interview in 2009 (she called in out of the blue) and sounded like a mess. Very nervous, mentioned her boyfriend had just died. I felt really bad at how hard she had fallen.

The first part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLbvboKcf7g

Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 8:37pm.

Hello Faces of Meth! YUCKFUCKAROOOO!!!

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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 8:16pm.

She could use a little more lip plumper on the bottom.

Submitted by bookworm on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 8:05pm.

OH MY FUCKING GOD! Why? Why would she get her lips blown up that big? She is bordering on Pete Burns territory, fucking scary. I would NEVER have guessed who this was. And her skin, yikes.

I saw her several years back when she started with the lip augmentation and they were quite full then. But now they are like Pete Burns/porn star/duck with a beestung lips. Just awful, hideous, grotesque.

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 7:57pm.

Except for those revolting fake lips, she looks pretty much exactly the same as usual to me. And her skin looks bad. But she's always had skinny or non-existent eyebrows, badly bleached hair, and fortunately she hasn't messed with her nose. Her little skinny mouth was part of what made her looks interesting... shame she doesn't understand that.

I feel badly that she was arrested... although she should have taken care of her court date. She's maybe a recluse or something and couldn't be coaxed out?

Those lips are truly awful, though.

Submitted by Dolly_D on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 7:52pm.

Isn't one of the ingredients in meth eitehr clorox or liquid drano?

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Submitted by Callie on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 7:48pm.

I always thought James Iha was the pretty one.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 8:19pm.
Wow that is some stupid shit. Holding her for 6 days because her horses got out?
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I think its stupid that she even got fined for the horse thing but I think the courts were trying to make an example with her 4 failures to appear. I missed a court date once and I got HELL for it the next time I showed up.

Submitted by oldpossum on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 7:29pm.

That is Lindsay Lohan in 6 months!

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:54pm.

Wow all of this sucks. If you can't take care of yourself, why the fuck are you "raising" animals? Why do some women go out and f-up their face with plastic surgery the minute they get some paper?
Billy Corgan is behind all of this.

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:49pm.

Wow that is some stupid shit. Holding her for 6 days because her horses got out? Sounds like some shit bumfuck small town trying to make headlines and/or trying to make money. I fucking hate small towns like this. They're always trying to make a buck by pulling you over for the most stupid shit. For some odd reason we have 3 small towns within our huge city (yes it makes no sense why they can't be absorbed, they only patrol like 3 miles of the city) that do shit like this all the time.

Agreed MK, that dumb bitch Lohan is mean while partying and living it up.

Submitted by mbar on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:41pm.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/gq-racy-glee-photos-are-34087

^ HAHA! This girl has like, no sex appeal. (I'm talkibg about Leah Whatsherface, in that link.)

Submitted by BBGemini on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:33pm.

Hah, like MK, I was just as disappointed in the brows as the lips and skin. I have a brow fixation too.

She did play on most the SP albums, but according to Wikipedia:"It was confirmed by both her and Corgan, however, that Corgan recorded the bass tracks for Siamese Dream because he could complete them in far fewer takes."

The entry also talks about the fact that she knows she's too drugged out and "unhealthy" to be a musician anymore. So the sores could very well be meth-related, but who knows, she could be injecting some messed up home-made gunk in her lips that's causing outbreaks, too.

If you Google Image her, there are some really pretty pics of her. And you'll also see her with Mickey Rourke, who's sporting those same damn' lips.

Submitted by jackie on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:29pm.

i know its been said already but i must repeat, meth is a helluva drug and crack kills. carry on

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:21pm.

oops double post

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:17pm.

I used to think she was an albino.

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:17pm.

Didn't she used to be really hot? Yikes.

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:16pm.

Looks like she's got her face smashed with a pumpkin.

Submitted by cliffdweller on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:15pm.

For some reason, reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9lEd5bIbbQ

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:12pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g69labQKuuU

Submitted by KimberlyAnne on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:11pm.

This makes me sad. I used to love the Smashing Pumpkins. I was always so proud because she was from South Haven which is where I've had some of my best memories.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:08pm.

Whoah! Somebody's meth pipe assploded.

You shouldn't do drugs mmmmkay? Drugs are bad mmmmkay?

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:07pm.

'A couple of horses loose in the top paddock' is an Australian saying meaning crazy. Just sayin..

Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:03pm.

Oh no. Something is wrong here. Those lips are an obvious sign of self-image problems - as all ridiculous cosmetic procedures are. But I can't decide if the sores are a meth thing or just bad zits that she's picked at. The zits could be due to a food allergy - no telling. Still, her eyes look funny...

Submitted by Stan Dup on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:02pm.

It looks like one of her horses gave her a hoof in the mouth...looks beat plus meth sores. Take a bath!

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Submitted by harveyprice on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:01pm.

I agree with charlie m, bitch looks the same (with perhaps some additional lip filler and a little meth flava).

Submitted by soulks on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 6:00pm.

too sad... imiss the pumpkins. =[

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:59pm.

Meth is a hell of a drug.
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:58pm.

Whodat?

Submitted by Jana on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:53pm.

poor girl, the lips, the skin, the hair. Get your shit together!

I was just thinking as I was reading on about how a fucking dumb self entitled bitch like Lindsay Lohan keeps getting break after break for worse offenses while the rest of the world would be sitting in jail cell for unpaid parking tickets.

ps - Datura see the gaga post, in case you might be interested.

Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:44pm.

This trick never played bass...she stood around and pretended to while Billy played bass for all the recordings. As a REAL bass player, I must say she and her Milli Vanilli style of bass playing can eff off.

I am pissed though that they threw her in jail for horses running free...and yet that horse in Hollywood called Blohan still roams the streets un-jailed.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:44pm.

What a waste. :(

Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:40pm.

Supposedly, anyone that Billy kisses ends up looking like her. Poor girl, she really does look like a steaming hot pile of vomit.

Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:39pm.

maybe she was going for "unrecognizable"?
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Submitted by Koopa on Thu, 02/10/2011 - 5:39pm.

I shall listen to "Porcelina Of The Vast Oceans"

LIP JOBS NEVER LOOK GOOD! Seriously, It makes my lips hurt looking at poor D’arcy