Hell To The No: Lady Gaga Thanks Whitney Houston

Looking like she just rolled out of a past due Buitoni carton, Lady Gaga performed her new single Born This Way for the first time on the Grammys last night. The foolery is here in case you missed it. It looked like Parasite Hilton's lady condom finally breaking free and celebrating its freedom. It also looked like what you see when you drop acid and stare at a bowl of wet pasta noodles for an hour straight. A mess in need of some Prego.

But that wasn't the only "THE FUCK?" moment that billowed out of Gaga's tuck. When she won Best Pop Vocal Album, she gave a special thanks to a special someone who served as an inspiration for Born This Way. Nope, not Madge. Gaga gently squeezed one of Whitney Houston's stubborn doody bubbles when she said:

"I need to thank Whitney Houston. I wanted to thank Whitney, because when I wrote 'Born this Way,' I imagined she was singing it -- because I wasn't secure enough in myself to imagine i was a superstar. So, Whitney, i imagined you were singing 'Born This Way' when I wrote it."

Klingon Madonna say what?! With all the talk that Born This Way is just a Dolly-fied version of Express Yourself, I really thought she would address this shit by singing a verse of EY or something. But no, Caca gives a subliminal kick to Madge's memaw crotch by thanking Whitney. Whitney is not convinced, though. She responded with this:

Here's more of the movie make-up school drop-out recycling Madge's old Blonde Ambition ponytail at the Grammys last night where she posed with Willow Smith.

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Submitted by Christiane Morales on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 2:39pm.

Hello MK!!!

I love you! (wipes tears) "Lord of the WRONGS!"... I just cannot keep up with your brilliance!

Next order of business: Lady Gaga is unglamourous, cheap looking - not tacky, tacky rules - and boring cliche, shocks as a substitute for thought. Tries too hard and apparently uses cheap materials and labor. Just not professional looking. I wonder how she's able to get away with it? She has written some great hooks. Performance-wise - meh at best. I'm done wasting my time on her, of which I spent 75% posting this.

Her latest song? I didn't know what song I was listening to; my first thought wow that's a different way of doing that Madonna song. So I vote RIPOFF.

I also resent how she's taken it upon herself to speak for the geyz and queers as if they/we are some orphans living in garbage dumps in some freakin third world country. Thanks a lot! At what address would you like your medal to be sent?

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Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:26am.

Yeah, yeah. Internet's for positive opinions and indifference only.

I'm tired of these holier than thou types who post on entertainment blogs to pat themselves on the back how tolerant they are cheerleading for idiot celebrities.

It's already been established that all she cares about is attention but she still isn't making a buck off of my individual opinion that she's a pretentious twat, so ultimately she isn't really getting what she wants. I'm not buying and vandalizing her merchandise. I'm not going to her concert to throw eggs at her. I'm not buying her albums to steamroll. Your philosophy is empty hyperbole.

So, basically if you express an opinion on anything that isn't rainbows and lollipops, then "you're giving them what they want". I'm sure that your least favorite singer or actor "must've done something right" at some point when you've said something negative about them.

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Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 2:56am.

People put a lot of energy into trying to bring her down, so I think she's got to be doing something great. If she was just boring and pointless you wouldn't care.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 2:25am.

Well, I definitely don't disagree on those grounds.

She obviously can sell as she's pretty much been a household name for a while now.

She's milking that she's said she does drugs to be inspired the same way in which she milked the tranny jokes roughly the same time last year with the dildo magazine cover and reference in "Telephone".

While I'm certainly skeptical of her new song, by releasing this she's doing no wrong in the eyes of her fans who probably like her perhaps a bit more now that she's written a pro-gay song.

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 2:09am.

I think the massive ego thing is a fake to get more publicity.

And it's working.

I think she's like Madonna....moderately talented but has a Ph.D in MARKETING!!!

Also, I think her looking "sloppy" was calculated...she has just recently said she does coke to get creative, so now the blogs are abuzz that maybe she was high!!!!

So much more publicity than if she just went on looking perfect.

Let's face it, dropping a single like "Born Like This"....she can do anything she wants right now, she's golden.

I'm not even a huge fan, just dissecting her machinations.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:59am.

I will admit that I think GaGa is very attractive, but I think she's been missing the mark lately.

She looked a little bit sloppy last night. I appreciate the style of eye makeup but the application looked poor. Her hair looked messy and while she has a great body, she looks thinner than usual but flabbier too. She looked like a rotting banana in that outfit.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:51am.

I don't think people would accuse her of stealing if she didn't have such a massive ego about all of her publicity stunts as if she invented them.

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:43am.

I just don't get all this angry stealing talk.

All artists steal.

Everything old is new again, right?

We need a new Madonna. She was fucking great, but she's at a different place in her life now, and she can't go back to being in her twenties, nobody can.

Enter Gaga.

I love the way she thanked Whitney, great publicity, as if Whitney has had any influence on her whatsoever, ha!!

Well, she may buy coke from Whit. I can't say yes or no.

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Submitted by Hoegarten on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:17am.

Check out her areolas!

Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

Submitted by snideychick on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:09am.

Snideychick sez:

She looks unbearably sweaty in all those photos.

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:05am.

Submitted by ruby_lucite_slippers on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 2:20am.
Aah, the party's over when you have to pose for pics with a celebrity kid on your lap, like some avant garde Santa.
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Funny and true.

Submitted by ruby_lucite_slippers on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 12:50am.

Aah, the party's over when you have to pose for pics with a celebrity kid on your lap, like some avant garde Santa.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 12:33am.

As for pretending that it was Whitney Houston who inspired her to write this song, this is her version of damage control, trying to draw attention away from the bold-faced fact that she replicated the same exact melody from "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls". Way to avoid the elephant in the room.

What REALLY inspired her to write this song was fame because she hadn't been under the radar for months and pursued the Grammy's for an opportunity to make up for the lack of media attention.

Spineless attention whore is spineless.

Submitted by Eddie on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 12:31am.

Submitted by el polacko on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 5:36pm.
if there ever was an example of the tired expression, 'epic fail', this was it. i was expecting, at least, caca to tear her way through the 'egg's' membrane singing her ripped-off song all the way. the audience never saw her eggy entrance on the red carpet so all they knew was that she fumbled her way out of some little space capsule. now if madge..or maybe robin williams.. had popped out it would have been funny/creative but all that this entrance was is lame. i'm praying to baby jesus that this was, finally, the shark-egg-jumping moment that will rid us of the execrable caca. as whitney once said,"the forest is OVER !"

Yes... very anti-climatic

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 12:24am.

So she wasn't secure enough to imagine herself a superstar but she's apparently secure enough to entitle herself as the greatest artist of her generation? Once again, this chick needs to pick a side and run with it because she's really making the criticism way too easy.

What she really means to say is that her arrogance backfired against her because she obviously fails to prove herself as deserving of the credit she gives herself. Just some advice to Caca, but at least wait until someone else calls you the greatest artist of your generation and second coming of ANYTHING before you declare yourself as such. This one is so much talk.

She and her rabid "little monsters" are still in denial. Since she's already been revealed as blatantly ripping off other artists, her fans once foaming at the mouth over how "unique" she was whenever she first appeared, are now pissed off that they've been forced to eat their words and deny that they've ever praised her for her so-called originality.

If it's parody, she's become what she's supposed to be mocking a LONG time ago and obviously doesn't know it. Just like there's a thin line seperating influence and copying someone else's style and taking credit for it, there's a thin line between satire and delusion. If she wasn't a smug, overindulged, backpeddling, coked-out whore before, she definitely is now. Lady CaCa's "infiltration" of popular culture entitled her to excess publicity, drugs, money, vanity, and other corruptions. "Irony" my ass.

Submitted by Ham Sandwich on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 12:16am.

That cheep looking hat was ridiculous.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 11:33pm.

Klingon!

Ahaahaaahaaahaaaahaaaa

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 9:39pm.

Let's face it...even her fans are getting fed up with her antics.

Submitted by Pilot on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 9:32pm.

Gotta say, I love the freaky prosthetics going on. I'm sorry. From a design standpoint it's pretty cool. Music wise I'm stuck in the 70s, so you're all good covering commentary on that.

Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 6:51pm.

Klingon Madonna--HA! Perfect.

Tripthelight... I think you're right about her, but the thing is, she doesn't care. That doesn't bother me. She's playing the game, and winning in terms of taking that fat check to the bank. If I was looking for quality, original music, I wouldn't be looking into Pop Music and The Fame anyway.

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 6:12pm.

Here's a random, left field thought;

I wonder if Gaga had seen (and copied) Britney when she won an award and thanked Madonna for inspiration and didn't include Janet, who, IMO, she so clearly resembled in her dancing and stage shows. It was a slap in the face to Janet and if Gaga picked up on that moment I have to give her some credit, it's pretty astute and obscure. Twisted bitch.

Submitted by GiveIt2Me on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 5:28pm.

Lady caca is such a joke of an artist. So unoriginal

Submitted by TriptheLight on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 5:23pm.

If Lady Gaga weren't such an unoriginal phony, frankensteining the chart-topping songs of others to make her "hits," this whole lolwut-thanking-Whitney-Houston bit would be hilarious for the cunty red herring that it's supposed to be. But alas, she's simply out of line for doing it because if she thinks Born This Way isn't a recycling of Express Yourself, Waterfalls, with a dash of the Queer Eye intro, her ego's as overgrown and obnoxious as her tuck used to be. And that's the inside joke, isn't it? Bitch doesn't believe it's original. She knows it isn't. Fact is, it doesn't matter, because her fans will eat it up and turn it into enough cash to keep her relevant.

Listen, she's like that fine arts major - the one who thought making art from her menses was new and bold. The one who'd wear a saran wrap dress with prohibition signs pasted strategically over her nips and cooch to an art show benefit for domestic abuse. The one who's haircuts were modeled after smells. The one who signed a urinal and called it art...90+ years after it'd already been done. The one who goes so far for the edgy final project that the audience is cleverly *wink* 8D ... 8| a part of the piece. And we are, aren't we?

I don't believe for one second she isn't literally laughing all the way to the bank. Not only is she unoriginal, she openly mocks that which she steals, but in such an over-the-top way that people either dismiss it as desperate copying or praise it as genius. Her outfit - the Madonna meets Gwar shitfest she wore to accept her award - and her thanks to Whitney Houston were a calculated, deliberate Fuck You to her haters (also known as those of us who see through her "I'm an artist" facade to the clever, opportunistic money-humper behind the curtain) and a territorial hydrant piss on Madge. The clue here is her next inspiration/victim might be Houston. One can only hope Gaga meets her own Prince Bobby B and fucks off for good. 8D ...That'll never happen. *sadface*

Submitted by Clio on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 5:21pm.

Nothing to see here; just an attention whore copying the antics of the attention whores that came before her.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 5:11pm.

Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 4:22pm.

I LOVE YOUR SIGGY...LOL!

I love the Stones!

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Submitted by Callie on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 4:23pm.

She even did little Voguing moves during her act. Why didn't she get it over with and wear a cone bra?

Submitted by el polacko on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 4:06pm.

if there ever was an example of the tired expression, 'epic fail', this was it. i was expecting, at least, caca to tear her way through the 'egg's' membrane singing her ripped-off song all the way. the audience never saw her eggy entrance on the red carpet so all they knew was that she fumbled her way out of some little space capsule. now if madge..or maybe robin williams.. had popped out it would have been funny/creative but all that this entrance was is lame. i'm praying to baby jesus that this was, finally, the shark-egg-jumping moment that will rid us of the execrable caca. as whitney once said,"the forest is OVER !"

Submitted by Eddie on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 3:43pm.

Where have all the little monsters gone???????

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 3:42pm.

I think Caca's useless, but that doesn't mean I'm not enjoying knowing that she's making that dried up old Vadge boil.

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Submitted by gucci on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 3:37pm.

i'm just glad beyonce didn't win anything *smile*

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Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 3:22pm.

This bitch shouldn't even be allowed to mention Whitney. Whitney may be a crackie, but she has (had?) more talent in her little pinky than Gaga does in her whole body and ridiculous wardrobe combined.

NEWSFLASH: Whitney Houston let her voice do all the fame-seeking, ho strolling for her. She didn't need to act like a stupid asshole for attention. YOU ARE NOTHING ALIKE AND YOUR SONG SUCKS.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 4:22pm.
I fantasize that Mick saw Lady Gag backstage and said, "Who ordered the ugly stripper?"

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Submitted by shandi on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 3:06pm.

She's KNOWS its a rip off of a Madonna song, so she purposefully said that to try to make it seem like it had nothing to do with Madonna. What a moron.

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Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:54pm.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 4:22pm.

I LOVE YOUR SIGGY...LOL!

I love the Stones!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:52pm.

I fantasize that Mick saw Lady Gag backstage and said, "Who ordered the ugly stripper?"

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Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:37pm.

So she made a complete ass out herself AGAIN!
Since when did the Grammys become live cheesy Vegas acts? Thank God Mick Jagger is still alive!

Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:18pm.

It's kind of funny that the mainstream is now looking at the fraud behind the curtain, about THREE years after MK exposed her bag of tricks.

By the way, THIS is how you do a gay anthem. Recognize the title?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNo8gUheg3I

Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:56pm.

This twat has no concept of cool...she will be seen talking to a phonebooth. At least Madonna was cunt enough to manage herself better.

Submitted by stank on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:52pm.

Bitch takes credit for writing a song? Yeah. And Beyonce wrote a hit song by contributing the words "Uh Oh." It has to suck being a songwriter in one of the major label's songwriting stables. These poor grunts don't even get paid shit and they have to bend over and take it up the ass when someone like GaGa takes credit for writing their songs. That's all kinds of fucked up.

Submitted by Mawy on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:46pm.

Wtf is in Gagas face?
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:30pm.

IV: Right? Not an ounce of fat on him and he jumps around like a teenager - so much energy. And he can still sing, too. I was very impressed.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:23pm.

Hekki: I'm a Keith girl, but damn if Jagger doesn't still kick ass in the entertaining department, at 67, over all these manufactured autotune robots.

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:19pm.

Swoon-worthy moments:

1. Cee-Lo "Fuck You" Green's whold performance. Fucking genius, I LOVEd every second. Even Goopy's part.

2. Mick Jagger.

3. The Mumford & Sons performance

4. That Spalding chick- instant girl crush

4. Bawr-bruh hitting a bad note a the beginning of "Evergreen"

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:17pm.

Did anyone see the big $cientology commercial during the Grammys? I pitched a big fit, you probably heard it if you were in the greater metro NYC area.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:16pm.

AWWWW SWEEETASSS LOVE THE HEART ♥♥♥♥

DWM if anyone was getting flowers today it would have been ME! to MYSELF! LOL

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:13pm.

I'll take a million Gagas over a Smithling ANY DAY.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 1:12pm.

What the fuck is SJAG wearing? Pasta? Used condoms from the Abominable Snowman? Discarded Hindenburg fabric? The skin suit from Silence of the Lambs?

OH THE HUMANITEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by BabyJane on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:43pm.

P.S. LOVE THOSE HEART AVATARS YOU GUYS!

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I saved image and it's my camera but can't upload it here (yes I'm over 25)

Submitted by BabyJane on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:42pm.

Can't explain it. Don't understand it.
I thought Lady Gaga and Nicki Menaj looked pitiful and totally desparate for attention, but Cee-lo Green was adorable. Like a psychedelic panda bear. I loved his performance. Even Gwennie couldn't f it up.

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