What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
The queef face Kate Hudson is displaying in the picture above matches the face I'm making when I stare at this picture of her at the Grammys last night. Like she's trying to hold in a burp and a fart. You know, nothing says "understated grace" like a cut-out on a satin gown, but this is just a blue ball of NO. It looks like the woman with the world's longest finger nails is trying to snatch Kate's unborn baby from behind.
Kate would've been better off turning that dress around, slapping snakeskin pasties on her nipples and giving us that. But this just makes Kate look like she's sitting on the wrong side of uncomfortable. Although, that could've had something to do with Nicole Kidman molesting her in front of her friends and boyfriend Matt Bellamy from Muse.
Nicole Kidman was on that bitch like Kate's looking to sell the contents of her womb. Nicole, calm your shit! The baby is taken. There's a pink SOLD note on Kate's womb and everything.
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You gotta question Kate's "thought process" --it prob went something like this: Hell yeah I'll be the sexy Natalie Portman, wear my Wet Seal club dress & it'll be sooo ironic & hip I'm preggers too.
Oh sorry. This is a Kate Hudson thread. Will add that she seems as suited to Matt Bellamy as Dina Lohan to Matt Lauer FFS. How did this Kate grab this guy so fast, knock him up, and over when he has been with this fiance of his for like 8 years? I get it, people use people for their own advancement but isn't Muse monster on it's own without the destruction by Kate Hudson. Niether of which seem the least bit into this. Why oh why do these chicks think adding a chunk of sperm and shaking it into a pregnancy is going to lock some guy down? You see this at Walmart daily. You'd think celebs could come up with something else as they get bored with the baby thing so fast anyway. Have you had a look at Katherine Heigl lately and the pissed off face on her having to walk around with the just had to have it kid?
Was Nicole K. some kind of drunk that night. I have never seen the type of calm energy out of her ever. Usually she is just talking so much shit about her great life, great Nashville, great husband and has she read the book about not lying to yourself as she seems about as suited to Nashville and keith Urban as Lindsay to Clay Aiken.
Looks like the 2nd kid will be just as ugly as the first. Just sayin...........
I think she looks cute, and her ex is an ass for insulting his girl while she was fucking pregnant. What is she supposed to NOT gain weight? Lame.
The worst thing I can say about kate's smile is the truth--it looks like randy quaid's smile.
@ Bexicle.. he does!? I love Aspies. Total trip. I feel for people married to them but their lack of filter sometimes rocks. See the movie 'Adam' with Huigh Dancy very good movie on what one is like.
Anyway this looks like a Zum Zum prom dress. Prom had 2 groups- girls in Zum Zum and girls in Laura Ashley/Gunne Sax shit. Fuck i feel ancient.
Submitted by bexicle on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 10:32am.
Many people don't know that Matt Bellamy has aspergers, a mild form of autism.
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well that explains his attraction to this talentless skank.
Many people don't know that Matt Bellamy has aspergers, a mild form of autism.
He also comes across as fucking boring.
Kate Hudson is such a cooze, she'd hop on anyones.
WAIT THIS TRICK IS PREGGERS?!?! how did I miss that ?
The lady with the worlds longest fingernails trying to snatch her bebe friend made me LOL
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Bad nose job. She really thinks she is the new Goldie. Honey, your Mother has talent.
Kate's got Aileen Wuornos hair. Not a good look.
She reminds me of the ghetto/white trash girls that I see in the club sometimes, who are obviously pregnant but are still tring to drop it like it's hot. If you are in your second trimester...your pregnant ass does not belong in the club, nor in a dress from 5-7-9 or Forever 21 (unless it's maternity)
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Very trailer park.
It's not the outfits fault...this is what happens when you put a slinky, satiny, 70's Supermodel dress on a short, stubby and now, as we can see, quite chubby Kate Hudson...
It just dont work gang
But don't blame the dress!!!
yeah. what a whore!!
Worse than the dress is her obvious pleasure of the attention.
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aww. it's the slut dress for those who've got nothing goin on.
T to the A to the C to the K to the Y.
Pregnant, not pregnant, this is a hideous dress.
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oh my god! this boring queef gets a whole post on dlisted and that ravishing beauty with the same exact dress at the BARFTAS the other night gets zip? at least the other lady wasnt a bloated ass prego. not only that. but no mention for the blue whippit cracker trying to poke its way into kates back?? I'd much rather discuss nitrous oxide then kate hudsons baby gas. ick. nast!
definitly a dress a hookah would still wear while knocked up to pick up tricks thinking she still sessay.
What in the slutty Smurfette hell?!?
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 2:48am.
I think the dad is the guy in the first thumbnail. He's Matt Bellamy from Muse (I totally had to look that up, lol).
What is that smug expression all about? Lol @ "Nicole, calm your shit!" Bwhaa. No kidding.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Who knocked Kate up?
Or is it "private."
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.This picture should be a "Caption This".
The dude looks like he picks his nose with a letter opener and uses his chin to smuggle drugs
I would say she has the worst taste in men, but she aint no prize.
This dress is hideous, she makes shit films and she does seem to be set to have herself a rocker husband (Muse is okay, saw them live and they are certainly not shit) but I cannot hate her. She seems to be inoffensive. And I think it's a bit lame to go hard on her because she is gaining weight. FFS she is pregnant, let's not be hypocrites and rag on people when they look starved but then bitch when they gain a few pounds. Chris Robinson is the dick here not her if those stories are true. How fucked up to think that's amusing.
But really Kate. Stop making movies. Those romcoms you do are fucking terrible.
By nature, this chick was engineered to have babies with scruffy musicians. Note her erect nipples in the Keith Urban photo.
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That dress wouldn't look good on a non-pregnant person, so for me her being pregnant has nothing to do with the wearing of this tacky thing. It's just a bad dress made out of bad fabric with bad lines, etc. Even a dress like Nicole Kidman's would have been better. Don't like Kate Hudson and yep, how many uncles has her poor kid endured? If I was his father, I'd be pissed at that.
Didn't she gain like 80 lb.s with her first pregnancy? She literally ruined her petite figure with all of that extra weight because she has never looked the same again. And I'm not surprised to read that her ex-husband was pissed about her weight because he looked embarrassed to be with her.
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Submitted by agirl on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 9:04pm.
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True? If so, I LOVE IT! Hadn't heard that before.
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Yeah, there were 2 incidents I remember reading about at the time. One was where Goldie, Chris, and Kate were on a public ride, some touristy kind of thing, and Kate was having trouble getting in or out of the ride, and Chris said, "You wouldn't have this trouble if you weren't so bleep-bleep fat" and Goldie tried to smooth things over.
The second incident was when they were at an outdoor cafe or at one of those outside vendor kind of things in New York (again, Goldie, Chris, and Kate), and Kate ordered a regular Coke. Chris tried to take it away from her and hollered at her that she was fat and needed a Diet Coke.
Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 10:03pm.
She got a c-section just like her mommy.
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And full body lipo.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 11:13pm.
Word. There is a nice middle ground behind wearing a pup tent and letting it all hang out.
Say what you will about Natalie Portman but overall, she seems to hit that balance in her choice of maternity wear.
Kate Hudson just looks tacky & trashy, IMHO.
I pity that poor son of hers, Ryder. How many "uncles" has he had since his parents divorced?
Bellamy lost every single cool point he got from me. I just can't with Muse anymore.
Their old albums were good but once fame struck his little odd-shaped head...they died.
Kate Hudson, you are trash and don't deserve to breed.
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I didn't know they made a whore line for maternity wear. Low budget, trifling, poking holes in condoms, whore.
She thinks she looks like her mom, and she sorta does...except Goldie was CUTE. If she wasn't such a whore maybe people would care more?
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Submitted by boredashell on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 9:46pm.
You know what? I applaud her for wearing that dress while pregnant. Sure, she should have worn a bra (or breast petals), but let's ditch the notion that women have to "hide" the baby bump under loose layers of flowing fabric. She looks happy (and still very pretty).
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It's not about hiding pregnancy, but more about being tasteful. I abhor pregnant women who walk around with clothes so overly tight you can see their flipped out belly buttons. Wasn't there a thread about this a few days back. Almost everyone here overwhelmingly thought tight maternity clothes looked tacky.
Submitted by ewe on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 8:21pm.
Her face looks like it has a slight touch of the downs with a hard slap of the durr. I imagine she drools a lot.
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THIS - BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I died laughing with " a hard slap of the durr."
That dress is FUG. I'm cool with pregnancy bellies and trying to be sexy, but she just looks like she has alcohol bloat in this mess that looks like it came from the Nothing Over $9.99 Store.
That is some circa 1990 Manhattan-Cable-public-access-channel-35-commercial dress.
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 9:04pm.
Matt Bellamy, please restore your coolness. Dump this professional rock groupie.
I mean, isn't that basically what she does now? Dates rock musicians gets knocked up by them? Has she been in any movies anybody's seen in the last five years?
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Oops, you forgot athletes. She groups on athletes too. But mostly fugly musicians.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 8:10pm.
She dressed like this the first time she was pregnant. She also got fat enough for Chris Robinson to start nagging her about it publicly.
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True? If so, I LOVE IT! Hadn't heard that before.
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It got so bad Chris Robinson was against them having more kids. She gained nearly a 100 pounds and Ryder was only about seven pounds when born. She got a c-section just like her mommy.
Her boyfriend looks like a leprechaun.
This dress is very similar to the one on the BAFTA post yesterday - MK's 'vision in blue'. I think they may have both come from the same set of old satin sheets.
That dress is tacky as hell.
I'm with paulapoo- I'd rather see more Oliver.
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You know what? I applaud her for wearing that dress while pregnant. Sure, she should have worn a bra (or breast petals), but let's ditch the notion that women have to "hide" the baby bump under loose layers of flowing fabric. She looks happy (and still very pretty).
Whyyyyy can't we see more of her brother, Oliver Hudson? He's muy guapo. Kate is so boring.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 8:20pm.
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Oh DAMN! You got me with that link.
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