Tuesday, February 15th 2011

O.J. Simpson Got The Beat Down In Prison

This is some shit straight out of the best (or worst, depending on who you ask) episode of Oz. The National Enquirer is saying that O.J. Simpson was on the bad end a good old-fashioned prison yard ass whoopin' and is now shaking like a tire on a speeding Bronco. O.J. is so scared that he refuses to leave his cell. And it all happened because a group of crazed white supremacist motherfuckers heard O.J. openly brag about fucking beautiful white woman after beautiful white woman.

Bruce Fromong, O.J.'s former business partner, tells The Enquirer that the young skinheads circled O.J. in the yard and whooped it fucking up while one of them kicked and punched at him until he blacked out. A bloody O.J. was taken to the infirmary where he spent 3 weeks recovering. O.J. has since returned to his cell, but he's afraid for his life and won't go back into the prison yard anymore. Bitch, you scared.

Officials at Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center, where O.J. is serving 9 years for armed robbery, had nothing to say about this mess.

The word "KARMA" is probably cumming on your mind right now, but it would've really been karma if he left his glasses in the prison yard and went back to get them only to find an "UH OH" moment waiting for him. There's really nothing more for me to say about this, so I'm just going to go and write an e-mail to the Lovelock Correctional Center asking them to please unite O.J. and the skinheads (that is a really terrifying band name) by forcing them to star in a prison yard performance of Thriller.

Posted by: Michael K


At least they didn't leave him cut up in a pool of his own blood, and then let whoever did it get away with it! He has had it coming for awhile! Karma is a bitch sometimes.

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Submitted by stank on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 2:59pm.

Hey, calm down.

I already said I was just joking in my original post. I actually hate when people post here and say that. About anyone.


"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:45am.
ZOMG you haters are so negative!
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If you look in the dictionary under the word "troll" you will find one of the definitions applies to you.

Maybe he's laughing his ass off now...but I laughed my ass off first.

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 5:28am.

Yes...but we can still dream!!

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:45am.

LOL!!

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MickeyHolland, I think a majority do believe he killed two people but the police messed up the investigation and his lawyers managed to show that Detective Mark Fuhrman had the means, opportunity, and possibly the motive to plant evidence. Despite OJ doing his best to look guilty the prosecution just didn't make their case.

So people can be forgiven for enjoying this beating a little bit even though it does say terrible things about the prison system.

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Submitted by boston cream pie61 on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:37pm.

So sad. It's probably because he was raised by a single parent or gay couple. :(


"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

Khensu Hetep's picture

ZOMG you haters are so negative!

You people are so judgmental. The man made a mistake and here all of you guys are pretending to be perfect, as if you've never abused your spouse and subsequentially slit her throat as well as kill another person. Well, he still has more money than all of you so you're all probably jealous because you have nothing better to do than sit in your mobile homes spewing vitriol at O.J.! Why can't you people just live and let live?!

Gosh, you bible thumpers are so obsessed with your morals. Murder is natural and those who say that it is wrong are brainwashed by the system. The idea that murder is wrong is a social construct and society must be defeated! You all are just sheeple who cannot think for themselves. Murder is instinct and has been occuring in nature since the beginning of time! Put down your Bibles for once!!1111!!!!!!

Don't hate the player, hate the game. You know that if you had the same opportunities as O.J. Simpson, you'd murder people and get away with it too. It was a mistake!!!!1!!!1! People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, and every other motto people with a guilty conscience abuse. :)

(JUUUUUST KIDDING!)


"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

Bummer ... like waking up prematurely from a good dream, there are reports that this story (of Simpson getting thrashed) is a fake.

He needs to be Dahmerized.

Harley Quinn's picture

Best news in a long time.

I was a casual acquaintance of Nicole Simpson, lived in the same neighborhood in Brentwood, had the same facialist, nail salon, went to the same restaurants. It was no secret in the community that he beat her regularly. She was friendly to everyone and down to earth.

I hope the only way OJ leaves that prison is in a pine box.

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The juice beaten into a pulp...lol.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 12:09am.

If I understand correctly a majority of Americans think that O.J. is guilty of murdering his wife. Could someone please explain to me how he got a free pass then, with you guys having a lay jury system and all?

He's The Juice!

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If I understand correctly a majority of Americans think that O.J. is guilty of murdering his wife. Could someone please explain to me how he got a free pass then, with you guys having a lay jury system and all?

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Whatever's picture

I don't think anyone should be sticking up for white supremacists no matter what OJ did. But then again we all have freedom of speech.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:14pm.
Honest question here, but for how long did he beat down his ex-wife before SHE decided to leave his ass?. I don't mean she deserved it in any way, but I don't understand how can some women keep up with abusive spouses.

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the abuse is not just physical, it's emotional and mental as well.
Most of those women are terrified to leave. Usually these men threaten to hurt/kill those very close to her (her parents, her children)if she does leave, and the man has her so beat down, she believes him.

sorry, don't care what color beats him, just as long as they beat him.

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Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci: "IF this is true, then it's the best news to occur during Black History Month! Nigger got what was coming to him for bragging about what he's done. Glad the White Supremists whupped his black ass good! Now ... do it again!"

Not funny. Maybe on this website:
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/

Yeah, Simpson is a jerk and got what's coming to him, but your joke, man, not funny.

Dr. Dick's picture

Now that made my day:)

Bjork You's picture

"...please unite O.J. and the skinheads (that is a really terrifying band name) by forcing them to star in a prison yard performance of Thriller."

You are KILLING it today, M.K.

Apparently, a new troll (babyruthnotdookie) has strolled into town.

Oh here go hell come.

And of course, scumbag Poopele has to weigh in. You're a piece of shit who is tragically stupid. Is that enough attention for you now?

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Racist skinheads and the LoveCOCK Correctional Center should be ashamed of themselves! I'm shocked and appalled! I'm also LMAO!!!

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On principle, I can't approve of anything that a skinhead thinks is a good idea. On the other hand, this guy will never get my sympathy, for anything, ever.

deb behind bars

I heard a black radio journo say today, "You're not really sure whose side to be on."

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Submitted by ibnsmother on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:43pm
what the fuck is your problem and you were being annoying.
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Hey, you know what asshole:FUCK YOU and mind your own fucking business!

Instinctively I want to feel bad for him ....

and then I think of the Brown's & Goldman's and can't help but feel their pain alot more.

I've never seen Karma bite someone so hard in the ass like this guy . He ends up getting his ass beat down by white guys while serving time for theft ( of all things).

p.s. for all the idiots out there that still believe he didnt kill them ... wake the hell up already !

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Um, I've seen pics of what he did to Ron and Nicole, and GOTTDAMN. I can't even imagine what they suffered their last moments alive. So this pretty much makes my day.

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Karma is a bigger bitch than even I can be.

RIP Ron and Nicole.
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"I guess the Goldman's check cleared." That's the best comeback for this. Bwahahaha. I am not evolved enough to totally decry his ass-whuppin'.

BTW assholes, he and Nicole were DIVORCED. Married or not, no one deserves the butchering that she and Goldman got.

I never understood why black people backed him; he did not think of himself as a black man at that point. He wanted nothing to do with the AA community. He lived like a middle-aged white man.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:14pm.
Honest question here, but for how long did he beat down his ex-wife before SHE decided to leave his ass?. I don't mean she deserved it in any way, but I don't understand how can some women keep up with abusive spouses.
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Yeah and look what happened to her when she did leave his nasty, controlling ass!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 3:56pm.
And for those too dumb to figure it out: OJ did NOT kill the fish and the sissy in 1994. It was obviously a drug hit (Colombian necklace, etc) and OJ was framed by an extremely corrupt LAPD detective force that was being well paid to protect some 'very important' individuals in the coke-o business.
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Uh. A custom-made, size-12 pair of Lorenzo-style Bruno Maglis don't grow on trees.

Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 3:35pm.
Hell yeah if i were married and my wife cheated I were beat her down.

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And I'm sure you also believe that when he cheated on her she should have hired some thugs to give him a beat-down within an inch of his sorry life.

IDIOT

Made.my.day.

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Oooh, this one's tough. I hate punk racist skinheads, and yet -- and yet -- dang! Nope, can't work up an ounce of pity for OJ. Suck it, Juice.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:43pm
what the fuck is your problem and you were being annoying.

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks


Now can a gang of Black supremacists get five minutes alone with his ass too?

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They're still busy destroying the US Economy.

On one hand, I'd like to throw an ITA to everystrangerseyes. But since there has been such a wide variety of opinions on this post, I'm not exactly sure what I'd be agreeing to. Maybe the idiots and hypocrites that make me sick are not the individuals who sicken him. IDK, this place is a melting pot and a cesspool, all at once.

So far I can barely identify the "majority" opinion. Well,I will rephrase. RIGHT NOW,the majority seem to be in favor of OJ getting back some of the misery he has brought to this earth, but if this thread continues (and it will) who knows what the final analysis will be?

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So much bad shit happens to good people, I don't have any sympathy to spare for his smug, sociopathic ass.

No, I am not thrilled about the fact that the reasoning behind his ass-kicking was racism but ya know what? He killed Ron Goldman for no reason other than being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Doesn't it suck to be victimized for stupid/ no good reasons OJ?

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I guess the Goldman's check cleared...

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the hypocrisy, and idiocy on this site astounds me sometimes.

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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I'll never understand why the black community supported him so much during his trial. Did he ever do any sort of charity work in return??

Come at me bitch!

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Karama is a bitch OJ!

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Hahah.. Karma's a beotch ain't it OJ ?

Hell yeah if i were married and my wife cheated I were beat her down.

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Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 3:35pm.
Hell yeah if i were married and my wife cheated I were beat her down.

Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:25pm.
I think you ladies just dont understand us black man.

Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:51pm.
If my wife cheated on me , I would have beat her ass also
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Well Babyruth if you ever act on that then you deserve to share a cell with OJ someday. With an attitude like that it looks like that's the place you may be headed..

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Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:25pm.
I think you ladies just dont understand us black man.

Submitted by babyruthnotdookie on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 1:51pm.
If my wife cheated on me , I would have beat her ass also.
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BabyRuth, if you truly believe these things you said and aren't playing
then you are just as big of a douchebag as OJ.
Seriously think about what the fuck you are saying. Do you really MEAN that shit?

Starqz's picture

That's awesome! Now if only they can gang up on him and rape him up the ass next time they see him..

*fingers crossed*

I grew up in predominantly white North Buffalo. OJ and Ahmed Rashad would routinely troll the bars there. I can't tell you how many of my friends would compete to get their attention. In hindsight, it makes me shudder.

ETA: Ooops, that didn't come out right. I don't mean the race thing makes me shudder. Just observing that he had a habit of trolling for white girls. What makes me shudder is that he turned out so violent, but probably that happened after his football career tanked.

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I have a hard time condoning anything racists skinheads do. Two wrongs don't make a right and hatred begets hatred not justice.

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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Right before he went to jail, a co-worker was on a plane with him and his gf, and the poor gal had a broken arm. I'll give you one guess how she got it.

The word "KARMA" is probably cumming on your mind right now, but it would've really been karma if he left his glasses in the prison yard and went back to get them only to find an "UH OH" moment waiting for him
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I think I just tinkled myself after reading this...LMAO

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This murdering fuckface should have gotten the big sleep. I so do not care what happens to him. I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison.

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