Malcolm Is A Mess

Frankie Muniz allegedly put a gun to his head and threatened to pull the trigger during a fight with his girlfriend Elycia Turnbow at their home in Phoenix, Arizona on Friday night. This was after Frankie pulled out a step stool, stood on it and punched Elycia in the back of the head. Frankie and Elycia both deny any of this happened, but TMZ says the police report says otherwise. And I thought Dewey would be the one who would grow up and inherit Gary Coleman's Napoleon RAGE.

The cops were apparently called when Frankie and Elycia got into a brawl of words over their past pieces. Elycia told the police that Frankie brought his fist on her head and then shoved her into a bathroom wall. When Frankie put the gun to his gigantic globe of a head, Elycia got scared and called one of his bandmates.

But Frankie's side of the story is totally different. Frankie claims he was sound asleep dreaming of his childhood with the Lollipop Guild when Elycia woke him up by pounding on his head. Frankie says she fell off the bed and started kicking at his bedroom door.

Frankie later told police that he never put the gun to his head and it's not even loaded. The police report says that the gun was loaded. Frankie also says that he loves Elycia too much to Ike Turner her in the head.

Frankie's rep issued a statement denying all of this:

"Frankie and Elycia had an argument a few days ago. The police were called to the residence.

A gun played no part in the argument and was voluntarily given to the police for safekeeping. There were no bruises and neither left the residence. He was not suicidal. She was not assaulted."

Never mind that Elycia looks like an R-rated version of Claudia Salinger or that Frankie Muniz looks like an adult Chicken Little on the wrong kind of growth hormones and hair plugs, the most horrifying part of this story is that Agent Cody Banks IS IN A BAND!

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Submitted by Da Truff on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 11:29am.

Arizona's state motto:

"We're Not Last In Education Spending, But You Wouldn't Know It By Talking To Our Citizens"

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 9:42pm.

Submitted by Mel on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 5:56pm.
He actually played a serial killer in a Criminal Minds episode.
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He was really good, too. Maybe too good?

Why did he have a gun to his head...well, how about that chick wouldn't give him the time of day if he wasn't Malcolm in the Middle?

Or he lives in Arizona.

Pick one.

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Submitted by Mel on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:26pm.

He actually played a serial killer in a Criminal Minds episode.

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 9:30am.

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Athina: "I dated a 5'3'' pilot..."

Peen info, please.

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Well, since you asked....he was hung like a donkey. Huge. Seriously, it was almost a little freaky to see him walking around naked. That tiny little body and that huge shlong...it was just not a turn on.

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O.M.G. You know you hit that up, down, and sideways.

(Where is Mrs. Patrick Campbell on this?)

Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 8:42am.

"...sound asleep dreaming of his childhood with the lollipop guild"

LOL

Submitted by Viva Mexico on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:53am.

A few things--
1) If I lived in Phoenix, I'd put a gun to my head too.
2) Malcolm has a creepy serial killer look about him, and this story doesn't surprise me at all.
3) His girlfriend is hot and can certainly do better.

Submitted by rukiddingme on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:42am.

I'm guessing he suffers from little man syndrome and has a huge chip on his shoulder. Just guessin.

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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:05am.

I say we let Frankie and Shia duke it out. Leave them alone in the room with the gun.
It's a win-win situation.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 5:44am.

"This was after Frankie pulled out a step stool" LOL!

Frankie is one of those people that can't get rid of the kid look and end up looking like an overgrown child. Ricky Shroeder suffers from this too.

Submitted by Athina on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 5:11am.

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Athina: "I dated a 5'3'' pilot..."

Peen info, please.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:47am.

Doesn't your heart just pang at the loss of innocence?? My mother-in-law used to say that if your ears hang low on your head it means you have mental issues. I always look for low hanging ears on mug shots.

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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 4:01am.

Her dress is pretty, so I like her.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 1:44am.

She looks like one of those insecure time wasters who sashay into my work and pretend that "they're just waiting" for someone and wouldn't be caught in such a place while stuffing her veneer fly trap with our items and exposing innocent bystanders with alcohol breath.

Look, all I'm saying is that she looks like a yuppie cunt. "Sorry". (Not really.)
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Submitted by vidz on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 12:48am.

Whoa her nose job is stellar. And she looks really young and fresh for 33.

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Submitted by Noir Easter on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 11:26pm.

Frankie looks great.
I know nothing about him except that show, MITM.
His friend looks quite plastic and I agree she also seems goldiggerish.

He seems to suffer from Little-Manitis aka insecurity.
All that weepy shit about putting a gun to his head and fisticuffs with a chick twice his size, it reads like a Monday night at the Cruise homestead.

Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 9:45pm.

That girl probably could get a better looking and nicer person. Frankie needs to get rid of the gun and grow-up.

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 9:10pm.

god. remind me not to make a zillion dollars in my teens for not doing much. it would appear to eat the soul.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 9:09pm.

Frankie

Please read that letter from Get Serious!

Take it to heart kid!

The rest of the us with brains including Stan Hooper

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Submitted by P.Nasty on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 8:02pm.

People will do anything to stay relevant these days! Yuck. I miss my years before the internet (1995) when I had no idea what became of has-been celebretards.

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:48pm.

He should start growing into adulthood by dropping the "-ie" from his given name.

There was no gun and the gun wasn't loaded and it was turned over to the police.

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:44pm.

Submitted by Athina: "I dated a 5'3'' pilot..."

Peen info, please.

Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:43pm.

It's not his fault. I've lived in Phoenix, Arizona. Get out of there Frankie!

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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:41pm.

"Frankie claims he was sound asleep dreaming of his childhood with the Lollipop Guild..."

Bitch, stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Frankie's brows. Girl, chill on the waxing.

Hey, maybe Shia La Barf planted this story. Didn't they engage in Twitter Rage awhile back?

Submitted by CoCos Camel Toe on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:29pm.

I used to work for an auto racing series that he raced in. There were celebrities around all the time (Paul Newman, y'all!!!), so it wasn't a matter of people just not liking a celebrity. People just didn't like him - other racers, team members, officials. Nobody liked him.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:12pm.

Submitted by DianaDeath: "I've always thought (after my mom pointed it out) that Lindsay Lohan looks just like Frankie Muniz in drag. And now I find out BOTH bitches cray-cray."

LOL and ITA

Submitted by BBGemini on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:07pm.

But have you *EVER* seen such freakishly small ears?!?! LOOK AT THEM!!! (sorry, this has freaked me out for years, lol)

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:02pm.

Submitted by Christie Love:"That dude ever punched me in the head, I'd pop a Munchkinland mushroom cap in his ass."

LOL~!

Submitted by ginger_t on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:01pm.

Totes! I dated a really hot guy, he was a designer, super creative, great looking, great body, hot in the sack ... but ... I never really thought too much about his height even though he was probably as tall as me (5' 7") until one night he got angry at a bar because some guy snubbed him at the door "because he was short." I was all, "wha?" Apparently some guy opened the door to go and walked through instead of letting my date go first, and that was some statement about his height. I couldn't figure out how to process that, or connect the two events.

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Submitted by Athina on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:10pm.

I dated a 5'3'' pilot who was good looking, made a shit load of money, but couldn't keep a girl. Between his passive-aggressive anger over his height, the fact that he was convinced all women were shallow whores who only wanted tall men, and his woe-is-me bullshit, I couldn't run fast enough from that bitch.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 6:20pm.

She looks like Jordana Brewster, if Jordana was a useless, reality celebutard instead of a cool actress.

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 6:17pm.

i bet frankie still shops in the little boy section...
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i lift things up and put them down...

Submitted by nclgemini on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 6:14pm.

of fucking christ. are you kidding me! i bet he stamps his feet all up and down the halls of that house! lol

Submitted by LivingtoDie on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 6:11pm.

Malcom sure has aged quickly, but all his money softens some of those wrinkles, I'm sure. They would sure hell soften mine. And don't these celebrities know by now that if a pretty young thing seems at all interested in you and you look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings if he had extensive plastic surgery, they're probably after your money.

Submitted by phillyphillie on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:59pm.

Well if their relationship ends, at least she got a fake nose and some fake titty bags out of his wallet.

Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:51pm.

This one has "gold-digging whore" written all over her.

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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:38pm.

He has crazy eyes. It's only a matter of time before he starts the downward spiral...

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twerk those stumps!

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:36pm.

LOL! It kinda makes ya wonder if half the people on TV carry some sort of dwarfism gene?
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:35pm.

Well, he had to do something to top Shia's little spat with those guys at the bar.

Your move, Shia...

Submitted by Christie Love on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:29pm.

That dude ever punched me in the head, I'd pop a Munchkinland mushroom cap in his ass.

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Submitted by Burnt Reynolds on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:26pm.

Boy, I hope there isn't a domino effect. If Elijah Wood and his boyfriend have a domestic, it'll be a truly sad day in Hollywood for sure.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:25pm.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:52pm.

Why does it seem that all teenage male actors; Michael J. Fox, Kirk Cameron, Joe G. Levette, are so damn short?

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All of Hollywood is short. Big heads too. Looks good on camera, no foolin'.

I used to work for the CBC in Canada. I'd like to think I'm fairly normal looking but on camera I look like one of those freaky super vampires from Blade II with acromegaly
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Ahahaha...*swoon*

Over the CBC part, not the acromegaly :D

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:07pm.

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:52pm.

Why does it seem that all teenage male actors; Michael J. Fox, Kirk Cameron, Joe G. Levette, are so damn short?

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All of Hollywood is short. Big heads too. Looks good on camera, no foolin'.

I used to work for the CBC in Canada. I'd like to think I'm fairly normal looking but on camera I look like one of those freaky super vampires from Blade II with acromegaly.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:04pm.

Not to mention gary coleman. One reason is that they are small for their age, so they can play precocious smart-asses in sitcoms.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:52pm.

Why does it seem that all teenage male actors; Michael J. Fox, Kirk Cameron, Joe G. Levette, are so damn short?

Submitted by paulapoo on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:01pm.

I bet Valentine's Day was a little awkward at their house yesterday.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 5:01pm.

I don't know what he's upset about. His girlfriend looks like she has pretty nice tits.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:59pm.

Short people have a lot of anger issues.
Surprised there aren't more serial murderer dwarves.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:58pm.

I guess allegedly having $40m in the bank or whatever doesn't fix everything.

Submitted by MzSassy on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:55pm.

She's way too cute for his short ass anyway! :/ LOL.

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

Submitted by DianaDeath on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:43pm.

I've always thought (after my mom pointed it out) that Lindsay Lohan looks just like Frankie Muniz in drag. And now I find out BOTH bitches cray-cray.

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