Sheyla Hershey Is In A Coma
Well, this is just a silicone sack full of sad. Sheyla Hershey, the woman who once held the record for having the largest breast implants in the world, is in a coma after she tried to commit suicide by overdosing on pills at her home in Houston. Five months ago, Sheyla was forced to get her 38M titty bags removed when she contracted an infection. At the time, Sheyla said that she was sad to say goodbye to the twin Sumo wrestlers on her chest, but her daughter and son come first. But I guess the void of not having implants was too much for Sheyla to handle.
The Sun reports that this is the second time in two months Sheyla has attempted suicide. Sheyla was in therapy for her silicone addiction, but it didn't help. Sheyla apparently said, "Once I reclaim my identity as the World's Biggest Boobs I can be a better role model for my daughter. I feel so ugly without my breasts. Without them, I don't know who I am."
Sheyla was supposed to get Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian (aka KKK implants) installed in her chest today. Sheyla's husband confirms that she's in a coma, "Doctors don't know when she'll wake. I just pray she gets out of it."
If only Aretha Franklin could find a way to transfer the fat melting off her chichis over to Sheyla. This is just a modern day tragedy I thought only existed on Nip/Tuck. Sheyla can't live with silicone, and she can't live without silicone either....
via Gawker
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"Once I reclaim my identity as the World's Biggest Boobs I can be a better role model for my daughter."
She's better off without you, pig.
i am glad i dont know anybody who killed themself well. This one guy from my office killed himself but he was a huge pussy. cowards
You know, I am trying realllly fucking hard to have sympathy for this woman, because I know this whole thing clearly comes from a fucking mental illness. My guess would be some type of body Dysmorphic Disorder, but I still just have the urge to scream: You need to start paying for air if you're going to continue breathing you piece of worthless SHIT!. Sorry, I know that's not right, but mother of fuck. And why the fuck are people not trying to get this fucking bitch mental help? therapy? I mean fuckin shit man....I really do hope this hot mess ends in 2012, because I'd rather party like it's 1999, then read that human beings like this exist. ****Pardon me, I'm a bit pms-y***
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wow what a sad fucking story. i just feel bad for that kid!!
i thought this twat was all about her children first...selfish and delusional...and a great role model for her kids...NOT...
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I guess that's one less waste of oxygen for society to worry about. I don't give a fuck about her and hope she dies.
I think she tried to kill herself for the attention..
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Now she has the worlds largest pancakes...Some people just can't be happy...
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So basically, what she's saying is this:
Her tits are more important to her than her children.
Mother of the year.
She is as self-centered as any human can be. Suicide says that you care more about quickly ending your unhappiness than inflicting permanent pain on the people who love you. And suicide over wanting to have the biggest fake hooters in the world? She has some psych disorders, but they should not trump being a mother. Ever.
people who kill themselves are pussies
Submitted by kieranx on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:07pm.
Stapled? They bent three crowbars around that shit.
hahaha. Sorry, I didn't know the proper medical term.
Submitted by snideychick on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 6:19pm.
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WTF? Tits do not a woman make.
This chick needs psychological help, not bigger fun bags.
Co-sign. As someone with a naturally large rack, when I look at her, I don't see a role model; I see backache, the annoyance of getting clothes that will fit, and someone who probably does not like herself very much. Honey, your daughter losing her mom is going to mess her up worse than having a mom who no longer has the biggest rack on the planet. I hope you live long enough to realize and tell her that.
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A lot cheaper alternative...http://www.spacehoppersite.co.uk/adult-retro-hopper.php
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You know...I'm really starting to figure out that there are some truly empty headed folks out there. Seriously...to the point that I don't even know how they get through the day!
You know...I'm really starting to figure out that there are some truly empty headed folks out there. Seriously...to the point that I don't even know how they get through the day!
I lost my best friend last December to suicide, this is fucking absurd. What a selfish cunt, she cares more about her tits than her family..I mean, people out there have more serious reasons to get that way, and she wants to leave her children motherless for not having the title of biggest tits? She can go fuck herself!
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Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:16pm.
Let me whisper my last goodbye..
LOL!
she should have just been a war reporter in egypt for CBS
If she really wanted to end it all, she should have just hit herself over the head with one of her old implants.
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@Joe...You say these things like they are bad...?
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do I understand this correctly, that she tried to kill herself because she was scheduled to have new implants....but they weren't the size she "needed"? Is that right?
So if her daughter grows up to be flat-chested, she'll know her mommy thinks that she is ugly. Nice.
I know, I know it's serious...
I am confused about the fact that she attempted suicide the day of her silly-putty transfusion, though. What, did the doctor cancel on her?
Ummm..wouldn't they get in the way during sexy times? Srsly. They could smother the man. What if she rolled over on top of him? And forget about motorboating. You'd dislocate your rudder.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 6:26pm.
Aretha totally had her stomach stapled and is too chickenshit to admit it.
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Stapled? They bent three crowbars around that shit.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Do you really think she'll pull through?
Sadly, this woman has self-esteem issues that go way beyond her boobs or lack thereof. If having the world's biggest boobs is some kind of aspiration to you so you'll be a role model for your daughter, your brain cellz ain't functional.
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No, I don't want to see her..
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It's really serious...
There are times when I could have strangled her..
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@Mike as far as I know they haven't stopped making silicon, trust me there's some money grubbing surgeon waiting in the wings to hook the girl up. She could go to Wall-Mart and buy a couple of bean bag chairs and stuff them up her blouse until then..
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Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 6:45pm.
But you know, I would hate anything to happen to her..
You know, they're gone, man, they're gone. :)
Damn.
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But you know, I would hate anything to happen to her..
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snowpiece, any dlisters in new york: i wanna go out and get drunk its my birthday!!
Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 6:26pm.
After recovery, she needs to make friends with a breast cancer survivor. Normally, I would call someone like this pathetic, but she has deeper issues than just being superficial.
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I was going to say the same thing. Whether or not you think her implants were the right decision, the fact is that she lost her breasts and it is messing with her head.
I hope she gets better.
Very sad....
Is it wrong that I can't get the picture of empty, saggy, flat "implantless" boob skin hanging past her navel?
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She is very pretty... sad to think she's so wrapped up in boobery. Pretty shallow.... I feel sorry for her kids!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Do you really think she'll pull through?
Sad on so many levels. I hope she gets better.
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Give me a break. I have no patience for fuckery like this. The doc who did these surgeries needs to have his license yanked.
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I need a bigger dick, it will help me to be a better role model...
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If I remember correctly she's been having to go to Central/South America for surgery because no US doctor would touch her (as far as making them bigger is concerned)...
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It's shame there is no such thing as a brain transplant. be cause the Dodo Grey matter she has now obviously aint firing on all cylinders..
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Sheesh! You have to talk to a psychologist before you can have a necessary organ transplant but putting unnecessary fake crap into your body is just easy peasy huh?
I just feel badly for her daughter - can you imagine inviting your friends home to THAT? You'd never hear the end of it.
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She's mentally ill. A sad story. There are plastic surgeons all over the world, so there will always be those willing to overlook her mentally broken state and do the deed.
The words "Fucked up rhetoric" comes to mind..
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