Sheyla Hershey Is In A Coma

Well, this is just a silicone sack full of sad. Sheyla Hershey, the woman who once held the record for having the largest breast implants in the world, is in a coma after she tried to commit suicide by overdosing on pills at her home in Houston. Five months ago, Sheyla was forced to get her 38M titty bags removed when she contracted an infection. At the time, Sheyla said that she was sad to say goodbye to the twin Sumo wrestlers on her chest, but her daughter and son come first. But I guess the void of not having implants was too much for Sheyla to handle.

The Sun reports that this is the second time in two months Sheyla has attempted suicide. Sheyla was in therapy for her silicone addiction, but it didn't help. Sheyla apparently said, "Once I reclaim my identity as the World's Biggest Boobs I can be a better role model for my daughter. I feel so ugly without my breasts. Without them, I don't know who I am."

Sheyla was supposed to get Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian (aka KKK implants) installed in her chest today. Sheyla's husband confirms that she's in a coma, "Doctors don't know when she'll wake. I just pray she gets out of it."

If only Aretha Franklin could find a way to transfer the fat melting off her chichis over to Sheyla. This is just a modern day tragedy I thought only existed on Nip/Tuck. Sheyla can't live with silicone, and she can't live without silicone either....

via Gawker

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Koopa on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:59pm.

Also, she must suffer from severe back pain...

Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:57pm.

Needs a check-up from the neck up...

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Submitted by Koopa on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:56pm.

I’m not sure if this already happens, but shouldn't all plastic surgeon's request some sort of pysch evaluation test before commencing with the cutting?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:56pm.

"Once I reclaim my identity as the World's Biggest Boobs I can be a better role model for my daughter."

This is one of the saddest things I've heard. To be this delusional must be some sort of an accomplishment, no?
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Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:56pm.

After recovery, she needs to make friends with a breast cancer survivor. Normally, I would call someone like this pathetic, but she has deeper issues than just being superficial.

Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:56pm.

Her reasoning is fucked, but the situation is ultimately quite sad.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:56pm.

Aretha totally had her stomach stapled and is too chickenshit to admit it.

Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:54pm.

File this under WhoGAF

Submitted by Starqz on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:54pm.

Why does she feel the need to have the world's biggest breasts for? They are BIG enough already, how much more surgery do you think you need to make them bigger? Plus it can't be any fun to have to shop for special clothes to try to fit those things over..

Submitted by MzSassy on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:52pm.

Awwwwwwwww. I feel bad for this woman because her identity is tied so greatly to the size of her breasts. :-(

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Submitted by Bunnyman on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:51pm.

It's really a shame that her sense of self-worth is dependent on a bunch of disgusting perverts slobbering and drooling over her breasts.

On the other hand, those are some monstrous funbags right there.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:50pm.

"Once I reclaim my identity as the World's Biggest Boobs I can be a better role model for my daughter. I feel so ugly without my breasts. Without them, I don't know who I am."

Sad and fucked up =(

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:50pm.

I think it is disgusting that surgeons will do this to a person instead of referring them to a psychiatrist for appropriate therapy - there are obviously issues with someone who wants this sort of insanity. The doctor responsible should be on malpractice charges.

Submitted by snideychick on Tue, 02/15/2011 - 4:49pm.

Snideychick sez:

WTF? Tits do not a woman make.

This chick needs psychological help, not bigger fun bags.