Take My Lunch Away
Here's Kelsey Grammer and his future divorce court opponent Kayte Walsh having a private Cacablanca Casablanca moment in the middle of JFK airport yesterday. Kaye's crossed arms might be saying "meh," but her lips are definitely saying... You know, they're saying "meh" too. I mean, this is the problem with some gold diggers nowadays. They are lazy and don't want to put in the work! The silicone flower Camille Grammer would've never let this happen. Camille permanently had her dollar sign goggles on so that she would always kiss Kelsey as though he was a gigantic bar of gold.
But Kayte isn't even trying to muster out a single drop of simulated passion. Kayte has her lips sealed shut as though Kelsey's face is the asshole of an antelope suffering from chronic diarrhea. This is the man she's going to spend a couple of years with before collecting a 7-figure check in a divorce settlement and she's acting like she's at the dentist at 8 in the morning. Although, maybe Kayte deserves half a bow since Kelsey isn't making her sign a prenup. Ho is still going to get paid without even trying. Okay, I'll give her a full bow.
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I know he is older & somewhat creepy, but he is still quite rich, I still think he could have done better than her. She isnt even remotely cute.
he's choking her into submission!
what a dumbass bitch.
and she ain't no prize either. :P
Trust me. Kate is going to earn that divorce settlement money. She has to suck on that old man and convince him she's not 10 seconds away from vommitting. That type of performance not only deserves hefty financial reimbursement it deserves an Oscar.
ACK! Guhross!!...I get pervy vibes from him.
and p.s. what the hell is she crying about .... she's been handed a golden ticket !!!!
Why the hell are her arms crossed in every pose?
That's some serious defensive body language.
She looks completely irritated.
He's a fool for jumping into this shit so soon after/while being married. You know she's using his ass too ...
Additional: Having studied these photos with the skills of Detective LaToya Jackson, I conclude all the bystanders are currently receiving a mental, Sybil-like brain scrubbing with a Lithium-Chaser.
Everybody looks disgusted, embarrassed or vaguely nauseous. What has been seen cannot be unseen!
EDIT: The guy in the last photo with the beard. Where's HIS Hot Slut status?! Epic Reaction for the Win!
Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 8:46am.
I get a creepy vibe from Kelsey...he looks like a pepaw kissing a 9 year old...
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It looks like Kayte's got the same creepy vibe you do....
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Oh, yeah. She's REALLY into him. Or at least his WALLET.
I get a creepy vibe from Kelsey...he looks like a pepaw kissing a 9 year old...
This guy deserves being taken to the cleaners by all these gold digging women. He's fucking stupid to keep repeating this same pattern.
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Oh barf. I haven't even had my coffee yet.
Eww! Necrophilia.
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I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
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Last thumbnail has gold digging Professor David Guest, face palm student Kayte's gold digger field test fail.
where is the "something in the milk ain't clean" tagline?
The guy in the last thumbnail looks like he's saying, "oh god, please stop NOW. Can't. Take. Anymore."
And is she cold or does she subconsciously not like him very much (crossed arms even when kissing)?
I wish them the best but don't hold much hope this one will last either. He's an actor after all, lol.
How eerie is this? In that third thumbnail she could be me (give or take a few years).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Meh-meh-meh-meh-millions.
He's repulsive.
And he's got that possessive/entitled/alpha male thing going on.
Yecch.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:32pm.
Hi Aunty Centy. :D I think old people see each other as old but -- love and self-deprecation helps.
.........exactly, you are past the physical, and other things bind you (life experiences)those are the thongs (typos and it stays!) that attract you to one another
but, that's for couples that have grown old together...I don't know what it would be like if I was 60 and found myself dating men that age..that sounds kinda ew...and it would have to be a dark room.
Why does he always HAVE to be with a woman?
Can't he just take a break?
Well, I'm old enough to remember his full history of strippers and drinking, maybe he thinks having a wife keeps him on the straight and narrow....
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He looks like he's giving her mouth-to-mouth recusitation (sp?) and she'd rather die than open her eyes and see HIM.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Cool! The morally corrupt Kelsey Grammer managed to find a younger, uglier version of Camille.
Sadly, that girl is irredeemably unattractive. Youth isn't even on her side.
They have to be the strangest couple ever.
Vomitous. This girl is proving some chops, she will go there for the check.
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She's a braver woman than me. There is no way I'll kiss Kelsey Grammer. YUCK!!!
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I'm loving the body language-he's all into it, while she's got her arms crossed.Classic.
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They remind me of a post-weight loss version of Jay and Jennifer, the slightly incestuous father/daughter team on the Biggest Loser.
If yalls don't watch the show, carry on...
She must have an iron stomach. I couldn't for all the money in the world.
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Cosign the disgusted side eyes in the last thumbnail. wtf man, looks like he's macking on his granddaughter. :p
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:37pm.
Here's a nice commentary on that point from Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter by Mario Vargas Llosa:
"I assured her that, whatever the difference in age might be, love based on the purely physical lasted only a short time. Once the novelty had disappeared, as routine set in, sexual attraction gradually diminished and finally died (in the case of the man especially), and the couple could then survive only if there were other attractions between them: spiritual, intellectual, moral. And for this sort of love the question of age was of no importance.
'It all sounds fine the way you tell it, and I only wish it were true,’ Aunt Julia said, rubbing her nose, which as usual was ice-cold, against my cheek. 'But it's all false, from beginning to end. The physical something secondary? It's what matters most for two people to put up with each other, Varguitas.' "
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Beautiful. Thanks for passing it on.
It perfectly illustrates why I always say that at 43 I have never been in love. People are shocked.
However, I have only been in relationships where when the physical died down there was nothing left.
People confuse infatuation with true love, as I did for years.
Hence, short relationships for me....
Interesting.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
I repeat; this is going to end BADLY. I don't know why, but I get the Gary Coleman wife vibe from her.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:37pm.
Here's a nice commentary on that point from Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter by Mario Vargas Llosa:
"I assured her that, whatever the difference in age might be, love based on the purely physical lasted only a short time. Once the novelty had disappeared, as routine set in, sexual attraction gradually diminished and finally died (in the case of the man especially), and the couple could then survive only if there were other attractions between them: spiritual, intellectual, moral. And for this sort of love the question of age was of no importance.
'It all sounds fine the way you tell it, and I only wish it were true,’ Aunt Julia said, rubbing her nose, which as usual was ice-cold, against my cheek. 'But it's all false, from beginning to end. The physical something secondary? It's what matters most for two people to put up with each other, Varguitas.' "
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:32pm.
Hi Aunty Centy. :D I think old people see each other as old but -- love and self-deprecation helps.
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Hey Fishy! Loved ya in Country Strong...:)
You're probably right. If you really love the person I think you can probably joke about aging and its physical infirmities.
Love conquers all, right?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Ugh-she is a plain-ass bitch and he has grampa body goin on.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:27pm.
I wonder if long-term couples who are old "see" each other as young?
I think they do: They're not deluded about the other's appearance, but they recall how things used to be and must have an abiding affection to stick it out that long.
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I think you're right.
I have to say, I have girlfriends who I have had for over 25 years, and they always look the same to me, to me they have not aged, even though of course they have, as have I.
I haven't had a romantic relationship longer than 3 years, but I know that if the guy is hot when I get together with him, I get used to it and he just looks "regular" to me, meaning, I guess, I take the guy for granted. But it's not like it's planned, or anything like that. They are just there, they are my boyfriends, I love them, but it's not like I'm like "WOW" whenever I see them.
Which is probably why I haven't had a romantic relationship longer than 3 years, lol!
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Hi Aunty Centy. :D I think old people see each other as old but -- love and self-deprecation helps.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:27pm.
I wonder if long-term couples who are old "see" each other as young?
I think they do: They're not deluded about the other's appearance, but they recall how things used to be and must have an abiding affection to stick it out that long.
I wonder if long-term couples who are old "see" each other as young?
If so, I guess sex wouldn't be so bad, although I certainly wouldn't want to see it and I am not really thrilled about doing it myself...I am only in my early 40's but I am well aware that if people in their 20's thought I was having sex they would projectile vomit.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Ima let her speak for herself, cause da body language say it all.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 7:23pm.
I've heard sex is great when you're an old lady.
No worries about pregnancy.
Confidence in your body.
Your testosterone is through the roof.
Still, I hope I'm dead before 60.
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I've heard sex is great when you're an old lady.
No worries about pregnancy.
Confidence in your body.
Your testosterone is through the roof.
Still, I hope I'm dead before 60.
What's the big deal about a "prenump"? It's not like Camille got $40M and left him with $1M. After a certain level of money, it's just keeping score. Who cares about the lifestyle difference between $50M and $100M? He's old, and a stupid right winger who just regurgitates stupid shit from other stupid people. He'll be dead before his money is gone. And the sooner he reaches either of those milestones, the better.
Christ. If they say when you fuck someone you're fucking everyone they've ever fucked, what the hell are you getting when you kiss someone like Kelsey?!
Ickorama.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Shit, rich bitch, if all men are stupid, why can't i find my prince idiot?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 6:59pm.
the thought of my man being constantly on top of me in my golden years does not sound very appetizing
hahaha. To each her own. You can take cruises together, down the Rhine or past the fjords... Maybe separate cabins cuz he'll undoubtedly snore by then.
Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 02/16/2011 - 6:40pm.
I've heard older women say that the older the men get the hornier they get, which is disgusting!
hahahaha. Remember that thought when you're an older woman.
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the thought of my man being constantly on top of me in my golden years does not sound very appetizing
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LOL @ the bearded guy in thumbnail 8. That's an "Oh NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!" face if I've ever seen one.
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