Celine Dion Shows Off Her Twins
Oh, and her new babies were there too (I've hid the GONG in Celine Dion's Canadian chichi alley so you'll pull it out from there if you want me off the stage)!!! The gay porn Caesar and a FML rose petal maiden once again welcomed THE GREATEST SINGER IN THE WOOOORLD and her family to Caesar's Place in Las Vegas where she'll soon begin a new show next month. The slot machines at Caesar's are now letting out an orgasm howl knowing that some of the money that gets shoved into their down low holes will go towards pruning and manicuring the field of baby's breath on René Angélil's chin.
BABIES!!! are my kryptonite, but I have to say that Baby Nelson and Baby Eddy are adorable in a "Welcome to Frankenstein's Castle" kind of way. The look that baby in Celine's arms is making could bring Mel Brooks out of semi-retirement to direct a Three Stooges movie. Baby dude is definitely "nyuck nyuck nyuck-ing" with his eyes.
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The bebes are cute.
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I'd like to write my number on that gladiator's scroll.
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A very ripped Suzanne Pleshette on the set of "The Birds."
I love some of Celine's tunes but I suspect a case of the batshit with her.
BTW, whenever there's a Celine post, where did MK come up with "THE GREATEST SINGER IN THE WOOOORLD"? Is he mocking someone with that? Just curious!
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
These twins look so alert compared to the Jolie -pitt kids. The Jolie Pitt kids look drugged.
Meh, methinks Celin's titteray game is contrived, sad, and pathetic. I thought she could afford more natural looking ones with her castle full of money.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 2:57pm.
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Holeee shit man, that's a lot of math, eh? :)
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That's what I told the cops after they busted me with last's night date. I said I swear I though she was of age I just ain't too good with the math and all, can I get a do over?
They said yes and I got busted the same girl.
Fucking math, I'll never figure this shit out!
LOL.
They are way bigger than I imagined they be! Quite cute!! :)
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At least they're not Downsey looking like the Jolie-Pitt twins.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 2:57pm.
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Holeee shit man, that's a lot of math, eh? :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 2:03pm.
Whamo, I'm Canuckian and I had no idea that the age of consent was ever 14. Yikes.
Submitted by badwolf on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 2:24pm.
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Part of Harpers platform was to raise the age of consent to 16 and he did so it shortly after he was elected. Again there was a stipulation in that you couldn’t be 40 and the other 14 and I’m not sure what the age difference was that would get you in trouble but at 14 you were allowed to make the legal decision to have sex. It is now 16.
Is she breast feeding because I always remembered her being as flat as a pancake. Boob job while in Vegas?
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 2:03pm.
Whamo, I'm Canuckian and I had no idea that the age of consent was ever 14. Yikes.
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A 35 year old can't bang a 14 year old. I believe 14 was the age of consent between two minors or something.
Those babies are cute. The parents? Not so much.
Whamo, I'm Canuckian and I had no idea that the age of consent was ever 14. Yikes.
Surprising that René Charles is good looking with both his parents' genes, I guess they mixed well.
They are cute little poutine suckers anyway.
When you look at how long René has been with her he should have been locked up back then. I swear this guy was bangin her when she was 13 and he was 39! As of just a few years ago it was legal to bang 14 old girls here in Canada. The age of consent is now 16 I believe.
I’m not sure if you had to be within a certain amount of years from that 14 year old but he sure the hell wasn’t. Let’s say she was 18 when he got her, that would have made him 44...kinda creepy eh? He’s 26 years older than her for Pete’s sake (sorry Pete)
French Canadians are a little strange when it comes to shit like more so the staunch rural Frenchies.
Not to sound like a perv or anything but Rene Charles is going to grow up to be a looker.
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Those kids are flippin' cute! FINALLY someone got a hold of Rene Charlene with a pair of scisseaux.
The facial expression on banner pic behbeh's face is all WTF!!!!
Like DWM my own babymaking clock needs a bat taken to it - I'm in no position to have a babyfriend, no matter how broody I get when I see a behbeh, or see baby clothes and stuff.
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Forget the babies, I want to see more of that gladiator HUNK in the background!
HOT HOT HOT!
What's happening wiz Celine's jacket? Why are za pits open in thumb 1?
Those babies are cute and the older son is adorable with short hair.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
Celine and her old man's genes definitely work better on male offspring.
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Never thought I'd see the day when Celine had bewbs.
OK, I am no fashionista, but is her coat not ripped open at the pit? (1st & 5th thumbnail) I have an old coat that did the same thing, so can I wear it and just say it's supposed to be torn?
She is such an arrogant ass that it's hard to feel any joy for her. Plus her kids are destined to become the most useless of life forms; Rich Kids.
Ooh a sexy baby has entered the spotlight! Another day of love and discovery for another young baby! A baby organ changes and matures somedays like a pupa but for now it is appreciated for what it is!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That kid's expression is hilarious. He looks like he just realized who his parents are.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
*swipes credit card between her bewbs*
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 11:23am.
Who is that drop-dead-gorgeous rumpranger behind her holding the baby?
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A rumpranger holding a baby?
*cocking an eyebrow at Mrs Pat*
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Her breasts make me uncomfortable. They are growing smushed together out of her sternum.
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I wish Celine and her twins all the best!
And her children too!
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Those babies are so cute. My uterus is calling out. But it's getting nothing.
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It's not that serious.
Who is that drop-dead-gorgeous rumpranger behind her holding the baby?
One thing Celine and her old pepaww makes some CUTEEEEE kids ...all the boys are gorgeous
Ugh. Great. It's bad enough Celine is back here in town, but I have to share my precious oxygen with her spawn as well. Wonder if they'll re-open that hideous "Celine" store at Caesar's with the addition of souvenir bibs and pacifiers.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Gladiator dude is a cutie!
The only piece of joo-ree I'd pay $2,500 for is an Anderson Cooper pearl necklace. - MK
I can finally see this boys face now that they cut his hair.
Her titty & twins are gorgeous!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
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Babies!!!
The Italian Stallion gladiator in the last thumb looks awesome! *books flight to Las Vegas*
Cute behbehs.
I think my dirtywhoreclock is ticking. Someone get me a sledgehammer to shut it up.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
That gay porn Caesar dude should have been doing the can-can and lifting up his skirt.
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Both set of twins (babies and boobies) are cute. Whenever I think of Celine and her babies, I always feel bad b/c she was initially pregnant with triplets. But I guess "2 outta 3 aint bad". (Was that too harsh?)
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!! (Amy Winehouse @ 17)
Both set of twins (babies and boobies) are cute. Whenever I think of Celine and her babies, I always feel bad b/c she was initially pregnant with triplets. But I guess "2 outta 3 aint bad". (Was that too harsh?)
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The babies and her son are good-looking kids. She looks ridiculous in that top however and is a total lunatic.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Cute babies. and look, someone finally cut Rene-Charles's hair. He's going to be good-looking when he grows up.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Celine Dion shows off her twins and the two "twins" peeking out from her dress too..get it Celine! lol Sidenote: The Gladiator dude, could get it. I'd even let him wear the outfit
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Awww...they are kinda cute.
Awwwwwwww! Those babies have the cutes! Celine must be breast feeding. Her boobies look either engorged or newly remodeled.