Thursday, February 17th 2011

And Now With Less Clothes

And with more foamy heaves rising up your throat. Kelsey Grammer and his child bride Kayte Walsh gave an encore performance of their air kiss of non-passion for Miami this afternoon, but they did it with more nipple. Ish. The paparazzi always seem to catch their kisses at the most bizarre and strangely enlightening moments. This one sort of looks like that part in Ghost where Demi Moore kisses ghost Patrick Swayze. Well, it would look like that if Demi Moore was a piece of hairy steak fat who wore red polka dot bikini bottoms under her trunks and loved to NOM NOM NOM the youth out of her gold digging lover. Okay, so this looks nothing like that part in Ghost.

You're going to need something strong to cleanse the film of UGH off your retinas. Let Camille be your Visine.

On a serious note: Kelsey Grammer, would or wouldn't? I'd have to circle "would." Well, Kelsey's allergic to prenups, most likely owns a pair of pink crotchless panties and he's Sideshow Bob!

Posted by: Michael K


joe shmoe's picture

Well...with his gazillions he could have nabbed someone a lot hotter, I guess. It says something about him that he chose an average looking woman. I refuse to comment on why *she's* with *him*, however.

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moonmaid's picture

predator - yes!

moonmaid's picture

He's got his "O" face on in the big pic. Bleglth! lol on "I'd rather bang Bob Barker" - agreed! At least Bob isn't pompous and would probably make you laugh.

Texrocks's picture

A huge G R O S S!!! I feel like the Catch A Predator dude should be popping out of the tress at any minute.

Texrocks's picture

A huge G R O S S!!! I feel like the Catch A Predator dude should be popping out of the tress at any minute.

He needs to pimp his bride. She's too...blah. Which makes it even creepier to watch her making out with Grampa.

I'm on high alert for her crazy to come out and I have a feeling I won't be disappointed.

Can't wait to see her in a couple years after she gets the nose, lips and boobs done and starts hitting the gym, spray tan and Adderal like a real Hollywood wife.

moomarse's picture

I like, or should I say, Liked, Kelsey on TV, but this fucking bullshit romantic face of his is REALLY MAKING ME SICK!!!!! I would turn lessie before letting that fucking look at me like that!!!

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

Oh hell to the fuck no. Ain't enuff $$$ in the world. I think I'd rather cut my wrists and slowly bleed to death than have that pasty white Gollum looking old man panting and writhing between my damn legs. Shit what a visual. I think I just gave up sex permanently.

Echo27's picture

It just goes to show that men might remarry younger, but not necessarily more attractive.

Pigsley's picture

In the pic of him rubbing her leg/ass all I can think of is "DADDY NOOOO!".

jack-n-the-hat's picture

needs more tongue...
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*projectile vomits*

I'm gonna laugh the fuck out loud for days when this shit blows up in his face. And it will. He thinks he's 35 and a super-stud just romping w/ his day-care ho of the moment. ugh.

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juni's picture

I'm not feeling it! He's trying way too hard and it's pathetic.

juni's picture

I'm not feeling it! He's trying way too hard and it's pathetic.

Dog's picture

Oh dear God, why? WHY DID I LOOK AT THIS??? He looks like a plucked turkey trying to get over on a piece of corn!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yahbutnobut's picture

He rubs in her sunscreen...she SPRAYS his on. LMAO!

guest's picture

how hulk hogan of kelz in that one thumbnail! *shudders*

"not so fast tom ryan..."

kanderso's picture

Ewwwwwww. This makes me feel all icky inside.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 7:54am.
As a divorcee, I know that for a time, there is a strong desire to show the old piece that there is a new piece willing to do you. As we can see from these pictures, its important to absolutely not give in to that urge.

hahaha

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Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 6:14am.
why are they in the grass with a bunch of lined up lawn chairs?
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actually, if you don't enlarge the thumbnails it kind of looks like they're in a graveyard...

letinstar's picture

"gross" sums this up perfectly..
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Jeanneee's picture

My boner is dead forever.

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Submitted by TexnDoc
I suddenly remember a "Cheers" episode where after Frazier and Lilith split, the gorgeous young woman "Candy" falls for Frazier and invites him to dinner. ...

I remember that. If it's the same episode I'm thinking of, dimbulb "Candi" tells Fraser that she changed the spelling of her name to end with an "i" instead of a "y" so that people would take her more seriously. To which Frasier replies: "Yes, I hear that's why Gandhi did it." LOL.

liverwurst's picture

Barf, on so many levels.

guest's picture

*googles youtube for clips of camille's mtv days*

"not so fast tom ryan..."

P.T.Bull's picture

Isn't it great to see him hiking up his panties to sit down. Bitch, swimming trunks are not a skirt.

As a divorcee, I know that for a time, there is a strong desire to show the old piece that there is a new piece willing to do you. As we can see from these pictures, its important to absolutely not give in to that urge.

The New Improved Wyle E's picture

MK. You are a fucking sadist posting this shit.

Vomits.

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daisy100's picture

why are they in the grass with a bunch of lined up lawn chairs?

Cowjam's picture

Would, but only in full Sideshow Bob drag.

Ewwwww! Not even for 500 million.

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that little GIF of camille has me mesmerized...it has something to do with the way the camera pauses for a second before it goes down her legs....i don't know if she's a talented dancer or just someone whose good at imitating a bitch in heat but she has *some* talent in life - let her take her $50 mil and move the eff on.

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MickeyHolland's picture

I have far more reasons to be grossed out than you guys, because viewed from a certain angle I share a jaw line and schnozz with her. We also have similar hairstyles. In the kissing picture she could totally be me. Barf.

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Snideychick sez:

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

The body language that Kelsey is showing if one of "I own this". And since he's going to pay for it - through another divorce - I guess he does. Still, I wouldn't want Gramps to grab me like that.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:07am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:05am.
I'd rather bang Bob Barker, he's still fine piece.

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I started laughing when I saw "I'd rather bang Bob Barker" in the side comments and I knew exactly which thread it would be.

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Ha-Ha! I still would rather bang Bob Barker, even when Kelsey was younger and played on Cheers, I would still rather take my chances with Bob, atleast I might get a showcase showdown out of the deal.
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CranberryAppleGirl's picture

I can't really blame this golddigger for hitting this pig. You know most of you would do it if it ensured you a cool $20 million or more in a few years. She looks normal to me. Nothing more or less.

Kelsey is disgusting but so are a lot of men his age with wealth and those who aren't wealthy but dream about leaving their wives for a younger woman. These men think with their limp dicks instead of their brains and they deserve the nasty and costly divorce coming to them.

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chocopuffs's picture

but i guess , he has the smarts , but yeah !I'll marry him for 35 million dollars

Green Is Good's picture

The only thing this woman loves about Kelsey is his wallet.

This chick is going to be quite tubby in a few years. Suddenly her English accent won't be that appealing.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:05am.
I'd rather bang Bob Barker, he's still fine piece.

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I started laughing when I saw "I'd rather bang Bob Barker" in the side comments and I knew exactly which thread it would be.

boredasfuckyo's picture

I'd rather bang Bob Barker, he's still fine piece.

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Please get the fuck out ---->

You'd have to pay me $50 million to sleep with that DISGUSTING corpse of a man.

Khensu Hetep's picture

That's enough to make anyone's vagina heal shut.


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I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

jsl48813's picture

Frasier was always a dick to me. At least on Cheers, he'd try to be a little masculine and drink a beer with the "common people". When he got the show Frasier he became a full-on dick, and I don't really think the dude was acting. I think Kelsey is a dick.. and a really stupid one at that. We should all gather together and take that mother fucker on a snipe hunt... lol

moonmaid's picture

MK's tag says it all "Gross" !

moonmaid's picture

Barf! {{bleh!}}

chocopuffs's picture

nasty!!!!!!!!! you can tell how much he is not enjoying this , just look at the first picture
very la cage aux folles.

daddy got a brand new bag .......for diapers!

little_rascal's picture

Ewww, he looks like a dirty old man.

Carpe Diem's picture

Yuck!

I hate unphotoshopped pics!