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There was a rumor going around that SamRo and LiLo spent Valentine's Day together and might be bumping baginas again, but I took that with a grain of kitty litter masquerading as dirty coke. Lindsay Lohan will forever be the Alicia Silverstone to SamRo's Cary Elwes. SamRo will always find LiLo hiding out in her dirty laundry basket, sniffing her dildos for foreign pussy dust and trying to empty a wasps' nest into the vents when her new fuck partner is in the darkroom. It's just the way it is, but I didn't think SamRo would want to bring the crazy back into her life. But I guess she does.

TMZ posted a picture of SamRo and LiLo leaving a club early this morning while looking like they just snorting human brains. ZOMBIE HELL. And a few hours later, SamRo Tweeted the above Tweet. LiLo is a crazy bitch who stalked SamRo, broke out one of her windows, caused her family members to reach for a restraining order and she's still lounging to next to that inside/out Butterfinger? They must see episodes of The L-Word with flashes of the Northern Lights when they do it, because they are willing to go crazy for each other.

I'm sorry, but no pussy (or dick) is worth getting the words "nervous breakdown due to good pussy" scrawled on your mental health file. I think.

And while her little girl was passed out next to the Caucasian Skeletor, White Oprah was on Good Morning America for I don't even know. I guess when she made her pact with the devil, she agreed to terrorize the public with her face and delusions as much as possible. Here's White Oprah saying more of the same.

In case you don't want to watch the clip above because The Grudge has made you superstitious of dark-sided videos, here's a few things White Oprah covered:

On LiLo's advice to Charlie Sheen: "Just....get help."

On how she's morally correct: "My parents taught me well, just to live morally correct and be a good person. She's in Hollywood, she's under a microscope so it's a lot more difficult."

On how the media keeps trying to drag her family down: "God willing she won't go back to jail. It's not a happy moment for us. I really can't talk about the case, it's pending. We have great attorneys and the media makes it a lot worse than it really is. We stick to the facts. The media has gotten nothing wrong, it's just what you do."

On how George Stephanopoulos and the rest of the media keeps asking the wrong questions: "You're not focusing on her sobriety or how well she's doing. Nobody talks about the positive. Everyone just wants to knock you down."

On if LiLo's managers and agents are part of the problem: "We're working with her team. They're great people now. They are media experts. Lindsay is just a little girl who loves to work. I could care less if she does another movie. But you have to surround yourself with people who get the business."

On the mistakes she's made as a mother: "I'm learning as I go as well... You don't get a parent handbook. I'm a single mother of four kids and we're very close. It's been difficult and I can't say I have any answers but all we can do is love our kids and be there for them. And catch them when we fall. And instill what I've learned from my parents who have been married for 50 years."

On what LiLo wants: "Lindsay just wants everyone to leave us alone and let her live her life. Let her grow up. She's 24, and that's not young, she's a young woman. I just think...to just breathe."

When George ended the interview, White Oprah actually said something intelligent: "I have no idea what I just said."

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:22am.

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 11:28am.

What the fuck is your problem? The only one here being pissy is you.

Sorry for trying to bother explaining something to you for the third time. I still stand by what I've said, and if she really wanted to pull herself together, she could but she doesn't want to. I still think that blaming only her parents for how she is...is ridiculous. She knows it's wrong.

Maybe if my posts are "TL;DR" you should stop arguing with me.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 3:21am.
Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 9:29am.

No shit alcoholism or drug abuse is progressive. For the sake of backtracking, I meant that she didn't start lying and stealing until she was almost an adult.
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Please re-read what I wrote. She probably didn't "start lying and stealing until she was almost an adult" because her her alcohol/drug abuse wasn't as rampant or full blown until she was an adult. Drugs/alcohol will do funny thing to your thought processes/morals. Do you honestly think she went from a relatively nice, normal, sane girl - suddenly turned 18 and went "WOW - let's fuck up my life with theft and basically acting like an asshole". I'm not defending her choices, but I understand how she reached that point.

As for the rest of your rant, TL/DR.

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Submitted by LynD on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:06am.

Had to say I am 100% with u Khensu Hetep!!!! Youre damn right...
LynD

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:51am.

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 9:29am.

No shit alcoholism or drug abuse is progressive. For the sake of backtracking, I meant that she didn't start lying and stealing until she was almost an adult. While I know that anecdotal examples mean very little over text, anyone I've ever known in my life (and I've personally known my share of delinquents)from broken homes/bad pasts didn't wait until they were adults to start letting their parents influence their choices.

Pretty much everyone I've known with that much negative influence in their life began acting out from a very young age. I agree that Lowdown's parents are both terrible people, and I really hate that I constantly have to make that caveat to explain my thought process on the matter, but I almost expect that being around them her entire life it would've rubbed off on her wayyy earlier than when she became a late teen, just shy of, if not an adult. It just seems unlikely.

I don't buy her "little girl lost" act because she suckered her way out of every form of punishment/help possible. She isn't that vulnerable.

Furthermore, She provokes the court by wearing all white ("innocence") and painting "Fuck you" on her fingernails because she has an arrogant attitude and guilty conscience. She knows what she's doing is wrong, but that doesn't stop her.

I think her personality is what gets her in trouble. Her mother worsens it, of course, but she dug the hole way deeper than any parent can.

BTW, I'm not raging at anyone. I don't really see how you read four short paragraphs (well, for me, anyway as I'm normally long winded) on why Lindsay Lohan should be held accountable for her "turnout" as a manifesto, but whatever.

Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 11:27am.

Lilo is a piece of shit but SamRo is WORSE than she is. This chick fucked with Lohan, feeds her drugs, takes her to club dates (because she gets more money when Lezlo's with her), has the paps get shots of Lezlo looking a drunk fool, and then makes plants stores about what a nutter she is for more publicity. SamRo is a FAMEWHORE who will keep FUCKING HER OVER as long as she keeps getting press. The clubs must have been lowering her fee, so she thought she'd call Lezlo to get it back up again.

Submitted by valterchaves on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 11:14am.

This "little girl" fuckery has got to stop. I'm not a fan of Lindsay - she's a grown ass woman who's making her own mistakes now - but lord knows she wasn't prepared for a lipoaspiração successful/trouble-free life by her parents. Dina & Michael have to be some of the greediest, most disgusting, irresponsible parents/people in general aumento peniano. UGH!

STFU already, Dina! Go the fuck away & let Lindsay speak for herself if she ginecomastia wants to.

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 7:59am.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 1:55am.

And you would see that I agree that White Oprah is a cunt and pimping out children is sick.

However, she waited until she was an adult to steal, drive on the wrong side of the road, and become a junkie all the while trying to frame innocent people ("that black guy did it!", anyone?).

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Ummm...*wow*. You obviously have some strong opinions and I respect that (chammomile tea may help with the rage, though) ;)

"She waited until she was an adult" - That makes absolutely no sense to me. She didn't WAIT until she was an adult - alcoholism/addiction is progressive. You don't suddently start acting like an complete asswipe from the first sip. Her "fun times" (encouraged by family/friends/studios) simply took time to spin out of control.

I'm certainly not defending Lohan's actions, however, I do sympathize with her for having such a pair of uber-douches for parents and picking wastes like Paris, etc as friends. Her environment certainly didn't help. When her "fame" hit her momma was right there in the bars partying with her - doing gawd knows what else with here. There were plenty of warning signs before the meltdown that WO simply ignored or played off "she's a young woman - she's having fun - blah blah blah". Michael sold the tapes of Lindsay PLEADING with him for help, etc. She started young, had no direction, no guidance and was leeched on and basically used up. We see this over and over and over again w/child stars. Again, I'm not defending her but I'm certainly not laying all the blame on her either.

Ta-ta!.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 12:45am.

Submitted by agirl on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 11:34am.

I love that quote.

Oh, guys! She's only 24! Let her grow up while I chase the media and make excuses to justify her behavior! Gosh!

What a tool. My parents would have cussed me out for a MILLIONTH of what this little brat has done. Then again, most parents don't HAVE TO blame everyone else and embarass themselves for their adult children. In fact, most people over the age of six years old KNOW that stealing is wrong. I'd love to be reading the little shithead's mind while she's out stealing people's shit, behind the wheel of a car piss drunk, stalking, or cutting lines on a toilet seat.

The fact that Lowdown Lohan has to LIE so much about her blatant guilt proves that she knows it's wrong.

Also put me in camp sick-of-hearing-about-what-potential-she-had. The only movies she was in that people remember are Mean Girls and The Parent Trap. Neither one of those roles required much talent. So she played both twins in The Parent Trap. Big fucking deal. Mean Girls was so successful because of everyone but Lindsay Lohan. Thank the fuck Christ for the supporting cast.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 12:25am.

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 1:11pm.

And you would see that I agree that White Oprah is a cunt and pimping out children is sick.

However, she waited until she was an adult to steal, drive on the wrong side of the road, and become a junkie all the while trying to frame innocent people ("that black guy did it!", anyone?).

I've known my share of people who have lost their way and came from broken homes. Generally, they don't fucking wait until they reach adulthood to act out.

Actually, Lindsay Lohan might have had an ounce of sympathy from me if she wasn't a cunt. Being a manipulative, irresponsible liar must be genetic in the ol' Lohan family.

Submitted by LynD on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 7:00pm.

PUTAS YOU SAID IT HONEY IT WAS NOT GODFATHER OR SHAKESPEARE IT WAS A FUCKEN TEEN FILM FROM THE EARLY 2000S!!!! SOO TIRED OF THE "WHAT A WASTED TALENT" COMMENTS ALSO..... AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON HER TERRIBLE WASTE OF A LYIN ASS MOTHER ATLEAST BILYRAY ADMITTED HE FUCKED UP SHE WILL GO DOWN TLL THE DAY SHE DIES DENYING IT.

LASTLY I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT SAM SEES IN HER... MAYBE IT IS THE DRUG CONNECTION? HER FAMLY HATES LINDSAY BUT SAM STILL SEEMS MORE GROUNDED... MAYBE SHE WAS REALLY DRUNK OR HIGH SO SHE DROVE HER HOME IDK.. I JUST DONT GET THE ATTRACTION... SHES NOT EVEN A PRETTY OR ATTRACTIVE GIRL.. I DONT KNOW

LynD

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 11:41am.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 3:54am.

The reason why I DON'T blame either of Lindsay Lohan's parents,.....is that she was basically an adult when she started fucking her life up.
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Uh, sorry but she was 11 when she did "The Parent Trap" and her media/fame whore parents had her in modelling since the age of 6.

WO is simply a narcissistic opportunistic bitch vicariously living through her daughter after her failed "Rockett" days. At the beginning of all this shitstorm, WO was basically ignoring LiLo while grooming the younger daughter Ali to follow in her footsteps. Now that LiLo's back in the spotlight, WO's all over it like white on rice.

As for Michael...well, he's Michael - need I say more?

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Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 11:36am.

White Oprah spews forth:

"The media has gotten nothing wrong..."

Typo or Freudian slip? Hmmmmmm.....!

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Submitted by agirl on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 10:04am.

"Let her grow up. She's 24, and that's not young, she's a young woman. I just think...to just breathe."

Well that clears things up, don't it?

I think the debbil has created a special level in hell (sub-basement and extra hot) for mothers like this one.

Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 7:59am.

SamRo may hate being associated with LiLo but she loves, loves, loves the access to LiLo's pill and coke stash. That kind of love trumps all.

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Submitted by oh dave on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 6:24am.

Yes, the "people that surround them" "get the business" alright. About Samantha Ronson, I guess she was running out of reasons to have that haggard scowl on her face all the time and needed a refresher. #why ?

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 6:08am.

When I was cruising around earlier I completely missed this post - read the ones before and after but just didn't see this one at all. Kinda kicking myself that I found it this time around.
No comment - I'll wait until they sentence Lil'Winona and then laugh myself sick.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 02/19/2011 - 2:24am.

I hate this shitbag because she is a corrupt, dishonest, and scheming enabler, but I don't hate her for what Lindsay Lohan's turned herself into.

Lowdown Lohan is no shrinking violet. She does a fine job at manipulation on her own. That Lowdown's equine hag for a mother speaks on her behalf any and every opportunity is why Dina Lohan is a waste of space. If her daughter so desired privacy, she wouldn't be talking to the media about it constantly.

The paparazzi may be assholes, but Lowdown Lohan tips them off every time she's out in public and pretends to hate the attention. Meanwhile, it's astounding how easy it is to avoid appearing in tabloids for many stars who are bigger names than she is. The tabloids, like everything else, is merely a scapegoat for what she's become.

The reason why I DON'T blame either of Lindsay Lohan's parents, regardless of how much a scumhole either one of them may be, is that she was basically an adult when she started fucking her life up. Delinquent children traumatized by their family life don't wait until they're filthy rich adults to misbehave. That's not how it works out in the real world.

The underlying conflict is that Lindsay Lohan is a brat who can sucker her way out of prison, which is unfortunately inconsistent with her being vulnerable enough to let her folks program her into a pathological liar, thief, junkie gutterqueen.

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Submitted by cake coke and cock on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 1:51pm.

I'm pretty sure Blohan's vadge is NORMALLY like that.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 1:29pm.
IF YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER, YOU WOULDN'T SHOW UP ON A FUCKING MORNING SHOW TO TALK ABOUT HER. MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS TO LA AND WATCH OVER YOUR DAUGHTER, YOU FUCKING ATTENTION MOTHER FUCKING WHORE!
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Submitted by PinkTransAm on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 9:54pm.

Charlie Sheen spoke the word Lohan! Get me on a show and make it quick! Mommys going clubbing this weekend!

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 8:18pm.

I don't know who the bigger attention whore is. Blohan or her mommy and daddy. Sam Ro is most likely hooking up with Blohan again to take the spotlight off her own drug use.

Submitted by Falmouth on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 6:52pm.

The great thing about that tweet is it promises more crackheaded entertainment by Lohan. She has zero willpower, even when the consequences are quite dire. The only thing that sort of works with her is a 24/7 ankle monitor.

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Submitted by Ninja Kitty on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 5:19pm.

Ali is totally busted too.. She looks about 40, and they claim she's 15 or 16?!

Submitted by fuckingclassy on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 4:49pm.

Czan someone explain to me what was the point of her coming on GMA>>>?????

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 4:09pm.

Two words for Lindsay and SamRO: Over.Dose.

Submitted by dlaugher on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 4:06pm.

where has white ope been these last few months? it's been nice and quiet. and she has four kids? i thought three. poor things.

as for samro. SICK OF HER as well! barf.

Submitted by Kabee on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 4:00pm.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 1:06pm.

I have samro pictured as a real screamer with one of those all consuming frenzy-to-paralyzed O's that destroy everything in their path
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Lol, EWWWWW, think I just threw up a little. To think I had a 3 day crush on her. Ugh.

Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 2:54pm.

Gotta love lesbian drama.
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Submitted by muffintops on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 2:41pm.

the mom says "She's 24, and that's not young, she's a young woman."... but she also says a few moments earlier "she's just a little girl who wants to work!".

nice.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:56pm.

And bitch won't be given a drug or alkie test - she gets to party on and scissor like she never stole or hijacked anyone's ass EVAH and like she's never done a line of coke in her life.

The end.

Selfish ass bitch and fuck SamRo for taking her home instead of dropping her off in front of a police station.

Dina - useless piece of human excrement.

Submitted by Seen around London on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:51pm.

Can she stop saying "I could care less" How much less can she possible care at this point? However if she is trying to act like nothing bothers her it is "I COULDN'T care less" So tired of dickheads and that expression.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:45pm.

hey Dina, NO ONE gets a "handbook" on parenting. But good parents know you don't do lines with your teenage daughter, and even (gasp) discipline their kids.

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:41pm.

Thanks Ophelia!
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Submitted by sofster101 on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:36pm.

24-year-old little girl... I see.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:34pm.

DRUG TEST HER TODAY!

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:29pm.

@Stoney
http://www.hollyscoop.com/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-probably-still-a-l...

Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:29pm.

Lies, denials, blame-shifting, and delusion is all I see when this trick opens her mouth.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:26pm.

Unbelievable.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/exclusive-michael-lohan-wr...

Submitted by Inigo Jones on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:25pm.

All empty platitudes.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:23pm.

@samantharonson

#U R Stupid, U R really so stupid.
#Fuck Off
#Die Lohans Die!

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:21pm.

Where did you read that, ophelia?

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 1:35pm.
SF, now you're grossing me out too. I prefer to think of them with a double-ender though a 220 volt magic wand is probably more realistic.
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I can't imagine someone as manly as Sam to actually allow penetration. Black leather strap-on for sure. Linds' vadge is a sore blistery place today. For some reason these conjectures are making me horny. *hangs head in shame*

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:18pm.

I was reading that she showed up at the club SamRo was at and was a acting a like a total mess so pretty much being her crackself, and had to be driven home. So she left her car behind. Probably a good thing. Actually,too bad she didn't get pulled over she needs something new for her portfolio.

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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 1:36pm.
FUCK these two cunts!!! ENOUGHT ALREADY!!!!!
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I think that is what they were doing!

Submitted by putas on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:11pm.

and ll TWITTING her 'grief' over Robert Altman's death. She worked with him for 20 seconds right?

And one last thing.. It is SO FUCKING CORNY to hear the 'JUST BREATHE' being bleated out by another (non) celebrity. Just no. Is this some pop zen? GHEY (as my 12 year old cousin would write) It's hackneyed, cheesy and no one wants to hear it AGAIN. It doesn't make you look deep or spiritual it makes you look and sound like a CUNT

Submitted by sarah990 on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:09pm.

"Lindsay just wants everyone to leave us alone" Than why the fuck are you on Good Morning America bitch?

Submitted by putas on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:09pm.

textbook narcissist. I feel sorry for none of these cunts. And i am sick to fucking death of people who bang on about 'what a shame LL is such a TALENT' Fucking idiots. mean Girls was not fucking Shakespeare. It was a high school movie not hard to act there. They must be referring to Freak Friday.

And Ronson is a fucking nut too. She acts indignant and upset over all of this LL attention and she is a classic enabler. Fuck them all, hard and dry. Over it.

Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:06pm.

FUCK these two cunts!!! ENOUGHT ALREADY!!!!!

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