Bieber Goes Down

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:47am.

I agree with the people who have said that tweens need to dream...I, myself, pathetically, sang into my hairbrush in the 80's to Andy Gibb and Shaun Cassidy!

Not to mention The Knack and Loverboy...:)

On New Year's Eve this year, I was with my family and when NKOTB and that other boy band came on as geriatrics, my sister-in-law got up and danced and while I knew all the songs, I realized that I had been listening to them on the radio while driving to work while she had been in high school and had their posters on her walls!

They seem to have come out relatively fine, with a few exceptions.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:40am.

What is this gay prom thingie? How do you contribute?

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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

Submitted by Goldshift on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 12:17pm.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:55am.

Kind of feel sorry for this Justin kid. No one over age 19 gives a shit what he does. And we all know the music biz can be a creepy pedo world filled with people demanding certain favors for stardom. If this kid was dumb enough to think selling a piece of his soul for some fame was worth it, he will be very bummed when even his young fans stop caring.

I know this sounds creepy, but I get the feeling Beeber is still around because some record producer/ deal maker with cash has pedo intentions. Hope I am wrong. But there are just too many stories out there regarding young guys having to prove how badly they want to make it in music.
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Sadly, you're not wrong. Bieber has the dreaded MK ULTRA Project Blue Bird tattoo on his stomach. There is this video where there are all these prescription drugs behind him and he is talking in an alternate personality. Someone's using him alright: http://todayon-sicksadworld.blogspot.com/2011/01/justin-bieber-says-hes-...

Submitted by Infamous on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 11:49am.

LOL

www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 9:37am.

Damn! What is the Big Gay Prom?!? I want IN! All the cool people are there! *SOBS!*

♥ Threadkilla!
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.~Bertrand Russell

Submitted by DeeDee2 on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 9:33am.

What Noir Easter said.

Every generation has their teen idols, and Bieber is this tween generation's heartthrob. He didn't come up through the Disney/Nickelodeon merchandising machine, and he actually seems to have some talent. I like his song "U Smile." He's a lot easier on the eyes than the Jonas Brothers; the oldest two are rather unfortunate looking, IMHO.

And, as Noir Easter said, Bieber's better than the Kardashians and most of the other "stars" around these days. Let the little girls dream.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:52am.

This kid is beyond overexposed and that is really the only reason I hate on him so much. That and the fact that he puts on this fake bad ass rapper accent and demeanor. Being from Canada, I can attest to the fact that no one here talks like that.

Can't wait til this hype blows over.

Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 6:36am.

Submitted by Noir Easter
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Cosign. He's truly harmless, and in 10 nobody will be interested in him anyways.

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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK

Submitted by kacky on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:41am.

Cheerleaders are gross and creepy.

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:34am.

@Noir Easter:
I totally sign off on this. Good post.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:27am.

See him fix his fine coif as soon as he got up? Ha!

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 5:26am.

THANK YOU , LC!!!

Love,
Mabel
xoxoxo!!

BIG GAY PROM 2011 -- HALL OF FAME DONORS!!:
Evil Shoe
Terri
IslandGirl
Kimberly
Eileenie McMeanie
Mr. Mercury
Kathleen
Sonah
Sookie
Albatross
SpiceD
Rosespring
Sonne
Kokoskitten
Thats_Real_Mature
Kelli
LunaChick
Michael K
Phoenix
Joe Shmoe
Queenie BK
Snarla
S&F
Prefer Not To Say
Jon W
Mabel Scares Me
DH
Gen
Whole Lotto Luv
LongIslandLolita
JayHawks97 (Jessica McNickle)
UltraBaroque
CathlicScholGirl
Momus The Sarcastic
Little Rascal
Hexe
Cookie-Slore
V V
Beb
Clairey Claire
Dee
Stan Hooper
Evil Shoe (again!)
Atomic City
Miami Bartendress
Caprica 6
Sluttsville aka Slitty McGingepants
Stefan (from GVGA)
Fauve
Bjork You
Kieranx
Ford Prefect
Merry 12
Coonie
No Words
DjiBuddah
Babybunny
Scary Monsters
LC! - New!

Submitted by TriptheLight on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 4:18am.

I don't know. Common's a grown ass man and Biebs is practically a fetus. I mean, how easy is it to knock over a small child? Not very, and about as rewarding, too. Eh, he's just a kid.

Submitted by sunny on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:52am.

by the way...I actually dont hate Justin Bieber.....I dont love him, but I think he does have some talent

Submitted by sunny on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 2:50am.

well maybe putting Beiber in a plastic bubble is a bit much...although I think he should PLAY the JOhn Travolta role in a remake of the movie Boy In The Plastic Bubble....

OMG perfect casting for sure...

But at the very least I would recommend Justin Bieber be transported from event to event while sitting on a satin pillow inside a little curtained caravan thingy carried by 10 slave guys and that one should also be fanning him and feeding him peeled grapes...

I think that should be sufficent
Oh of course Beiberettes should lay flat on ground before this procession so that they can be cushioning for the slave guys to walk on so that Prince Beiber won't feel any jostles along the way

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:25am.

Kind of feel sorry for this Justin kid. No one over age 19 gives a shit what he does. And we all know the music biz can be a creepy pedo world filled with people demanding certain favors for stardom. If this kid was dumb enough to think selling a piece of his soul for some fame was worth it, he will be very bummed when even his young fans stop caring.

I know this sounds creepy, but I get the feeling Beeber is still around because some record producer/ deal maker with cash has pedo intentions. Hope I am wrong. But there are just too many stories out there regarding young guys having to prove how badly they want to make it in music.

" Avoid crack, unless you can manage it socially." --Carlos

Submitted by Noir Easter on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 1:19am.

Awww, all this hate on the Beebs.
The lil fuck is as harmless as they come and harmless doesn't come often.

No piss stain or purity rings, no fucktarded costumes, no violence or drug themes, no racy theatrics, no gimmicks, etc.,.
Let the kiddies have this one. He wasn't meant for us anyway.
They need something better than what we've been giving them. Nasty assed Mormsen, Cyrus, C Brown, Kardashians by the ton, the paid-for pretentiously arrogant assed Smiths and the pandering Jonas.
He's just an ordinary looking kid, with a cap on, singing little kiddie songs.

I hope he sticks around. Preferably not on a site like this, but still, just somewhere accessable to the kids so long as he stays decent.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 12:49am.

Slow news day?

Don't get me wrong, I hate Bieber and his textbook case of "protests much" but I don't find this very exciting. I'd find it more exciting if someone finally asked him why he tries so hard to prove that he's into snatch.

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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)

Submitted by Zonko on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 12:44am.

Goddamn, that was a beautiful clip.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 10:46pm.

They totally had the chance to crush him like a bug and they didn't?

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by zomay on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 9:55pm.

Beeber is so second week of May 2010.

" Avoid crack, unless you can manage it socially." --Carlos

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 9:53pm.

Aww I got kicked off mabels list!!

Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 9:52pm.

Who watches this shitfest?

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 9:42pm.

WHY ARE WE BEING PUNISHED SO HEINOUSLY?

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Submitted by Puto on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 8:13pm.

I thought it was gonna be a photo of Bieber in Usher's crotch.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 8:06pm.

Updated List ---

BIG GAY PROM 2011 -- HALL OF FAME DONORS!!:
Evil Shoe
Terri
IslandGirl
Kimberly
Eileenie McMeanie
Mr. Mercury
Kathleen
Sonah
Sookie
Albatross
SpiceD
Rosespring
Sonne
Kokoskitten
Thats_Real_Mature
Kelli
LunaChick
Michael K
Phoenix
Joe Shmoe
Queenie BK
Snarla
S&F
Prefer Not To Say
Jon W
Mabel Scares Me
DH
Gen
Whole Lotto Luv
LongIslandLolita
JayHawks97 (Jessica McNickle)
UltraBaroque
CathlicScholGirl
Momus The Sarcastic
Little Rascal
Hexe
Cookie-Slore
V V
Beb
Clairey Claire
Dee
Stan Hooper
Evil Shoe (again!)
Atomic City
Miami Bartendress
Caprica 6
Sluttsville aka Slitty McGingepants
Stefan (from GVGA)
Fauve
Bjork You
Kieranx
Ford Prefect
Merry 12
Coonie
No Words
DjiBuddah
Babybunny
Scary Monsters! -New!

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 8:01pm.

Thank you, Scary Monsters!!!

MABEL LOVES YOU!!!!

Love,
Mabel
xoxoxo!

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 7:28pm.

We must be in our last days, cause i actually agree with two of Poopele`s posts in one day...
*Checks sky for falling birds and turns on faucet to see if the water runs red*

fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.

Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 7:37pm.

Submitted by BabyJane on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 8:09pm.

So glad the Jonas Bros are over.

Uh oh. I don't think his will necessarily make you very happy, but the middle Jonas bro is making an album and from the looks of who he's working with, he is aiming for chart domination and lots of radio air play. God help us!

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 7:26pm.

I found this to be really hilarious.

Side note: There are Ritz crackers on the front desk of the office. Just out and without a care in the world. If I went to grab some and eat them, would I be wrong? They're like out in the open and that's usually a sign that it's "Snack Time" - right?
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

Submitted by Rabdkitty on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 7:07pm.

Bwahahaha! Eat it ya little shit!

Submitted by BabyJane on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 6:39pm.

That was o so mean of Common to knock him down and not check if he was okay. But it was just as satisfying and funny to watch. I don't hate on the Bieb. Just tired of the over saturation. His 15 are almost up I think. So glad the Jonas Bros are over.

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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.

Submitted by LunaChick on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:54pm.

I probably laughed a bit too loud at that.

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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"

Submitted by yucko on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:44pm.

Someone in the neighborhood is grilling food, and I can smell the charcoal and it smells grrreat. And now I'm getting hungry.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:43pm.

I HATE THIS CHILD.

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I like living this way. I like loving this way.

Submitted by Dixie McCall on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:41pm.

BTW, is it just me, or does anyone else think this kid looks like Linda Blair when she was younger?

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:36pm.

I think MK has a personal interest in Bieber...it's certainly not reader demand causing the Bieberspam.
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:33pm.

I thought this was Calvin Klein's new boyfriend for a half-second. There's a strong resemblance.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:32pm.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 6:03pm.

I'll just deliver it myself. Mmmmmmmm, Common. So delish.

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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

Submitted by Dixie McCall on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:29pm.

Shit, yet Another Bieber post. Yawn.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:29pm.

To much Bieber on this site lately.

Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:21pm.

Why are they letting babies crawl around a basketball court during a game?

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:16pm.

Bitch goes down, indeed! Poor lesbeaver...nah.

Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:11pm.

This site is looking bad posting this disney crap.

Submitted by parkerj on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:01pm.

Can't blame Common, looks like he totally didn't even see the toddler when he knocked into him.

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"Bye, Whore" -MK

Submitted by guest on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 4:51pm.

lol. & his hair stayed coiffed the entire game.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 4:40pm.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:21pm.

mmmm. maybe?
We had nacho bake, I'll save some for us.
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MMmmmm, nacho bake!!

*puts on bib*

"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 4:40pm.

I bet some of the Laker Girls have kids as old as the Bieb.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 4:33pm.

Anyone have Common's address. I'll send the muffin basket and sign the thank you card with "The World".

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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin

Submitted by mbar on Sun, 02/20/2011 - 4:26pm.

That's really fucking funny. Like, I took balls to the face and such many a time in my school days. Football to the face, volleyball to the face. So getting nudged onto the floor ain't shit compares to that stingy bloated feeling your face gets when some asshole throws a soaring ball at you.