How Dare They Treat Faye Dunaway Like This!!!!!!
By "they" I mean the flight attendants of some US airline and not her plastic surgeons. Page Six has an extremely disturbing piece today about how a group of beauty-hating flight attendants tortured international legend Faye Dunaway by refusing to upgrade her to first class and teasing her with wire hangers. May the wheels of those flight attendants' metal carts get stuck in the aisles (like Faye's brows in that picture above) every time a big ole' bitch needs to pass to pee.
A seasoned flight attendant at an unnamed airline tells Page Six that they dubbed Faye "THE BITCH" after she threw several in-flight tantrums that made hos wish they could take a page out of Steven Slater's I QUIT THIS BITCH handbook by sliding down the evacuation slide for more peaceful pastures. The flight attendant says that they got so fed up with Faye's acts of cuntery that they denied her upgrades and put fire on her hole by taunting her. Here's the dark-sided tale from the flight attendant's mouth:
Before she boarded one early-'90s flight to London's Heathrow, the stewardess claims that airline management contacted flight attendants and ground staff and told them that under no circumstances should they upgrade Dunaway. "This was the only time this ever happened in my career," she said. Sure enough, Dunaway turned up at JFK with a coach ticket to London and demanded an upgrade.The stewardess told us, "She was a total bitch, screaming at everyone and saying, 'Don't you know who I am?' But we refused and sat her at the front of coach, where she could see there were seats free in business and first class, which made her even more furious. When we brought out the meal service, she snapped, 'I am not eating,' as if we would care."
But the attendant added that the flight crew -- taking a cue from "Mommy Dearest," in which Dunaway played a monstrous Joan Crawford who railed, "No wire hangers, ever!" -- got their revenge. "When she fell asleep, one steward said, 'I'm going to get that bitch' and grabbed a bunch of wire hangers and put them on the seat next to her. All the other passengers were snickering. When she woke up as the plane landed, she was wide-eyed with fury, and looked around [for] whom to blame but had no idea who did it. Then she got up and did yoga in the aisle to calm herself down."
Faye Dunaway has been nominated for OSCARS for her tantrums! Studio heads have paid Faye tens of millions of dollars to flare her nostrils and open the portal to hell by widening her eyes in front of the camera! And Faye gave those ungrateful bitches a taste of her theater live and in person, and this is how they reward her?! This is the kind of shit you only see on the silver screen (or at 3am on Starz when Supergirl comes on)! They should've pulled $11 out of their pocket books and stuffed it in her ass crack while she did the downward dog in middle of the aisle!
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Stories abound on Diva Dunaway's outrageous behavior. Some are well documented (that telephone message to a reporter, the time she went bat shit crazy on Polanski) -- but I'm sure others are completely fabricated.
Anyway, I like an imperious and delusional diva, and Faye fits the bill magnificently. Too bad she messed up her face and had those ridiculously large veneers put on.
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Submitted by kicking on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 1:27pm.
She treated everyone like pheasants.
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bahaha! typo but I like it :)
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by kicking on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 1:27pm.
She treated everyone like pheasants.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:31pm.
Uncle BF: YOu have kids with Autism? Me too, two boys.
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Count me in the club. I also have two sons with autism.
Wow… Could it be that autism is caused by D-Listed?! 8^0
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Son with Autism here too!! We should form our own club!
Submitted by kicking on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 1:27pm.
She treated everyone like pheasants.
Sorry, this made me giggle because I'm immature like that. :) I just don't get where people get off thinking that the world is here to cater to their royal asses just because people know who they are. Thanks for sharing.
arg. This wench makes my blood boil. Her son used to go to a private school in my town, and during parents weekend (when other HUGE stars, Kings, heads of State, etc), would come into town to visit their kids- she was the ONLY one who acted like a complete diva. She would go to the local fitness center to work out and SCREAM at people who she thought were looking at her. She treated everyone like pheasants.
one easter season- miss diva DEMANDED that a really sweet woman (who worked in a local gourmet candy shop), leave her family and children on easter morning to deliver a basket to her son at school. The woman didnt even get a thank you.
after that- the town refused her any services. (Hotels/motels became "booked", restaurants had huge waiting lists, and the local fitness center became under-staffed...) I hope she had to sleep in her car!
She's married to Peter Wolf?!!?!?! When did that happen? How I would LOVE to hear her scream "Where's the KALE!". Now there's menopausal cuntery at it's best!!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:31pm.
Uncle BF: YOu have kids with Autism? Me too, two boys.
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Count me in the club. I also have two sons with autism.
Wow… Could it be that autism is caused by D-Listed?! 8^0
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I've got maple syrup on my table so I'm good.
I don't have much of a problem on giving up my seat so someone can sit together if I'm flying alone and unless I have a window seat. I get really claustrophobic if I'm not sitting by a window so in that case the couple can go fuck themselves. *shrug*
Rocket:
Because I am a man and I often fly alone, when I am asked to give up my seat, I tell the gay steward that I will move for first class and and entry into the mile high club.
Works like a charm! ;)
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Because I am a woman and I sometimes fly alone - more than once attendants have asked if I would give up my seat so a "couple" could sit together. I always say that I will do that if they will move me to first class - it has worked everytime. So if you are ever asked to do this, try the first class request.
There are SO MANY stories about Faye being a cunt.
Some people think that by walking around like they are royalty, people around them will recognize them as such, and kowtow. There IS something to that, but I still have to work out the details of how it works.
Most VIPs are tyrannical assholes with inflated egos. It has to be managed very carefully: you have to be display dominance but still be likeable.
But I thought Madge was the one who does yoga on plane aisles? Pfft.
Faye is still obviously limber enough to steal one of her signature moves.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
The FD encounter stories are great. love the real life dirt on celebs! :D
P.S. What an over entitled bitch.
The reason European actresses look better than American ones as they get older is because they don't fight the aging as much and allow their bodies to gain weight as they age, instead of remaining pencil thin and carrying around that sunken in face syndrome that strikes at the heart of Hollywood...only to be filled in with implants that make the situation even worse!
I could name names, but I shan't!
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Haha, Mickey, thanks for the props, I don't really care about attention from men, it's just a matter of being invisible in society in the US....
As far as pets being treated better in air travel, so true...when I travel with my dog on Jet Blue, he gets a nametag on his carrier and is treated like royalty, better than myself!
Probably because they have charged me over one hundred fucking dollars to shove him under my seat in the area that other people shove their stuff for free!
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Maybe I am not on long enough flights, but I have flown many times with my daughter and she is always quiet. Even on short flights we just watch a movie with headphones on my laptop.
Faye lives in my neighborhood and she is notorious for going batshit crazy. I have seen her Scream at a Mexican clerk in Koo Koo Roo and throw a bag of food across the room. I saw her in the gay Pavillions on Santa Monica screaming in the produce dept, "WHERE'S the KALE?"
The Great Bette Davis was right about Faye. "Miss Dunaway is not a professional at all!...She's always late and doesn't know her lines. No, she is impossible and everyone in the Industry knows it."
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 1:58am.
As cliché as this may sound: it's all in the head. When I was younger I dreaded aging. Now that I am more seasoned, I feel stronger than ever. Probably because my new-found self-awareness shows on the outside, I get a lot more positive reinforcement and attention from men than I did when I was an attractive twenty-something filled with self-hatred. So no worries, Centy, in this respect you can be/stay master of your own universe.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Thanks to everyone for all the stories about fugly Faye. Gossip at its finest.
eta: She looks like a grimacing monkey. :(
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:31pm.
Uncle BF: YOu have kids with Autism? Me too, two boys.
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Count me in the club. I also have two sons with autism.
As for air travel, never have I tried to take my kids on an airplane but they would behave to the best of their abilities. I wouldn't allow them to kick seats or run in the aisles but that's common sense. Well, it used to be. If you want good service from mean stewardesses, take your pet with you on the flight. When I brought my cat over, they took me to the front of the line to get through customs (this was many years ago, doubt they'd do this now). LOL, they knew who my cat was. ;) I doubt they'd do that with my kids, which is perfectly ok.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 1:51am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 1:43am.
"Why do American actresses look so horribly pathetic when they age, and European ones (Sophia, Catherine, Helen etc.) look so classy?"
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In Vanity Fair, it was said that Grace wanted to go out of Hollywood with a bang, Cinderella, she didn't love Ranier, she loved Oleg Cassini, but he was not suitable at the time. Although we all know how that turned out, but she was a Princess for a time.
I remember Ava Gardner moved to France when she aged, she said that older woman were appreciated in Europe and denigrated in the US.
I agree. Not for myself as of yet, but I can see it coming.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 1:43am.
"Why do American actresses look so horribly pathetic when they age, and European ones (Sophia, Catherine, Helen etc.) look so classy?"
Southern European actresses, especially, seem to get better with age because they embrace life. No diets, but eating good food in moderation and minimally invasive cosmetic procedures. These are the things that make them seem more real than aging American actresses.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Why do American actresses look so horribly pathetic when they age, and European ones (Sophia, Catherine, Helen etc.) look so classy?
Faye is scary.
I'm with Grace Kelly, Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn, who were vehement about not aging on the Silver Screen.
At least they don't have The Eyes of Laura Mars on their CV's.
Although that flick is a fucking classic!
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Submitted by kieranx on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:30pm.
Great story. Thanks for sharing.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
That nasty bitch should have been stuffed in one of the overhead bins.
She was at a restaurant in Boston a few years ago and starting throwing rolls at the waiter because she didn't like her appetizer. She needs meds and a long nap at a rest home. That behavior is inexcusable.
"I dread seeing that we have a male gay attendant, they can make for a miserable flight."
IrishFury, as wonderful as you tell us you are, I'm sure those gay male flight attendants would tell a different story. I just wish the cunty gay male who runs this joint would serve you what you deserve. Filthy antigay smug kunt!
Submitted by bourgie on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:50pm.
OK Correction, only losers use that line! lol!!!!!
Spalding Grey committed suicide didn't he?
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Haha, I totally agree, only major losers use that line, and in my teens and early twenties I was that major loser....I would NEVER use it now, even if I became famous!
Spalding Grey was bipolar and had a bad head injury and was in constant pain, he committed suicide by jumping off the Staten Island Ferry at night to drown.
He succeeded.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 10:18pm.
Well, if they ever send you to Hood for Training, give me a holla!!!
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
When I fly in south america, I am the only blonde on the plane, but its nice because they are culturally less 'advanced' than americans and they parent their kids and respect other passengers.
If you're a parent traveling with young kids, give them cough syrup--they'll survive. If you don't have kids and don't want to hear others' kids, bring headphones or ear buds. If a kid is kicking your seat, ask the flight attendant to handle it. If all of that's too much, stay home.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 10:16pm.
Hotmami, where ya heading stateside?? They are sending the Hubs to Korea for a year this summer...
Fort Lewis! I'm sooo excited, I'll be just two states away from my family and friends. I haven't been to Korea yet. I can't imagine how hard it must be being a military wife.
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
-Me, according to Jack
To me plane travel is hell on earth. There will always be a screaming baby on the plan, and it will be in the seat behind me. There will be parents who enjoy plane travel because they don't have to parent their kids for 4 hours. Those brats will be in the seat in front of me staring at me and making faces for the whole flight.
And then theirs the 800 pounder who sits next to me and lifts up the armrest so their fat ass can squish over into my seat--yes, it happened.
Hotmami, where ya heading stateside?? They are sending the Hubs to Korea for a year this summer...
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
ImpertinentVixen-I do too-one boy. I know there is a dlister with an ASD, and I am pretty sure there are other parents of auties on here, but my memory is the shits, so...
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
ImpertinentVixen-I do too-one boy. I know there is a dlister with an ASD, and I am pretty sure there are other parents of auties on here, but my memory is the shits, so...
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
I haven't traveled with mine yet, but I will be in August to take a damn near 24 hour flight back to the States to head to my next assignment.
Sooo not looking forward to it. That said, annoying kids are one thing, but whipped parents are worse.
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
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i read Faye Dunaway's auto-biography - full of lies from back to front, i am sure, but mildly entertaining for a night or towo. I was just trying to find out how she ended up married to Peter Wolf of the J. Geils Band. he seems sooo much more loveable than she does.
thus begins and ends my interest in Ms. Dunaway.
my kid is a great traveller, been to Argentina, Denmark, etc and knows who to behave.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:19pm.
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I'm sorry. I don't like kids, I won't lie. That's why I don't have any and I shouldn't be forced to be bothered by other people's kids either. Maybe that would only be possible in a perfect world, yes, and I won't stop flying because of it (I have no choice anyway...) but that doesn't mean parents have the right to be all high and mighty at me if I dare not to be amused by their precious little sproglets' antics.
As for the seatkicking thing, how hard is to gather your 1000 children before leaving home and saying 'listen, you don't kick seats because that's rude'? It doesn't take superhuman parenting skills. Besides, kicking seats is a dumb entertainment for kids anyway - if a kid kicks a seat a) he's not so smart to begin with b) he's a bratty little thing who gets off on annoying other people.
The only thing she has going for her is good set of choppers. she used to be so pretty...Dam getting old sucks...The diva act is too tired. No one does give a crap anymore. Hell, if any actor/actress pulled that tantrum, I'd tell them to kiss my ass.
UGH! Beat it, mean old FayeDunawayface!
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This bitch is the one person who still uses "don't you know who I am????!" I was in Line at FedEx on Sunset Blvd one day when this bitch comes in and storms up to the front of the line like she should be helped next because she USED to be a famous actress. The next agent refused to help her (probably because we would all kill his ass if he did) and she pulled out the old "don't you know who i am!???"
line. The agent said to her "yes but I don't care. Go to the end of the line and wait like everyone else" round of applause!!!!!
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I'M DONESVILLE!
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Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
So, old girl doesn't want to pay for first class, but always expects it? Hmm.... I would have liked to deny it to her myself.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:56pm.
If you don't believe me, hit this link:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lpiDRDaH-mU/S-cJ8TIa5NI/AAAAAAAASNw/4WGyiPwEL3...
TWINS!!!!
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Where do you find these things?
Pic would make a great avie!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury: "If you don't believe me, hit this link:
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Mr. Mercury, in front of a reporter!!!
The problem with Faye is her teefs.
and might i suggest noise cancellation head phones (not cheap but nice) to people who are annoyed with kiddie screaming on planes? It won;t go away but it helps to have the plan b. That or some pills to take for the flight haha
Are those fucking full on dentures?!
Why did her once high cheekbones slide down to the middle of her face?
And I think most airline crew (on AA at least) are supreme cunts. I hate those angry harridans who hate the world. Maybe if the airlines still had those hotness/youth requirements they'd be nicer and it'd keep them on their toes. I KID. But not really. A lot of angry old bitches on American. I sort of feel for Faye getting fucked with by the crew.. SORT of..
Submitted by bourgie on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 8:21pm.
So the rags pulled out the "Do you know who I am?" shit again? That's a dead giveaway that this is a tabloid story. Hardly anyone uses that expression.
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Oh please.
kieranx: "I have a Faye Dunaway story if anyone wants to read."
Oops; I scrolled down and read it. Delicious.
I'll repeat this story: A friend of mine had a colleague who was interning for Dunaway. She slapped him because he brought her clementines and not the one fruit she'd ordered.
(Sylvia Miles pulled a star turn with me. Sylvia. Miles.)