Open Post: Hosted By An Independent 5-Year-Old Woman
Who ever thinks that all little girls want to grow up to be fairy princesses and live in castles made of ice cream cones need to watch this clip of a 5-year-old girl who means business. This serious business woman in training is letting all prospective husbands know that she's not going to look at an engagement ring (made from Red Vines) until her piggy bank gets a bi-weekly visit from direct deposit!
Homegirl is going to tune out wedding bells until she gets a full-time job as a dinosaur trainer, SpongeBob's assistant or Justin Bieber's au pair. Until then, no DICE.
And really, what are they putting in titty leche these days that makes kids so smart in the brains? When I was 5 years old, I could barely get past C during my ABCs, let alone read cue cards and memorize lines my mom told me to say in front of a camera. Come to think of it, what does come after C?
via TDW
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Ok, mom... nice using your child to make your point to your ex or soon-to-be-ex or whatever.
I'm calling "coached" here.
All that splicing, editing and repeating the same emphasized thing, tough talking on shit she knows nothing about.
Didn't think it was cute at all.
*muah*
Yeah, AND?
That's what I tell my daughters all the time. Get an education, have lots of fun with your friends, date lots of different people, get a good job and THEN find a really nice guy to marry.
(And yeah, if they find a nice woman to marry, that's fine by me, too.)
Maybe her strident tone is a bit much for a 5 year old, but I don't see anything wrong with the message.
My 11 year old sister could learn a few things from this twat. She's 11 and doesn't even have a job!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This badass little heifer is my new favorite EVERYTHING.
~-*+*-~
"You're smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard." ~ Cordelia Chase
I got my Tempur-Pedic bed Saturday.
Best.
Sleep.
EVER!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 2:12pm.
guest - Seriously. I was shocked at how sexual little girls clothes are these days. I mean, REALLY?
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ikr?!!!
"not so fast tom ryan..."
FTW!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/22/2011 - 2:09pm.
"Come to think of it, what does come after C?"
UNT!
LOL m.e.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
guest - Seriously. I was shocked at how sexual little girls clothes are these days. I mean, REALLY?
Snideychick sez:
I just felt a flicker of hope for the next generation.
guess her momma told her huh.
& speaking of 5 year olds, was getting gas the other day & there was this over sexualized little girl going into the store with her dad. it was toddlers & tiaras talent portion irl. could not believe it. it was a serious double take.
my hub goes jonbenet two. it was that bad.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Why all the hate? That's incredibly cute!
"Come to think of it, what does come after C?"
UNT!
my 4 year old daughter just watched that with me and said "that doesnt even make any sense"
i concur. i concur.
Jacko - that is teh suck! Of course, yesterday was a forced Holiday for my work. Have to take off with no pay. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. And nothing in the near future till May here too.
run suri!!! the scientologists are coming..........
Nothing extraordinary going on here, just a little girl parroting her mother.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
little girls parents taught her well. Now see her rebel against them at puberty and date one hobo after another.
WTH...she is dead serious. Wonder what they have been tellng her at home. To be fair I never grew up wanting a fairytale wedding or even getting married I never even wanted kids until recently.
This little girl is on point! She ain't sayin' she a gold digga, but she ain't messin' with no broke..well you know the rest lol!
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
no 3 day weekend here... our next holiday/paid day off is fucking memorial day.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Did everyone get a three day weekend???
At first I thought this was Suri Cruise. LMAO!
Someone's been filling that little girls head with some serious shit.
this girl has more brains than my 15 yo does...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
What a dyke!
Sad. Anyhow I believe marriage should be outlawed altogether.