Danny Pintauro is 7 Inches?

Canada.com claims that Who's the Boss star, Danny Pintauro, has posted a personal ad on a popular unnamed gay dating site. Danny who played Jonathan on the 80's sitcom came out of the closet years ago. He's 30 now and says he's “sexy, passionate, fun, verbal, obedient (and) open to anything.”

He says he's around 7 inches and doesn't smoke, but likes to drink. Sorry, I need to stop. How is this news? It isn't. I should've waited to post this under tomorrow's "Who Cares?" news, but I'm just going to go with it. That all being said, I'd hit it from the front and back.

And what would Mona have to say about this? You know her ass was into some kinkeee business.