Needs More F Bombs
Here's the red-band (aka NSFW) trailer for Bad Teacher, which stars A-Rod's part-time roid pimple pincher as a gold digging, weed smoking high school teacher who is trying to win a bonus so that she can buy titty bags and win the heart of a rich substitute played by Justin Timberlake.
Yeah, I know you liked this better when it starred Jack Black and was called School of Rock, but is it wrong that I'd probably sneak into this after buying a ticket for a more respectable movie like Mr. Popper's Penguins? The trailer promises a cornucopia of fucks, limited amounts of Justin Timberlake, Jason Segel's ball sack, child abuse and Cameron Diaz doing what she does best: puffin' that good shit pipe. It can't go wrong (but it probably will anyway)!