QOTD: Why George Clooney Won't Run For Office
George Clooney has been spending time in the Sudan trying to help the people free themselves from their government, so naturally some think that he might have political asspirations (an ass always stays, as does that typo). But the Norma Rae of the Sudan isn't trying to become president of anything. Unless there's a position available as president of bong water. George tells Newsweek (via HuffPo):
"I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth. (A savvy political figure) would start from the beginning by saying, 'I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let's talk about issues.' That's gonna be my campaign slogan: 'I drank the bong water.' "
George has humped on a lot of baby chickens and has filled his body with enough mind-altering substances to keep Charlie Sheen occupied for about 10 minutes. Right? That's pretty much what every politician writes under the "extracurricular activities" section of their resume. George and I must be watching a different channel, because he's perfect for the job. Sign him up!
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@Clooney, Hank Moody in "Californication" you ain't!
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I think it's extremely odd that George never talks about his marriage or that his ex-wife never talks about him. Some bad shit must have gone down to turn him off on marriage so completely or maybe he realizes he doesn't make a good husband.
I fucked too many chicks
I hate when men do this. Yeah, trying too hard as someone pointed out. But also just plain LAME. Might as well say he "banged a lot of broads." Yeah, yeah, George, you're a stud, a sex machine, and we're all impressed. Now STFU and stop embarrassing yourself.
If he gets elected to congress he'll belong to an elite 5%
http://www.scrippsnews.com/node/49955
And I could care less about this guy. He is so MEH.
would.not.fuck
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The only difference in politicians from back in the day and now is that we have a million ways to communicate (Twatter, FB, MySpace, texting etc...) the fuckery.
The politicians have always been this skanky, it just took the covered wagons longer to get it around and sometimes it never made it cause the shit took too long to gossip about.
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Dude, we live a new age of politics. A candidate who is upfront with his past has a better shot than a hypocritical liar. He should run for congress at least.
I thought that was Sanjaya!!
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Perhaps the real reason is that George has had too many 'sausages' in the mouth - and up the culo????
Snideychick says:
drank the bong wate "
Liertianrian for sure.
too drunk to give a fuck about spelling
Please run for office, George, and make your "hairdresser" your wing man. Politics will become so much more stylish that way.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
For the life of me, I can't see what his appeal is. And maybe I am lacking a clue, but I don't see how he could be confused for straight.
The "fucked too many chicks" and leather-vest-with-brooches combo = GAY for SURE.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:48pm.
Yup. (I like your Ivy League/boat shoes image.)
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Submitted by Falmouth on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:37pm.
Agreed. I'm pretty sure 98.75% of actors would suck as politicians because they're pretty self-absorbed and ill-informed. I would hope our politicians are educated, have experience, are open to ideas, etc. Sometimes, it seems we give way too much credit to a lot of politicians because of their backgrounds, families, and all that. I'm just a jaded policy wonk - if someone without an Ivy League education who doesn't wear freakin' boat shoes has some good ideas, bring it.
Just open to the possibilities, is all. (Not Georgie, lol)
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:29pm.
I wasn't aware his dad ran for office. You learn something new everyday. :P
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 11:29pm.
I hear you about democracy but how about a little education or a track record running an organization or a company? Putting on makeup, reading lines that others have written, and pretending to be someone else aren't good skills to lead a people or make life-and-death decisions.
There are a few exceptions but most actors barely got out of high school (if that).
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 10:41pm.
So true. He gets asked that question in a lot of interview because his dad ran for office and because of his own involvement in politics and humanitarianism, and I remember this being the answer years ago. (I had a huge crush on him that I got over.) This answer is old, stale, and stupid.
Not saying he'd make a good candidate, but this whole stick to an actor bullshit - please. Politicians are the biggest actors of all, come from all walks of life and education levels, and enter politics with varying experience. If snowbilly idjits with an inadequate education can run for office (and not finish their term), why not an actor who's at least been beyond the US? Last time I checked, this was a fuckin' democracy. Just sayin'
That being said, Elisabutterface wouldn't make a very convincing first "lady."
My ex is a big time politician now (no, I won't say who or where). Part of the reason I said goodbye to him........haahhaha. I'd ruin his career in 30 seconds flat...
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"I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs....
Did this stop Bill Clinton...I think not.
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 10:32pm.
I really want to know who he thinks he's impressing. With George Clooney, all of these actors, and all of these rock stars always flaunting how much sex they've had or how great they are at it, we've seen some examples of what they've slept with. The only thing they're proving is that they'll stick their cock in a bowl of soup if it was still warm and couldn't identify a pre-op tranny from a lineup.
He's just so in love with himself.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 10:29pm.
The "I fucked too many chicks" line just echoes with desperation. Someone's insecure with his masculinity and needs to talk like a big man.
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Exactly. Not to mention, "fucking too many chicks" while living much of his life as a bachelor isn't exactly something people wouldn't expect from a handsome actor. Um, I think they'd forgive you George.
This comment wreaks of Kenny Chesney's claims to have bedded what, 100s of women?
The "I fucked too many chicks" line just echoes with desperation. Someone's insecure with his masculinity and needs to talk like a big man.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Oh, how cool he is.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
I'm just annoyed that Clooney is blatantly ripping off Dennis Miller... the "I drank the bong water" line is directly from a late 80's Dennis Miller stand-up routine involving what he would say if HE was ever running for president. It's on "The Off-White Album".
(And, yes, I am a total nerd for knowing that).
I think he meant to say "sucked to many dicks"...not "fucked to many chicks"...a simple slip of the tongue their folks!!
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Clooney is gay, gay, gay. I have a friend who has to be restrained from choking me when I say that. Sorry but he pings my gaydar in a John Travolta way.
Why he won't run for office?
Because he's a douche nozzle.
Also, he'd fuck us.
Hahaha
Boyfriends named Chick and slip of the tongue and exactly how many chicks have you fucked George "uumm welll aahhh"
ita the fact that he has to say "fucked too many chicks" who talks like that?
George, Come Out.
Cuuummm Ouuut.
Oh but that joowry matches your purse nicely though
That quote was pretty lame. I don't know whether to high five him or blow his dick. So.. Mr. Clooney person who COULD run for office but won't because of too many pussy wrap-arounds to your dick.. can you come get me pregnant with your bong water and super jizzy sperm? I wanna know what it's like to be a doormat for Clooney... pleeeeeeease.
Oh please, an honest response would be I fucked too many guys and hired chicks as prostitute beards. These lies show he wants in on politics.
I love Clooney, for his choice in movies, for his sense of humor but mostly I love him because for some reason he pisses of the ignorant hillbilly white trash right wing scum of this country. Let's keep the 'illegals' and deport hillbillies!
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 8:27pm.
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BTW, Poopele, you political asides suck. This is gossip; spare me your right-wing b.s..Smile dammit.
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BTW, Poopele, you political asides suck. This is gossip; spare me your right-wing b.s..Smile dammit.
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he likes wearing that leather vest riding bareback smack my ass w/ riding crop
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OMG! He was sooooooooo cute as an outed gay! Then, he lost all the hot when he went in the closet. :(
'Exactly how many chicks have you fucked so far?' would have been a great follow-up question.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Which is good, cause I would never vote for a man who couldn't commit to one person let alone a few million or so...
George was in the prime of his looks in the show "Sisters" when he played Sela Ward's boyfriend.
Oh George......he has been filming here in Cincinnati for his new movie 'Ides of March' where he plays a politician. HE IS AN ACTOR, nothing more. he walks around so pompous.
President Clooney, yes please! First Lady Elizabetta? Not so sure.
Strange how Clooney gets better looking the older he gets. Or maybe that's just a really bad picture. Either way, his candor is refreshing.
I think he meant to say "sucked to many dicks"...not "fucked to many chicks"...a simple slip of the tongue their folks!!
Submitted by ewe on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 6:19pm.
He looks like a mix of John Stamos and vintage Prince
HAHAHA! STAMOS!!! THAT'S who he looks like to me...thank you.
I have friends in the Cincinnati area where Georgie is filming the Ides of March right now. They are stalking as they should; him and Ryan Gosling.
BTW, Poopele, you political asides suck. This is gossip; spare me your right-wing b.s..Smile dammit.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 6:37pm.
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George is the man!
I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 6:28pm.
I liked him on The Facts of Life and those episodes of the Golden Girls & Murder She Wrote.
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And.. I never saw him in Murder She Wrote. IMO - He gets better looking with age.
paris, that is what I was saying. Anymore it is just a popularity contest when it should be about who is the most qualified. If you were having surgery, would you want the most popular surgeon or the one who was the most qualified? Just saying that he (like many other politicians) is not qualified and glad he won't be running for any office.
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I liked him on The Facts of Life and those episodes of the Golden Girls & Murder She Wrote.
I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
and btw, 3/4s of the politicians out there aren't qualified. who says GC is any worse?
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Submitted by ben_dover on Wed, 02/23/2011 - 6:11pm.
shit that was easy....damn i broke my head their for a second
Doesnt george look like the a darker version of Joey Lawrence (when he had hair)??
Yes! Joey Lawrence circa Blossom. Whoa!