Thursday, February 24th 2011
What Does Paula Deen Love Sucking On?
Two things happened last night: 1) Paula Deen was on Top Chef and made all the bars of butter in her refrigerator jealous by saying that she loves heads on scrimps, because she knows she's going to be "sucking on that head." 2) Millions of shrimps decapitated themselves on a lobster's claw.
And Paula Deen saying "I know I'm going to be sucking that head" has just become my ring tone for EVERYTHING.
(Thanks to Matt and everybody else!)
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I love shrimp...and all seafood in general. Sautee those babies with some butter and garlic and they are delicious!
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
-Me, according to Jack
I love shrimp...and all seafood in general. Sautee those babies with some butter and garlic and they are delicious!
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
-Me, according to Jack
"Although I can picture Paula with an enormous lobster head sticking out of her mouth with her cheeks sunken in and her eyes bugging out."
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LOL, TexnDoc!
Some women will just suck on anything.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 9:31am.
shrimp are ocean bugs, straight up insects
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In my best Paula Deen accent: "That ain't a-gonna stop me!"
sinjin YES, I forget what they call it but it's gross, it's like my Dad's fave part of the lobster....
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
I refuse to eat shrimp or crawfish or any bottom-feeding sea bug. Gross. And yes, Paula's accent is southern trash. I'm from TN and I know these things.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
paula skeeves me out because her show always has this sexual undertone to it. she's always breathing heavy and touching her male guests in inappropriate ways. plus, she acts like she's having an orgasm everytime she eats something which makes me totally throw up in my mouth. a LOT.
My mother is from Savannah, Georgia and true Savannah natives do not talk like that. She has that low river trash accent and it is very contrived and she over exaggerates it. She grew up close to Mississippi and her accent is a reflection of that region, not Savannah.
Sorry to sound bitchy, but not all Georgian's act like her, all loud and boisterous.
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WORD. As a born and raised Southerner (Texas), I've heard various Souther accents in my lifetime. I prefer the more melodious, musical version: I think of it as "Southern Lite". So Paula's contrived, exaggerated one drives me absolutely BUGGY! I cannot stand her. A friend who works for Delta/ATL has met her and just loooves her though. Blech.
As for the sucking head debate. I had Langoustines in Spain with a friend from there, I wouldn't eat the heads, so I passed them to him as he says they're the best part. Do people eat the lobster brains/juices here in the States? (*I'm not a big seafood fan, so I don't know.)
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***"Charlie should host a show called "How Clean Is Your Ho?" --MK***
Oh, Paula Deen. All that butter's gone to your head.
Ugh, I can't stand Paula. She's so white trash with that obnoxious accent. I have friends from the South and they don't sound like ignorant hillbillies the way she does. Not to mention she can't make a recipe that isn't going to require a quadruple bypass after two bites.
Paula makes some delicious looking dishes, but hot damn, she uses so much damn butter and lard!!!!
cakey!!! LOL I KNOW!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Can't stand her. Every time she talks I need to hit the mute button.
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Good idea.
"Imma b suckin' that hay-ud."
UGH.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 9:31am.
shrimp are ocean bugs, straight up insects
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thank you! they are the fucking roaches of the sea!
i hate when Tony Bourdain isn't on the show. i lurve him. as for paula deen - her accent gets thicker and thicker and her food is gross.
OMG this is perfect, Paula knows for a FACT she is gonna be sucking that head...oh dear lord, now we'll read about her old husband dropping dead of a heart attack. Awwwww
But.Seriously.Folks said:
"Head sucking is a way of life down here. I'm talking about the crawfish...I think. Yeah, let's just go with crawfish."
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Paula's such a dirty girl!
Must confess, I find it hard to watch the last few minutes, when she starts eating what she's cooked. And eating. And eating. And eating. You just know she's havin' a good ol' fashioned orgasm, don'tcha?
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:21am.
I ditched the Catholic church when a priest said in mass back in 2003 that gays are sinners and we shouldn't tolerate them.
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And that's why they lost me too.
I am a believer but I can't stand any form of organized religion anymore. It's all about politics, power, money and oppression..even the ones who claim to be gay-friendly...they just are because it's more income to them and a question of image but deep down it is still the same bullshit.
"I will have to meet men lying down" - Blanche Devereaux
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Damn, the clip cuts off Collichio's facial reaction.
used to like her show but now i cannot stand her.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by Callie on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:13am.
Thank you. On those rare occasions when I make it to mass, I guess I need to skip communion. :(
Back on earth, it doesn't bother me that Cuomo is dating Lee. Sounds like sort of a fun governor's mansion. 'Course, the prior gov was a good-time guy, too.
Cuomo is going to hell just for dating Ms. COCKTAIL TIME!
I ditched the Catholic church when a priest said in mass back in 2003 that gays are sinners and we shouldn't tolerate them. I spoke to him afterward and said that's terrible, and he said -- STRAIGHT UP -- "You're just a child! Come back when you know what you're talking about."
True story.
Head sucking is a way of life down here. I'm talking about the crawfish...I think. Yeah, let's just go with crawfish.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:09am.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:04am.
hahaha. If venial sinning prevented one from taking communion, the line would consist of two old ladies. That's what confession is for.
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fornication is considered a mortal sin.
the only way he can be absolved according to Catholic dogma is by either marrying the bitch or stop fucking her.
those who take communion without confession go straight to hell...you can't eat the body of Christ when you are impure :-P
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This is why I don't go to church anymore. I'm already going to hell, but this way I don't need to get up early for church.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:09am.
Really?? Guess I'm going to hell.
Suck and Fuck: Thank you for verbalizing exactly how I feel about him! Perfect.
Best Thing I Ever Ate is a great cooking show (I don't know how long it's been on but I just discovered it). It's mouth-watering and fun and they give you fast, tantalizing tips on how to make the dishes.
The other night, Wolfgang Puck was making curried lobstah at Chinoise on Main and the chef at Bouchon in Napa showed how to make a buttered cold-salmon spread on toast points. *slobber*
Can't stand her. Every time she talks I need to hit the mute button.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:04am.
hahaha. If venial sinning prevented one from taking communion, the line would consist of two old ladies. That's what confession is for.
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fornication is considered a mortal sin.
the only way he can be absolved according to Catholic dogma is by either marrying the bitch or stop fucking her.
those who take communion without confession go straight to hell...you can't eat the body of Christ when you are impure :-P
"I will have to meet men lying down" - Blanche Devereaux
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RustyHooligan yes, they had a priest explaining that on the news this morning.
(if Roseanna Scotto & greg Kelly had let the poor guy get a word in edgewise)
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 9:57am.
Our new Governor is under attack for taking Communion when he is living in sin with that drunky lady....
hahaha. If venial sinning prevented one from taking communion, the line would consist of two old ladies. That's what confession is for.
I respect what this woman has accomplished despite all the adversity in her life, but with that said I cannot stand listening to her! ANNOYING
louise_brooks that's funny, I didn't know she does that!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 9:49am.
*sprays ocean with Lysol & Raid*
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No need to...there's already enough poison thrown in the oceans every single day.
"I will have to meet men lying down" - Blanche Devereaux
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*holds up shoey's skirt*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Note to self: file "I know I'm going to be sucking that head!" in future "Caption This!" file.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 9:55am.
this is kinda off topic but since I can't really keep these chefs straight and only really know about them thr MK: Our new Governor is under attack for taking Communion when he is living in sin with that drunky lady....
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I heard about that! LMAO I wonder if she makes the staff at the governors mansion change her kitchen decor to match her outfit like she does on her show.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 9:51am.
OMFG people! I had seafood last night for the first time in 15 years. *scream*
I ordered baked clams & chicken scarpariello last nite. *nom nom nom*
She sucks on prawn heads? *scream*
The scales? The nasty beady, little eyes? The limp antennae? She sucks on that?
Probably no worse than what Hugh Heffner's girlfriends have to endure on date night.
*snicker*
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The French call it Les soirées bunga bunga, I call it a randy old goat livin' the dream.
this is kinda off topic but since I can't really keep these chefs straight and only really know about them thr MK: Our new Governor is under attack for taking Communion when he is living in sin with that drunky lady....
ETA: OK he's not technically MY gov. but I spend more of my waking hours in NY than NJ anyway!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"Millions of shrimps decapitated themselves on a lobster's claw"
Just marry me already, MK.
*holds back shoey's hair*
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
I Love me some Paula Deen! Went to her restaurant in Georgia last September, her ooey gooey cake is to die for metaphorically and literally! That shit is all butter!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I like Paula. She had a rough start in life with w/2 boys to raise and she was an agoraphobic, but she overcame all of it to launch a successful catering business & restaurant.
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OMFG people! I had seafood last night for the first time in 15 years. *scream*
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
*sprays ocean with Lysol & Raid*
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 9:46am.
Lobsters are so cute, though. You know, how they migrate and all? It can't be that dirty waaay down there.
Really? I've never heard of "whale floaters".
Women like Paula Deen and Betty White make me look forward to getting older. You can say completely pornographic things and openly flirt like a straight up ho and everyone just laughs and thinks, "Haha! Isn't that old lady cute?!?"
Paula Deen's fake-ass accent is so annoying. Nobody from the south talks like that anymore. But I guess yankees enjoy hearing some bitch talk like an extra from Gone With The Wind.
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