Give Harvey Price Some Room!
If this was a game of "Mother, May I?", I'd tell all those paps to take 50 large steps towards Backupthefuckupville. It's not every day that a world-class treasure like Harvey Price glides through LAX, but let the boy inhale some oxygen instead of camera flashes. Damn. But Harvey is a professional so he smiled his golden smile even though most of us are frowning at the pair of angel wings hugging his mom's nipples. Too soon, Katie, too soon.
Katie Price is in this Los Angeles this week to attend the Oscars on Sunday. Because the recession is still a real thing, the Oscar budget has limited the amount of statue stand-ins they can buy this year. Katie Price does have the complexion of a rusty soccer trophy and it's cheaper to fly her in than buy another Oscar, so she'll be a stand-in this Sunday. Remember this when you watch Christian Bale grab onto her ass while giving an acceptance speech.
No, they're all in town because Harvey Price was invited to Elton John's Oscar party and Katie is going to be his +1. And because Harvey knows where the good shit is at.
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Pretty sure that her bad behaviour when preggers, whilst disgraceful, had nothing to do with Harveys issues. He's got a genetic condition which, if I could be assed to go over and look out her autobiography (it was a secret santa present!) I would tell you the name of. Causes autism, weight issues and blindness. There was an episode of her show where Harvey met another kid with the same condition who looked just like him. I used to be kind of a fan of hers, but not any more, she is a ridiculous bitch, but I'm sure she has beaten herself up a million times about drinking when pregnant even though he would have had this condition anyway.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Submitted by KA on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by dcgirl on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 3:45pm.
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ITA-lil guy can still hear with the earmuffs on, the sounds are just not as bothersome as they might be.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
As much as I'd like to think it, I seriously doubt that Harvey's issues are due to her drinking. FAS is not what Harvey has.
Poor baby.
That kid is TARFU
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 5:45pm.
I wouldn't be surprised if she put that information out there herself - she does have a very good PR team behind her (which is why we all have to suffer her existence).
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 5:42pm.
She partied throughout the pregnancy - there were nightly photos of her wandering around drunk as a skunk. Every time someone tried to tell the dumb bitch it could affect her unborn chid she waved them off with a string of profanities.
She is the poster bitch for people who aren't worthy of celebrity status and should probably be in jail
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I read that he had a genetic condition that was unrelated to the pregnancy (or her behaviour); but then, you read a lot of the internet. *shrugging*
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The French call it Les soirées bunga bunga, I call it a randy old goat livin' the dream.
LOL @ Poople
*reports to the devil's office without being told to*
She partied throughout the pregnancy - there were nightly photos of her wandering around drunk as a skunk. Every time someone tried to tell the dumb bitch it could affect her unborn chid she waved them off with a string of profanities.
She is the poster bitch for people who aren't worthy of celebrity status and should probably be in jail.
Blessed are the cross-eyed, for they shall see God twice.
-Mother Teresa
Submitted by dcgirl on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 3:45pm.
Many kids on the Autism spectrum are extremely sensitive to crowd noises and voice-over radio frequencies. Airports, grocery stores and malls are especially hard for them. That KP takes the time to make sure that Harvey has on cushioned earphones to muffle out the sounds shows an attentive and caring mother.
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Completely agree with you! I can't imagine how noisy that must be, and I know my own son would be yelling, possibly having crying fits.
She looks nice here. I'm glad to see she took those insane implants out, and isn't a dark orange color.
That hair color looks good on her.
Ohh see, I can say something nice once in a while.
Jack, what did you do to get "time" (aside from having those things called testicles which should be a crime in itself)?
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 1:24pm.
Where is Princess Tamma-Lamma-Ding-Dong?
I was gonnas ask the same thing, but for Princess Tijuanakillmystupidmommy.
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"Wipe that face off your head, bitch!"
isn't it kind of horrible to put earphones on a blind kid? how is he supposed to keep himself balanced?
Many kids on the Autism spectrum are extremely sensitive to crowd noises and voice-over radio frequencies. Airports, grocery stores and malls are especially hard for them. That KP takes the time to make sure that Harvey has on cushioned earphones to muffle out the sounds shows an attentive and caring mother.
Harvey seems very happy, healthy and well-adjusted. That she is able to accomplish this alongside a career built solely on the ability to look like a washed-up whore is remarkable in itself. She sure seems to be doing a lot better job than Stepford Katie.
Just for that alone, I think Price deserves a seat up-front and center at the Oscars. It would certainly be more entertaining.
Holy Shit! From the photos, I thought this was Posh.
Love the precious boy Harvey, he's a legend!
But what in the name of all that is holy fuck is that dumb, ugly, famewhoring, disgusting maggot cunt Shitty Price doing going to the Oscars? Have they no standards at all?
And what about our delicate flower Phoebe Price, how will she feel standing anywhere near that fuckwit?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 1:38pm.
Zahara is asking Angelina at this very moment for eye incorrection surgery. Gotta up the game.
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I know Zahara is prolly entitled, but the Fucked Up Shizz Award in that family has to go to the twins. If those two aren't Down Syndrome kids then I don't know what the fuck. Notice how there's never any pics of them? And how they look all pie faced and meh when then they do? They're worse than the Gosselin kids...without the inner rage issues.
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 1:34pm.
It amazes me that she flys all the way to LA every fucking year to attend a party, just so she can feel like a celebrity by hanging around a bunch of people who have no idea who she is.
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And cue pictures of Phoebe Price, Michael Michele, Garcelle Beavais-Nilon, Busy Phillips, and every other ho no one cares about in 3...2...1...
It's called the Ho Stroll, and it's been in existence since silent pictures. no publicity is worse than bad publicity.
Submitted by toni on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 1:18pm.
Instead of worrying about resizing the implants why doesnt she get his eyes tended too. They operate on children to correct that all the time, ie Anna Nicoles daughter had it done.
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Toni, from what I understand Harvey is legally blind so it would do no good. I myself had the surgery three times as a kid and sometimes the muscles respond and sometimes they don't. Luckily mine did but I can only see with one eye at a time. From what I gather, Harvey's condition is so severe that it would only be cosmetic at this point.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 1:11pm.
All other celeb kids are PISSED that Harvey can side-eye two different paps at the same time even if they're on opposite sides of the room.
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LMAO! omg I love me some Harvey and I do give Katie props for not hiding him away, for not lying about his condition (hellooo, I'm looking at you Travoltas and the Brangelidiots), and yet for not using him as a pap prop. Traveling aside, you don't see Harvey out every time this bitch goes fucking shopping, either.
I love Harvey and I love that monkey/puppy vid. Interspecies love and kids like Harvey just make my fucking day, and I was having a shitty one. It's still shitty, but it makes me think about it less.
Welcome Toni!
Thanks ME, I didnt know he was blind, I knew the autism but not the other.
awww...bless his cotton socks
*Hands A_Z ticket to hell*
I've laughed too hard at all the comments. Could I please have one of those Tickets to Hell please.
Just don't talk about it with fishsticksfan, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 1:48pm.
sug: http://dlisted.com/node/5445
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ohhhh yeah. thnx:)
it's been said before, but man i really miss the hot slut contests.
Precious delicate nugget.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
xoxxox Stoney!
so the fucker weaseled out of his jail time!
call lindsay blohan and let her know how you did it. lol.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Jacko was sentenced to two days in the pokey starting sometime in March, but with the option to appeal and make the jail time go away which he is doing, being a first offender and all. *snort*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
sug: http://dlisted.com/node/5445
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
IDK anything about this ho prior to my dlisted birth 4 years ago, so if she drugged and drank during her pregnancy, she's even that much more of a stupid cum dumpster, but what I've read about Harvey's condition is that there is no concrete evidence linking substance abuse and / or drinking during pregnancy with it's cause.
NOTE TO ADD, I AM NOT DEFENDING THIS HO!
It's good to see Harvey again. I'd rather read about how he's doing than read about Charlie Sheen's hos or Lilo's court dates.
hoffer - go to yesterdays OP, I explained it all there LOL
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
jack, you outta the pokey already?
I adore harvey.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Tell you what -this kid always looks as happy as shit unlike a lot of other celeb kiddies....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
*Diagnoses thread with MASSIVE AWESOMENESS*
*hangs out THE DOCTOR IS OUT TO LUNCH sign"
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Hi Handsome !!!
should i know who this is cuz i dont. kid is cute though. poor thing.
JJACK!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Zahara is asking Angelina at this very moment for eye incorrection surgery. Gotta up the game.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
Submitted by Defined1 on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 1:36pm.
Love Harvey! I remember the speculation that her drinking led to his disabilities. Some of you guys are going straight to hell for your comments, lol.
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I already have a first class ticket...do I get a private jet now?
*Pulls up in the Train to hell*
Tickets anyone!
I hope that skank feels bad for taking drugs and alcohol during her pregnancy. Too bad she didn't have the presence of mind to have an abortion.
Love Harvey! I remember the speculation that her drinking led to his disabilities. Some of you guys are going straight to hell for your comments, lol.
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It's not that serious.
Hate me if you must but Katie here is another one who falls into my "Women I Can't Stand But Really, Really Want To Play Butt Rodeo With" file.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
It amazes me that she flys all the way to LA every fucking year to attend a party, just so she can feel like a celebrity by hanging around a bunch of people who have no idea who she is.
LMFAO! This thread is killing me. HAHAHA!
*gets on Jack's optic nerves*
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11