The Quacked Out Quaids Are All Yours, Canada!
Hollywood Star Whackers: 2,975,319 The Quacked Out Quaids: 1
Canada just got a major boost in the "Craziest Country in the World" contest, because the government announced today that they will not ship Randy Quaid and his partner in foolery Evi Quaid back to the US to face vandalism charges for squatting in their former Santa Barbara home. USA Today reports that Evi's now got her Canadian citizenship card in her paws and has already filed an application to sponsor Randy's citizenship. Evi's father is a citizen of Canada which is why the country added her name to their list of residents. Canada's immigration officials have yet to deny or grant Randy's plea to be blessed by Justin Bieber's dandruff. While they decide if Canada is big enough for two BATSHIT CRAZIES, they have allowed him to stay.
Randy and Evi held a press conference in Vancouver and thanked Canada for giving them the chance to finally "live in peace."
Randy and Evi might be living in peace, but the citizens of Canada are not now that those loon bags are loudly scribbling on their manifestos in coffee shops and rifling through dumpsters for discarded foil pieces to make caps out of. The US now has Avril Lavigne so apologies are not in order! But Canada should still spike the water supply with liquid Valium and pump weed smoke into the air to help its citizens deal with this new terror.
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Give me a break. There is no such thing as FREE Health Care in Canada. You pay a monthly charge (not too hefty). All sales tax is 15% no matter what you buy. Income taxes are a lot more than they take in the US. You have to wait MONTHS in some provinces for MRIs, CAT scans, etc. Hip replacements and knee replacements can take over a year on a waiting list. The waiting list for seeing a Psychiatrist is over a year in the province I live in unless you are hospitalized for trying to kill yourself or someone else. There are no Dr. taking patients so if you are sick you can go to a clinic or emergency room and wait, wait, wait. I LOVE my adopted country, just wish health care was a little more easily available.
OK now I'm Pissed! I'm a US citizen who lived in Canada for 14 years married to a Canadian. We also had a child who is Canadian (with dual US citizenship). We left Canada for the US for 10 years for work and to escape the dreadful taxes. We moved back four years ago to Canada (BC) to retire. I've applied for my Canadian citizenship and it takes an average of 18 months to be approved. How in the HELL did Evi get hers in less than six months? And if Canada thinks they're going to get these two to pay their taxes, HA! And good luck trying to find a mental health practitioner who will take them on. Most Dr. are so overloaded they won't take new patients. Of course Vancouver is known as one of the drug havens of Canada, so that might explain their choice of venue.
"Canada should still spike the water supply with liquid Valium and pump weed smoke into the air to help its citizens deal with this new terror."
Shhh- we already do, but we don't make a big thing of it.
Hey Canada-have you got room for family of crack heads as well?
Charlie Sheen and his goddesses- crackhead ex wife ,porn star girl friend and a random hooker....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
They're like addicts or alkies who get a new liver and are all happy to be starting out fresh again. Then they take up their old habits and trash the new liver, too. Canada is the new liver.
She has very nice teeth.
They probably threw out some genuine refugees to let these two in. I really don't understand how the system works but I suppose two more crazies in Vancouver won't make a difference. That original actor from Law and Order lived there when he indulged his serious alcoholism some years ago.
ubmitted by Tyroan on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by mbar on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 2:41pm.
That happened to Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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Are you passive agressively accusing me of ripping off Curb in my post about a real life experience? Because I was joking. But I appreciate cunt-baggery of all sorts.
does this mean there will be no more "national lampoon vacation" movies?
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does this mean there will be no more "national lampoon vacation" movies?
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
does this mean there will be no more "national lampoon vacation" movies?
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Submitted by Tatiana on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 7:28pm.
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are you thinking what I am? This crazy old farmer out there murdered numerous prostitutes and now stands trial for it.
The Quaids are no threats.
I'm not real worried about these two being here. Ten seconds on East Hastings Street and you'll meet a hundred people crazier than Randy n' Evi anyway.
Let them keep those sneaky bastards!! Thank you Canada. Please don't send the bill for Randi's burial when that crazy ass bitch kills him.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
They fled the country to evade vandalism charges?
Pfffft. Tickets to Canada prolly cost more than the vandalism fine. Sounds dumb.
But who cares anyway.
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Not one Canadian official who listened to their bullshit said
"Take Off hosers Eh?"
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 3:38pm.
Lucky!! They get to live in Canada where there's free health care.
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Actually is isn't free. There are MSP premiums that are billed monthly unless you have coverage through work.
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Okay..I live in Vancouver and anyone who has visited should know that their brand of crazy got nothing on the crazy batties around here!! If you are putting out $1850 a month for a bachlelor pad with no closets you must be fucking crazy!
Aw c'mon Canada - where's your sense of humour? Extradite them just for the fun of it!
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 2:59pm.
Who knew it was so easy to get a Canadian citizenship.
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It's not easy, but if you have $$$ in your pockets, or are married to a CDN or wanted for a specific job, they'll let you in.
I've known many Europeans who have been shipped back after their work permit had expired, even if they lived and worked here for over 2 years.
Submitted by tenspoonsofspin on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 4:16pm.
This is the first time I've been embarrassed to be Canadian. Not even Beiber made me feel this low.
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Not even Tom Green?
*Hiding Canuck passport in undies drawer and taking out Aussie passport* Eh.
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The French call it Les soirées bunga bunga, I call it a randy old goat livin' the dream.
With these two sucking up all the good pharmaceuticals, health care won't stay free for long. Sorry, Canada!
I guess there must be some kind of Magic Mountie Wall that keeps the Star Whackers out of Canada, since they managed to get to Thailand and NYC to take out their other alleged "victims".
This is the first time I've been embarrassed to be Canadian. Not even Beiber made me feel this low.
Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Oh Hell No!! The Quaids = America and DListed!!!
*marches around with fist in air* Cracked out Quaid Whackers Unite, Protest!!
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Wow, If Canada will take the Quaids, maybe there's room for me too.
Lucky!! They get to live in Canada where there's free health care.
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Canada won't accept refugees but they're all for nutcases. We might as well roll a redcarpet from LA to Toronto.
"Canada should still spike the water supply with liquid Valium and pump weed smoke into the air to help its citizens deal with this new terror."
don't they already do that?
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Do not want.
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" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
I miss them already...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 2:51pm.
Worthless Whore Middle School is cracking me up.
Their reputation of producing the highest caliber slut fuckery is indeed well-known.
I think we're familiar with some of their graduates. :D
Who knew it was so easy to get a Canadian citizenship.
LOL Avril Lavigne. Boy did Ke$ha steal her act and she's obviously better at it.
Quite a difference between these two freaks in these photos. RQ is frontin' some sort of serious calm (and badly, since it's clear he's miserable), while his assbag wife smirks like she was just caught smoking in the girls' room at Worthless Whore Middle School. Where'd she get that hat, Stephen Spielberg's 1994 garage sale?
Divorce is imminent.
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I've got maple syrup on my table so I'm good.
Small price to pay to keep him out of the US. Once they stop having an enemy to run from, they will be at each other's throats.
So, he can get bit roles in Da Vinci's inquest, and play the fondling step-uncle in any remakes of Anne of green gables. And if there is a canadian batman movie, his ho is a lock for the joker.
We'll add Randy to the list, he's married to her, so from a legal perspective he'll be considered as a CDN resident as well.
Submitted by mbar on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 2:41pm.
That happened to Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Nice! I'm sure that Canada is star whacker free...right? RIGHT?
Oh Evi and Randy...ur screwed. LOL
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Peace, Order and Good Government!
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twerk those stumps!
Seeking "refuge" in Van is like punishing a bratty kid by sedning her to her room... with flatscreen hi-def tv, x-box, internet, iPhone, etc., etc.
Oh my God I had a cracked out doctor in the emergency room the other day because I thought I had a blood clot in my leg because it went numb and I developed this huge vein on it, and my doctor looked exactly like that Quaid guy. And he said, "Well it looks like you just have varicose veins. Does you grandma wear funny stockings? Because you probably inherited them from your grandma. Do have hemorrhoids on your butt? Because those are coming next." It think it might have just been Randy Quaid. Or a crazy person from the psych wing who stole some doctor's scrubs and snuck into the ER.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 2:37pm.
Clearly MK has never been to Vancouver or Victoria. The air is already copious amounts of weed smoke in the air.
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I was going to comment on how there's no shortage of weed in Vancouver, but decided to leave that part out.
Con-sadulations, Canada! I give it 3 months before Evi is screaming that the whackers are trying to kidnap them back to America.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 2:29pm.
This is because of Justin Bieber, isn't it?
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Damn skippy!
Yea... Glad to see her go - I have to admit I have REALLY enjoyed is various, crazy ass movies tho.... but that was many years ago, so yeah. See ya (not!)...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
I doubt they'd be this bat shit crazy if they weren't there for each other. True partners in foolery.
Welcome to Canada!
Clearly MK has never been to Vancouver or Victoria. The air is already copious amounts of weed smoke in the air.
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
Send them here to Winnipeg, that'll make them run home to the States.
Are we certain Dennis and Randy have the same parents?! I have never believed it!
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