In Even More "Random Couple" News: Kathy Griffin And The Old Spice Guy Are A Thing
"Random" has been busier than Charlie Sheen's crazy gene with all the of the foolery it's been pulling out of its asshole lately. Random already made all of us WTF believers by pairing Olivia Munn and Matthew Morrison together. And now it's going full foolery by placing Kathy Griffin's D-list cooch on top of the Old Spice Guy. Sources tell UsWeekly that instead of reaching for her EGOT dreams, Kathy is reaching for the Old Spice lube.
It all started when Kathy and Isaiah Mustafa met at the Creative Arts Emmys this past August. Kathy Tweeted the above shortly after that with the note: "A gift from me 2 u. Here I am with the super hot Old Spice Guy. Feel free to photoshop ur face over mine"
A source type says that ever since then 50-year-old Kathy and 37-year-old Isaiah have been casually seeing each other. Kathy is swan diving onto Isaiah's perfectly sculpted peen (which God based on the Statue of David), but it still hasn't tiptoed into serious territory. The source went on to say this shit: "They are not boyfriend/girlfriend but they are definitely spending time together and getting to know each other."
Kathy went from a gold digging husband to The Woz to this?! Three of those things are not like the other. I can appreciate Kathy, though, because she always throws out her vagina like a fishing net and she'll play with whatever dick in the ocean catches. When she's got enough Life & Style blurbs out of it, she'll throw the dick back into the sea. True slut move. Yeah, and I know most of you think this is just some STUNT QUEEN shit, but it looks authentic to me (not really). Isaiah is definitely giving a "Yes, I've been where the red fern grows" look in that picture above.
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Based on The Statue of David??? Have you ever seen the statue of David or a copy? I sure hope for his sake David was a grower!
KG does things for attention because she's in SHOW BUSINESS. She's met a lot of people & had her picture taken with them - all for publicity. She struggled for years to get any attention, so now she shamelessly milks it wherever she goes. SHOW BUSINESS, PEOPLE.
She's not dating this guy. They're with other people. I thought it was obvious she was with Tom, her tour manager.
A) I do NOT understand why people give a second look to this guy or why those commercials are the least bit memorable for people and B) Kathy is an attention/fame/money WHORE. Her gig is getting kind of stale. I used to love her until I figured her out.
Kathy Griffin is an attention slut and readily admits it. It's how she chose to make a living. Cie la vie.
The next topic in her show on Broadway will be about how she loves the Alabama blacksnake. What a slut! She's so in love with herself that she'll never again try a long term relationship. That's fine. Who really cares about her?
This guy is very handsome, but the Old Spice commercials made me want to puke, especially after everyone began quoting them. At best, they were meme-tastic with a shelf life of about six months.
Kathy Griffin is an ass-kisser and a social climber. I watched her standup on Bravo some months ago and she was just yammering on about how mean Lindsay Lohan was and how she tried to win her over. To me, she just seems like someone who would do anything for acceptance. Blah.
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I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
I always thought Cathy was a closet lesbian? Or possibly A-sexual? It seriously wouldn't surprise me if she was still a virgin, I just get that vibe from her.
I love Kathy, but can you REALLY believe what she says? Too many set-up to make me believe right away.
They look pretty together. Whatever that's worth.
I was just talking about Where The Red Fern Grows today when someone asked if animals experienced loss, Weird.
Anyway..who knew Kathy was so tiny?
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
Dumb as a rock when it comes to men.
Whatever Matt forgot to pinch this guy will find.
Bristol Palin is laughing
Kathy Griffen and Chelsea Handler are always going to have a hard time with relationships because they can't help themselves from making jokes about their private lives.
Anyone who dates them is automatically part of their stand up routines. It can't be easy to acclimate to that sort of public laundering.
She's glowing.
Hot chocolate daddy...yes, please.
Now I know how the Bieliebers feel about Selena Gomez.
Look at expression on dudes face, he's like do you think I would this thing, seriously? lol
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I still think Kathy Griffin is really a man.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
I don't think he is hot or funny enough as those commercials seem to think he is.
"Submitted by NC-Ladee on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 1:05pm.
Well - if that comedian Chelsea can get the hot boyz - I don't see why Kathy can't. Both of them are on the same level in looks department."
Because Chelsea Handler is a drunk slut and Kathy is a bit of a prude and has never drank. Not judging either one of them, but it is a lot easier to get guys when you're both drunk and willing to sleep together the day you meet.
Kathy with red curly hair. So 90's,
They both want press. Meh. Poor Kathy has a tough time finding dudes. I thought her best bet was the Woz but homegirl never slept with him and he married someone else. She fucked that one up.
red fern?...
not even the grass grows in well-travelled roads. And she is of an age where that vegetation could already be WHITE!
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That's definitely NOT true- he has a girlfriend that he's TOTALLY into (unfortunately)
"Women are so addicted to attention that if prostitution were legal, it would also be free."
- Dick Masterson
At least they have an automatic coupled nickname.
Well - if that comedian Chelsea can get the hot boyz - I don't see why Kathy can't. Both of them are on the same level in looks department.
I did think he was married, or in - shall I say - 'a committed relationship' (ha-ha). When the Old Spice commercials first came out I remember folks asking him if he was single and he went on about his lady friend at that time.
It's definitely a LEAP UP from Bristol Palen's baby daddy. And if he's just with her to further his career - I ain't mad at either one. Women are long overdue in the boy toy department. If she's got enough money to buy a man - then she picked a fine specimen in my book.
Make him work for the money Kathy!!!
The first Old Spice commercial that guy made was hilare...none of the subsequent ones have been as good.
Meh, Kathy Griffin...I don't love her, I don't hate her. Good luck to them if this is true.
it's true.
i see kathy griffin at runyon canyon a lot and i saw her this past week with the old spice guy.
at first i thought it was her bodyguard (insert laugh track here) but soon realised it was the old spice guy! haha
fyi, kathy griffin is super nice and super cute in person!
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 11:35am.
One of the many reasons to love MK - after all the grief Kathy caused this website, making MK change the name when he was first starting out and everything, he still writes about her like she was anyone else - no grudges.
Not even sure I could do that.
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Our MK is a class act!
She is so tiny. I remember back when she ate.
Whatever. At least she's stopped ironing her hair. I hate that "blowout" crap. Embrace the curly already. You have no idea what we stick-straight baby-fines wouldn't do to have that shit.
It's a sign she's developed a speck of self-esteem.
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I've got maple syrup on my table so I'm good.
No way these two are sharing octagon times.
Welcome to my octagon.
" Avoid crack, unless you can manage it socially." --Carlos
just...no...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Kathy's got a great body but the face is not exactly what you would call feminine. In fact, she looks a bit like a tranny. But hey, if Hot Spice Guy is down with that...
This is a fake story.
@ Centaurious & RustyHooligan:
When I see a young, attractive guy with an older, less attractive woman, I too assume that he is a gold digger and/or gay. Bad me.
Another (imperfect) example: John Travolta dated a much older woman (Diana Hyland) in his early days.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 11:45am.
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bwwaaahhhhaaa!
I threw up a little in my mouth imagining that chocolate hotness with that...thing.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
What is he doing? Some guys would just fuck anything.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 11:42am.
Take that shit to the Powder Room. ---->
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'll believe it when I see it..then again, I don't know if I could handle that visual.
ChaseingWindmills:
Can we get some more info posted to Dlist today? I am trying to avoid work at all costs...
LOL, I am soo with you on that one! I've been blog surfing all morning and then I just ordered a pair of shoes offline, no work will be getting done today. Slacker Friday. ;)
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 11:18am.
fucking cunt.
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Take that shit to the Powder Room. ---->
I thought he was engaged?!
Never liked KG. She gives famewhores a bad name.
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twerk those stumps!
I hope she slides under a gas truck and tastes her own blood.
One of the many reasons to love MK - after all the grief Kathy caused this website, making MK change the name when he was first starting out and everything, he still writes about her like she was anyone else - no grudges.
Not even sure I could do that.
But it sure makes Piggy look like a moron in comparison.
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
I dont understand what is supposed to be hot about this guy. Lord knows i tried. Meh. Still nothing.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Anyone standing next to her would look hot
As much work as Kathy has had done recently, she'd BETTER look good, or request a fuckin' refund!
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This had better be a joke. I understood he had a girlfriend. Or does he think that by being with her, his career will get better? ________________________________________________
"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Neither stirs my loins.
I wonder what's up in the Helly Scary vs. French Hottie lion-pit today?
(Still eagerly awaiting those recorded phone messages...)
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
I don't understand how Kathy even gets menz, much less HOT menz.
Its gonna last. It has all the indicia of permanence. No high maintenance people here...
She looks way better than usual in that pic.
Kathy's labia lips better harden and clamp down on that hot fuck piece, fucking cunt.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This dude is blisteringly hot.
Kathy Griffin is a monster.
If this turns out to be true, then I will have to kill myself.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.