In Even More "Random Couple" News: Kathy Griffin And The Old Spice Guy Are A Thing
"Random" has been busier than Charlie Sheen's crazy gene with all the of the foolery it's been pulling out of its asshole lately. Random already made all of us WTF believers by pairing Olivia Munn and Matthew Morrison together. And now it's going full foolery by placing Kathy Griffin's D-list cooch on top of the Old Spice Guy. Sources tell UsWeekly that instead of reaching for her EGOT dreams, Kathy is reaching for the Old Spice lube.
It all started when Kathy and Isaiah Mustafa met at the Creative Arts Emmys this past August. Kathy Tweeted the above shortly after that with the note: "A gift from me 2 u. Here I am with the super hot Old Spice Guy. Feel free to photoshop ur face over mine"
A source type says that ever since then 50-year-old Kathy and 37-year-old Isaiah have been casually seeing each other. Kathy is swan diving onto Isaiah's perfectly sculpted peen (which God based on the Statue of David), but it still hasn't tiptoed into serious territory. The source went on to say this shit: "They are not boyfriend/girlfriend but they are definitely spending time together and getting to know each other."
Kathy went from a gold digging husband to The Woz to this?! Three of those things are not like the other. I can appreciate Kathy, though, because she always throws out her vagina like a fishing net and she'll play with whatever dick in the ocean catches. When she's got enough Life & Style blurbs out of it, she'll throw the dick back into the sea. True slut move. Yeah, and I know most of you think this is just some STUNT QUEEN shit, but it looks authentic to me (not really). Isaiah is definitely giving a "Yes, I've been where the red fern grows" look in that picture above.