Taylor Swift Is Getting Lazy
Plushie lion photo bomb alert! Sadly, this post is not about how Taylor of Green Gables has converted to Plushophilia and is now skipping through the wheat fields of Avonlea with a plushie lion who suffers from TMJ. No, this is about how Taylor Swift sat with Glee's Chord Overstreet at a Kings vs. Wild game at the Staples Center in L.A. last night. (Side note: I always confuse Chord Overstreet with Justin from Queer as Folk. And then I start to think that Chord would look a lot better if he was sitting on Brian Kinney's face.)
Taylor just finished up with a dude whose names rhymes with a million words, and now she's getting with a piece named CHORD. CHORD! Chord's name is a damn song in itself. My "don't give a fuck" cousin who has been held back from the 2nd grade twice could come up with billions of words that rhyme with CHORD. Taylor isn't even trying anymore. Homegirl is hypnotized by the fact that she can share shampoo with Chord and she's not thinking about how she needs to challenge herself! Ho needs to date a Thai dude and try to find something that rhymes with his name. Taylor is as lazy as her eyelids.
That being said, I cannot fully hate on this pairing because their couple name is: Sweet Tard
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Ugh another day, another gay.
I love gays, but I'd not willingly sign up to be a beard like this girl.
I'm almost thinking she's a gayelle too, because it's inexplicable that someone would submit themselves to this dubious reputation of dating to advance her career, bearding for money and so on.
Oh and wasn't this dude allegedly fucking on TaterHead?
I thought I read it not long ago that was another means to him of advancing his career. Taterhead would get the benefit of attracting 'hot young guys' and not just being Demi Moore's ugly spawn by pretending to hump on this twink.
Add me to the list of people who hate Chord Overstreet's name. Ugh! Taylor is okay, but her unnatural eyebrow arch is very annoying.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
OMG taylor, bitch you have a broken gaydar..you just picked another ghey.
anyway i thought she was banging that singer songwriter guy... who called himself shyboy and he is like 25 yrs old. i thought they had fallen truly madly deeply inlove and wrote songs about each other and shit..
well that didnt fucking last. probably cuz he was soo lovey dovey he didnt wanna fuck, just cuddle and write more love songs.
and you know taylor wants cock in her vajajay and if you aints giving her the dick, then she moves on... but who can blame her, we all like to be pounded like a piece of veal.
or maybe its a just another "great idea" from her publicists.
FYI chord's name is dumb ass but id do him until his wang broke off.
Damn! she gets around...
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dayum taylor slow down....miss thing must be hurting for some new song material...
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What?? its pronounced "Kord"? No fun!! I liked the Chuck and snort combination better!!
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 3:14pm.
I feel like a complete fucking tard. I just realized I've been pronouncing his first name with the hard CH sound at the beginning.
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Hahahaha! I actually like that pronunciation better.
I have a feeling Douche Mayer turned her off to peen, and she discovered bearding for PR is a "great" thing for her career.
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Submitted by Michic on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 3:50pm.
"As much as this girl annoys me, it seems like some of you are jealous." ;)
Just because a person doesn't like someone, it doesn't mean they're jealous. That argument is so fucking stupid and annoying
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I don't really get the hate. She's young and dating a lot. We don't know that she's sleeping with all these guys, so I don't know if I would call her a ho. And she's not releasing sex tapes or shoplifting or spewing racial slurs or committing incest or pole dancing. So...you know. That's something.
CHORD is a DUMB ASS name. I had no idea that was his name.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
As much as this girl annoys me, it seems like some of you are jealous. ;)
Wait - is it pronounced "Kord" or "Chord" (like "charred" with an o in the middle)?
The more she beards, the more I believe she is a closet gayelle.
So he's gay too, huh? What's the going rate for pimping Swifty, I wonder??
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I feel like a complete fucking tard. I just realized I've been pronouncing his first name with the hard CH sound at the beginning.
*facepalm*
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Chord? Why the fuck would you name your kid that?
BTW he totally reminds me of Justin from QAF. He screams gay GAY
''Chord would look a lot better if he was sitting on Brian Kinney's face''
I totally agree that would be worth seeing.
Snorefest
I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends
I wish this skank would stop dating guys I think are hot. (DON'T JUDGE ME!)
I didn't mind her at one point, but she has become progressively more obnoxious. Like Spice said, what happened to the dude who wrote a song for her? I really wish she'd go back to highlighting her hair, because I hate that dishwater blonde color. Lastly, she should keep her mouth closed because leaving her maw open to show off those horsey teeth isn't cute.
I dub them SWORD!
(and I think he is gay and homosexual-like)
that is all.
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This guy is fug to me, and his name is ridiculous.
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Chord Overstreet sounds like a pair of corduroy pants made by The Gap.
Taylor Swift is so untalented. I swear, country music is going to the shitter and never coming back!
And wait, Bradley Cooper is gay?!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
In the words of Sophia Petrillo... "the girls a slut!"
Comparing her to Anne of Green Gables is an insult to...Anne of Green Gables!!! That movie is the shit! Anne was witty, charming, confident, and independent. Taylor is NONE of those things. Anne also got the hottie in the end, Gilbert Blythe. Taylor is racking up a long list of D-list gheys.
Fail.
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Douchechill!
Who cares about Taylor Swift....it's Bailey the Lion!! I'm usually creeped out by mascots, but he is the shit. Love him long time!
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LOL, sorry fishy... Charlie's words have fried mah brain.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 1:53pm.
ETA: Shit! sorry, wrong thread.
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C-: I was trying to figure out wtf you were talking about!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
LEAVE TMJ ALONE MK!!!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Thanks Jack, i LOVE this one:
If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning."
He sure likes the word winning. And he is more than one person... Is it wrong that i m LOVING THIS????
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
can someone post a link to the sheen insanity.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
but what happened to that other guy who wrote a song for her?...i thought they were living happily ever after already.
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"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
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@spicedong yeah yeah I was thinking he looked ghey for sures!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Nevermind. I just saw the link.
I don't remember who said it last night, but I agree- this sounds like the ramblings of someone on meth.
UBF -
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/two-and-a-half-men/we-are-high-priests-v...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
on second thought...i don't really think she's actually sleeping with all the boys she's been "dating."
"not so fast tom ryan..."
damn...she definitely likes them pretty and GAY!
Girl has issues.
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"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
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Jack, where did you get that Gold-Nugget of an Interview from? I checked TMZ and X17, NADA!!!
HELP!!!
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 1:45pm.
Chord? Further proof some parents truely hate their children.
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And/or are the Bold and the Beautiful fanatics.
... wasn't Chord a character on that show?
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 1:37pm.
Jeebus! Just what is her peen count for last year and half? *****************************************************
Considering this is her fourth closet case in two years, I'd say zero. Unless this bitch goes horseback riding, she's gonna be stuck with that hymen forever.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
I think this goody two shoes gets around a LOT more than her handlers would want us to think...
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
My god, yes -he looks likes a Culkin gone hulkin.
(Damn, that Mcauley is ugh-leeee!).
This is definately a PR stunt date.
He leans away, disinterested and she's got Mother Theresa hands clasped on her lap.
Is she an unlucky sap and dupe or is she herself of the lavender set?
If she was all purity rings and virgin things, wouldn't they be using that to pedestal her?
Perez claims his father is a huge, famous songwriter, they are all from Nashville, and that these two "have met before." as in this is a set up. Too bad. I think they actually look good together. And I don't think he will pressure her for sex. In fact you could almost count on it. So it's a win, win!
They look like a butch and lipstick lesbian couple who are also actually twins.
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ETA: Shit! sorry, wrong thread.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I cant help but like this chick and now that she sluts it around I cant help but like her that much more! I hates on her music though, just awful
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Chord? Further proof some parents truely hate their children.
Hogan. The Incredible has an Exwife?? Do tell..
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 1:40pm.
Raul Duke on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 1:37pm.
Jeebus! Just what is her peen count for last year and half?
- She is reaching DEFCON Sienna Miller.
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team black eyeliner! but you probably couldn't see it on her squints.
"not so fast tom ryan..."