Taylor Swift Is Getting Lazy
Plushie lion photo bomb alert! Sadly, this post is not about how Taylor of Green Gables has converted to Plushophilia and is now skipping through the wheat fields of Avonlea with a plushie lion who suffers from TMJ. No, this is about how Taylor Swift sat with Glee's Chord Overstreet at a Kings vs. Wild game at the Staples Center in L.A. last night. (Side note: I always confuse Chord Overstreet with Justin from Queer as Folk. And then I start to think that Chord would look a lot better if he was sitting on Brian Kinney's face.)
Taylor just finished up with a dude whose names rhymes with a million words, and now she's getting with a piece named CHORD. CHORD! Chord's name is a damn song in itself. My "don't give a fuck" cousin who has been held back from the 2nd grade twice could come up with billions of words that rhyme with CHORD. Taylor isn't even trying anymore. Homegirl is hypnotized by the fact that she can share shampoo with Chord and she's not thinking about how she needs to challenge herself! Ho needs to date a Thai dude and try to find something that rhymes with his name. Taylor is as lazy as her eyelids.
That being said, I cannot fully hate on this pairing because their couple name is: Sweet Tard
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I have seen some insnae interviews with Sheen but that one took the cake @kissingassand!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 1:39pm.
Isn`t that the kid the Hulk`s Exwife has been fucking??
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Which Hulk - Incredible or Hogan?
OMG Charlie Sheen was just fired from 21/2 Men. He just gave the most insane interview that got him fired. VATICAN ASSASIN WARLOCKS. That is all.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Queer As Folk FTW! Who wouldn't want to sit on Brian Kinney's face?
Anyway...this girl is so desperate for a boyfriend, it's not even funny.
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"When people ask me what I am, I just tell them I'm 100% cunt slut." - MK, 2/8/11
yea, she's been with several guys here lately... she needs to dress up those eyes with some thick black eyeliner if she wants to pull off the ho game.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
fuck I hope that lion is single
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Raul Duke on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 1:37pm.
Jeebus! Just what is her peen count for last year and half?
- She is reaching DEFCON Sienna Miller.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
Isn`t that the kid the Hulk`s Exwife has been fucking??
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
*yawn* but lol @ slurpee & raul.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Is Chord related to Kroy?
Jeebus! Just what is her peen count for last year and half? ************************************************************************************************ Profanity is a crutch used by ignorant motherfuckers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3s
Chord? wtf kinda name is that?
They look like brother and sister.
And she claps like she has an affliction.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Looks totally innocent and not a date. This guy could be a long lost Culkin brother.
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For someone who is marketed as sweet, innocent and virginal, this ho sure does get around a lot, She still bores me though ZZZzzz
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Zellwegger better step up her game, because there is a new professional beard in town!