Michael Douglas Defends CZJ's Honor
How does one greet the new Commander of the Order of the British Empire (whatever that is)? Do you get on the ground and salute with your nalgas ala Entrapment? Do you graciously bow down while saying under your breath, "The pleasure is mine, me lady...who isn't a minute over 41 and has never lied about her born year..."? Do you throw her a rose made of Botox vials? One thing I know you don't do is punch her in the face. And that's exactly what a paparazzo allegedly did to CJZ as she arrived at her hotel in London after being named the CBE.
In the video above from Entertainment Tonight, CZJ and Michael Douglas walk through a storm of camera flashes and once she gets to the front door of her hotel, she starts hollerin' out, "HE PUNCHED ME! HE PUNCHED ME! I WANT THE POLICE!" Who needs the bobbies when you've got Gordon Fucking Gecko?
If Michael Douglas was a band, his name would be Frail No More (GONG me and I'll call the bobbies), because he threw himself into the army of paps and puffed his nipples at the mofo who dropped a dose of disrespect on his wife.
The police were never called and CZJ's rep only said, "You saw it for yourself." But we really doesn't... You never actually see a pap's fist go into her face, but I'm going to choose to believe her. CZJ would never tell a lie (cut to her birth certificate laughing). I mean, who do we believe? A pap or THIS WOMAN:
Right? A glamour puss in a gold lamé catsuit deserves everyone's respect and trust!
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When is CZG going to cop to her **real** age?
There is NO way she can be 40. She is at least 45-47.
Catherine the photographers have a right to make a living. You are not the only one who gets to have some money to spend. At least you married your gold digging victim before getting pregnant. I will give you kudos for that. Way to many kids with idiot getto moms and no fathers running around.
Eli Manning?????
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Screw you, CZJ. Another snot who thinks she is gods gift to the world. That pap didn't even hardly punch you. Looks like you had the fist out.
some paparazzi can't do the job and should disappear. others are professional and thanks to them we get to see pics and to comment on dlisted so i can't hate but the one who allegedly punched CZJ really looks like a fucking retard!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Oh, fucking Christ, how I hate this horrific bitch. Has anyone ever watched her being interviewd on the red carpet? This nasty social climbing slag is the worst sort of name dropper - and not even subtlely. She will seriously go on ad nauseum about her "friends" in the industry and name everyone from fuckin' Jack Nicholson to Carrot Top to make herself look like such a famous "celebrity".
I don't know Michael Douglas much. I mean, yeah, he's an actor, an old school one, son of an even (MUCH) better actor, so what?
CZJ is an overrated actress, both in acting and looks. she lies about her age, she's a cunt by all accounts, so...
Why the fuck does anyone care about this couple?
She was just mad that they were really there for Michael.
I'm proud of many welsh actors in Hollywood, but I wish we could lose this over-rated valley's girl.
gald to see she is still a major bitch..no title can change that!
Honestly, the best that can be said about her is she resembles a Solid Gold Dancer past her prime.
I will never understand how she was able to snag an Oscar for the Dollywood dinner theatre performance she gave in Chicago.
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I always figured CZJ stood for Cubic Zirconia Jones, that 'fit proves I'm right.
kacky on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 7:56pm.
.Her legs are comically short. It's yucky.
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you're kind for stopping at the legs. i on the other hand think her entire figure is dumpy and the best feature she's got is her face.
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I guess she like freaks out everytime she sees one pap....
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 02/26/2011 - 1:36am.
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Submitted by gucci on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 11:15pm.
normally i don't condone violence but in this case i'll make an exception. CZJ is a vile creature but then you know something? so is michael duglous so i guess they deserve each other.
These comments are all priceless tonite I swear!
Urgh she is fucking awful. Did she remember to put her Welsh accent on (which she does when it suits her)? I cannot listen to the audio tape at the moment.
As for her age, well I think she is early 40s purely because she used to be on some shit show here about 18 years ago or something and the age kinda fits.
And this is the bitch who had the audacity to say: "A million dollars is not a lot of money for people like us" in her courtcase against Hello.
Fuck you CZJ. You got a lucky break by marrying Hollywood royalty and getting knocked up. Now sit down.
First of all it was probably just the camera lens touching her by accident. Secondly, why start hollering once you're inside? Why not deal with it yourself on the spot. Especially since she looked aggressive enough to do so. ZJ is too calculating to play a convincing damsel in distress.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I once thought she was hot - but that was apparently many, many years ago, as there ain't an ounce of that left in that ape in the pictures.
I loathe this bitch.
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I think a lot of people would stand in line to punch her. Whoever it was maybe bumped into her due to the crowd and she shouted it because she did not want some lowly little person touching her A list body.
normally i don't condone violence but in this case i'll make an exception. CZJ is a vile creature but then you know something? so is michael duglous so i guess they deserve each other.
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The advantage of having your eyelids removed (upper and lower) allows you to protect the Mrs. from every angle at any time...despite age or infirmity.
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Oh lordy, the British and their pretentious titles. *extreme eyeroll*
WTF does that even mean? Can she now command a fleet of ships or the starship enterprise??? Does William Shatner know about this shit?
By the looks of thumbnail 10 his camera probably knocked her forehead, as they were both momentarily blinded by the other paps camera flashes. If I looked like that I would protect myself too. She's got Michael to do it for her.
I looove him whispering, manically (sp?) "it was You, asshole" Rrroowrr.
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 8:36pm.
Thumbnails 9 & 10 - bitch is going bald.
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Is that the clip on bit from an extension?
Thumbnails 9 & 10 - bitch is going bald.
He thinks he's still in Falling Down, but he's missing 20 years and a bat.
.Her legs are comically short. It's yucky.
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What a drama queen! Listen bitch, you want your photo taken or not? Can't have it both ways. And I find it hard to believe that someone would punch her, especially when their income depends on taking her photo.
What an insufferable bitch...I imagine her a Mommy Dearest type at home with the help and kids..."THERE IS A SPECK OF DUST ON THE FLOOR !! A FUCKING SPECK!!! A SPECK OF DUST...YOU"RE FIIIIIIIIIRED !" which would be followed like a viscious beating at her hands.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 3:56pm.
CZJ is a snooty cunt.
If somebody really did punch her, I doubt that they'd ever stop.
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Oh god this is so true! Who could ever stop at just one?
I can't imagine anyone caring enough about this boring cunt to bother punching her.
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What a cunt
Michael Douglas defending CZJ is like Mr Rogers defending Grendel.
It's sweet Michael, but really, just stand back and let her go at it.
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Commander of the Order of the British Empire is a title that I just fortunately read is NOT a Dame Commander of the British Empire so unlike Dame Elizabeth Taylor and Dame Maggie Smith and Dame Joan Sutherland, she's still plain old CZJ. Anyway, in my reading about it - in 2001 both Jennifer Saunders and Dawn French both declined the "award". Like hell this bitch was going to be called "Dame" before Jennifer!
I love this!!! Love it!!! I don't care if the pap guy really punched CZJ or not. I just love it that cancer-riddled and aging tho he may be, my Michael got all Papa Bear and kicked ass. Yesss!! Bring it! Go, Michael! Go, Michael! Go, Michael!
Submitted by HellaciousB on Fri, 02/25/2011 - 4:46pm.
There is a creepy little passive aggressive fuck standing in the doorway and he does do something to her. I hate pathetic people like that. Get a life.
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There is a suspicious looking fellow, but I don't see him do anything. It doesn't look like he's close enough at any point before she gets inside.
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What a raging CUNT! She continues to scream He Punched Me! He Punched Me! yet not one of those 5-10 people that were right there saw anything. I think Michael Douglas just picked the first pap and shoved him so he could end the scene she was making.
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There is a creepy little passive aggressive fuck standing in the doorway and he does do something to her. I hate pathetic people like that. Get a life.
I can't see anything in this video so I'm forced to assume this old hag is just overreacting.
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CBE = Cunt of the British Empire
I guess they don't have much going on there until Wimlbledon.
Just watch, she'll try to sue someone over something. That's all she knows how to do now. I'm surprised she isn't suing someone about her husband's cancer.
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Didn't see anything in the vid (just heard her loud crude mouth)and the only touching I'm seeing in the thumbnails is CZJ grabbing the pap. Sounds like they had some body contact of some sort and she freaked out.
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I would've punched her for real. God she is an annoying woman. UGH!!
Too bad that CZJ can't get in the papers by ACTING anymore.
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Bloody eye! Bloody eye! O.o
Ol' Mike really looks like his dad in these pics.
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