Sunday, February 27th 2011
And Satan Just Became Celibate
Last night in Toronto, the Illuminati after-school program flunky Taylor Momsen made Satan's minions throw each other awkward glances when she took to the stage at Pretty Reckless' show wearing a tank top from PedoBear's Pentagram collection. If you've ever wondered whose fan letter Charles Manson scribbled "RETURN TO SENDER" on, you now have your answer.
Taylor's fuck parts might worship Satan, but ho's ass worships pancakes (or is it the other way around?). This dumpster panda Lolita's ass is so damn flat that I want to pull out a projector and watch the Oscars on it tonight.
"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
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This ho reeks of 'Trying To Hard' and I'm giving her epic side-eye right now.
She's fat. OINK!
She may f**k for Satan, but does she f**k for tracks like that other chick? Josh Stone or whatever...
She's such a fucking poseur. The music can't cash the hard rock checks she's writing with her shirt. The music doesn't totally suck or anything, but it's a little lightweight for the Satanic shit. Until she gets herself gangbanged by Slayer, stop trying so fucking hard sweetie.
Taylor Momsen already tries SO hard but she's gonna have to try even harder. Satan?? Ha! So passe. I've seen this shit a gazillion times already and it doesn't get any fresher with each pass. *yawns
Failed imitation of Courtney Love as a Mansonite.
1. She's not trying to be edgy, she literally fucks 4 Satan.
2. Bitch looks like she shat in that leather diaper.
3. I don't mind this ho.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 4:33am.
Your mother must be GORGEOUS. Joan Jett seems like a combination of dedicated musician,wise feminist and cool older sister. KStew & JJ now have a mutual respect club;no wonder Taylor Momsen is flailing away for attention.
Peaches is raunchy,but I like her. My favorite all women's band is The Donnas.
Foxes is a film about four troubled Valley girls in 1980. Cherie Currie plays a thinly disguised version of herself at the time,which is to say quirky,druggy,and flirty. Jodie Foster is the brainy den mother of the group. Her mother is a prototypical MILF who hates her hips. CC &JF are great together and their friendship drives the story.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 3:55am.
What's Foxes? A biopic or documentary? Cherie Currie definitely was one in a million.
I don't really listen to Peaches, but I've got to admit that she doesn't fit the same profile as all of the other "sexually liberated by contract" popstars.
I've watched Twilight with my sister, but wasn't much of a fan. I don't think I've seen anything else with her in it, but she doesn't bother me at all. I'd watch something with her in it, no problem. My mom may not have the spiked hair or wear leather jackets all of the time anymore but there'll always be something about Joan Jett that makes me like her because when I see her, I think of mom...and she's got a cool voice. I also can't harsh on Catherine Zeta Jones because she reminds me of my mother too. What a unique combination of resemblances.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 3:14am.
Oh dear. Taylor Muppet DOES have an identity crisis. There will never be another Deborah Harry, Suzi Quatro, Stevie Nicks,Liz Phair, or Cherie Currie. I've probably said this before-see Foxes to see Cherie as a young woman. She was one of a kind, despite having an identical twin.Did she actually audition? There's no way she could have done the girlie kissing scenes.
This vulgar child could shock if she covered her body and covered Peaches. Ever heard 'Fatherfucker' or Shake Yer Dix? Now THAT's edgy.
Kristen Stewart is a gifted actress from what I've seen, and she's good-looking. Mr. W LIKES the Twilight movies, and loves K-Stew from The Cake Eaters, etc. Sooner or later he'll nag me into watching more than one clip.(One of the vampire girls is a cuddly badass-dismembers rogue vamps without chipping her manicure.)
OMG, your mom is like Joan Jett? WOW! Mine is a 70 + headbanger but never dressed the part.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 2:54am.
Well, I'd bet Tay-Tay here would run home to take a shower or at least demand a wardrobe change if people were throwing mud and beer bottles at her. I like Snideychick's suggestion that this is her response to being snubbed as Cherie Curie in the Runaways film. You KNOW that just cinged the hairs on her designer twat. Remember when Tay-Tay was trying to be Debbie Harry? I thought she was annoying then, but I'd welcome that now. One identity crisis to another.
People knew more about the Runaways than what they wore on stage, even with the over the top outfits. People remember them decades later for their music. Will Taylor Momsen?
As for the Runaways flick, I hadn't really heard much about it, but I might watch it. I think that Kristen Stewart is gorgeous, actually, in a tough way like Joan Jett was (and still is...great features). Joan Jett reminds me of my mom; in the 80s, mum used to spike her hair like that and wear the leather jackets.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 1:26am.
Squick! The story behind L7 is that the crowd was throwing mud,beer,bottles,etc at them during an outdoor performance. Hence the used tampon flung in retaliation. Attack this one and she'd curl up in a little ball while screaming for her bodyguard/bass player to kick ass on her behalf. In the video for the one song of hers I like, she wears a rosary as jewelry and strips. Fetch my smelling salts. Taylor Muppet isn't an authentic rocker chick-Cherie Curie would have laughed in her face.
Speaking of Cherie Currie, I've seen The Runaways twice, and liked it. Overall the film was good-Michael Shannon almost stole the show. I've been a fan of Joan Jett since 1982. Kristen Stewart was amazing as JJ.She nailed everything about her-the singing voice, swagger,intensity,smirk,slouch, the hidden sweetness. Most of all, the girl can shred. KS was not as sexy as Joan Jett, but who the hell is? In her prime, men and women wanted to be her or do her.
Many still do.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 1:11am.
Taylor Momsen has yuppie "baggage", that instantly disqualifies her from ever having the credentials for "fucking for Satan". On a scale of "recklessness" from homecoming queen to GG. Allin, she's Molly fucking Ringwald in The Breakfast Club. If she (or any of her lameass contemporaries for that matter) really wanted to merit a response, she'd pull an L7 and whip a used tampon into the audience but that won't happen because she's too pristine. She's too image conscious and is too concerned about being sexual, and it's the same with all of them.
I think that as long as you don't go about advertising yourself, you shouldn't have anything held against you, but since she DOES declare herself such a hardass, she deserves what she gets.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
oh, poor little jenny. her mom and dina lohan must be sisters
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:59am.
Fucking A, girlfriend. Send her to chop Lada Gag's (typo, it stays) lines.Let her go back to corrupting Lourdes the daughter of Madonna. Find a dangerous punk scene in another country and strand her there without a valid passport.
If you consider what a traditional girlhood I had, I haven't room to talk either. However, i'm not selling myself as a singing plaster caster. Sure.Fine. Whatever.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:44am.
Indeed, and yes, if she wants to be a real fucking wreck, then she should start living like one. No more of this spoiled rich bitch shit, I mean really slumming it.
I know that I'm not much of one to talk with my love of all things heavy metal and I admit, I adore black metal as probably my favorite genre of music. However, for the most part those musicians are low-key and even though I doubt they're really that scary in person, they compensate with the props, gimmicks, scary makeup, etc. with music that sounds equally dark.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
We actually have a similar body type, but that's exactly how I began to look when I started to let go of myself. Just a warning. Coming from experience, it starts out not bad, but an extra few begets an extra 10 begets an extra 20, begets an extra...you know where this is going. We appear to gain weight in similar areas. We get thicker and the face, arms, and gut. The tits won't make up for it after the weight gain reaches a certain point, because you look like a two legged octopus anyway.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:22am.
Ooooh, yes. Nothing screams "I fuck for Satan" more than being on Gossip Girl and music that sounds like any given generic, manufactured radio rock. Another one who exaggerates importance on spectacle whose music fails to live up to their ostentacious image.
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This vulgar child got that T-shirt while sitting on Bad Santa's lap. It's all been done before,yawn. No one can run wild like a csg in a go to hell mood. (I used to wear safety pins in my ears and black lace lingere beneath a tweed uniform, knee socks, starched blouse and all.)
Cherie Currie has become yet another aging, Botoxed Valley Girl who is fluent in 12 speak. Her edge is gone with the fucking Santa Ana wind. Someone boot this twit up the ass and straight through a third floor window without opening it first. Better yet, force Courtney Love to adopt her. Bitch wants rocker chick chaos, she can get it from the source.
Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 10:52pm.
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sins are Forgiven
Slide it in.
Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 10:52pm.
I don't think anyone said that "sex=sin".
That being said, this generation is what makes me feel ashamed of MY sexuality.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
Ooooh, yes. Nothing screams "I fuck for Satan" more than being on Gossip Girl, ATTENDING THE JUSTIN BIEBER MOVIE PREMIERE, and making music that sounds like any given generic, manufactured radio rock. Another one who exaggerates importance on spectacle whose music fails to live up to their ostentacious image.
She doesn't look fat, but she looks like a bloated cadaver washed ashore, and not in the "metal" way. She looks more like she's auditioning for a corpse extra on CSI: Miami. Fail.
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"I'm the guardian of this land,
I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
-Opera IX (Under the Sign of the Red Dragon)
This girl ain't fat. If she's fat... then Angelina Jolie must be "just right." With that said, who said sex = sin?
It looks like she's gained about 25 lbs. She used to have a beautiful face and a good figure but now she looks fat and unattractive. Maybe Satan is responsible for her new look?
So fake.
A desperate girl showing how fucked up she is.
Dumb Fuck Fame Whore
She gives CUNT (a word and a body part I lurve) a bad name.
What a terrifying and sad state our world is in for..what a horrible horrible destiny in our sights when anyone in their right mind would ever want to admit to looking at,listening to or promoting in any way, this obscene garbage. It is a sad state of affairs.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
Put some clothes on and go to school, dipshit.
People created Satan and I've a sneaking suspicion they created God, too.
But that's cool if it fulfills a need people have. It's not hurting anyone unless people go all wacky with it.
This girl...she's got coke bloat or something. Idk. Or birf control bloat. In her face, anyway. And I don't even want to think about how much leather underwears would STINK. Ew.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 4:45pm.
"People dismiss dark energy and laugh it off but its real and its not something you invoke in order to be cool and edgy."
I'm totally not trying to be a dick here, but...is there proof that "dark energy" is real? I mean, scientific proof?
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I don't have scientific proof but I've seen and experienced shit that would make your skin crawl. Overall, I would rather just not mess with it. Its not something you call forth to yourself whether or not it looks cute on a t-shirt. Just to clarify, some dark energy also comes in form of "all things holy" So I stay away from all forms of religion or the occult.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
Does she think this will shock people? Yawn! I sort of feel bad because obviously the poor thing is craving the attention she must not have gotten when she was a little kid from her folks.
Does she realize that people think she is a poser and that this stuff isn't cool? I wonder what some real Satanists would think about all of this..
For the love of Jesus and all that is holy, please don't let her be pregnant. I might have to self-immolate if that were the case. Hopefully that's just an unflattering angle.
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I have it on good authority that Satan thinks you're fat, Taylor.
Her body is just unfortunate. Bet she already rocks some cellulite on that pancake ass. I think Satan is only interested the good little girls and little wannabe harlots are subliminal to him.
O.o Oooookay then. Well, good to know that you are having sexual intercourse for Satan. Make sure to wear protection so you don't get any funkfunk. Or maybe she thought the shirt said Santa? You get better presents that way, you know by fvcking.
Is she trying to be edgy or just retro? Wasn't this silliness big with the heavy metal crowd of the late 70s/early 80s?
What's next Taylor? You'll remember Satanic ritual abuse as a youngster, or being abducted and prodded by aliens?
Mandy moore looks like an exotic (ice)dancer.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Mila Kunis did a bump in the limo cuz homegirl is twitching.
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MK is tweeting! Hopefully drunk! I am about to watch this mess called the Oscars
LynD
YOUNG DUMB BITCH
OH AND SHES UGLY TOO
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:11pm.
So sick of these people trying to teach the next generation that Satan is as powerful or as strong as God. He is not. God created "Satan" just like he created you and me. Satan knows this. It is up to the individual whether you hand over your power to the idea that Satan and God are equal.
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I don't believe in God or Satan so I'm not scared of her t-shirt.
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LOL fishsticks, best comment on the whole thread.
Having said that, I've known some Satanists and they are not like Momsen, AT ALL. They're cult, well-read people who believe in something that I personally don't believe in or particularly agree with. Like, you know, Christians. In fact, the base concepts behind Satanism and Christianity overlap a lot, I was surprised with that. They do have a radically different point of view, based on those same concepts, though. Those Satanists I know are well-versed in the bible and other judeo-christian texts. I was surprised to learn that it was a de facto religion and not some poser shit heavy metal kids like Momsen pledge allegiance to to appear 'cool' and heh, I'm not big on bashing other people's beliefs, I prefer bashing other people's actions if it comes to that. :D
Also, I'm totally going to start calling TMom Metal Skipper from now on.
Sadness.
Bitch has a voice, though.
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
-Me, according to Jack
Bowchica have you seen Taylor's mother? She makes White Oprah look like Mother Teresa.
http://photos.posh24.com/p/611619/l/taylor_momsen/taylor_momsens_rocksta...
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Birth control is making Metal Skipper's figure a little more rounded, which is good. Her look and act and the fact that anyone supports this despite her age? Not good.
I have such a difficult time understanding how anyone can think she is fat or that her thighs are too wide for stockings. I can't understand how her mother allows her to go out dressed like that but not because she's too fat for the outfit. I think she is aging into a young woman who isn't as cute as she was when she was young. It's just like Miley Cyrus. Miley was adorable as a pre-teen when she was Hannah Montana but her looks haven't aged into that of "hot". TM's whole shtick relies on their target market of high school kids thinking she is hot and that her life is enviable...one they would trade with. Talent is an afterthought. Pretty Reckless definitely has a shelf life.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 02/27/2011 - 5:11pm.
So sick of these people trying to teach the next generation that Satan is as powerful or as strong as God. He is not. God created "Satan" just like he created you and me. Satan knows this. It is up to the individual whether you hand over your power to the idea that Satan and God are equal.
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I don't believe in God or Satan so I'm not scared of her t-shirt.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK