ESCANDALO: Zac Efron Caught Holding Hands With A Guy

That is the National Enquirer's headline, but they underlined, bolded and leaned the "with a guy" part for maximum dramatic effect. You know, it feels like Miss Benita is whispering this into your ear while waiting in the line for the bathroom at church. Cooch clutch your kegel beads, etc...

An eyewitness tells the Enquirer (via Boy Culture & Towleroad) that Zac chose an NBA party at the W Hotel to openly show his love for the peen by following around a hot buff piece. The hot buff piece must cum Creme de la Mer and have ass lips that taste like blueberry lip gloss, because the witness says that Zac kept at him all night. Zac's on-and-off-again girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens was there and she really didn't give a Mickey Mouse shit that he was on a new crotch.

And at one point, Zac and the object of his erection held hands! The surprised witness will explain it for you: "I was shocked at how relaxed and open Zac was with this guy. He walked around talking to him, smiling and holding his hand right in front of everyone, including Vanessa. People were wondering if maybe it was a stunt to make Vanessa jealous. But truthfully, Zac really seemed into the guy. It was bizarre."

Yeah, yeah, yeah... We're living in a time where babies learn how to take undetected cell phone video of a ho before they learn how to talk, so where is the proof? I'm going to tell the Enquirer what I tell every bitch on Craigslist who brags that they've got a mushroom head 8-incher: show me the pictures, bitch!

(Thanks to Mark for sending this mess in)

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by tatiara on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:37am.

He looks bigger now..He used to look so cute before
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Submitted by Burnt Reynolds on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:40pm.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:07pm.
zac may be the gay, but it doesn't explain why his head got so fat...

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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 3:32pm.

I like those pix with george bush holding hands with Prince Abdullah

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Submitted by Richiegay on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:32pm.

Why is it that some people refuse to believe that other people will fuck anything that is hot regardless of plumbing. I promise you non believers that some guys & gals will switch sides in the blink of an eye, that said, I never believed Zac was anything but gay.

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:53pm.

Oh, who cares? Half the leading men in Hollywood are actually gay - how is this little story news?

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:49pm.

Where is the 'hand holding'??? It just looks like Mary is holding her own hands together.

Submitted by toofargone on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:49pm.

he's about the only guy in "young Hollywood" that I find attractive... can't help it

the Channing Tatums & Kellan Lutz's - despite the muscles & stupid porn-names-gone-wrong are just kinda blah

Submitted by LolaBella on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:49pm.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:55am.

I hated twinked up High School Musical Zack but I am finding myself oddly slightly attracted to this butch(er) Zack...never have such thoughts entered my mind.
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I know what you mean...the same thoughts have entered my mind lately too.
I think cutting the ridiculous bangs and putting on a little weight did wonders for him.

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I concur. There was a post a while back where he's looking mighty manly and not so purrty.

Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:22pm.

I feel bad for him. If he comes out his career is dead. If he does not he is living a lie. And, it will happen eventually anyway. Maybe he should join Scientology? That's it.

Submitted by Serafina on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:28pm.

Wanna see the reciepts.

Submitted by Burnt Reynolds on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:10pm.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 2:07pm.
zac may be the gay, but it doesn't explain why his head got so fat...

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Submitted by cripbabe on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 1:01pm.

oh BFD - what's so great about this trick anyway? IMHO, he's an overrated, second-stringer, that now, may or may not love gobblin' the weener and has been carting around a beard for years. isn't that what half of Hollywood does already?

Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:57pm.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:55am.

I know what you mean...the same thoughts have entered my mind lately too.
I think cutting the ridiculous bangs and putting on a little weight did wonders for him.

lol

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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:37pm.

How come Lindsay can shack up with a woman and have her as an open girlfriend for years and she is just considered wacky and Zack holds some guys had once and he is gay? They are both homosexuals. But the standard for women is different. People tend to think of them as bisexuals which is a lot of crap. You are either on or the other.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:37pm.

zac may be the gay, but it doesn't explain why his head got so fat...
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Submitted by UltraBaroque on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:05pm.

Is a mushroom head more desirable?

Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:05pm.

Gee I hope he doesn't wait 20 fucking years or when he needs a relevance boost to state the obvious and come out like Ricky Martin did. He is fooling NO ONE.

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:58am.

Clearly, he's gay. I wish him well and hope that - whether he decides to come out of the closet or not - that he feels fine about his sexuality and lives his life exactly as he wants.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:56am.

Wow, what a shock. I would never have guessed that he's gay. Here's my surprised face, looking surprised.

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As for holding hands, um, I hope the NE isn't talking about THAT picture, because you can clearly see that he's holding his OWN hand, and the dude next to him has his arm across his own lap.

And in the picture accompanying the article, he's ALSO holding his own hand, unless the dude next to him has the same size hand, same shirt, and is reaching the OTHER hand across.

He's gay, but I don't think he's given up on leading man just yet.

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Submitted by UltraBaroque on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:52am.

coming out would be career suicide for Zack. This is going to get ugly.

The Enquirer outs Travolta in every issue. Nothing.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:44am.

He probably has soft, supple hands no one can resist.

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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:41am.

coming out would be career suicide for Zack. This is going to get ugly.

Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:37am.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:40pm.

No straight guy I know would voluntarily hold another man's hand. My hubby accidentally caressed his brother's hand (big and hairy) once thinking it was mine (fairly petite and hairless). When he realised his mistake he was so embarrased - my never-ending laugh did not help - that he said he never wanted to talk about it again. Up to this day (it's been almost 20 years) this topic is still a no-go area. So two straight guys holding hands..., I don't think so.

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You know what homophobia is really about, right? LOL. Come on, years later?

Srsly, straight guys that are that insecure have other issues with homophobia. Otherwise gayness does not make them so uncomfortable.

I get the gay vibe from him, but it's not that strong. More importantly I don't really care.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:36am.

Who are these people

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:36am.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:31pm.
FU DWM!

You would like that wouldn't you.. ghey.

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Submitted by i_heart_jack on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:24am.

In the photo above it's his two hands that are clasped together. So, he loves himself?

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:19am.

Struggling to contain my shock (sarcasm) but LOL @ the Miss Benita reference. "I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard that from me!".

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Submitted by Inigo Jones on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:18am.

Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:21am.

SUPRISE!! 1ST

hahaha. Now that was a surprise.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:18am.

He needs to come out of the closet. His career as a "straight man" isn't working out anyway.

Submitted by Inigo Jones on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:16am.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:40pm.
No straight guy I know would voluntarily hold another man's hand.

Some cultures "allow" it, like China, Korea, Vietnam, and some parts of Eastern Europe (?). (Straight women, too.)

Zac is gay gay gay.

Submitted by Burnt Reynolds on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:11am.

I remember fighting with teenage girls years ago when they told me Neil Patrick Harris wasn't gay.

But they never argued about Danny Pintauro.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:10am.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by from athens on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:09am.

please stop making this sweet boy an adult leading man.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 11:01am.

FU DWM!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:57am.

yeah, bizarre. No one knows Zac is ghey? How blind are they?

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Submitted by DianaDeath on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:56am.

Zzzzz. Wake me when this bitch shocks the shit out of soccer moms. (But not anyone with half-functioning gaydar) with his, "Yep, I'm Gay" People magazine cover... Zzzz

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:53am.

I still don't get a gay vibe from him. *shrugs*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:52am.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:16pm.
I kissed my mom. Am I gayelle?

Yes and an incestual one you nasty beyotch

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:51am.

The Towelroad comments section used the word "gayborhoods," which I never heard of (but then I'm straight and square.)

I'll never get over someone using the term "fagmo" on here. I giggled like a schoolgirl.

On topic: Big whoop. Pictures?

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Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:51am.

It's just bromance!

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:46am.

I kissed my mom. Am I gayelle?

Submitted by agirl on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:46am.

Well in that pic he is holding his *own* hand.

And two guys holding hand is "bizarre"?

Actually, two guys holding hands is "no big deal". If I am going to get worked up over pics of two guys doing something, it had better be something more than holding hands or I want my money back.

Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:45am.

He was Nick Gruber's real birthday present.

Submitted by Jana on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:41am.

blah blah, we can all act or feel a little gayelle at times.

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Submitted by Datura on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:40am.

Maybe it was strictly platonic hand-holding, followed by strictly platonic hand-jobbing.

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Submitted by moriah on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:35am.

No photos, no truth.

Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:33am.

so this would imply there are pictures.

cough up the evidence or he's still innocent until proven guilty, unfortunately. #ditquoishrug

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:28am.

Submitted by Raul Duke: "Perez just bukakeed himself. Then shoved a 3rd Zac action figure up his buttsex hole, present count = 3 Zacs, 1 Bieber. "

That made me laugh so hard. Perhaps because I totally picture it being accurate.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 10:25am.

I hated twinked up High School Musical Zack but I am finding myself oddly slightly attracted to this butch(er) Zack...never have such thoughts entered my mind.