David Arquette Injured In A Car Crash

David Arquette is laid up in an emergency room right now after he turned his Cadillac's steering wheel a little to the left and crashed right into oncoming traffic. TMZ has the pictures of David lying face up in the grass if that's what you need to see before happy hour.

A witness tells TMZ that David was right behind a car that hit their brakes all of a sudden. David must've not heard my mom when she screamed VEER RIGHT! VEER RIGHT! ALWAYS! during our driving lessons, because he went the opposite direction and bashed right into another car.

David's rep tells People that he's doing "fine" and is in the hospital to really make sure he's fine.

No word if everybody in the other car is okay. As they say, this shit is developing (but I know you're already throwing a "bring out the breathalyzer" look)...

UPDATE: David is well enough to operate a BlackBerry, because he Tweeted this an hour later: "Remember to wear your seatbelt-wish I was. I got into a car accident but I'm fine. Luckily I have dragon's blood running through my veins. Haha Thank you for all your concern."

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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 10:17pm.

I'm very happy he is fine.

He is going to need to calm down and chill out.

He must go looking for a new Mommy immediately, cuz it looks like Court Cox has committed to fucking her Cougartown guy exclusively.

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 3:49pm.

I guess the "dragon's blood" quote might have been mildly amusing if Charlie Sheen hadn't already gone there with his "warlock" comment.

Actually no, it wouldn't.

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 8:06am.

As IDLYITW said, more like cougar blood.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 10:22am.

David is a very hot-looking homosexual - with beautiful (is it real?) hair!

Mary was driving through the capitol of FudgePackLandia (WeHo) on a quiet side street. Perhaps she spotted something very hot on the street that caused her ovaries to go into overdrive, thus causing her to take her eyes from the road.

Are there nude photos of David?

Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 12:55am.

That is one old looking 39 year old.

Submitted by KA on Sat, 03/05/2011 - 12:54am.

Why. in. hell. do. people. NOT. WEAR. SEATBELTS!!!!!!!!! "Hey! Wasn't wearing my seatbelt but I'm okay!" What a dumb fuck. Attention seeking much, David?

Submitted by Noir Easter on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 10:22pm.

His twatter just blew it for me.
I can't respect.

Submitted by Uptown James on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 9:44pm.

If he's so fuking stoopid to not wear a seat belt, how is it that he's not been killed yet doing other dangerous shit---- like sucking on power cords while taking a bath?
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Submitted by chezchez on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 6:59pm.

Even when he is injured, he is still a twat.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 6:42pm.

He has dragon blood in his veins and shit for brains.

Can't blame CC for dumping this fool.

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Submitted by Falmouth on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 6:33pm.

Who the hell drives around without a seat belt (since 1973, anyway)? He must be as dumb as he seems.

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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 6:08pm.

Ahhaha, maybe "I have tiger's blood running through my veins" is copyrighted by Charlie, because David tweeted that he has dragon's blood. Nice workaround David!

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 6:03pm.

David is fine, but he's still boring and fucking annoying.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 5:59pm.

TMZ has a story about him tweeting "I'm fine I have tiger's blood" or something like that. The Charlie Sheen jokes can't stop fast enough. And I guess he wasn't wearing a seatbelt...that is just stupid.

Submitted by Dolly_D on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 5:54pm.

My first thought was suicide attempt. Esp. with Court and her new piece on display.

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Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 5:44pm.

So, pics of Court and her new piece surface and David has an accident. Seems a little coincidental to me. However, hope he's okay and that no one else was hurt.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 5:32pm.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 6:58pm.
I've always liked David. He's never seemed to take himself too seriously.

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He tweeted a slightly snarky message about having tiger's blood in his veins. The message is at TMZ.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 5:28pm.

I've always liked David. He's never seemed to take himself too seriously.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 5:23pm.

Submitted by scruffylove on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 6:40pm.

Although Mr. Arquette has a history of alcoholism, I also agree with you that we should wait and see if he was actually driving under the influence.

Submitted by scruffylove on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 5:10pm.

Oh! It's dlisted! Thanks. I wondered what I've been reading all this time.

But the way I see it, it's pretty rude to make gross speculations about people who have been injured.

If we find out he was drunk: go nuts.

But right now it sounds like the type of accident that happens all the time. Saying that he was driving drunk an caused an accident is a pretty heavy accusation.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:49pm.

Submitted by scruffylove on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 6:14pm.
Until there is word that he was drinking: STFU about drunk driving.

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It's dlisted. Get over yourself!

Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:49pm.

Sexting and driving don't mix.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:46pm.

Was this close to his home and he hadn't yet reached the Highway?

Seems like a neighborhood, not anything near LAX

Submitted by scruffylove on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:44pm.

Until there is word that he was drinking: STFU about drunk driving.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:40pm.

Ankled over to TMZ and took a gander at the pix. Odd that he was in a residential neighborhood if he was on it way to LAX.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:32pm.

I think he was drinking and didn't want courtney to know so he took his show on the road.

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Submitted by Inigo Jones on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:32pm.

OnStar Operator: "What is the nature of your emergency?"

Arquette: *giggles, snuffles*

Submitted by lora on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:32pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 5:38pm.

Well, I'm really more concerned about the people he plowed into. Drunk drivers are usually okay but the people they hit always seem to die gruesomely.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:25pm.

Scary, scary shit - I hope everyone's ok. Those cars looked smashed to hell.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 5:53pm.
I hope he wasn't driving drunk!
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:23pm.

I hope he wasn't driving drunk!

Glad to hear he's ok. All the overdramatic details I first got from TMZ made it sound like he was fatally injured.

Submitted by Inigo Jones on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:14pm.

I doubt that's him in the photos: no lime-green suit with bedazzled tie.

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:12pm.

I actually heard about it on the news but all they said was that he crashed into uncoming traffic and was in critical condition..My first thought was that he tried to kill himself...glad to know that wasn't the case.

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:09pm.

Didn't he just get out of rehab?

Submitted by snideychick on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:09pm.

Snideychick sez:

He was heading to the airport to fly to Vegas for a store opening with Kim Whoretrashian.

Yep, I'd veer into oncoming trafic too just to get out of that.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:08pm.

Well, I'm really more concerned about the people he plowed into. Drunk drivers are usually okay but the people they hit always seem to die gruesomely.

And YES. I think he was drunk. Based on nothing.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:05pm.

I seriously hope he wasn't drinking. For Coco's sake.
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Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:03pm.

Gawd, right after I broke into the vodka.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:03pm.

"David is lying on the ground right now -- bleeding -- as fire trucks are racing to the scene."

Really, TMZ?..do we really need a play-play (along with invasive pictures) of someone who was involved in a head on crash? The state of humanity these days never ceases to amaze me. On a sidenote: I think him and Charlie Sheen to have thier own variety show.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:03pm.

Suicide attempt - knew he would never get his hands on Courtney's new boobies.

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