Cue The Pacifier Outrage!
When I was in the third grade, my dentist kindly took my mother aside and told her that if I didn't stop sucking my thumb like its pores secreted Pixy Stix sugar, my mouth would look like a weathered piece of wood with rusty crooked nails stuck in it. Like a horse who just sucked off a chainsaw. Just all kinds of fucked up. And I had it bad too. I used to sneak in a quick thumb suck under my desk when nobody was looking and ask to go to the bathroom so I could suck some more (insert your "some things STILL never change" joke here). But I agreed to work on my thumb sucking addiction when my mother told me that it would affect my future social life and I'd have to use a map to brush my teeth. They give me a golf glove to wear and I was cured a week later! So because of this, I feel like I can't fully judge Suri Cruise for still using a pacifier at the age of 4.
Who cares if she's dressed like Charlotte from Sex and the City and has a binky in her mouth?! Who cares if she probably replaces that pacifier with a bottle when she gets home?! Who cares if she's going to have summer teeth (summer pointing to the side, summer pointing down...)?! Who cares if she's going to be that girl in high school with 8 inch stilettos on her feet and a diamond encrusted Cartier pacifier in her mouth?!
Stepford Katie doesn't give a Tommy Girl jizz dingle so why should we? Although, she probably doesn't notice since the words "WHY ME!?" that constantly flash in her eyes block most of her view.
That being said, Suri needs to design her outfits around that pacifier. Suri should get some wide leg JNCO jeans, a Cookie Monster t-shirt, candy bead necklaces and some Muppet fur platform boots. RAVER SURI!
Here's more of Raver Suri with her two assistants (including Katie) in Vancouver yesterday afternoon.
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That child should not be sucking on a pacifier still.
It's going to fuck up the way her teeth come in and she's going to permentantly have ugly thumbsucker teeth like my sister in law has.
She's a frickin 31yo woman and still sucks her damn thumb. She's also pregnant. How's THAT going to look when baby and mother are both sucking their thumbs. BLEH.
Forget the dummy (pacifier) apparently Suri has her own credit card. That's the card she uses to buy her designer shit...no joke. A 4 year old with her own credit card. This fucking kid screams brat. She's gonna be one hell of a teenager!
If you saw her in a group of other children you would pick her out as the special child who dresses herself with the clothes she finds in the bottom of the dirty cloths hamper and nothing ever matches. She is lucky to find socks to wear on her little feet and her shoes never match her outfits. Her hair looks like it hasn't been washed in weeks or had a brush near it in at least that long. Do they even talk to this child or help her with social skills? At 16 the new about her will be very interesting.
That is THE DAMM LUCKIEST Chinese adopted child in the world!!!
Bai Ling and Pikachu's daughter is LIVING THE LIFE YAL!!
I wished I was adopted by a robot dead in the eyes mommy and a power bottom slutty midget dad who has a fetish for big cocks and wrestling gear.
Oh the life i could have had.
Playing dress up, sharing make up tips, trying out high heels stilettos, gossiping about cute boys like zac efron, going shopping!! And mommy would have been fun too :)
And I'd have SOOO MANY UNCLES since that what daddy told be about the different men who come over each night to have sleepovers with him.
One time i had a nightmare in my dreams (my pacifier was not cartier!!! it was a fake) and i ran into the bedroom and saw a electric cable connected to mommy's ass and the wall socket, and daddy and uncle John Revolta were giving a NEW uncle who i have never met before, and they were giving up CPR.
since then, i never let go of my pacifier....
Love her shoes.
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
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I know a 24 year old that drives a beemer, lives in Newport Beach & still sucks her thumb at night so what's different? lol
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This thumbnail proves that there's always a true beauty lurking in the dark ready to snatch the spotlight away from you. Watch out.
The Nanny put super glue on it and shoved it in her mouth to keep the little brat quiet. Good thinking Nanny.
What more is there to say? The child runs the parents and that's that.
Mini Charlotte lol.
Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 6:05pm.
@ PRmamacita, I'll have to remember that remedy. Does it have to specifically be a Kentucky dog? Or will any dog shit do? ;-)
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LOL! It must be certified, grade A, homegrown, free-range Kentucky dog shit to work :) And seeing the dogs that roam that neighborhood, well..........
*shudders*
This kid will be a holy terror by age 16. Trust.
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Shiitake happens...
Beautiful coat, teddy bear, and SHOES, though. Glass half full, I don't know.
Sucking on a pacifier at age four will be the least of her problems in life, okay?
(I sucked my thumb forever.)
By the way, how much longer will this "marriage" last? How long is that contract for? And what the hell was up with my girl Penelope Cruz? Am I to believe that they were really together, like TOGETHER? But then again, after being with him, like Nicole, she got more roles in Hollywood. Alas. I dunno, I dunno...
Good fucking grief...lemme guess, she's still breastfeeding and wearing diapers...I wish them luck with that child, it's borderline abuse and she will likely be an intolerable little asshole...just sayin
My daughter's daycare doesn't let her have a pacifier, but I do. Well, for now. I've been throwing them away one by one.
Next I have to deal with potty training.:(
On topic: Suri is going to be worse that Lindsay,Miley, and Paris Hilton combined.
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
-Adele
Team suck your thumb til your parents get you a retainer with one of those metal loops fused into it, so your thumb doesnt fit into your mouth any more and your whole oral fixation sensation is ruined.
I m glad they did it, though, my teeth would have been FUCKED UP otherwise....
fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
@ PRmamacita, I'll have to remember that remedy. Does it have to specifically be a Kentucky dog? Or will any dog shit do? ;-)
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
I don't like seeing Binky and Mom Jeans in my beautiful Vancouver while I am two time zones away in the cold and having a blah day.
Submitted by snideychick on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 1:52pm.
Snideychick sez:
I was such a vigorous thumb sucker that I developed a callous on it. My parents told me it was cancer and if I didn't stop my thumb would rot off. So at five years of age I quit cold turkey. True story.
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That is HILARIOUS! I mean, mean to tell a kid that, but so damn funny as a parent to think that horror up!
Here's another:
My hubby was 5 and had it BAD with his thumb, so his babysitter took him into the front yard and stuck his thumb in a big pile of dog shit. He never sucked it again.
And THAT'S how it's done in eastern Kentucky, y'all.....
HAHA Love 'summer teeth'
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"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
P.S. for what it's worth, my teeth are FINE! Well, lots of cavities, but they're straight. I was one of the few in my crowd who didn't have to wear braces.
Sorry for the late response to Caprica Six: well, going back to age 5 is like going back on the waaaaaaay back machine for me (!), but I think I just quit the thumb on my own. Back in those days, I was a fairly obedient kid so if my parents told me to give up the thumb for Lent, I did what they said (of course, I was already primed for the evil nuns who would come later and teorrorize my every move 'til I was able to convince my 'rents not to force us kids to go to Catholic school)....but, that is another story for another day.....
A weathered piece of wood with rusty crooked nails stuck in it. LMAO! My sister in law had my niece off the pacifer when she was 1 1/2 years old. She did not want a ton of expensive dentist bills.
Just has that ragamuffin look about her; so not stylin'. And the binky? Nooo. But hey, at least she's walking on her own.
I feel sorry for Suri..nothing about her seems genuine like a child. She never seems to be smiling I understand she is growing up in a crazy cult with a closeted father and a depressed mother, she never seems to be just a kid. I would not trade my childhood of skinned knees from playing too hard with my friends, crushes, hand me down clothes from my sister, for all the money she has. She will probably grow up to be a self entitled spoiled bitch...totally out of touch with the real world.
Submitted by Juniperjump on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 3:35pm.
She looks just like Tom Cruise. You could say she looks like Hartnett, but that's because Tom and Josh pretty much have the same face.
Well theres another one of my childhood crushes whos now officially tainted by mah brain
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
She looks just like Tom Cruise. You could say she looks like Hartnett, but that's because Tom and Josh pretty much have the same face.
Eeesh. My kid is 2 and I'm a bit ashamed to say she still has a dummy. Only for sleeping and long journeys...and when she's sick. And tantruming. Fuck. I'm a shitty mother!! I just can't face throwing them away....
I sucked my thumb until I was 9 or so. My teeth are wonky because of it. I also bite my nails, and smoked for years. I must have been weaned too early!
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Meh. These scienos just breed kids with arrested development issues, so it doesn't surprise me at all to see this kid with a pacifier. That's how these whackos roll.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by GrayGooseLover on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 2:48pm.
With all the meth and coke that Josh was rumored to be doing, its no wonder that Suri acts like she's retarded
YUP!
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 2:34pm.
Suri = a mini Josh Harnett in a wig. Come on, look at her!
I'm sticking with my theory that he's the REAL daddy.
With all the meth and coke that Josh was rumored to be doing, its no wonder that Suri acts like she's retarded
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
I guess.. she *could* maybe be a Mapother.
there is a slight resemblance to Uncle Billy.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm290757888/nm0544611
I'll start worrying when we see her out in public with blue/gray/silver hands
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What's up, douchebag?
You are shitting me, that kid is still sucking on a pacifier? Can't wait to see what a train wreck this kid turns out to be when she's grown up.
Suri = a mini Josh Harnett in a wig. Come on, look at her!
I'm sticking with my theory that he's the REAL daddy.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Hubster & I planned a trip to Disneyland, and threw my son's chupie in the water on Pirates of the Caribbean.
I thought it was a stupid, cheesy idea - and it was. But it WORKED. He was 1.
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Submitted by Centaurious: I do feel sorry for guys who are small. I mean, a girl can be flat-chested, but as long as her cooch is in good working order, she's good to go.
Maybe that's the only thing that keeps her whiny demanding little trap shut.
Serenity now. Orthodontics later.
My evil SIL has legs like that, but worse. They have no tone or definition and cankles. They also splay out at the bottom like a giraffe's. Bitch does NOT CARE. She wears skinny jeans and short skirts and leggings as if she has the best legs ever.
I've noticed that about women with bowed legs, too (so many are Asian, what's up with that?). It's like they WANT people to notice their deformed legs.
Eh, more power to them, I guess.
It stole it from dad.
Most pacifier pkges read til 18mos. So maybe the manufactures are on to something... We were fortunate to have my son off the chupon (spanish)by 13mos. This was due to him chewing and pulling on it, which created a hole, which led him to throw it across the room. Even in the middle of the night, if it had a hole, he'd chuck it, and go back to sleep. I'm hoping for the same for my daughter.
the reason they say not to let the child is because it messes up the teeth, but her parents have enough money to fix them, so who cares? She'll probably go the way of veneers like daddy did anyway.
We yanked the paci from our first baby at 1 year old. It was a shitty few days but it was so worth it. I was tired of looking for stray pacifiers and the panic of leaving the house and realizing we were empty handed ha.
It just looks fucking creepy with a giant kid and a pacifier. And it's lazy parenting.
Just noticed Katie has RICHARD SIMMONS LEGS. Puffy, look like they are filled with fluid or something and shows even more with all of the tight pants she wears. Not fat, just looks creepy and fluid filled. WTF
Submitted by Defined1 on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 1:37pm.
I can't throw snark at babies. She's still a kid no matter who her parents are. All sorts of kids are into things that they should probably outgrow. They eventually will. Although, there was a woman I used to know who still breast fed her eight year old.
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That's beyond weird. That's just gross.
FTR - I have no issue with kids and their blankies, but a pacifier is for a BABY.
Snideychick sez:
I was such a vigorous thumb sucker that I developed a callous on it. My parents told me it was cancer and if I didn't stop my thumb would rot off. So at five years of age I quit cold turkey. True story.
My two boys with autism and sensory issues had binkies at this age. We faded them and eventually on vacation we told them no binkies on vacation and they were done with it. Then we cleaned out a sofa we were getting rid off and tipped it and like 50 binkies fell out, which the kids grabbed and sucked on, dusty and all. They did get over it, though, and the one who was "more" into the binkie grew up with straight teeth.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
I can't throw snark at babies. She's still a kid no matter who her parents are. All sorts of kids are into things that they should probably outgrow. They eventually will. Although, there was a woman I used to know who still breast fed her eight year old.
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It's not that serious.
I don't give a rats ass about her teeth, I'm not paying the dentist bill.
I just think its fucking weird if your kid is sucking on a pacifier after 1 year of age.
Saying something nice: Katie has nice hands,I wish mine looked like them.
Saying something normal: She should use them to brush Bratina's hair sometimes.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
There is just something about this kid that screams OBNOX. Especially that jerky bravado expression in photo #4--"You wanna piece 'a me?" I wonder what she'd do if she was confronted with an infant who was sucking on a pacifier. I wonder what other infantile activities she indulges in/is indulged with.
Looks like she inherited her daddy's belligerence and her mommy's cankles. I wonder how long before her "I Suck This" music video comes out?
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I've got maple syrup on my table so I'm good.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 10:10am.
Sorry that's going on. It's fairly common, it seems. It's bad enough without kids, but way worse with them.