Aniston. PUPPIES. CGI Babies. Double Rainbow.

bleh - not funny.

So beautiful.

she looks like daniel craig in drag.and is her face melting or summin?? it sems to go downhill

Jennifer seems to be so sweet and funny. And stunningly beautiful. Sigh, I am jealous of her looks.

I hate how trendy this "Smart Water"/"Life Water"/"Colored sugar water" has gotten. It isn't even good.

I don't mind Jen Aniston though. She looks great.
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I'm Dracula, Prince of Walacchia.
My name is synonymous with fear and terror
which I sowed and grew and which I fed on."
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sorry. but its true. she looks like a mix of Iggy Pop and Daniel Craig.
and whats with promoting pedophilia?
first the teddy bear pics, and now dirty dancing babies?

http://i52.tinypic.com/15yyruf.jpg

Oh oh. LoveAngelina = CANDI = Loony Tunes is back.

I bought Smart Water once, for the bottle. Then I have just been re-using it with my own water.

She is so much better when she is being funny. I feel really awkward when she tries to be sexy.

LOVE HER!

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she looks like the love child of Iggy Pop and Daniel Craig in drag.

Fuck, why am I so attracted to her. By all means she's the type who should bore me to death, but for some reason all I can think about is her going all out cougar on me...

SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE
SMART WATER
IS FOR DUMB FUCKS

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@Xander:
Could you not tell that "sexy" bit was tongue-in-cheek and making fun of it herself? The dribbling water all over kind of gave it away, if nothing else. lol

I thought it was funny
and I loved the black top she had on.

Kind of boring. I think the parrot and the puppies stole the show. I agree it should have been douche Mayer she kicked in the balls.

she's a very clever businesswoman.
everything she does, she does it for profit. there may be some solarpanels here and there, she may talk about how she tries to save water, but in the end it's all about her gaining more money, even the feud with angie which raised for a few years every time she had a new film coming out. and know what? i'm okay with that, but she can't sell me anything.

I know I'm in the minority but I was slightly amused by that. I also like SmartWater if I'm not home to use my Brita. *waiting for the hate to begin...*

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Jen is very cute. But I almost laughed so hard my bagel went in my nose when she tried to act sexy in that bit. Come on.

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Wow - a lot of Jen hate here. I think she looks great (body AND face) and the video was cute.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

how much you wanna bet that the chin got paid very little to do this spot? who promotes bottled water in a 3 minute ad?
it is more of a PR ad to promote herself? but what exactly is she promoting now that her movie dropped a while ago now?
herself.
attention-whore to the max.
how come none of the jenhags ever mention her total smoker’s voice? this proves her acting abilities- same voice, same movements, same flicking of the hair. how many times did she play with her hair in this?
there is no way anyone can say that she can act when she plays herself (but with a different name) in all her movies. just watch her play herself purposefully in this video to prove my point.
BP regrets leaving cuz of her body? i highly doubt that. but leave it to jenhags to stay focused on the superficial.

Lame commercial and has she had more face work done? She looks different, although I think in the direction of less attractive. She's just not very pretty.

smoker's voice and chin job. LOOK AT THE CHIN.

this video just makes her acting abilities more obvious. all of her movies have the same voice, mannerisms and playing with the hair. how many times did she play with her hair in this?
and she purposefully played herself in this video-so there really is no difference between her movie characters and her real self. i am sure each of those characters were written differently, but she does not portray those differences.

Smart Water is water for people who are to fucking stupid to realize there is nothing smart about paying $2.50 for a bottle of water

I prefer Jennifer talking and being funny than posing and modeling in a black and white ad in her sports bra.

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So THAT'S where all Brad's good looks went! She sucked em all right out of him. Bitch looks fucking beautiful. Eat a bag of shit Angie Jay!!

She's a waste of time, money and oxygen.

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I take my water in coffee and diet coke, ice in margaritas etc.

Submitted by kacky on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 1:58pm.

You're going to hawk water on the basis of taste???? It's WATER.
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LMAO Yes, that had me arching my eyebrow, too. I'm a Brita filter and re-usable water bottle type of girl. Hate filling landfills with plastic that will still be there long after I'm dead.

Submitted by Jana on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:37pm.

Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:26pm.
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lol, but the puppies were a nice addition.

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yeah, true - I'll have the puppies without the water. Puppies on tap!

You're going to hawk water on the basis of taste???? It's WATER.
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Hoping people are recycling the plastic water bottles......

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I'm a tap water junkie. I buy two of those Deer Park one gallon containers and keep re-filling them with tap water. I'm cheap like that, and when you drink water ice cold, it's hard to discern one water from the next.

I am a SmartWater junkie. No lie, I filled a 13 gallon trash bag with the empties over the course of a week.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 1:06pm.

Thanks, that video is really good and instructive.
I'll stick to tap water, thankyouverymuch.

I'm not going to shell out an extra dollar and pay $2.19 + CRV tax for the Smartwater brand.

I'll stick to my refrigerator filtered water or my bottled NO SODIUM OR SUGAR carbonated flavored water.

That shit is lame. It's also really fucked up to be shilling for expensive bottled water when so many people on the planet don't have access to drinkable water. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
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I liked it.

*hides from the loonies*

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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

meh awkward

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:32pm.
She's cool. That will never go viral. I am sticking with my Kroger brand seltzer water at $2 per 12 cans.

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The only problem with seltzer water is that it's high in sodium. So if you're dringking it to rehydrate or slim down, it will have the opposite effect. All water is not created equal, and you have to read the label to see how much mineral content or added chemicals there are. I won't drink tap water because of the government-ordered additives.
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The seltzer water I drink only has 10mg of sodium, so not very high especially in comparison to other drinks and foods.

She does look great, and not the desperate spinster the tabloids (and her publicist, IMO) insist she is.

Yeah, count me in the TEAM I'D FUCK HER.

EDITED TO ADD: *VERY* interesting video, folks:
http://storyofstuff.org/bottledwater/

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:32pm.
She's cool. That will never go viral. I am sticking with my Kroger brand seltzer water at $2 per 12 cans.

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The only problem with seltzer water is that it's high in sodium. So if you're dringking it to rehydrate or slim down, it will have the opposite effect. All water is not created equal, and you have to read the label to see how much mineral content or added chemicals there are. I won't drink tap water because of the government-ordered additives.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:46pm.
It would have been more appropriate if she had been surrounded by hens instead of puppies. And John Mayer should have been the guy she kicked in the nuts at the end.
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Totally agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Agree in the third about Mayer!

And Gerry Rafferty's estate must have needed some quick cash to license the song rights for this (semi-funny) commercial.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:51pm.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:46pm.
It would have been more appropriate if she had been surrounded by hens instead of puppies. And John Mayer should have been the guy she kicked in the nuts at the end.
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Totally agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And instead of CGI babies, CGI Angie's binging and purging.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:46pm.
And John Mayer should have been the guy she kicked in the nuts at the end.

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I'd get them to a million hits just replaying this part over and over. Of course, so would Jennifer.

I actually found this very amusing...and I loved the parrot!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 03/07/2011 - 12:46pm.
It would have been more appropriate if she had been surrounded by hens instead of puppies. And John Mayer should have been the guy she kicked in the nuts at the end.
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Totally agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would have been more appropriate if she had been surrounded by hens instead of puppies. And John Mayer should have been the guy she kicked in the nuts at the end.

TEAM PARROT!

Submitted by thebutlerdidit: "If I looked like that, I'd walk around naked every damn day with a sign around my neck that said, "Suck it, trolls."

LOL, me too. More inspiration to eat better and work out more.

I liked it... I thought it was cute and clever. I must admit, though, I really like Jennifer.