Gary Busey Works The Pole

How bitches aren't rushing the stage to slip cash between the God given money clip on Gary Busey's ass is beyond me. They didn't even shove a dollar under his fupa? Maybe they were too mesmerized by his twerks and thrusts to move? That's it.

You know, besides Detective La Toya's overall being and NeNe's pursed side-eyes at everyone, Gary Busey and his "crazed preacher preaching to the coke choir" act is the best part of Celebrity Apprentice. I don't even know what kind of words come out of his mouth half the time, but he still makes me clap like a reality whore in a fight. Gary is a true show man and he put his skills to good use at the Celebrity Apprentice cast party in Las Vegas on Sunday night. That stripper pole is almost as big as Gary's toothbrush, so of course he knows how to work that shit like he's trying to start a wave of heaves. BEHOLD:

Not a dry hole was left in that bitch! Yes, most of the holes were wet with a thin layer of vom, but still!