Tuesday, March 8th 2011
Tom Brady Kills The Beat With His Hot Moves
Above is the answer to the question: who is the beat scared of? It's Tom Brady dancing by himself at Carnival in Rio! Tom is getting it and then some. Dude is moving like a grandma whose laxative just kicked in while she's trying to climb a ladder. This ALMOST makes up for the fact that all of Tom's hotness is slowly draining out of the greasy spout of hair on the back of his head. But Tom will keep winning me over with his herp derp bounce.
And here's Tom relaxing on the balcony of his hotel with Gis after a night of shaking his shit.
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Sorry his ass looks like he is "slow". Not a good look Tom at all!!
Tom looks like a budget DiCaprio in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". What a dur face.
Damn dude...just stick to being the clutch pocket passer everybody knows.He looks absolutely out of his element in this setting.No DWTS for this one.
I never thought he was hot. He has evil snake eyes and now with that hair he looks like a sleezy snake.
Is he sporting a little gayface?
Submitted by fishsticksfan: "Gisele is of German decent? Wait, is her family one of those that fled to South America from Nazi-war crimes trials?"
I don't know, but let's start a vicious rumour that her father was one of the Hitler clones in "Boys from Brazil" that Josef Mengele (played by Gregory Peck) created.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-nmpEaAYNWA/SM3MOmcpncI/AAAAAAAAAm8/5SWGQtz-9H...
Seriously, a lot of those fuckers escaped to South America (and the States).
Great lumbering neanderthal simpleton - reminds me of Mungo from Blazing Saddles.
"Sheriff Gis whip Mungo, Mungo respect Sheriff Gis"
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"I still wouldn't..." - Satan
That manly horse sure did suck the hot right out of Tom. She leads him around like a little puppy dog.
She totally sucked all the hotness outta Brady.
That's why his football game sucks.
He'll never win another Super Bowl ring. Gisele totally destroyed him and got rid of anything manly about him.
The legacy is OVER!!! And so is Tom's hotness.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:39pm
WOWZA! I'm surprised nobody tried to put place a stick in her mouth to save her tongue!
That was hilarious, Uvy! And God love her.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Jesus H. Christ. She has sucked every drop of testosterone out of him.
fucking Classy, yes- even her face. i think she is stunningly beautiful and the camera loves her. Not saying the others aren't pretty, but Gisele is perfection to me.
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Shiver in my bones just thinking about the weather.
Quiver in my voice as I cry,
"What a cold and rainy day. Where on earth is the sun hid away?"
-10,000 Maniacs
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:45pm.
All he needs is a dental visit, Cosmo Kramer's special sneakers and he'd get a top table with Mel Torme.
LMAO - I love that episode!
On topic: I can't see the video, but MK's description is enough for me. No thanks!
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"And then it was like, 'You must let me impose my will on your face.' And it was like, woah dude." - Charlie Sheen
Was he always "special" or is that an artifact of too many hits to the head?
My first thought, when I saw Brady dancing (if you can call it dancing) was a spot-on comment a dlister once posted about the Situation: "He looks like he got hit with a branch from the Touch 'O Tard tree." (My apologies for not remembering who posted it, and for probably not getting it exactly right).
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/8586/giseleugly7bo.jpg
guess who
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Laissez les bon temps rouler! Happy Fat Tuesday Everybody!
by UltraBaroque on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:34pm.
Didn't Gis grow up speaking German? Might explain some of her lack of Brazilianess.
Dear Gi is the descendant of Nazi's that escaped to Brazil, she is pure German, born in Brazil, how cute
even after the nose job she ugly
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:55pm.
Wow. Your avie sure is "blessed".
Excuse me while i have a moment.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
True Spicey.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:51pm.
White boys can't dance
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You mean STRAIGHT white boys.
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"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
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Jack- I can make it to 2:07 before I die laughing. I think MK called it the "Frankenstein Walking On Hot Coals".
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
White boys can't dance
LOL fucking_classy... will do.
Uvy - at the 1:32 mark I LOLOLOLLLL'd!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Aside from looking womanly, he actually looks mentally challenged. Like how simpletons look - with that half smile perpertually plastered on his face, despite the fact he hasn't a clue what's going on.
All he needs is a dental visit, Cosmo Kramer's special sneakers and he'd get a top table with Mel Torme.
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Dark-sided!
i'm from boston, so i can say this, but i son't see the appeal of this guy..and now that gisele has him, he is even less appealing...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:34pm.
I don't find him to be hot, but she is ridiculously gorgeous. I would KILL to look like her and to have that body.
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Even her face? I'd take Kate Moss over her any day. Or if we're talking Brazilians here, how about Bruna Tenorio...
http://ffffound.com/image/563c6819ab696d7ab6dac5fdf9d92cf58472bf03?c=348...
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007RTW/AGN/RUNWAY/00030m....
...or Gracie Carvalho?
http://www.trendsnnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gracie_carvalho.jp...
http://dwaynetucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Gracie_Carvalho.jpg
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
This is not ok.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:29pm.
He reminds me of this stupid chick I know that takes to many valium and goes clubbing....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOkPKn8mT6M
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
OMG!! Go to TMZ and see the latest pic of him. Is he on female hormones or something?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
I know the name Tom Brady, but I don't know what he is famous for. When I first saw him in the video, I thought it was a big butchy woman!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
No Tom did NOT just do the "Hercules Hercules" clap.
"Satchels of Gold."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:29pm.
He reminds me of this stupid chick I know that takes to many valium and goes clubbing.... just stands on the edge of the dance floor with her arms in the air and a zombie smile... bending her knees every now and then.
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LMMFAO! I think I'd seriously pay to see that. It sounds even funner than watching foolios dance while high on E. They either look like they're having a damn seizure during an earthquake or start grinding their genitals on the nearest inanimate object. Be a good boy, next time record her moves and post it on youtube!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
I'm guessing that Giselle wears the pants in that family. ________________________________________________
"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Didn't Gis grow up speaking German? Might explain some of her lack of Brazilianess.
I don't find him to be hot, but she is ridiculously gorgeous. I would KILL to look like her and to have that body.
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Shiver in my bones just thinking about the weather.
Quiver in my voice as I cry,
"What a cold and rainy day. Where on earth is the sun hid away?"
-10,000 Maniacs
Gisele is of German decent? Wait, is her family one of those that fled to South America from Nazi-war crimes trials?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:29pm.
He reminds me of this stupid chick I know that takes to many valium and goes clubbing.... just stands on the edge of the dance floor with her arms in the air and a zombie smile... bending her knees every now and then.
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ahahahahha is her name GISELE BUTTCHIN?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:07pm.
I firmly believe that people who can't dance are not good in bed.
I was going to say the EXACT same thing ...
His moves were sadly pathetic. But what's worse is his wife - isn't she Brazilian? Come on now - what's her non-dancing excuse - you'd think it was in her blood.
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She was just born in Brazil. Bitch is basically German. Soooo... not in her blood at all. (Not saying that Germans can't dance, but seriously, only a true Brazilian can samba! ;))
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
He reminds me of this stupid chick I know that takes to many valium and goes clubbing.... just stands on the edge of the dance floor with her arms in the air and a zombie smile... bending her knees every now and then.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I regrettably most likely still would...*shameface*
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8 game winning streak and headed to da White House bitches!
I'm losing my grip
I'm letting it slip
Baby, I want all of you
You're reeling me in,
Every time I give in,
I'm addicted
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:12pm.
A quarterback and a model, what a match. I wonder what kind of highly intellectual topics come up when those two have dinner.
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For real.
Not attractive, plus he looks like a brain-dead fucking imbecile.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:12pm.
For serious, I bet the only book in their house is the fucking Yellow Pages.
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That plus the free Sport Illustrated and Vogue subscriptions they probably get.
"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:11pm.
aww.. at least he is trying.
Carnival looks fun BUT the thought of the smell! thousands of sweaty dancing bare culos...
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LOL, I've been there and that actually doesn't happen at all... in fact, from my experience, Brazilians are far more anal about B.O. than most other people. Especially in Rio, people usually take showers twice or thrice a day, and are obsessed with perfume and deodorants. Of course there are exceptions, but last time I've been there the stinky fucks were all foreigners, actually.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
He just looks and sounds like he's chock full of the dumbs. And now I see he moves like they're spilling out of his ass.
Does. Not. Want.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:11pm.
thousands of sweaty dancing bare culos...
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LMAO
But the bare culos are the main reason to go.
Or so they say. I still haven't been.
"Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 1:07pm.
I firmly believe that people who can't dance are not good in bed.
I was going to say the EXACT same thing ...
His moves were sadly pathetic. But what's worse is his wife - isn't she Brazilian? Come on now - what's her non-dancing excuse - you'd think it was in her blood.
As far as Tom being HOT?! Not. He has a severe dufus look going on - and the hair ain't helping.
The guys's no Enema, that's for sure.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It's weird Giselle is the biggest supermodel in the world. She is deranged, bedraggled and doesn't hold a candle to the B-list girls of the 80s and 90s.