Kelly Preston Is Standing By The Dude Who Shot Her In The Arm
Kelly Preston's arm nearly went out to Charlie Sheen after he almost shot it off, and now she's sending him her heart. Before Kelly became John Travolta's main wig fluffer, she was engaged to Charlie for about a year. Their relationship ended with a bullet going into her arm during a mysterious gun accident. Charlie has proclaimed that the warlocks and the "church of the Martian idiot" are fighting on opposite sides of the octagon, but the Thetan holding that information must've left Kelly's being because she has nothing but love for Charlie.
At the opening of Kirstie Alley's Organic Liaison weight loss center last night, Kelly told People Magazine, "My heart just goes out to him, and all of his family. We were together for a year, and he wasn't drinking, and he wasn't doing drugs. And there's a beautiful person in there. He really is a great man. I think there's a way back for anyone. I always have hope, and my prayers are with him."
The disciples of L.Ro are better than me, because I wouldn't have any sympathy for a bastard almost left me with one fappin' hand. The only wish I'd send him is that a King Cobra sniffs out his tiger blood and tries to bite his arm off. On the other hand, by "prayers," Kelly Preston might mean "an alien voodoo chant of revenge." So her smile could have venom dripping off of it.
Here's Kelly with some of her fellow auditheads (Nancy Cartwright & Lois and Buzz Aldrin) and Maks at the opening of Kirstie's weight-loss center. Yes, Kirstie opening a weight-loss center is like Charlie opening up a mental health facility. I bet Organic Liaisons is like the opposite of that Jessica Seinfeld cookbook. Instead of hiding broccoli in brownies, they hide brownies in broccoli. That way everybody thinks you're eating healthy, when you're really getting your fill of the real good shit.
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Kelly should run EHarmony.
Charlie, George Clooney, Travolta...she picks the winners!
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Well. I have some sympathy for Kelly.
At this point, she's probably majorly nostalgic for any man who has ever shot anything into her body.
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Idk. This chick is dumb. I could totally see her accidentally shooting herself w. Charlie's gun. Jus sayin'...
I also think he has dirt on her and John Travolta, etc. and that's why she's playing all nice.
Everyone comments on Kirstie's weight, but my god! Look at that face! I have never understood people thinking that she's hot, even in the CHEERS days.
Every time she smiles it looks like a sneer and Rene Zellweiger has nothing on her in the squint-eye dept.
Submitted by Infamous on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 6:03pm.
how do you accidentally shoot someone? Please explain that to me.
Oh, that's easy: it happens all the time. It didn't happen here, and it didn't happen in many other acts of domestic violence.
Accidental shootings are a sliding scale from a dumb mistake while hunting or loading, say, to something like recklessly shooting someone in the house who you think is an intruder.
One basic rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at someone unless you intend to use it.

Submitted by Infamous on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 6:03pm.
how do you acidentally shot someone? Please explain that to me
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How the hell does Kirstie Alley's fat ass have a diet center?
how do you acidentally shot someone? Please explain that to me
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Carols must have a ton of dimes he could and would not hesitate to drop on her.
Yeah, suspenders! Actually, I'm not too keen on the kind KP is wearing in the pic, but Johnny has a huge collection of them from the 30's-40's and I love to wear them. Ditto his vintage ties.
I'd love to see more women rocking the menswear, instead of all this http://www.greatglam.com/ slutwear.
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Proof Scientology makes you do crazy things.
and why are Kristie and Kelly the same girth?
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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 1:55pm.
CS must have dirt on her...and who the hell would go to a Diet Center Kristie Alley started...damn I almost choked on my cheetos on that one!! $ciento's are truly nuts!
why not? it might be kind of fun. clearly, not a lot of pressure to work out and diet...just a bunch of old fatties drinking diet soda and crying about not having a boyfriend...and you know the shit would cost $1,000 per session...ok never mind. :P
Kelly's looking a tad butchesque in the lead pic...maybe it's the suspenders. Anyway, figures. :P
did you just gloss over the fact that Kirsty Ally has a weight loss center? Should you be able to get through the door without sucking it in and turning sideways before you're allowed to advise others on weight loss?
This must be a special weight loss centre for $cienos and perhaps even an alternate way into the "church". Give Us Your Brain and Your Fat!
CS must have dirt on her...and who the hell would go to a Diet Center Kristie Alley started...damn I almost choked on my cheetos on that one!! $ciento's are truly nuts!
Judging from Sheen's twatter, his lawsuit has been filed. I wonder how far it will go?
Maybe Kelly was afraid that if she didn't publicly support CS, he'd turn his wrath on her like he did Jon Cryer, and maybe find her Xenu ass and finish the job he started all those years ago.
WTF is wrong with Kirstie Alley? No one is gonna buy into her damn weight loss program when she can't even demonstrate any success at it of her own. Dumb ass.
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the weinie looks like the part that was left by Lorena Bobbitt.
at least that's what I want to believe.
*shudders @ the thought of riding that mini meat*
*chanting as always*
Kelly Preston has always been so youthful, I was wondering if she would EVER start aging. But it would seem that she's FINALLY starting to look a little long in the tooth. And forehead...
Those are some SERIOUS jeans.
Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:56pm.
Who was married to a Hardy Boy?
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Kirstie Alley. She was married to Parker Stevens, I think is his name.
i got two dui's in the 80's. not enough for a felony, but enough to wake up even a retard. i did a lot of shit in the 70's as far as taking around cocaine and doing shit in the bathroom and crap like that. but it is pretty hard to get busted for that. but if you drive around impaired, they are going to nail you. it's just a matter of sooner than latter or latter than sooner. it will happen. and you really, really, don't want it to. it is an absolute bitch to go through the whole no licensc restricted license rigmorale. trust me, you don't want to do it. better just to let 24 hours pass and then think about it.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Oh. At first glance I thought it said "Organic Lesbian"...
@vern. Its thom yorke -to steal gobblers joke, the man chris martin wish he was. LOL
Thanks slurpee!
And LMAO@ Whamo!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:43pm.
^^^ That made me laugh so hard I choked on my food. NEED CPR!
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If your hubby was hung like that M.E. choking would be the LAST thing you'd need worry about:)
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:43pm.
^^^ That made me laugh so hard I choked on my food. NEED CPR!
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If your hubby was hung like that M.E. choking would be the LAST thing you'd need worry about:)
That's probably more accurate. When she was divorcing the Hardy Boy a long time ago, I remember reading some of the divorce papers at The Smoking Gun.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:23pm.
LMAO at cold tic tac!!! *high five* Amen, brotha!
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LOL, could you imagine that Jacko!?
He must have been a well hung rapist in his past life to be given that!
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^^^ That made me laugh so hard I choked on my food. NEED CPR!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 11:29am.
Kelly Preston is still hot... especially standing next to Kirstie's big ass. And I agree with the person that said Charlie's got shit on Kelly... or maybe not Kelly, but Travolta. Did Heidi pimp out male hos? You know Vinnie used to slip it to Horseshack in the hood...
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Have you seen the recent pics of her since the twins?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She's FAT!
LOL, Whamo... well hung rapist = bingo!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:23pm.
LMAO at cold tic tac!!! *high five* Amen, brotha!
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LOL, could you imagine that Jacko!?
He must have been a well hung rapist in his past life to be given that!
kelly preston is a nitwit...
and unless kirstie's organic liaison is made of barley water and coke, this big cow has no business promoting a weight loss product...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:16pm.
I believe it. I guess she got used to that kind on income. Maybe more credit should be given to Kirstie for pulling it off, time and again.
Nah. It makes me mad to see people getting rich off of bullshit, whether it's this cow, or Lip-synching vacant Britney, or "reality" "stars". Especially when so many hard-working, talented people struggle.
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LMAO at cold tic tac!!! *high five* Amen, brotha!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I get the impression Kelly Preston would say Hitler was a good guy too, if there was a check in it for her.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 12:06pm.
louise, I think Kirstie is addicted to the money she somehow makes PRETENDING to be dieting.
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That's probably more accurate. When she was divorcing the Hardy Boy a long time ago, I remember reading some of the divorce papers at The Smoking Gun. Her spending habits were outrageous. They would fairly regularly charter a plane to take their kids to FAO Schwartz, so their kids could shop (the store would shut down for them). I want to say she would spend something like $50,000 a month at Neiman-Marcus. The documents are probably still on TSG some place.
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edit: he's looking kinda Special in these pics, Kirsty is stealing his HAWT!
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Kirstie + weight loss center = joke already wrote itself.
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Kelly Preston is and always will be the dumbest woman on Earth.
I think if we gave out awards for best Avie Sugar(tits)RedBull would take it hands down.
I don't know if I should laugh or cry for that poor bastard. I swear I would NEVER take my pants off if I was hung like a cold tic tac.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 11:26am.
Kirsty got involved with Xenu because she was a coke freak. Seems like now she is just addicted to dieting.
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louise, I think Kirstie is addicted to the money she somehow makes PRETENDING to be dieting.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 11:29am.
Oh Kelly, you have been living a lie for about 20 years now, you wouldn't know reality if it stood up and fucked you in the ass.
STFU enabling cunt.
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Thank you M.E. for saying everything I was thinking and you summed it up so eloquently!
Poor Maxim is gonna get a C5 fracture swingin' that Macy's Parade float around the room!
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 03/10/2011 - 11:39am.
@SugarFreeRedBull, that's some kinda aviatar. Glad you are keeping it real disturbing. *LOL*
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I remember in an old interview with Kelly and John Travolta, Kelly talked a lot about how important her relationship was with Charlie and how sad she was that it didn't work out. She said that John wasn't jealous because he had an important relationship in the past as well- with Diana Hyland, his co-star in "The Boy In The Plastic Bubble" who died of cancer. (This space reserved for man saunas and pregnancy pillows.)
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Mrs. Aldrin's face is doing some freaky shit there, and Kirstie looks like she's about to cut someone. Probably a side effect from having to munch on veggies and low cal food while the cameras were rolling. Inside, she was all LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING.
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