Mitchie Likes Sausage

Mitchie Likes Sausage is an awesome name for a Joni Mitchell cover band that only plays meatarian events, it's also what Michelle Rodriguez said at the premiere of Battle L.A. when talking about those lesbian rumors that won't quit. Michelle does this all the fucking time. She has to let us know that even though she looks like she could lick a pussy until her tongue turns into a raisin, the only thing she's slapping her strap-on against is man ass. Got it. That's our cue to change MRod's order from "tuna" to "sausage" before changing it back to "tuna" again a hot second later. Don't put your pen away, because we'll be doing this again next year.