That "Mila's Doing Justin" Rumor Is Back
There they are! As soon as Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel announced that their bond of love has been cut with the razor sharp falsetto notes shooting out of his mouth, I just knew it was only a matter of time before that Mila Kunis talk got a bigger spot on the stage. The rumor going around is that Mila washed the Macaulay Culkin off of her with Justin's saliva, but E! News says that they are only flirting with each other after working together on that Friends with Benefits mess. In this day and age, you can't flirt without bodily fluids so a big "UH HUH" to this shit.
A source type who knows Mila says they are keeping things friendly, "Justin is very interested in Mila. They've been flirting, but so far nothing has happened."
Reps for both Mila and Justin had nothing to say about this.
A different source tells People that Justin and Jessica stopped licking each other butts, because they simply grew apart. It had nothing to do with Mila or anybody else. Cut to the source: "There really wasn't a final straw. They're just two people who realized they wanted different things in life and were headed in different directions."
Yeah, he was headed for more famous poon pastures and she was headed for the weight room, because...well..she works out a lot and is usually heading for the weight room.
If "flirting" leads to Mila and Justin posing in staged photo-ops that end up in the corner of a Star Magazine cover, then I don't know what to do with her! Going from Kevin McCallister to a second-tier Mickey Mouse Club member?! Child star downgrade. Will somebody please point Mila in the right direction by texting her Chunk's number.
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timberflake must pay these gals to keep his big untalented nose in the spotlight.
She can do better. Ick. Douche. Bad.
This is what I always see when I see Justin Timberlake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUPHJtbggc
I do NOT approve of this.
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Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
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FUCK. THAT.
Mila Kunis is too good for that fucking dumb puppy of a popstar wannabe ladies man charmer sack of absolute SHIT. All Timberlake wants is attention, he probably sold that fucking story. Makes me sick.
MILA DESERVES BETTER!
She has officially slept her way to the middle. Not the top, the middle...
No thanks Justin...
She's so pretty!
Idk about Justin...he seems to into himself.
She's pretty. That's all I know about her, unless she's the one who plays "Lindsay Lohan" on Robot Chicken. That sketch makes me laugh my ass off.
Justin Timberfake: Enough already. You are narcissistic and thank the fuck Christ for cultural memes, otherwise you would have no comic material whatsoever. Try using your imagination instead of relying on popular culture so damned much and then you MIGHT be funny. You are like that teacher that annoys the fuck out of most of the students except for the jocks and Debbies you play grab-ass with who compulsively inserts pop culture references into every sentence. Knock it off.
P.S.: I'm tired of watching you having sex in all of your music videos. Yes, we get it. You get lots of yuppie-exotic designer minge because you're rich and rappers produce every song identically to each other, to the point of where you can't even tell them apart. You're another one who just tries way too hard. You are a master at foreplay and awkward makeout sessions, but inquiring minds want to know what the real action is like.
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Mila got SKINNAY circa Black Swan and this movie. She has the body of an undeveloped 14 year old girl in that picture.
Submitted by scary monsters on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 8:11pm.
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I still say this niblet corn teef-havin' jewfro sportin' dreckyodeler is 160% gay. I'll wait.
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Hot Sluts. Who wouldn't hit it w/ Mila??
Rock it, don't stop it.
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I think they'd look hot together!
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Submitted by scary monsters on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 8:11pm.
When he has beard stubble and his hair trimmed short, I always imagine that his head is a magnet for little pieces of Kleenex, fuzzballs from acrylic sweaters, styrofoam peanuts, and dandelion fluff.
OMG. LMAO!
When he has beard stubble and his hair trimmed short, I always imagine that his head is a magnet for little pieces of Kleenex, fuzzballs from acrylic sweaters, styrofoam peanuts, and dandelion fluff.
Really?! Because this picture seems to show that Justin is really only after her sandwich LOL
It's kind of funny seeing these celebs pass each other around and each time a new fuck blossom opens up they've got these eyes on like it's the first time they've gotten kissed/fucked/whatever.
Did Natalie and Mila purposefully decide to make fuck buddy related movies around the same time or something?..I'm more interested in what that's all about more so than Justin Timberlake, everything he does is predictable.
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WTF is it with the auto tune queen...he has no talent and has a face like a smacked ass...Mila could do so much better...the only douche she should be involved with is Massengill...not the no fucking no talent whore with a face like a smacked ass...
I bet he's crap in bed. Fixes any mirrors in the room so he can watch himself. Probably squeals like a stuck pig when he cums.
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Considering she was with that Culkin kid all these years this isn't really a big shocker.
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That annoying bitch Lainey was saying Man Biel might land the role of Superman's girlfriend and then try to fuck Henry Canvill in attempt to cling to another rising actor.
If this becomes true: Mila with Timberdouche and Canvill with She-Ra, it will be just dreadful.
Timberlake isn't bad looking but he looks really boring and douchey like a frat boy.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
ewwwwwwwww michael!
*chanting as always*
ITA with everyone who says she can do MUCH better. Girl, what is wrong with you?!
What do people see in him? He is so unattractive and annoying!!!!
I ♥ Mila. she can do 10000x better.
wasn't she-ra led on by Derek Jeter too? She seems to wait around until these guys call it quits on her
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Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou: "Did y'all read that Daily Mail story, tho ---...But after Jessica had finished her speech, Justin appeared dismiss her emotional speech by standing up and yelling: ‘Yeah b*tches!’
Maybe this will be different since he's doing all of the chasing, but still...
**Mila, Don't do it, guuuuurl....!**"
Right? In every relationship, there's someone who's more in love with the other person. I think it's always better when the man is the one who's more in love.
It's supremely uncomfortable when some friend is confiding in me and it's obvious she's the one who's more in love. Happened to me last night. I usually just listen and nod because if they can't see for themselves that he's just not that into them, I'm not gonna be the messenger of bad news. Not good to wake a sleepwalker.
I'll admit I like some of his music. But I'm hoping this is just another transparent ploy for publicity leading up to the opening of their movie. I had such high hopes for Mila. I really like her. He OTOH, is pure slime.
I'd bet Jessica is heading to detox to flush and scrape all the JT slime off. She'll probably go into quarantine for a decent interval, and have this erased from all of our collective memories (hers included) before anyone else will consider her. At least I hope she does.
As for Mila, I have only one word of advice, flirt if you must, girl, but on the very night your publicity for FWB ends you get away from that skeeze! You ruuunnn! Ya hear?
Did y'all read that Daily Mail story, tho ---
An excerpt: (Biel threw a surprise party for JT)
"A source told MailOnline: 'Jessica was overcome with emotion when she stood up to toast her boyfriend on reaching the milestone.
'She quickly welled-up as she reminisced about the first time she met Justin and joked about how she virtually stalked him into going on a date with her.'
The pair had exchanged numbers on a night out in 2007, but when Justin failed to call Jessica a few days later, she took matters into her own hands and began driving towards his house.
She said that before she knew it, she was outside his house and he still hadn’t called her. She joked about how she felt like a stalker, but that thankfully he did eventually call and the rest was history.
During the birthday speech, the actress gushed about how utterly head over heels in love she was with the singer-turned-actor and went on at length about how much he meant to her.
But after Jessica had finished her speech, Justin appeared dismiss her emotional speech by standing up and yelling: ‘Yeah b*tches!’
'It was really awkward,' the source told MailOnline. 'Justin's reaction was almost disrespectful. He just laughed it off."
When he's through with you, he's THROUGH with you. Biel was too delusional to see that even months ago.
Maybe this will be different since he's doing all of the chasing, but still...
**Mila, Don't do it, guuuuurl....!**
Mila could have the pick of the Hollyweird litter, and she picks TinyHead McDouche? Bad, bad, bad.
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Probably staged, just like how Jennifer Anniston dates her co-star every time she has to open a movie and then breaks up with him the week the DVD is released.
Justin needs to stick to what he does best, singing in falsetto and making guest appearances on Saturday Night Live...stop trying to make "Justin Timberlake (formerly oF NSYNC), The Actor" happen, JT!
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Submitted by Jana on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 1:56pm.
it goes back to the Michael Jackson saga. He was one of his boy toys at the time.
Yeah but that was his shiteous pimpoid parents lack of supervision and not his fault. I think Mac sued his parents eventually. Sad stuff.
Maybe Mila has a thing for formal child stars?
Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 1:42pm.
He will steal the best 5 years of her life then dump her.
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Totes. And she IS gorgeous, but I don't really like her on Family Guy...
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Submitted by HOTNEY on Sat, 03/12/2011 - 1:53pm.
i think culkin is ugly as hell but is there anythin shady about him?
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it goes back to the Michael Jackson saga. He was one of his boy toys at the time.
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i think culkin is ugly as hell but is there anythin shady about him?
Those two had zero chemistry when presenting together at the Oscars.
This chick has questionable taste in men.
I happen to think Justin is fugly, but wow Mila is such an upgrade from She-Man Biel.
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He may marry the next one. He is getting to that age. Jessica should have known after 6 months. I'll bet she will not make that mistake again.
mila is gorgeous she is one of the most beautiful women in the world and an amazing actress.
Justine is a fuckin nerd. he sings songs that a bunch of black dudes write for him and make him sound good.
it was so funny when he didnt win an oscar. hes been chasin that fuckin bitch for YEARS with his crappy acting gigs
mila dont ahve a dick either so hjs gonna be dissapoint!
So Justin just gets to taste whatever pussy is steamin hot in Hollywood at the moment? Douchebag.
So Justin just gets to taste whatever pussy is steamin hot in Hollywood at the moment? Douchebag.
He will steal the best 5 years of her life then dump her.