Just One Big Happy Family!
Brit Brit Spears, her current piece Jason Trawick and her former piece KFed all gathered together on Saturday afternoon to cheer on SPF in a Little League game. Well, Brit Brit mainly showed up because she heard they were serving Rolling Cheese hot dog sandwiches on Hawaiian bread (note: she's got her eatin' leggings on). And KFed showed up, because he's coaching SPF's team. Even though Brit Brit sticks a wad of 100s in KFed's fupa side-cleavage every month so that he can buy more pairs of baggy capris from Land End's Chaz Bono line, it's still nice to see that they can come together for the Cheetolings.
You know who I wish would stop living together in harmony? Brit Brit's pickled feet and those horrific studded UGGs that traveled to this planet in a colonic tube shoved up hell's ass. Please tell me that KFed devoured one of those evil things after Brit dropped some nacho cheese on it.
It would make my Monday if I knew that one of those UGGs is keeping Bit Bit company at the bottom of KFed's stomach.
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ha... I absolutely never check this.. but did just now for some freak reason.. and my "profile" thingie says I have been a Dlister for "4 Years and 1 Hour". amazing. 4 years and 1 hour??, and I check it tonight out of the blue? oh well.. Happy Anniversary to all of us who joined the greatest snark show on earth around then ..and endless thanks to MK, who slays me daily.
MissLovin... L freaking O L !!!
ahhhhh the memories. Thanks for re-stocking that absolute classic from the golden age of COMINGBACK.
(oh and Sandbitch... I cracked UP at the (FAT) dwarf ppls who should be wearing kFED shorts ... that's exactly what I thought too when I saw him in those hideous things ... after what, a full decade of wearing the same stuck-in-the-00's bro pants?)
Hellur Dlisters!! I still lurk around on here from time to time but hardly comment anymore, but after this post I had to come say hi, and leave yall with my original comingback tagline circa 2007...
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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!
Were is Sam?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
Kevin is actually the coach of the team. That wins him major Daddy points in my book.
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Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow in to treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
-Adele
There's so much amazingness in these photos I don't know where to begin...holey leggings, busted horse hair, Kfed coaching, the fat broad in pink velour sweats...it's all GOLD.
~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♥~♦¤♦~♥~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
Kevin is ALWAYS at these games. He also brings all of his kids from time to time from what I have seen. Dude's got a shit load of kids!!
I gotta say so what?! if she is paying child support to him? I mean, he is raising her children cause she isn't mentally unable to. Of course she should if she is able and she wants them in private school n shit.
Brit Shit sure loves showing off those stumpy legs.
LMAO!!! (((Nitty and Jacko)))
those hideous shorts kfed insists on wearing should be burned on sight...
and on another note, when can we expect popozao part two?
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 1:06pm.
Sandbitch, i think they are "Kevin" brand shorts. Kevin Smith loves 'em too!
They look ridiculous awful. Made more awful because KFatso has worn them for fucking EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those shorts are like his security blanket or something.
I will say this though - they actually look like they could fit (FAT) dwarf ppls quite well???
edited to add FAT dwarf.
FFS, Brit and KFC looked like showered-up trailer trash. And, is KFd fucking 12years old with those ridiculous shrunken overall whatevers?? So damn stupid looking. Just stop.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
*POKES THE LIVIN SHIT OUTTA SWEETASS*
LOLOLOL ;)
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
{{{{Sweetas}}}}
Jack, don't just waste your pokes on me this mornin.
*Nudges Jacko toward Sweetas
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Sandbitch, i think they are "Kevin" brand shorts. Kevin Smith loves 'em too!
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I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be, can't it be mine?
- Pearl Jam
How many more years is Fedwell going to wear those ridiculous looking shorts?
*squeezes into the middle of the huddle* I can haz old skool luv? Happy anniversary to us! You hookers make my shitty job so much more bearable. Thanks for all the laughs, even though you've nearly gotten me fired a few times! ♥♥♥♥
*sings "I'm Free" for jacko*
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:47pm.
It was edifying when MK posted some Hollywood bitch with a jacked up nose or Outback bush eyebrows. It made me feel a little better about myself.
guest - we decided to go our seperate ways.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Mahhhh Deeee...You sucked hard at GTB!! But it was Edifying!!! Bwhahahaha!!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
:p jack. Do we have to wait for op for the announcement then? Are you still hooking up with the nice chick or did you tell her buh bye?
"not so fast tom ryan..."
A shrimp taco from Taco Hell = serious gastrointestinal disorder.
aren't you always, Princess Stoney?
Deb - b.i.n.g.o.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I bet she also breathed too loud and his dog didn't like her. AmIright jack?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Oh well, jack! There are plenty of fish tacos in the sea!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
hhahahahahahaa DEE DEEEEE!!! so fucking NASTY!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:40pm.
Jack is free and clear. In fact, I saw him making out with a shrimp taco on Facebook.
Mah Boooo! I remember "Guess this Bitch". I failed at every one.
awww, thanks anyway, Deb. :)
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
She has to have some satisfaction in the fact that her new piece is old-man hot and K Fed looks like a manpri-wearing fat pig.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
No, she was too nice so jacko did the right thing and dumped her.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
guest, no... not fo realz. I iz single again.
Titwitty, anytime!!! LOL
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
i would suggest you all get together for a party but i think you would all kill eachother :)
Congrats jack! All the best to you and your fiancee!
ribbontie: You have a remarkable mastery of COMINGBACK!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@Jack, Thanks for the pokin' now I can start my week off right.
@Stoney, Zackery!!
@HH, the only toe to toe I got into was over EH too!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
:P
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Jack...for realz? to the nice girl who was irritating?
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Oh please jacko who are you trying to fool? We all saw your facebook status and it was not engaged.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The gang was definetly ICC.....I think it stood for In Crowd
Clique or something. The uniform was members only jackets
and stripper heels I believe.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:30pm.
OMG I REMEMBER THAT!! He would clip out someone's eyebrow or ear or left nostril and we would have to guess who it was! LOL!!
LMAO @ ribbontie!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
you have to get laid to get prego... nope, I am engaged!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
JACK ARE YOU PREGNANT!?!?!!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
*pokes nitty*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 12:03pm.
Deb: Falkor/La Coucaracha/Event Horizon?
My one and only "fight" on DL was with La cucaracha..LOL
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That's saying something HH. You are one of the most laid back hos on here!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It must be so hard for her seeing Kevin, talk about awkward.
Pip was evil, I missed most of that and the mouse shit . Another epic troll was LovesAngelina....
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 10:02am.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 9:58am.
WOW OK FIGURES IN CHAT ABOUT LEGGINGS HOLE SO MAD RIGHT NOW. SINGER MOMS WEAR HOLE WHEN STUDIO DANCES NEED OUTFITS OK WHEN THE BOOT MOVES COME TO HAPPEN. THERE ARE DREAM TIMES AND KIDS NEED DREAMS WHEN MOMS DO THE POP ACT WITH THE BOOT SLAP. OK RIGHT U ARE WHEN NO TIME WASTED WITH KEVIN YUM YOU SEE. BLACKS!
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*Raises hand and sheepishly asks for a translator*
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It's very simple actually. Here's the jist:
She's explaining that Britney was at the dance studio, thus she's wearing leggings.
Also it's great that the kids are participating in normal activities for children, despite their mother being BRITNEY SPEARS.
Finally she's saying that it's great that she didn't continue dating Kevin because's he so fat!
I still remember MK's first blog where he had personal pics of him and his family up. :) I also remember when he changed it up and liking it better. I swore I was quitting when he made it mandatory for you to register if you wanted to still be able to post.
MK and the rest of you bastards know I can't quit you!!!
Anyone else remember he used to have a "Guess the Bitch?" post too?
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Well, I hope I'm not jinxing things, but DL seems a lot saner, (leaving "the crazy" to the celebs), and friendlier, and a lot less cliquey than it had been over 4 years and one week ago.
I co-sign with Uvy. You whoo-res have cheered me up many times over the years!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson