This Is Justin Timberlake's "I Can't Stand This Ho" Face
UsWeekly wants us to believe that Justin Timberlake is flashing a fraudulent smile to hide the internal pain he feels from being forced to touch the hard and stubborn pimple on his life. Justin and Jessica Biel (or "Jessica Beeeeeeehl" as Sookeh says it) announced the end of their 4-year-old relationship last week, and the good ole "we wanted different things" excuse was thrown around at the time. However, a source tells UsWeekly that Justin is the one who sealed his dick in a box and pried Jessica off his crotch for good.
The source is saying that Justin has been trying to dump the ho for 2 years. When Justin finally gave Jessica her walking papers, she responded with the same look of shock his doctor gives when he screeches during a prostate exam. The source put it like this:
"Justin had been aggressively trying to end things. He hasn't been happy with Jessica for close to two years. You'd be surprised at how soon the love was lost on this one. Justin said he was miserable."
"He just said he didn't want to marry her and it didn't feel right. It just stung her in the heart."
And the source went on to say that Justin never told Jessica that he down low dicked a few side tricks during their relationship.
I'll admit that when I have the feeling that I'm about to get dumped, I become as clingy as Reba on Lori. But I finally get the hint when a court processor server presents me with a restraining order. Dumping a clingy bitch is not hard! After the court processor visits them, all you have to do is stage your death, voluntarily admit yourself into the Witness Protection Program, get a scientist to change the natural pheromone scent in your crotch and never ever use the phone or Internet again.
I really refuse to believe any of this. I bet Jessica is the one who did the dumping, because it must get exhausting trying not to punch that face every time it smiles.
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I believe it cause he did the same thing to Cameron and strung her along to for a while cause he didnt know how to break up with her....
i find jt very unsexy... even being the good dancer that he is, my girly parts are dry when i look at him...
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i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
Him, no balls.
Her, no spine.
And the band played on...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by merry12 on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:16pm.
Am I the only one who thinks him and Britney should get back together? I think he broke her heart.
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I guess you don't remember that she cheated on him breaking HIS heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0
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Also, the older the get the less convinced I am that the two of them had ANYTHING in common outside of being Disney Horz.
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When JT takes off those glasses, is the nose attached to them? Yow, what a honker.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:06pm.
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I have a serious question: What did it take for you to snap out of it & move on with your life? One of my best friends is currently in a similar situation with a FUCKING ASSHOLE guy, but she continues to put up with his shit. No amount of sense-talking will make her kick him to the curb, and she always ends up apologizing TO HIM when he is the one in the wrong. Her self-esteem is shattered, and I am beyond frustrated watching her waste her time on this POS. I will stick by her forever because she's a wonderful friend & person, but Jesus H. Christ - it's so hard to see a friend go through this crap.
that guy is such a douche. Never liked him or found him attractive.
As for JB, she's hot but I'm indifferent to her. I just hope she doesn't jump into another relationship right away a la Jennifer Love Hewitt. That would make me dislike her character then.
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Justin, you frickin panty waist. Just rip it off like a bandaid. He was probably scared that she'd go all "HULK SMASH!" on him.
Why, WHY, do you stay with someone even though you can't stand them? And for TWO years? What do you possibly get out of it? He couldn't break up with her? What stopped him? What a coward. Asshole.
Submitted by Athina on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:11pm.
@ ME and Datura,
Yep, that's why when I see that shit happening to my younger cousins (they're in their late teens), I want to shake them and say, "Noooooooooo! It's just ONE man. There will be many, many more along the way!" There's a lot of good stuff that comes with age. Self respect is one of them.
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Sometimes I think you need to get your arse kicked hard by love (just once) to learn what you will and will not put up with in a partner.
It's the people who get kicked and kicked again throughout their entire lives that I worry about.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Wasn't Jessica BFF with JT's mom? And wasn't the mom stumping hard for an engagement awhile back? Methink it's more likely that JT didn't have the balls to tell his mom he was dumping her for two years.
Submitted by merry12 on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:16pm.
Am I the only one who thinks him and Britney should get back together? I think he broke her heart.
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I guess you don't remember that she cheated on him breaking HIS heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0
"You'd be surprised at how soon the love was lost on this one."
OH! AND HOW I'VE WONDERED!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I am not shocked by this at all. In fact, I remember him leaving her ass about two years ago for a minute but she must've put on her little cryfest and he took her back. Justin aint no prize fucking pony by any means, but women like Jessica make me want to punch my vagina. She reminds me of the sick fuck that sunk her fangs into my bro and would not let go until she quite *divinely* got pregnant, and you'd think marriage would give her psychotic ass assurance? He still cannot utter a single word to anyone of the opposite sex (mother included) without having Hell to pay. So fuck you Jessica. And FUCK YOU SUZY!!!
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scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
And who is this "source" that knows dear little Justin's inner yearnings and desires. Poor, sweet little Justin. Staying in a loveless relationship for over 2 years. So sad and so FUCKING LAME.
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What is up with that nose of his? Has it always been so gigantic and weird looking?
I will admit to liking him in that movie with Emile Hirsch, Sharon Stone, where they kidnapped the bother of some dude and killed him.
Justin is a douche and is facially challenged to boot. She's as exciting as poly blend. He'll miss her.
Am I the only one who thinks him and Britney should get back together? I think he broke her heart.
Well MK i want very much to believe Jessica was the one doing the dumping too but being that he has many women who ...*gulp*.... want to sleep with him....*VOOOOMMMMIIIIITTTTSSS*.... im sure he did the deed.
Submitted by Athina on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:00pm.
I really wish I could build a time machine and go back and kick my 21-year old self in the ass!
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Oh honey we all feel this way.
*cringes at memories of the bullshit I put up with in college*
IT STUNG HER IN THE HEART, PEOPLE!!!
I don't buy it - if he really wanted out two years ago, why would he have stayed?
Love how he's wearing his own jacket, so lame~oh!
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@ ME and Datura,
Yep, that's why when I see that shit happening to my younger cousins (they're in their late teens), I want to shake them and say, "Noooooooooo! It's just ONE man. There will be many, many more along the way!" There's a lot of good stuff that comes with age. Self respect is one of them.
ScarJo divorcing may have given him the final push, or not?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
More like he informed her 2 years ago that she'd been downgraded to "friend w/ benefits" status and she went along with it.
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Malcolm Tucker's Law:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe3Ou9xBAlI&feature=related
he has looked like he couldn't give a shit about her for a long time, but I think he strung her along for 2 years. he could get almost any pussy he wants, so if he wanted to just dump her, he would have.
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And we'll drink and dance with one hand free
And have the world so easily
And oh we'll be a sight to see
Back in the high life again
stage 5 clinger for 2 years, before jt could pry biel of him...bullshit...but then again she appears desperate and justin appears to be a douche...
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Submitted by Athina on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 12:56pm.
How needy of a bitch do you have to be to cling to a relationship for TWO years where the man isn't interested or even in love with you anymore?
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Yeah, this reminds me of a man I was dating when I was 21. I was infatuated, but he wanted to break up in the worst way. He dragged it out for over a year. I even tolerated him fucking around with another woman, the woman he really wanted to be with, just so he wouldn't break up with me. I really wish I could build a time machine and go back and kick my 21-year old self in the ass!
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I have a similar story to that. Two year relationship with my first love. First year was amazing, the second was shit.
I was so, so in love with him. Once the relationship started to sour, I let him get away with all sorts of bullshit just to keep him. He didn't cheat (that I know of), but he treated me very coldly and impatiently, talked to me like I was crazy. I had really low self esteem, so it all suited me well back then.
I'd like to shake myself from back then and punch him in the crotch for good measure for not manning up and letting me go if he was so unhappy.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 1:02pm.
Whenever I decided to quit a relationship, the decision was made and executed within 5 days.
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TEAM BITCH DON'T DANCE.
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
This whole fake ass story smells of bullshit. Oh and by the way, 99% of the population does not FUCKING CARE.
Could care less about these two, but LMAO! The part about Justin's proctologist was hilarious.
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he always looks like he smells not so fresh.
Anyway, I never got the appeal with that pasty meth face of his.
Athina - a 21 year old doing that shit is acceptable in my book because at 21 we're idiots. LOL
At 18 - 21 I had the #1 catch of our town as my BF. Our relationship was shitty, many reasons as to why. I too turned a blind eye to cheating just to stay with him.
I wish to hell I could go back and kick my own ass.
What a fucking lame ass douche - if he'd really want to break up with her, he should've been a damn GROWN UP and done it. He probably let her hang on for fucky times and someone to take to random shit, but you know he fucked around. Both of these fuckers are losers.
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stage 5 clinger alert. & a wtf to the blonde with the circa 70s do in front of them.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
This story makes no sense.
OoooOh, MK! I LOVE the Schappell twins! LOVE THEM.
Also, I think it's really cruel to keep someone around for two years when you know you don't love them. (If that's really the case with Seagull and The Butt.)
Then again, some men are passive aggressive and if he starts to break up with the woman, she cries and then he slides back into his misery instead of ending it. Like that scene in "When Harry Met Sally" where they fuck for the first time and she's all snuggly and he just wants to chew his arm off and get away. Hey, grow a pair.
Whenever I decided to quit a relationship, the decision was made and executed within 5 days.
2 years? Are you fucking kidding me?
Stupid.
Where the frack is the OP?!
Very anxious and frustrated today...
As for these two lumps of unflavored, unsweetened oatmeal...meh don't care
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I am more interested in the lucious winged beauty floating at the bottom of the pic.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 12:56pm.
How needy of a bitch do you have to be to cling to a relationship for TWO years where the man isn't interested or even in love with you anymore?
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Yeah, this reminds me of a man I was dating when I was 21. I was infatuated, but he wanted to break up in the worst way. He dragged it out for over a year. I even tolerated him fucking around with another woman, the woman he really wanted to be with, just so he wouldn't break up with me. I really wish I could build a time machine and go back and kick my 21-year old self in the ass!
poor Mary Camden!
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
"I can't believe I have to pin my hopes on this season not sucking on a guy with a back hair sweater, but there it is." TWOP Survivor Recap
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 12:56pm.
How needy of a bitch do you have to be to cling to a relationship for TWO years where the man isn't interested or even in love with you anymore?
If this is true, Jessica is pathetic.
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Totally, and so is he! If I wanted to quit someone, it didn't take me a week, let a lone 2 fucking YEARS! The hell?!
He's wanted to dump her for 2 years?! Ooookay, if that's the case, what a pussy. It's cruel to lead someone on like that.
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Douchechill!
It took him 2 years to dump her? Bullshit.
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"I'll admit that when I have the feeling that I'm about to get dumped, I become as clingy as Reba on Lori."
Bwahahahahahahahah!!!
How needy of a bitch do you have to be to cling to a relationship for TWO years where the man isn't interested or even in love with you anymore?
If this is true, Jessica is pathetic.
Seagull!