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Uncle O'Grimacey, a citizen of McDonaldland and Grimace's Irish uncle who is was the official pimp of the Shamrock Shake in the late 70s through the mid 80s. And on this St. Patrick's Day, Uncle O'Grimacey is still slumped against a lamp post off the turnpike in McDonaldland and cat calling at birdies flying by while gulping from a flask (filled with a Shamrock Shake, of course).
Uncle O'Grimacey is also a perfect mascot for St. Patrick's Day, because the drunk McSnots that will come flying out of your nose when McYack on a side street after downing too many McPints will look exactly like him (complete with green hair and all)!
Let's all get this St. Patrick's Day started with a Shamrock Shake. Just ask them to only fill the cup halfway, because the rum is going to need some room. That's how Uncle O'Grimacey does it.
Happy St. Patrick's Day to all! And a Happy St. Hungthefuckover Day tomorrow!
(Thanks Lahoma)
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I fucking love Shamrock Shakes, but I was VERY disappointed that they messed it up and now instead of a shamrock shake it is a vanilla shake with mint syrup mixed in and then whipped cream and a cherry on top.
fuck that get the old shake machine back and make it right bitches
I LOVE SHAMROCK SHAKES! Minty and amazing!
We have the Shamrock Shake at the McRaunchy's here in Bumfuck, Canada, but not the fancy schmancy whipped cream and cherry thing. We've got the minty green stuff in a regular cup.
What about Cookie O' Puss?!?!?!
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@ Migraine - That's kind of how it happened here too. I begged for one until she could no longer tolerate the whining. She caved in and bought me one and then spent the next hour forcing me to drink it. It tasted like shit...but not minty shit, just shitty shit.
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Shamrock shakes taste like menthol cigarettes...from Chernobyl. They're even putting cherries on top of them. Fancy.
MJF
Yeah, I always begged my Mom for one and hated it. I do not remember mint flavoring though.
I do not rememeber this. I was born in 1969, ate at McDonald's a lot and watched TV all the time. How do I not remember this? I thought Shamrock shakes were somewhat recent and I don't ever remember Grimace having a green uncle. WTF? Am I going senile???
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They don't do it anymore but a guy I knew who managed a McDonald's in the 80's said that they used to put "petroleum byproducts" inside their shakes up til the early 80's. He said they stopped doing it but he refuses to drink their shakes.
I've been drinking McDonald's skakes SINCE the 80's and there is nothing nasty-tasting about them. Can't believe they once did that though..
Thanks, Hekki LOL I like things that require 0 skill. Shepherd's Pie is good, too.
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Any of you other old farts remember whether or not this shit was mint-flavored in the 70's? I seem to remember it tasting like an amalgamation of a bunch of sugary flavors, but nothing like mint - cuz I hated mint as a kid. It must not have been worth remembering :/
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Submitted by chicagokristi on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 8:22am.
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YES! Genius idea. *goes to see if McD's is serving shakes at 8am *
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Happy St. Patricks Day everyone! Mr.Mucus could be Mr. Grimacey's cousin.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Happy SP Day to such famous Irish-Americans as Shaquille O'Neal, Tracy McGrady, and Soledad O'Brien.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 8:33am.
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This is the first year in 5 years that I was able to get a Shamrock Shake. Every other year their machine would be broken. I made sure I had two already!! Love the new whipped cream and cherry on top!!
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Shit forgot to wear green today. And I even made corned beef and cabbage this weekend (YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY!)
aww Whamo ;(
*a moment of silence for Snorky*
I'm sure he was the bestest doggy evah!
Happy St. Patricks Day, hos! get your Guinness on!
OK actually I don't like Guinness..I'll drink it once a year on the 17th of March but other than that, it's all about Kilkenny...mmm
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jerseygirl, there is zero skill involved in making corned beef and cabbage. Even my SIL could make it.
I'm not making it because my kids won't like it, and I find it WAY too salty. Normally I make shepherd's pie, which is still Irish and it smells good when you're making it. Also, it's something everyone in this picky family likes.
Not a fan of the Shamrock shake, but I'm glad to see it for nostalgia's sake.
McDonald's is icky, but we have it once every two months or so. The kids like the damn Happy Meals and I like their fries. Everything in moderation. Besides, if you forbid it, they'll want it even more.
I never realized they had Shamrock shakes in the 70s. I thought only the 80's could have birthed something so terrifyingly neon green!
Oh, and I know I'll be vilified for practically pissing on a classic, but add half chocolate to your Shamrock shake, and you get a mint chocolate-y slurp of heaven!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 8:01am.
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LOL It was the Hilarious House part that got me cause it was never really that funny.
The Banana Splits!!! Hell ya, I had a doggie when I was a very young kid we called him SNORKY from the character off that show.
I have a little tear in my eye, ole Snorky was buried behind the driving shed at my folks old place...I haven’t thought about him in years..he was a great doggie...I think I have a case of the sads now. lol
I had a Shamrock Shake 2 days ago (have to get one every year because they R-O-C-K) and I was disappointed to see whipped cream and a cherry on my luscious shake. What a way to ruin a prefectly good dessert. But of course I ate it all anyway.
Uvy, I'm with you on the Keep it simple Stupid approach, something are better left as is.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 7:29am.
hehe That commercial reminds of HR Puff n Stuff.
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I looooooved Puff n Stuff, Witchypoo was psychedelic. I also liked the Bugaloos and Kaptain Kool and the Kongs. Klassy 70s cartoon fare, none of this learn your ABC shit.
As for Shamrock Shakes, I've had one. They are good. Even if they are just digestible plastic and not real food.
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So, does anyone have any plans to drink green beer and eat corned beef? I really ought to learn to cook it, but the smell of the cabbage makes me queasy.
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Whamo- A lot of the fast food places are doing Starbucks-esque frapp cups with domed lids for whipped cream and stuff. I don't know, maybe I'm a purist but the changes to McDonalds shakes was unnecessary.
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@Whamo -- why yes, I certainly do ! it was house of Frightenstein with billy Van and Vincent Price was the master of ceremonies if i'm not mistaken. We also loved the Banana Splits. Yes, I'm GETOFFMYLAWN old but a big kid at heart.
@ Uvy,
It's been so long since I had one I didn't even know they put whipped cream and cherries on them. I can't imagine what a Micky Ds Cherry taste like...mind out of the gutter Uvy!
I liked McDonalds shakes before they started getting highbrow with them. Go back to putting it in the paper soda cups and keep your whipped cream and cherry.
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@starqs & whamo - thanks! Minty sounds good. I jyst hate mcdonalds. But I go early once in a while for a deep fried potato brick.
Where's my Bailey's luquor to help the mint along this fine mornin...
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 7:29am.
hehe That commercial reminds of HR Puff n Stuff. I used to get up at the butt crack of dawn to watch the Saturday line up. Good times.
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Off topic but I had to....
Good ole Sat morning cartoons, Do you remember the cheesy Hilarious House of Frankenstein? I'm not sure if they showed that in the States but it use to be on at like 5:30 6 in the morning. It was crappy but all the good cartoons came on after it.
I hope you're all wearing green cause....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKyY6TIKpuw
I like to peench.
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wow mk you are so random. :D
top o' the morning to everyone!
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 7:40am.
Wtf does a shamrock shake taste like?
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They put whipped cream on top and a cherry and it taste like mint-flavored ice cream. Its a very light minty-fresh taste and its really good!
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 7:40am.
Wtf does a shamrock shake taste like?
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I haven’t had one in a while but they were mint flavoured last time I checked...and they are pretty damn good. I think I'll get one at lunch.LOL
Wtf does a shamrock shake taste like?
It looks like garbage. Oscar the grouch is playing a trick on us and jizzing into mcdonalds cups while watching COCO do her assercises.
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Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
Damn, has anyone else tasted that new Shamrock Shake from McDonald's? I had it a few weeks ago and that thing is freakin DELICIOUS!
hehe That commercial reminds of HR Puff n Stuff. I used to get up at the butt crack of dawn to watch the Saturday line up. Good times.
I for one have never had a Shamrock shake. We haven't had them for many years here in Canucksville.
Anywhores, Happy St. Paddy's day to all !