The Cyruses Are One Big Screwed Up Family Again!
Love is burning on the shopping cart grill in Billy Ray Cyrus' heart again, because his family is back to gnawing on charred possum legs in the backyard together! Just last month, Billy Ray's marriage to Tish was on its way to the barn to be put down and Miley Cyrus ignored his howls for attention, but everything is fixed now! Tish is chewing on the ends of Billy Ray's mullet when they spoon in the back of a pickup truck and he couldn't be happier. In a sit down with The View airing tomorrow, Billy Ray tells the hens that the divorce is off and Miley is talking to his ass again. From People:
"I've dropped the divorce. I want to put my family back together … Things are the best they've ever been. I feel like I got my Miley back. I feel like we're the daddy and daughter we were before Hannah Montana.Hannah Montana didn't ruin my family. Fame did. Sometimes when you get in this ride, you feel like you're strapped to a rocket."
I bet it was really difficult for Billy Ray to say those words with the CHA-CHING sound booming in his head after every sentence. "I feel like I got my Miley back!" Cut to Miley's business manager stuffing a cashiers check into the coffee tin bank account under Billy Ray's floor board. "Hannah Montana didn't ruin my family!" Cut to Mickey Mouse dropping a wad of hundreds in Billy Ray's fanny pack.
I don't blame Billy Ray. He can buy a lot of taco party packs with that money.
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Submitted by sinjin on Sat, 03/19/2011 - 6:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i : Wait a second, Billy Ray. Weren't you getting divorced from TISH? I mean, ok sure - you worry about your kids too...but what about the rest of your kids? Cuz, like, you din't stay with Trace's mom...and I bet you haven't seen THAT kid's eyes for a coupla years now, at least.
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(*Whispers in angel_i's ear: "Trace is the dark fug in the middle. Can't see his eyes 'cause of the sunglasss, but technically...")
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LOL! That's what I meant achally. I've never seen a picture of that boy without some huge dark ass shades riding his face.
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Submitted by Gagecanada :Did they adopt Gene Simmon's son?
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I think Gene Simmons' son is actually rather cute, lanky, but cute AND SMART! Surprisingly his kids seem kind, well-rounded, informed, witty and not arrogant. Well done Gene & Shannon. :-)
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Submitted by angel_i : Wait a second, Billy Ray. Weren't you getting divorced from TISH? I mean, ok sure - you worry about your kids too...but what about the rest of your kids? Cuz, like, you din't stay with Trace's mom...and I bet you haven't seen THAT kid's eyes for a coupla years now, at least.
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(*Whispers in angel_i's ear: "Trace is the dark fug in the middle. Can't see his eyes 'cause of the sunglasss, but technically...")
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Weird. I read that Billy Ray isn't the father of the one in the pink and ol' Horseface. Ever notice, though, that the girl in pink (I think her name's Brandy)looks exactly like Miley? I'd never expect that of half siblings. Something's in the woodpile...as my grandpa would say.
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If you wanna be in black and white, black and white's gotta be IN YOU!
The one in the pink skirt is all walleyed. Ew. Don't they have the money to fix that?
Tish should douche with Drano for spawning such unfortunates as these. If I were her and saw how my family had turned out, I'd know I had failed as a mother and at life itself.
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yeah...I got a problem with that line from Billy Ray "I got my Miley back..."
Shouldn't he be saying.."I got my Tish back" or "I got my family back" or "I got my kids back"
But saying I got my Miley back makes him either sound like a greedy fucker or a sicko fucker
"Trace looks like Marylin Manson with no makeup"
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I think he looks more like a barn yard animal and what is the problem with the little one-I mean I dont wanna pick on the kid but isnt she already doing stripper dances or something-thats a combo of interbreeding and fucked up genes....
The whole family is like something outta Deliverance...
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I'm waiting for the backlash when people decide they want raw instead of autotune and real instead of manufactured. Goodbye Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Keisha, Miley. Did I leave anyone out?
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Not that the dudes are much to look at but the women in this family are ALL butt ugly.
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 8:21am.
Poor little Noah. I really hope she grows into her looks because DAMN. She reminds me of a possum...
I saw a possum on my way to work this morning and it looked better than she does. I thought I was fug. Wow.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Someone should put the Kardashians and the Cyruses on "Family Feud."
Hell, just put them all in the same room. Surely a black hole created by their collective egotism would take these famewhores away.
Noah is an actress-wasn't she in Harry and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo?
OMG, you guys are killing me! I almost choked on my Werther's and soiled myself!
That being said, Trace Cyrus...DAYUM! What manner of gas station restroom fumes was Trish huffing when she was pregnant with him? He's borderline deformed! Who's his real father? Sloth from the Goonies?
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Submitted by lastdiva on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 1:47am.
Bad orthodontic choices all 'round!
^^^^^WORD right there and these marsh-dwellin motherfuckers can afford to pay CASH to fix their tooth. Their dentist needs disbarred/license stripped and then they need to lose their ill-gotten fortune.
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What a hideous family. The little one looks like a Dia de los Muertos doll.
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Did they adopt Gene Simmon's son?
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Submitted by TexnDoc
Miley's slut turn must have sold like New Coke. I love that midget Noah! She's like "The Beverly Hillbillies" Granny.
ROFLMAO!! Honest to God, y'all are outdoing yourselves with these comments. Of course this family and this pic are a fucking gift. Hooters? Seriously? They outdo anything on Awkward Family Photos.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 8:45pm.
Hello all, the Hillbilly Anti-Defamation League's lawyer sent over a certified letter today stating said they want us to stop using the word "hillbillies" to describe these people.
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Clearly a false statement, as this entity would certainly have letterhead printed on possum skin that reads "Hillbillie Antee Definimizashun Leeg" with a logo incorporating an outhouse and a banjo.
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The fugliest Cyrus is the skinny son with all the piercings...he just grosses me out. Face lift for all of them.
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My God, I've never seen such an ugly family. And the fact that some of them are celebrities is even scarier than their looks. They actually make the Spears family look elegant in comparison.
Is that Howard Stern in the middle?
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 8:21am.
I rarely ever pick on people's looks, but this is a truly UNFORTUNATE looking family (i.e. really fucking ugly). You know it's bad when my eyes want to rest on Billy Ray because he's the LEAST offensive looking.
Poor little Noah. I really hope she grows into her looks because DAMN. She reminds me of a possum...
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I have tears streaming down my face. LOL. I think I am going to go lock myself in the ladies room so I can actually laugh out loud.
Hate me...
but I find Billy Ray very sexy...
Don't ask me why. I just do...
The one in the pink skirt looks like Miley with extreme brain damage
I rarely ever pick on people's looks, but this is a truly UNFORTUNATE looking family (i.e. really fucking ugly). You know it's bad when my eyes want to rest on Billy Ray because he's the LEAST offensive looking.
Poor little Noah. I really hope she grows into her looks because DAMN. She reminds me of a possum...
Submitted by Starqz on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 6:51pm.
Good lord, they're posing outside a Hooters!
How..appropriate.
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It couldn't be any more perfect! I wonder if that was intentional.
What a fugly fam.
not these fucking hillbilly's again...they are so transparent it is disgusting...Billy Ray you are such a phoney...I guess they were having there regular family dinner at Hooters cause they are klassy like that. Possum stew for everyone!!
Outside of Hooters...they must have been picking up Noah from her shift.
Miley clearly threatened to stop payments on the mortgage.
Noah is an unfortunate looking child - I hope she grows into her looks.
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It's not that serious.
They all look like they'd smell like musty outhouse.
Little Snaggletooth there doesn't really look related to them. The milkman her daddy?
ETA: Awww, that's not nice. I get that sometimes. One of my kids doesn't look like the others (although she's Mr. Hekki's mini-me, so she's obviously ours)
ah now you're learnin' HillBilly Ray.. whoever is raking in the bucks runs the show so sit down, shut up and enjoy the free ride. But don't get too comfy, because from what I've seen lately, your cash cow will kill her career a la Lohan.
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This picture is very disturbing.
Isn't toothless tiny prostitot extraordinaire ever going to grow up??? It's like she's stuck somewhere in between being Suri and a midget Vadge...
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Bad orthodontic choices all 'round!
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"don't even try shitting on my rainbow!!" ~ Fucking_Classy
Billy Ray looks over the moon with his new found family happiness. He is too vain to let a photo opportunity pass, but too dumb to convince. Fame didn't wreck his family, his unrelenting desire to be in showbusiness did. If you hate it so much, then find yourself an ordinary job.
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They all have a touch of the 'I Am My Own Grandpa' face. Hopefully the little one will grow out of it--- it's too late for the rest of them.
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Submitted by sarah990 on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 11:42pm.
Trace looks like Marylin Manson with no makeup
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LOL! I think he looks like Lady Caca as a brunette. Oh shit - that's it - Trace Cyrus and Lady Caca are the same person!!! It all makes sense...I think.
Submitted by Zonko on Fri, 03/18/2011 - 12:41am.
All of a sudden i have a hankerin' for some possum stew ....
Don't forget the fried squirrel and roadkill rice!
All of a sudden i have a hankerin' for some possum stew ....
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 7:36pm.
As sad as it is to say, I think Miley's the best looking one of the bunch...*sigh*
That is why they pimped her out.
Trace looks like Marylin Manson with no makeup
All of this butt ugly family's hoopla seems totally fabricated to me. A blind item about a teen star's manufactured fall from grace and her subsequent rise back, all in order to get publicity, seems to fit perfectly here. I think the whole Cyrus family was in it just to get attention. Now, can we go back to ignoring them?
Submitted by Starr07 on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 8:47pm.
Does anyone know how many of those are actually a BillyRay/Tish combo?
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The blonde chick and the snuffaluffagus with the shades on are Tish's children from a previous relationship. Miley, the teen boy next to her, and the little girl are Billy and Tish's children.
Isn't this picture almost 2 years old?
That would make the lovely blond in the pink skirt, 21... yikes!
BLaachh, cahCahh, CaCk, uchhhh.
Gazing upon this family makes me feel like I swallowed a gnat and a dustball.
blech.
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Hope Trish is past child-bearing age because her mutants with Billy Ray are too much already.