Wino SANS FARDS
The glory days of the former Crackie of Camden posing nightly for the paps while looking like a coke booger that mutated in a puddle of meth pimple pus with a rat's hairball are long gone. So we should cherish every single picture we get of Amy Wino out in the wild. These pictures of Wino with a napping crackhive on her head and a face free of FARDS were taken outside of some studio in London on Saturday afternoon. SO FRESH! SO CLEAN! A fresh and clean Amy Wino is the light the apocalypse sees at the end of the tunnel.
I'm happy that London's health department workers no longer have to set fire to the sidewalk whenever Wino walks around barefoot, but I do miss seeing her looking like a zombie Gargamel. Every now and again, I pull out her pictures from the old days and have a special "they grow up so fast" moment with them.
• 
She's making me cold just by looking at those stick thin legs, walking barren in London.
Yeah, it's spring, but London is always so damn drafty :P
Submitted by Texrocks on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 10:09pm.
agreed. Your avie is fabulous.
Oh how I miss this chick. She is actually looking pretty good not the Amy from the Frank era but better than she has in a very long time.
She actually looks clean here (as in not currently a crackhead). Looking good for her, she needs to put on some more weight and she'd be back.
All that green moss there must be leaking out of the diaper she appears to be wearing?? Miss ya Amy!!
Submitted by Goldigga on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:01am.
I hate when people say "totes" instead of "totally"!!!!!
Amen! I stopped buying this women's magazine because they started using that word. I guess they were trying to be young and trendy, but all I could picture were a bunch of fat, 40+ writers sitting around saying "OMG, those shoes are totes adorbs!" Even my 12 year old niece doesnt say shit like that
--------------------------------------
Whenever I go over to one of my friend's houses, it seems like E News is on, and Guiliana Rancid has started saying stupid tween shit like "totes." I'm always two seconds away from screaming, "Bitch, you're 35!" at the screen.
Edit: I love Amy. I'm so glad she's starting to look clean and healthy. I found it hard to enjoy her crack foolishness on this site because the girl has gobs of talent she was throwing away.
*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Wow I feel like I haven't seen her in months. Not since she was drunkenly sleeping on doorsteps and pub tables.
I haven't heard much of Wino's tales of crackery as of late. I was kind of missing that distinct ratty beehive of hers.
*******************************************************************
"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
She looks a lot better, in Wino terms of course. Dare I say she looks better than Britney on a typical afternoon? Not that that's hard, but Wino certainly seems to have come a long way from the Blake days.
SANS FARDS might be my favorite tag on Dlisted.
I love wino. I hope she begins eating and keeping it down ALL the time. Kisses gurl! I know its rough lovin the shit.
__________________________________________________
Cartman (singing): Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross / I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.
My girl picked up a couple of pounds, even got her nails done. Baby steps sweetie. Baby Steps. Love you Amy!
********************************************
I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I hate when people say "totes" instead of "totally"!!!!!
"Ohmigod, that bag is totes cute!" It's a good thing I don't carry a gun.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
@Hekki - "Totes"?! Eek. Haven't heard that one yet. Hope it stays that way.
I hate when people say "totes" instead of "totally"!!!!!
"Ohmigod, that bag is totes cute!" It's a good thing I don't carry a gun.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
@Hekki - "Totes"?! Eek. Haven't heard that one yet. Hope it stays that way.
Sans chaussettes et chaussures, aussi! Don't be a French-hater: they're now leading us into battle.
wow what a difference a few pounds make.. she is looking better.
Her face looks absolutely gorgeous in the banner picture. Reminds me of the woman who played Hugh Grant's best friend in "Notting Hill". I don't remember her name, but her face was stunning, in my opinion.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 10:55am.
_______________________________________
landwhale is my wife. she used to be a sized 14, but now she has gotten herself down to an 8. heard that story before. she will be an 18 by the time summer is said and done.
Hey, all you disgusting feet-havers: the cheapest, easiest way to carve dead crud off your feet is with one of those life-threateningly abrasive gloves made from sea urchins and barbed wire and the sandpaper with about three chunks of live coral attached to it that they sell at places like Walmart for $2.99. It works great, and there's nothing to drop because you're wearing it, and if you're tall, it's especially useful, since it's hard to see all the way down there.
Or so I have heard.
_________________________
You think Honey Badger cares? Honey Badger don't give a shit.
She looks pretty good here. She actually has some animation to her face...like when they show the addicts on Intervention three months into rehab.
ETA: Yeah, 'totes' makes me stabby, too.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 11:01am.
I hate when people say "totes" instead of "totally"!!!!!
Amen! I stopped buying this women's magazine because they started using that word. I guess they were trying to be young and trendy, but all I could picture were a bunch of fat, 40+ writers sitting around saying "OMG, those shoes are totes adorbs!" Even my 12 year old niece doesnt say shit like that
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Vern
As Karen Walker used to say "put your legs in the air and think of handbags, bitch" - SpiceDong
She actually looks clean here! Not bad at all...just wish she'd eat something. Her emaciated leg muscles look awful. She used to be so smokin & stacked! Drugs suck.
~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♥~♦¤♦~♥~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
@charlie m. I hear THAT about the cheap mani/pedi shacks. When I was younger I got a gift certificate for this super high-end spa shit (SO amazing!) and she warned me - never let them shave, never let them cut your cuticles, etc. and I was always really good about being strict in there (cuz it's CHEAP there! and they gots lotsa colours!)...but yeah - mostly I do it myself cuz it really is an every day thing at this point. This parrafin thing is a little more on the high-end side...not a gift but a special! See? It's ok to be poor:) Not ideal - but still ok:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
These is this lotion by Derma Doctor called KP Duty. It's actually for a skin condition, but I didn't know that when I bought it. Anyway, but that stuff on your feet for 2-3 days and your feet will be as pristine as charlie m.'s. It works on other rough spots, as well.
It's at Sephora and it's a little pricey, but well worth the money.
Submitted by Kiddo on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 10:55am.
LOL!
_____________________________________________
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
I hate when people say "totes" instead of "totally"!!!!!
"Ohmigod, that bag is totes cute!" It's a good thing I don't carry a gun.
Submitted by charlie m: "...landwhale took me to the vietnamese chicks a couple of times for pedicure and they started shaving my heels, and i'm like, oh hell no. you don't even know enough english to talk about the weather, there aint no fucking way you are shaving the skin off my feet with a razor without any questions about whether or not that is medically appropriate for me, plus i have seen the few, measly squirts of disinfectant you spray between customers. so now i do my own, and my feet are pristine. i have a foot spa, complete with remote. my own nail files and sally hansen cuticle remover, sandstone and moisturizer. any woman would be throughly impressed and envious."
That story is hilarious. And kind of gross. Who is "landwhale"? My god, what a nickname. And look at you, charlie m, with a foot spa and shit. Go on with your bad self and pristine feet.
I fucking hate the word "SANS". That word totally destroys my otherwise perfect world like a tsunami of epic proportions only aimed at my little, happy, cushioned-in-a-cubicle self. When I hear or see the word "SANS" I actually have a small tremor-like spasmodic fit. How dare the author of this website use such profanity.
Fuck the French and fuck anyone for ever using the word "SANS" and fuck me up the ass for being such a fucking pretentious assholey idiot for even spazzing out over said fuckery.
/sarc
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 10:49am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:23am.
I fucking HATE the use of the word SANS!! and GOTDAYUM she's gross.
__________________________________
Really, Jack? I thought you'd hit anything!
------------------
SERIOUSLY!!!?? no, even *I* have standards.
_____________________________________________
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 10:43am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:23am.
I fucking HATE the use of the word SANS!!
_____________________________________________
*************
Agreed. A woman I am acquainted with (another way of saying I dislike her) uses the most nauseating phrase all the time: "sans clue". It makes me want to electrocute her.
--------------------
HAHAHA!! I would wanna fucking KILL her!!! CIRCA is another one I can't stand.
_____________________________________________
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:23am.
I fucking HATE the use of the word SANS!! and GOTDAYUM she's gross.
__________________________________
Really, Jack? I thought you'd hit anything!
___________________________
Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:23am.
I fucking HATE the use of the word SANS!!
_____________________________________________
*************
Agreed. A woman I am acquainted with (another way of saying I dislike her) uses the most nauseating phrase all the time: "sans clue". It makes me want to electrocute her.
_________________________
You think Honey Badger cares? Honey Badger don't give a shit.
Crackalicious!!
***************************************
Facebook: Triston Negreaux
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe to Heaux Confessionals©
Wow, she looks reasonably healthy in body and face, and better in face without makeup! Shocking, in a way that sans fards is not usually meant to shock!
She looks the same with or without makeup to me.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:51am.
Submitted by charlie m on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:44am.
does anyone else have a thing with their feet getting rough and dirty?
************************************
*SOBS!*
It's so weird you bring that up cuz I've been struggling with that for a YEAR now! (and my friend just brought me the awesomest slippers yesterday!) I do know that it can be a symptom of Diabetes which runs in my family...but I'm ok. My doc suggested that this might be the worst I get of it seeing as I'm SO OLD and still cool(sans diabetes, that is:)
I've taken to scrubbing my feet daily - sometimes it's the only way to get the dirt off. I don't know if you have Body Shop...but the Hemp Hand and Foot cream is MIRACULOUS! For me, anyway....and I'm going for a parrafin pedi next week...
_________________________________
i know what you are sayin'. i am extremely prone to very dry, scaley heals and that pad on the bottom of your big toe. diabetes runs in my family also, but i don't have it. landwhale took me to the vietnamese chicks a couple of times for pedicure and they started shaving my heels, and i'm like, oh hell no. you don't even know enough english to talk about the weather, there aint no fucking way you are shaving the skin off my feet with a razor without any questions about whether or not that is medically appropriate for me, plus i have seen the few, measly squirts of disinfectant you spray between customers. so now i do my own, and my feet are pristine. i have a foot spa, complete with remote. my own nail files and sally hansen cuticle remover, sandstone and moisturizer. any woman would be throughly impressed and envious.
sidestory, sorry. several years ago we had a lady who lived a couple of streets over. nice, stay at home family woman with two small children. she contracted an infection in a nail salon and it started in her finger and started to travel through her hand and up her lower forarm. she was hospitalized. they absolutely could not stop the infection. even on the icu and with all the antibiotics and medicines. it continued up and went to her heart. she died.
Her bird legs are disgusting... at least she doesn't have that smeared on dirt face look in this picture...
_____________________________________________
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
I used to be so much more grossed out by bare feet, but Karate has lessened it for me. That being said, there are some places you never go barefoot, like gas station bathrooms...I swear, I can never see Britney as sexy again, since she pulled all that crap.
I never thought Amy was pretty, but she looks healthier than she has in a very long time.
***********************************************
Daddy wherever you are, remember me
In what ever you do, I love you
-Lucky Dube
Sans Fards avec grocery store feet. Put some shoes on you aren't brit brit.
She looks lots better though.
______________________________________________
"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I love Wino, and hope she comes out with something new soon.
Looking good! No longer a candidate for Faces of Meth. She seems happy.
Ooh I love to Fard...I do it every day! ;-)
Wino looks sober!!!
^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
she looks freshly washed...what gives?
_____________________________________________
i've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's make lots of money...
oddly enough, she doesn't look any worse than usual.
maybe we'll get a Wino Beauty Book?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I mean, we should ALL look like Richard Simmons at least one time in our lives-MK
Submitted by charlie m on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 9:44am.
does anyone else have a thing with their feet getting rough and dirty?
************************************
*SOBS!*
It's so weird you bring that up cuz I've been struggling with that for a YEAR now! (and my friend just brought me the awesomest slippers yesterday!) I do know that it can be a symptom of Diabetes which runs in my family...but I'm ok. My doc suggested that this might be the worst I get of it seeing as I'm SO OLD and still cool(sans diabetes, that is:)
I've taken to scrubbing my feet daily - sometimes it's the only way to get the dirt off. I don't know if you have Body Shop...but the Hemp Hand and Foot cream is MIRACULOUS! For me, anyway....and I'm going for a parrafin pedi next week...
♥ Threadkilla!
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
I think it's because FARDS sounds like FARTS.
Oh whatever, we're all juvenile here. :)
WOW! Clean, sober, and hopefully focused on making more good music!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
does anyone else have a thing with their feet getting rough and dirty? i'll go two days without a shower before one day without washing feet. i always wear socks around the house. even walking barefoot on the kitchen tile gets the feet dirty. even if you think the tile is clean.
She actually looks pretty in thumbnail #3. Another sign of the End?? :\
_______________________________________________
"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
She looks like she sounds. Gawd awful.
I was wondering what happened to her...
She looks cute, casual, & comfy here. Hope she makes some new music soon.